Misfits Bible, Number 201 Monday, July 8th 1996 Today's Topics: Re: Misfits Bible, #200 Re: Misfits Bible, #200 The B-Movie Maddness Tape READY! Revelations 6:2-9 Re: Misfits Bible, #199 Misfits Videos--I have some ew, uneasy listening ny ThRASH, videos, shirts How dreamy cameras FREAKS from THE apocalypse abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz Wimpy Re: Misfits Bible, #200 Jeet Kune Do and Getting the Misfits on stage faster San Diego Comic Con misfits Show oi oi sir! the mystery mullet, neckwarmer, etc. Free Zines They are going nuts... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: _______ Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #200 Date: Fri, 5 Jul 1996 12:10:33 -0400 (EDT) > From: Derek > I asked this before but, when's the Fiend Cleub stuff being sent? I need to > catch up on Bible reading, but I think I'm going blind from staring at the > computer. Keep it coming with the cool and informative posts!! I heard also > the Dave was coming back into Van Haen but I don't know how reliable that > is. A postcard was sent out a few weeks ago to fiends in some of the southeast states. John Grimm has started working on a new postcard for later this summer. That's about all that's happening at the moment. > From: Eric Snook > 1) At the beginning of TFM/CiH, who is it that is saying "...we're > rolling, this is teenagers from mars and children in heat"??? Dave Achelis, engineer of the session. > 3) What stuff on the sessions disc of the box set (the unreleased stuff > on Disc III) did you play on? There are a lot of Horror Business, Where > Eagles Dare, etc. versions but there are no dates to help! Sessions discc - everything from '79 and the MSP stuff. Some of the MSP stuff also has Doyle overdubbing from '81. > Well, the next question I got is one that is up for grabs for > everyone (Mark, CG?) Okay, Legacy of Brutality is Glenn Danzig's > overdubs of the Static Age stuff. How about the Side B (non-static age > stuff) of it? Namely She, Halloween, Where Eagles Dare, etc. Are these > songs overdubbed by Glenn too? And if so, aren't they a lot similar in > sound to the versions of Vamira, Skulls, NOTLD, AstroZombies that appear on > the Collection (not WAU) album? She, Spinal Remains and Eagles all had overdubs. Halloween is pretty much true to the original MSP version. She and Spinal Remains *should* sound like the Static Age stuff, but doens't because of the overdubs. Eagles should sound like the first version of Eagles on the Sessions Disc. I don't think that Glenn added overdubs to Halloween, but I know that Doyle did back in '81. American Nightmare may or may not be okay, since Glenn played guitar on the original in the first place. mark ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 5 Jul 1996 12:57:38 -0400 (EDT) From: Robert Brustman Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #200 tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) wrote: > > 78 of you voted, there are 778 of > you that are subscribers. This is a problem. Only 10% of you are active > members. I disagree with you. This is not a problem, and you are choosing a poor way of defining who is an active member. I think that anyone who reads this bible is an active member. Personally, I'd rather read short, but substantive, bibles than long, rambling bibles. > I am saying that there is more to it than just reading the bible > three times a week. There's more to what? What are you talking about? Who are you to define what "it" is? What is it that you want us to do? Bob Brustman brustman@hsph.harvard.edu ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 05 Jul 1996 18:12:42 -0400 (EDT) From: Daniel Rodrigues Subject: The B-Movie Maddness Tape READY! hello fiends, Well I have finished the b movie maddness tape this tape has audio clips that play right into the Misfits songs that were inspired by the old B-horror and sci fi movies. It has the following songs: VAMPIRA- PLAN 9 RETURN OF THE FLY ASTROZOMBIES- PLAN 9 HATEBREEDERS-PLAN 9 DIE DIE MY DARLING SHE- PSYCHO STATIC AGE- TO DIE FOR Teenagers from mars NIGHTOFTHE LIVING DEAD -teenagers from outer space SKULLS- PLAN 9 hybrid moments-the entity HORROR BUISNESS- PSYCHO halloween HORROR HOTEL all hell breaks loose GHOULS NIGHT OUT -twins of evil -NIGHT OF THE GHOULS green hell -Halloween II -the monster from green hell we are 138- thx1138 Bloddfeaste Hellhound-the hills have eyes +++D-Rods phony phone call for the misfits It took me a while to track down all these movies and I am finally ready 3 tapes alreday exist mark, andykryst and chris ternes have one. So here is the deal It costs me .55 for postage and and 1.50 for the tape so I am willing to send a tape for 2 bux. Or if you would like send me a list of stuff you listen and we will trade a tape for a tape. And I already have all the misfits that is on the list that chris Ternes posted so I dont need that unless you have somthin he doesnt. So Email drodrigu@acme.highpoint.edu for a copy. And if Mark. andy, and chris T could submit a review of what they think of it, but of course I love it so let me know. Jerry has already told me he wants a copy so if that means anything to you. later D-Rod ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 5 Jul 1996 21:23:28 PST Subject: Revelations 6:2-9 From: andy van langen I will most likely be controversial here, but I rather like the Metallica version of Last Caress. Everything just seems to go together well musically on that version. But Gleenzig is the one to beat when it comes to Green Hell. Does anyone think that "going down to die" on 4p is a good song besides me? My girlfriend's kinda goth and it's a great slow dance song;) Denmother Patricia: Are you sure its iggy pop singing in thoseNike ads? I heard the Red Hot Chili Posers version on the Beavis and Butt-head Experience and it was...uh huh huh...pretty cool. I couldnt tell the difference. Does any1 know how to make their bass guitar "talk" a la Gene Simons of Kiss? How do I tune it down or distort it? AZ: What shows have you taken in recently in the valley? The skinheads havent come out a lot recently ex. for the Fits show. Also, in your note to Goatfit, you said something about the Brighton Bar. Is that also called Brighton Beach? I have a Type O Negative CD that was recorded live from there. And do you know when lollapalooza is coming to the Allentown Fairgrounds? I'm afraid I don't remember the Follow Fashion Monkeys...I'm too young. Malfeasance,Mayhem, and Misfits, Amara "Just...take that razorblade...and cut your wrists right down to the bone...and DIE LAUGHING!!!!..."-Peter Steele ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 5 Jul 1996 22:35:38 PST Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #199 From: undead@juno.com (Bobby Steele) >Date: Mon, 01 Jul 1996 19:26:28 -0400 (EDT) >From: drodrigu@acme.highpoint.edu (Daniel Rodrigues) >Subject: The Misfits Exterminate Pittsburgh > >. One thing I saw at this show that I thought I would never see >was a girl took her top off! She was'nt bad lookin' either. she was >right in front of me >This is quite a task for me as I am 6'3 205, not many people can get >me up. But I guese I was inspired after seeing John Grimm do it C'mon D-rod. It's obvious what really "got you up". >Date: Wed, 3 Jul 1996 00:16:50 -0400 (EST) >From: Tyler Buckmaster >Subject: bobby and his $ > >I know that you are wanting some kind of cash for the use of recordings >and money made off them (correct me if i'm wrong)..but how much ARE we >talking about? I don't know. And I haven't gotten any answers. But I doubt we're talking small potatoes. Otherwise Jerry wouldn't have bothered going after it after public ly writing THE MISFITS off. >To actually say that you don't want to see the new Misfits because of >monetary differences? C'mon thats being a little to bitter... No it's not. I said I want to wait until I KNOW I can go and judge them with just one thing in mind - THE MUSIC. I'm being honest. Sorry you can't appreciate that. > >I can understand being angry, but would it really ruin you night of >seeing a show of some old friends (prehaps friends no more!) play with a >crowd enjoying? NO ! But as I HONESTLY (which I guess is a concept you might not understand or appreciate) said, It would most likely cloud my judgement to try to be objective about the music, while I'm thinking about which part of their stage set was paid for with my money. >Just out of curiosity...has any of the other guys seen your band(s) play? Glenn came to one or two shows back in '81. Both CHUD and MICHALE have opened for THE UNDEAD. If you read the CHILLER interview; Jerry said that he'd like THE UNDEAD to open for the FITS. ------------------------------ From: NJV aka dirt Date: Sat, 6 Jul 1996 00:59:03 +0000 Subject: Misfits Videos--I have some Fiends, I've seen a few posts lately from people looking for Misfit's videos. I am willing to make copies of what I have. I have the following: Stone Pony "new" (75 minutes)--looks and sounds great! Creepy Compilation (very long--not exactly sure--but maybe 2 hours--if I'm wrong tell me) Bethleham (36 minutes) Will soon be receiving, via Chris (ChristoTer): Skulls and Halloween Promos Eagles Lodge (13 minutes) Bookies (27 minutes) Coney Island (29 minutes) Here's the deal: each tape will be $10.00 (That covers the cost for the tape and shipping and handling in the USA). Specify what shows you want on the tape (look at the times and realize (SP) is the best quality--I not only recommend this, but will only tape at this speed because Misfit's videos are not known for their quality, and I dont want people sending me nasty e-mail messages about how they cannot see what's on the tape). E-mail me what you want and your address. And send a check for $10.00--I won't send anything out before I get the check, and you can ask some of the people on IRC (Andykryst, D-rod, etc..) and they'll tell you that I'm good for it. If you make contact with me I will get the tape(s) out to you. Also: Trades will definately be considered Nick ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 6 Jul 1996 01:59:41 -0400 (EDT) From: WiCkEdKiNgWiCkEr Subject: ew, uneasy listening ny ThRASH, videos, shirts i was flipping through entertainment weekly today and it had a picture and little blurb about the box set: UNDERTAKERS OF THE WEEK THE MISFITS Glenn Danzig's death-punk outfit have interred their entire catalog in a 6[.5]" x 12" casket called ^Box Set^. Guess that's the last nail in ^their^ coffin, eh? hmm i bet that's exactly what glenn would like to think. a while ago, like 2-3 years they also had another little blurb about when danzig was on tour in europe w/ def leppard and a guy from def leppard suposidly punched him in the face and he just walked away and locked himself in his trailer... i belive the header was called wuss of the week or something... i tried to order uneasy listening this week the idiots at the local indy record store denied its existance, could someone who has it post the product number so i can shove it down their throats? i have the casette version from ROIR that i got a long time ago (3-4 years) its not really worth buying on cd, just order dawn of the undead direct from bobby... its cheaper has more undead songs and maybe he'll shut up about money for an issue:) does anyone know if glenn will put out another collection of video's for danzig III, IV, and V, i kind of liked the first 2, plus the HtGK video... and i'd like to have can't speak on tape, i thought that was an incredible video, he should have gotten an award from mtv instead of whatever crap won. oh i never voted on a bible shirt because i didn't really like any of the designs enough to want to buy a shirt. yeah yeah i'm sure i'll hear well if you didn't like any of them why didn't you submit your own... i was trying to commision a friend to make one up, i have a pretty cool design in my head, but i suck at art. well if i ever get it done maybe i'll submit it to the calender or something.... :.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: Jess Cyphers Asenath WiCkEdKiNgWiCkEr cyphersj@polaris.ncs.nova.edu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am the ruler of an invisible empire. My loyal subjects i will reward. My enemies i will destroy... Friends? Did it ever occur to you that friendship is at its best a rather doubtful asset. I don't want friends. I shall have followers, worshippers, people who will obey me because they realize my greatness! -Abbot & Costello Meet the Invisible Man- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: **Free the Unabomber! One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter** ------------------------------ From: mike&trisha Subject: How dreamy Date: Fri, 5 Jul 1996 11:36:06 -0700 Now that DiamondDave is back with VanHalen, are the MISFITS gonna finally get to tour with the Real Deal Hollyfield? -- MIKE,26,VIRGO ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 6 Jul 1996 10:57:52 -0400 From: "::datskat::" Subject: cameras last time our bible study group met, a shogun named Marcus gave us the following lowdown on pictures: >The Misfits don't mind their fans taking pictures at the show, as long as >they have permission to use them. So if you bring a camera and security >tells you that you can't bring it in, try to find Rocky (or Kenny) Caiafa >and he'll have you sign something that says you can sign pictures. Tell the >people at the club that you'd like to speak to him - he's the manager. does this apply to videotaping as well? and how do you pronounce Rocky's last name? i'd hate ti butcher it and decrease my odds of getting some good DC footage. Speaking of DC, who here in our quaint litlle Summer Church Camp is going to attemd communion at the Capitol Ballroom on August 3? just want to find out who i might bump into there. to the 90% of subscribers that didn't vote: class participation counts for 1/3 of your final grade. if you have nothing to say, post occasionally. i rarely have jack shit to say, but that doesn't stop me from sharing with the rest of the class. if all else fails, just tell us what your mother's wearing right now. you may make a new friend. "my Dad's Devilock is longer that your Dad's Devilock." +DATSKAT+ (available for weddings, birthday parties, and barmitzvahs) *************************************************************************** @ "punk ain't no religeous cult, punk means thinking for yourself @ @ @ you ain't hardcore 'cause you spike your hair @@ @ @ when a jock still lives inside your head." @ @@@ @ @ mail me your thoughts on corndogs, Ron Jeremy, or the wonderful @ @@@ mullet hairstyle. @@ @ @ @ @ @ "I drank what?" - Socrates @ *************************************************************************** check out d's list o' shows at http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/3027/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 6 Jul 1996 08:07:57 -0700 From: Dave Naked Subject: FREAKS from THE apocalypse Hey fiends---I just got a demo from a band called freaks from the apocalypse and its just...well, great. WHY dave? well, (if you must put a label on everything you listen to) its a punk.ska, ska.core, third wave ska...with metal (ewww), and crazy comedy thrown in :). I have close to NO CONNECTION with them (well, im friends with the bassists brother). i wouldnt be wasting my time, unless they were truly great (HELL, i dont even hype my own band...MGFP)...well, if you care email me at: dvnkd@ix.netcom.com, and ill give you the address. BTW its only two dollars!!, so you have not much to lose. F R E A X F R O M T H E A P O C A L Y P S E ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 6 Jul 1996 13:48:15 PST Subject: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz From: Jay HellHound Pavento To the guy wondering about the Nike a go go demo, I have it on a cd called Vampira. Yea, the Misfits on the simpsons would rule!!! HellHound "I'm not dead yet" - Old guy in Monty Python and the Holy Grail ------------------------------ From: Pdbedr@aol.com Date: Sat, 6 Jul 1996 16:10:11 -0400 Subject: Wimpy hello fiends, CG- I kinda figured you were being sarcastic, or maybe trying to recruit for the OP manual. But people dont flame mark for the simple reason that the guy hardly ever sticks his neck on the line. He sort of spits out answers to everyones q's and that is it. I think I can remember in issue 138 he stuck up for glenn. He doesnt throw stones, the guy is about as confrontational as a piece of cheese. chow, Hybrid Child ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 6 Jul 1996 13:20:18 PST Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #200 From: undead@juno.com (Bobby Steele) >Date: Fri, 5 Jul 1996 10:32:37 -0400 (EDT) >From: Eric Snook >Subject: Questions for Bobby > > Hey there, Bobby Steele: > >Just a few quick questions: > >1) At the beginning of TFM/CiH, who is it that is saying "...we're >rolling, this is teenagers from mars and children in heat"??? DAVE ACHELIS. He was the engineer at C.I. Studios. >2) Who's idea was it to record RATTFINK? This is not yer typical >"Misfit-esq" song. The guitar is all over the map and flaunts itself. That was Glenn's idea. I was in shock when he told me I had to do a SOLO. I'd never had a real solo in a MISFITS songs before, so in true MISFITS fashion - I ripped most of it off of COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN. >Since that seems to be more your style (and the fact that you >re-recorded this tune on one of the Undead albums) leads me to believe it >could have been your idea. >3) What stuff on the sessions disc of the box set (the unreleased stuff >on Disc III) did you play on? There are a lot of Horror Business, Where >Eagles Dare, etc. versions but there are no dates to help! Okay. With just a quick glance at the box; everything from #3 to #14. #15 - 21 sounds like a mix of both me and either Uncle Glenny or Doyle. > Well, the next question I got is one that is up for grabs for >everyone (Mark, CG?) Okay, Legacy of Brutality is Glenn Danzig's >overdubs of the Static Age stuff. How about the Side B (non-static >age stuff) of it? Namely She, Halloween, Where Eagles Dare, etc. Are >these songs overdubbed by Glenn too? And if so, aren't they a lot similar >in sound to the versions of Vamira, Skulls, NOTLD, AstroZombies that >appear on the Collection (not WAU) album? I'm too busy to give it a listen right now, but I think you're right. Actually, on EAGLES and Marilyn, you can still hear some of my guitar - the leads and glissando's . . . I think he might've just did the rythm tracks over. Those are pretty shitty mixes. You can barely hear Joey's drums on them. > Well, in all my two years of getting the Bible, I don't >remember any of this being mentioned, so don't get on my case if this is common >knowledge. Look on the bright side, my post coulda went like this: > Good questions ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 6 Jul 1996 18:15:13 -0700 (MST) From: Ben Todd Subject: Jeet Kune Do and Getting the Misfits on stage faster >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>FROM THE FORBIDDEN ZONE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Fiends, It is hot as fuck here. If you live in a place where the temperature is below the century mark and your cooler does not blow fire, FUCKING REJOICE!!! Miss Fit: I used to be a big fan of Henry Garfield (aka Rollins, or Denmom's favorite, Bullethead). I still dig his music, but don't respect him as much as I used to. Anyway, I USED to think he'd whoop Glenn's short self, but NO MORE!! Sister, I have seen the LIGHT!!! (Or darkness if you happen to be coughing cool). Anyway, Glennn may be short (but who am I to talk?), but he seems to be pretty strong. Albeit, Rollins has a big neck and is also kinda bulky... However, Glenn also trains in the way of the Little Dragon (Bruce Lee)-- Jeet Kune Do. As I understand it, he also has some kickboxing experience. All Glennard would have to do is maybe throw a foot jab, step in with a jab to the bridge of the nose, throw an elbow to the temple, maybe get in a few body blows, and when he was doubled over, start in on throwing some knees. Glenn's got a lower center of gravity on his side, plus Rollins has a weak right wrist. If you really want to know, I'm sure with all the pull our fellow fiends have, we could arrange a bout through Don King or something. Hell, DENMOM ALONE would just have to antagonize Rollins with a few Bullethead comments and throw in a few bad memories from the DC days, then call Glenn and tell him how great his butt looks and ask for a re-match in Risk...things would start movin'. And as I understand it, Denmom's great pals with Don King. They share the same taste in cars, right Mom? :) OK, and for all of you who aren't digging the line-up for the Misfits show: A team of crack (-smoking) research scientists has come up with a solution to the problem after hours of research. It seems that some members of bands the 'Fits are touring with do not like objects projected at them while playing and storm off the stage in a huff if such actions occur. ("I'm not gonna play with you anymore!!! I'm telling my MOM!!!!") So, the researchers have suggested bringing projectiles with you to your respective shows, namely hand grenades. I'm sure it wouldn't be too difficult to acquire some shells of vintage M26 baseball grenades. The researchers say that all ya have to do is fill 'em with your own juice. Now, the researchers also suggest that you don't just throw these projectiles, but actually strap them to your bodies Hezbollah-style and charge the stage. This would also help to take out some of those pesky, meanie bouncers! JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All is well in the desert hell, Ben(ito) ------------------------------ From: Bile666@aol.com Date: Sat, 6 Jul 1996 22:54:07 -0400 Subject: San Diego Comic Con I just got back from the San Diego Comic Con and it was great. I've gone to lots of conventions before but this had to be the most mammoth of them all. There is no way you could see everything the convention had to offer in only one day (which is why I decided to go for two days instead of my originally planned one). The highlight of the show for me was the Verotik table (one of the main reasons I went in the first place). Contrary to what was posted here and on Eerie's hot line, Glenn was there for the first day of the convention (July 4th) but not the second (July 5th). If he was there the last two days I have no idea. I'm glad I brought all of my records and Verotik comics to get signed by him because he signed everything I had. I put down a bunch of records and asked if he would sign a few. He said yes as long as they weren't bootlegs. I only intended on having him sign a few and then come back for the rest but he signed them all. Every single one. Even Misfits ones (he apparently has no problem signing Misfits records (at least the ones I brought with me)) that I had already had signed by Jerry and Doyle. Liam Sharp (artist of "GOTH"), Duke Mighten (artist of "Satanika"), Eric Cannette (artist of "Igrat"), and Wingbird (artist of "Satanika X") joined Glenn a little while later. They too signed everything set in front of them. They even drew sketches for those who asked (me included). All five of them were great and would happily talk and joke with you if you asked them a question. As I said before, I got all the comics I brought with me signed. They didn't limit you to just one autograph per person as many of the big names did (like Todd McFarlane who limited his line of signers to maybe 50). New items to be had were ... * an "Igrat" model made after Eric Cannette's renderings * a "Special Inquisitor" Super-D model (a character from "Satanika" * a "Jaguar God" model made after Simon Bisley's drawings from "Jaguar God" #0 (this is the biggest and, in my opinion, the best model Verotik has put out so far) * "Venus Domina" #1 (a new series about a hellish domnatrix) * "Venus Domina" San Diego Comic Con Special edition with art done by Wingbird * The Eric Cannette sketchbook * The Wingbird Special Edition Anyway, that's about it. The show as a whole was great but the Verotik table was the highlight for me. I'm definitely going to try to go back next summer to see who Glenn will have as his special guests. Before I go, I have to mention that they had on display sketches of character designs from the upcoming "Satanika" OVA. It looks good. Anyway, that's about it ... - BILE666. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 7 Jul 1996 02:59:49 GMT Subject: misfits Show From: sk8er I was just wandering if anyone had a list of the Misfits Tours coming up this summer. If someone posted it earlier my email client wasn't working right and I didnt' get it. I would appreciate it. thankz -- sk8er sk8er@usa.pipeline.com sk8er@clearlight.com http://www.clearlight.com/~sk8er ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 7 Jul 1996 11:43:32 -0400 (EDT) From: Denmother PRH Subject: oi oi sir! hey ho lets go fiends! after much urging from my personal hero, CG, i have been partaking of the IRC and except for a few, (you know who you are.....)i tend to be pretty bored with it. Lets try and jump on it more. Then the folks who go on it now won't have to listen to all that bullshitting between me and the Crimson King if more people are in on the deal. so comeon you all I am a denmother for crissake, not a cheerleader, I'm in this to act immature, not be some kinda spiritmonger. I got into this whole fiend thing because i dug the energy, not the apathy. apathy is for hippies. and never trust a hippie! thats's what Gigantor, the R&RSwindle fan tells me (inbetween announcing that we are one dirty ape and digging on the grisly --or is it grizzly? as in bear?--buttfeast! thanks aon1) the littlest fiend. he only weighs 41 #s. anybody out there smaller? lets have a contest! and to answer the gang of Bored out there.. -------->J.Crunch said: > > The Follow Fashion Monkeys) - PUNK's ATTITUDE NOT FASHION! hahaha! aint it the troooth..... > > > > Bobby - That 138 story was funny as hell! I could >picture him in Cub Scout > > Troop 138 singing that! "Its time to be a >Weeblo, not a scout!" you mean you think Bobby was kidding, J? why everyone knows Bobby never jokes about anything! :) where do you think i got denmother from? anddddddd.... > > > > Denmom - Ramones your fave!?!? cool .. mine too! great! hope you are sub'd to the Op Man, I am gonna write a lot about the 'monies in the future. A great American resource. I am gonna be devastated when they finally retire. A part of my life will be over. I know how those idiot Deadheads felt when Jerry G. died now... also I am willing to approach Matt Groening with a petition. I will start working on one now. Everyone send me a post card with WE WANT THE MISFITS on THE SIMPSONS!!!!! on it and I will forward em to Matt G/Bongo Comix. okay? email me for details... and Tammy, what about a special Flame Mark Issue? which one do you think would be best? How about issue...uh...276 cause thats 138x2? or we could figure out what FLAME MARK is in numerology, or measure our genitals divided by our bra size x our IQ's, and so forth...; Thanks to the new fiends who are offering pix for the calendar, as always special thanks to Keith 138 (!) who is the most talented and enthusiastic fiend I know. hats off to all the tshirt art guys and if any of you want to submit art, get hopping frogbutt! and oh yeah, F--- HENRY! and in a moment of passion..... Denmother Patricia Ragan Hoehner Fiendtroop #138 nrwidow@magicnet.net Operator's Manual http://www.planet.net/CrimsonGhost/om aon-7 ------------------------------ From: BaptistJon@aol.com Date: Sun, 7 Jul 1996 03:34:44 -0400 Subject: the mystery >From: EvilDieff@aol.com >Date: Thu, 4 Jul 1996 02:54:28 -0400 >Subject: the mystery >does mickey graves wash his devilock? and if so, does he do it in the shower >or does he just throw it in the laundry? if this post gets to you you need to >find a hobby! > D.EVIL I would believe Mr. Graves would have to handle his devilock as a "fine washable", hauling the Woolite around wherever he may go. John ------------------------------ Subject: mullet, neckwarmer, etc. Date: Sun, 7 Jul 96 18:04:19 EDT From: Blood Feast the following is a list of all the reigonal names for this haircut that I know of, if you have more, please let me know. the name is followed by the state of it's origin. Yager(WA) Hesher(WA) Hockey Hair(WA) F-Dude(WA) Shortlong(WA,VA) Ape Drape(OR) Safety Cut(CA) Best of both worlds(CA) Neck Warmer(CA) SFLB(Pronounced "sfilbee")(MN,WA) Mud Flap(SD) Neck Beard(AR) Cape(AR) Phone Cave(VA) Sho-Lo(VA) Schlong(OR,NC) no, it doesn't have much to do with the misfits (except sometimes you see guys with these haircuts wearing danzig shirts) love, bloodfeest ------------------------------ From: MR ERIK M LINDBERG Date: Sun, 7 Jul 1996 21:10:36, -0500 Subject: Free Zines Wanna get a free copy of my swell zine, Cheapskate? I figured you might. It's really easy. The first five people to guess what my favorite Misfits song is get one. I'll even give you a clue. My all time favorite Misfits song is on the Sessions Disc (That's Disc 3) of the boxed set. Inside the zine, there's a chance to win more Misfits stuff, but the contest is really easy for most fiends. So if you want a FREE zine, just send your guess along with your address to phgj92b@prodigy.com I'll let you know if you're a winner by Friday... -Chubbs ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 7 Jul 1996 22:41:18 -0500 From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) Subject: They are going nuts... Good Morning Fiends - well most of you are probably reading this early Monday morning, i wouldn't know cause i'm sitting infront of a computer at this point of the morning and it does not have any internet access. Bobby think of it a Paintbox with access to the internet, everyone should have a $200,000 computer to answer their e-mail. First off we are getting closer to August which means we are getting closer to our very own t-shirt and i hope you guys read this carefully cause i'm getting letters left and right about it *YOU CAN, YES CAN ORDER MORE THAN ONE SHIRT. I KNOW T-SHIRTS GET WORN AND TORN(ESPECIALLY AT SHOWS) SO YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A BACK UP. NO PROBLEM, I HAVE SPOKEN TO A LOT OF BIBLE MEMBERS THAT INTEND TO HAVE TWO FOR THAT REASON AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT.* Also to all bible members you will all get a chance to order, i will make the ordering time very long so everyone gets in. I'm so excited and if you talk to Mark he is too. This is going to be a killer t-shirt and from some of your letter i can tell that you guys can't wait, neither can i. Next, after some searching around Miami i did find a copy of Uneasy Listening and i have to say its truely incredible. IF you are a true horror kid this is for you. After 24 years of watching horror movies i have to say the music that Eerie and Mike have created is the pure essence of horror. My fave track has to be Misery's Drag, though i really like Nightmare too which you can hear on Eerie and Mary's answering machine. This is something you need to go out and get if you can't find it Mary gave me the order # for that CD: Caroline Records/CAR 7531. Just get your local record store to order it for you. Other news, well once i get the details organized with Bobby we will actually have a special Flaming Mark Bible issue. There will be a contest involved and your one major chance to Flame Mark. So watch the bible for details and how long you have to send in your flames. Now it's time for me to look for my pillow and the sandman, and hopefully some people and you know who you are didn't jinx me with their week long insomnia. later to all the little bible fiendies. TES777 (Tammy) ------------------------------------- To contribute to the next issue, please send email to: misfits@virginia.edu For more information, contact Mark Kennedy at: msk4m@watt.seas.virginia.edu For answers to almost all questions, please check The Misfits World Wide Web page before posting, located at: http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m/ The Misfits mailing address is: Misfits Fiend Club | P.O. Box 310 | Vernon, NJ 07462 For more info on the #misfits IRC channel, visit: http://www.localnet.com/~angstboy/misfit.html The views expressed here are those of the individual authors only. MMMM MMMM MMMMM MMMMM FFFFFFFFFFFFF TTTTTTTTTTTTT MMMMM MMMMM III SSSS FFFFF III TTTTTT SSSSS MMMMMM MMMMMM IIII SSSSSSS FFF IIII TTTT SSS SS MMMMMMMMMMMMMM IIII SSSS SS FFFFFFF III TTT SSSS MMM MMMMMM MMM III SSSSS FFFFFF III TTT SSSSSS MMM MMMM MMM III SSSS FFF IIII TTT S SSS MMM MMMM MMM III SSS SSS FFF IIII TTT SSS SSSS M M MM MM II SSSSSS FFF III TT SSSSSSS M F II top Misfits Bible, Number 202 Wednesday, July 10th 1996 Today's Topics: Any upcoming Misfits shows south of the Mason-Dixon? last caress misc. Re: Misfits Bible, #201 I'm selling out. Thanks and other stuff... Zeppelin Fink and more... CLUCK-U guitars Andy Van Lagen NY Thrash winner Coincidence??? one more scream try it youll like it 138 OFF TO AN EARLY START Samhain CD's The REAL meaning of 138 misfits in san diego for sale Danzig Sighting and other assorted things. simpsons vs misfits: who will win? Answers for people who hate pezz mars attacks.... Time to Rip, Rend and Tear... last time ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 8 Jul 1996 05:46:56 GMT From: punkin Subject: Any upcoming Misfits shows south of the Mason-Dixon? Just wondering if and when the 'fits would be back in the Bible Belt. I missed the Atlanta show 'cause of circumstances beyond my control, and I'm hoping to catch the guys next time around. Also, if anyone has a copy of "If You Don't Know What This One Is..." (AKA The Christmas Album) that you're looking to get rid of, please let me know via email. My copy was stolen and I'm having a _very_ difficult time replacing it. Thanks! --punkin "Si fortune me tormente, sperato me contento." ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 08 Jul 1996 00:19 -0700 (PDT) From: Mike Subject: last caress someone mentioned how metallica's last caress was faster than the original or something like that. if you hear an old live recording of when the glennfits played it, the song was played faster and is closer to the metallica version (though the metallica version doesn't contain the break). have yet to acquire uneasy listening....damn. Mike mtw4@axe.humboldt.edu ------------------------------ From: EvilDieff@aol.com Date: Mon, 8 Jul 1996 11:04:07 -0400 Subject: misc. andy van lagen: i like the metallica version, but i don't think it touches the original. i also like going down to die as well. i'm certain that's the stooges version of search and destroy. i've listened to it enough! i never knew the chili pepers did that one,kinda' makes me sad. bobby:you couldn't have ripped off a better solo! and you did it very well too. D.EVIL ------------------------------ From: _______ Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #201 Date: Mon, 8 Jul 1996 11:27:41 -0400 (EDT) > From: "::datskat::" > Subject: cameras > > last time our bible study group met, a shogun named Marcus gave us the > following lowdown on pictures: > > does this apply to videotaping as well? and how do you pronounce Rocky's > last name? i'd hate ti butcher it and decrease my odds of getting some good > DC footage. Nope. They don't approve of video tapes, simply because they can be sold as bootlegs. As for his name, it's pronounced like 'kiahfah" where the "i" is pronounced like "eye." > Speaking of DC, who here in our quaint litlle Summer Church Camp > is going to attemd communion at the Capitol Ballroom on August 3? just want > to find out who i might bump into there. I think I'll be there too. > From: Pdbedr@aol.com > He doesnt throw stones, the guy is about as > confrontational as a piece of cheese. That's all I am - a piece of cheese. > Date: Sun, 7 Jul 1996 02:59:49 GMT > I was just wandering if anyone had a list of the Misfits Tours coming up > this summer. If someone posted it earlier my email client wasn't working > right and I didnt' get it. I would appreciate it. Here are the dtes everybody: RESURRECTION TOUR '96 (Anthrax, Life Of Agony, Cannibal Corpse opening) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 07/26/96 Eagles Ballroom Milwaukee, WI 07/27/96 Murat Egyptian Room Indianapolis, IN 07/28/96 Phoenix Plaza Amp Detroit, MI 07/29/96 Ogden Street Music Hall Buffalo, NY 07/30/96 Convention Hall Asbury Park, NJ 07/31/96 The Strand Providence, RI 08/01/96 Avalon Boston, MA 08/02/96 The Boathouse Norfolk, VA 08/03/96 Capital Ballroom Washington, DC 08/04/96 Metal Fest Cleveland, OH 08/10/96 Pure Energy Colorado Springs, CO 08/11/96 Bricks Salt Lake City, UT 08/13/96 Club Rio Phoenix, AZ 08/14/96 Paragon Tucson, AZ 08/15/96 Soma San Diego, CA 08/16/96 The Palace Hollywood, CA 08/17/96 The Palace Hollywood, CA 08/18/96 The Fillmore San Francisco, CA 08/20/96 DV8 Seattle, WA 08/21/96 Roseland Portland, OR 08/31/96 Action Park Vernon, NJ mark ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 08 Jul 1996 13:47:46 -0400 From: Brent Christopher Eyestone Subject: I'm selling out. Hi - It's come to my attention that there's just a ton of music promos and memorablia that has been invading my closet space for way too long now. Well, instead of throwing it away, I figured I'd just make it available to anyone out there who wants it. Just email me if you want any of this stuff. ------------------------------------------------------------ *******CD's: *LESS THAN JAKE promo pack (contains "Pezcore" (still sealed) and a booklet from Tahoe (their agent) concerning the band. $11. ppd *DISEMBODIMENT - 5 songs. Brutal, EVIL, damn good hardcore. $5. ppd CD compilations: These CDs can be yours for $3. each ppd: *HOLLYWOOD AND VINE (Radiohead, Blind Melon, Supergrass, Everclear, Sparklehorse, etc.) *HUH #17 (Meat Puppets, Tripping Daisy, Spain, the Goops, Napalm Death, etc.) *SPEW 3 sampler (Clutch, Machines of Loving Grace, King Missile, Madder Rose, etc.) *GENRECIDE #1 (Alice in Chains, fIREHOSE, Fishbone, Gumball, the Goats, etc.) *DON'T GET TOO TENSE - Vernon Yard Artists (Auteurs, S*M*A*S*H, Acetone, Maids of Gravity, Verve, etc.) *DETAILS MUSIC MATTERS #6 (Beastie Boys, Velocity Girl, Pulp, James, Lloyd Cole, etc.) These CDs can be yours for $4. each ppd: *MOE'S MEAT SANDWICH - a Harpur Radio Workshop comp. (Skankenstein, Bythes and Pryx, Gobstopper, Green-Eyed Monster, The Meat Dept., etc.) *MOE'S SECOND HELPING - a Harpur Radio Workshop comp. (Abalienation, Evil Twin, Acid Roll, Nation of Salami, Lung Butter, etc.) *********7" Records: MAKE OFFER *Cop Shoot Cop - "Interference" *Small - "Chopsocky" *The Zany Guys - "Party Hits Vol. II" *********Promo Flats (album-sized cardboard posters) - MAKE OFFER Bands available: Marilyn Manson (Portrait...), Bad Religion (Stranger...), G. Love & Special Sauce, Pavement (Wowee...), Sonic Youth (Made in...), Stabbing Westward (Ungod), Cop Shoot Cop (Release), Everclear (Sparkle), Smile (Maquee), Meat Puppets (Too High To Die), Poster Children (Japanimation), Psyclone Rangers (Feel Nice), Live (Throwing Copper), Dinosaur Jr (Without A Sound), Belly (King), Ash (Trailer), The Jesus Lizard (Down), Batman Forever. --multiple copies are available on some of these..... *********Posters - MAKE OFFER Bands available: Faith No More (King for... amazing illustration), Cop Shoot Cop AUTOGRAPHED tour poster, Juliana Hatfield (Only Everything), Slant 6 (Soda Pop), Circus Lupus, High Back Chairs, Shuudder To Think (HUGE Pony Express poster), Schtum (Grow) *********Stickers - MAKE OFFER Bands Available: NIN (11"x5"), Machines of Loving Grace (6"x6"), Life of Agony (3"x3"), Meat Puppets ("Too High.. - 5"x5", Klover (ovals), Cypress Hill (3"x3"), NIN (6"x3"), Nitzer Ebb (6"x3"), Stabbing Westward (5"x3"), Everclear (5"x3"), Into Another (6"x2"), Tripping Daisy Stamp Sheets (6 per sheet). --multiple copies are available on some of these-- ------------------------------------------------------------- Okay, that's it for now. Just email me at: bce104@psu.edu if you want any of this stuff. Take Care - Brent. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 8 Jul 1996 14:00:58 -0400 (EDT) From: Eric Snook Subject: Thanks and other stuff... On Mon, 8 Jul 1996, _______ wrote: > From: _______ > She and Spinal Remains *should* sound like the Static Age stuff, but doens't > because of the overdubs. Eagles should sound like the first version of > Eagles on the Sessions Disc. I don't think that Glenn added overdubs > to Halloween, but I know that Doyle did back in '81. American Nightmare > may or may not be okay, since Glenn played guitar on the original in the > first place. Okee dokee... Once again, Mark, thanks for the info. Now, I guess, is the next jump. Who's playing on the Collection I versions of Vampira, Skulls, AstroZombies, NOTLD, and I Turned into a Martian? The reason I'm asking all these goofy questions is that after listening to the Box Set new stuff [Static Age, Sessions] I got used to them. Anyway, I got the tape player in my car working again and of course have Collection I on tape. It's like the vocals are a deja vu, but the instrumentation is terrible. What gives? Also, have you noticed that the "re-mastering" of Collection I is just as terrible? Play "Hollywood Babylon" from record or from Static Age CD and then play the "reworked" one from the Box Set (Disc1) It sounds like the gain is pushed way too far up on the vocals. (Kind of like the drums on Last Caress of Collection II). Who's asleep at the board? .,+'`'+,.,+'`'+,.,+'`'+,.,+'`'+,.,+' Eric Snook University of Michigan snook@umich.edu http://www-personal.umich.edu/~snook `'+,.,+'`'+,.,+'`'+,.,+'`'+,.,+'`'+,. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 8 Jul 1996 14:19:56 -0400 (EDT) From: Eric Snook Subject: Zeppelin Fink and more... WoW! Two posts in one day in one Bible! Hey, sorry about the two messages, but I jumped the gun and I was spurred by all this talk of the apathy of the lurkers... I never posted much before because I don't know too much about Rage Against the Machine or the History of Germany (wink wink). > Date: Sat, 6 Jul 1996 13:20:18 PST > Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #200 > From: undead@juno.com (Bobby Steele) > > Re: RATTFINK > > That was Glenn's idea. I was in shock when he told me I had to do a SOLO. > I'd never had a real solo in a MISFITS songs before, so in true MISFITS > fashion - I ripped most of it off of COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN. *GASP* I can't believe it! Is the Bible going to go back to the "who ripped off who" debate of Rock 'n' Roll? :) I mean, I'm sure Mr. Page was a huge fan of yours! ;) > I'm too busy to give it a listen right now, but I think you're right. > Actually, on EAGLES and Marilyn, you can still hear some of my guitar - > the leads and glissando's . . . I think he might've just did the rythm > tracks over. Those are pretty shitty mixes. You can barely hear Joey's > drums on them. > > Good questions *bow* Well, there's that and some other shortcomings of the Collection album. It would seem Glenn Danzig has a nasty habit of doing that type of thing. (Collection, Collection II, Legacy of Brutality). Heck, even the reworked version of Samhain's "Unholy Passion" that appears on FINAL DESCENT is in the mud too. .,+'`'+,.,+'`'+,.,+'`'+,.,+'`'+,.,+' Eric Snook University of Michigan snook@umich.edu http://www-personal.umich.edu/~snook `'+,.,+'`'+,.,+'`'+,.,+'`'+,.,+'`'+,. ------------------------------ Date: 8 JUL 96 14:42:03 EDT From: GKichlin@mobile.bam.com Subject: CLUCK-U WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF ON THE BIBLE ABOUT THE BEST WINGS IN THE WORLD, CLUCK-U CHICKEN!!! I LOVE THOSE WINGS!! ME AND JOHNNY CRUNCH GET THEM ALL THE TIME!!! FOR THE BEST WINGS IN THE WORLD, GO TO CLUCK-U!!! ESP IN WOODBRIDGE, NEW JERSEY, THEN GO AND HIT VINTAGE VINYL FOR SOME KILLER RECORDS! BUT WHO CAN ANSWER THE QUESTION OF THE WEEK WHAT THE HELL IS THIS "CHICKEN VINDALO" THAT THE RAMONES SING ABOUT??? "HANGING OUT ON 2ND AVENUE, EATING CHICKEN VINDALOU!!!!" ------------------------------ Date: 8 JUL 96 15:02:16 EDT From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com Subject: guitars Well, if anyone knows this, PLEASE let me know. I am a guitarist, and I would really like to buy one of Doyles guitars. If anyone knows of him selling one (Mark, CG, anyone who knows this guy better than I do (I talked to him once)), ever, please please please let me know. I will play handsomely. Unlike my chicken wings, I dont like my guitars hot. If its stolen, dont bother. I got the box set, finally. Am still debating as to whether open it or not though. I know how some of these tend to go up in value over the years, and a shrink wrapped box set .... hmm. but then again, i got to hear what is on that sessions disc. And no, I aint buying two copies of it. A little too expensive for that... Denmom, thanks for looking into getting the petition together for Matt Groening. If you need me to do anything, let me know, My one dream of seeing the ramones on there has come true, all I need is a Misfits/Simpsons Halloween Special, and I can call my life complete. "Just picture Millhouse in a devilock" signing off, Cap'n Crunch (aka AZ, aka Johhny Crunch, aka an old ass punk rocker to whom the only notes that really count are the ones that come in wads) ------------------------------ Date: 8 JUL 96 15:14:49 EDT From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com Subject: Andy Van Lagen Mr Van LAgen ... Havent been to many shows in the LV recently. Saw the Ramones a few times, saw the "Fits, saw the Dickies the year before. I dont really go to any hardcore shows anymore, i'm from the old school, and when those bands died out, I never really got into any of the newer stuff. I guess the skins come out when I come out. ... just my luck.. As for the last caress being better by Metallica??? Hmmm, i guess its your opinion, but i love the real raw sound of the original. it has the in your face overdriven guitar garage tone that metallica could never get cause they spend too much money on their equipment! Dont get me wrong, their version kicks ass, and I hope they play it when I see them Wed a Lollapaloser, but to me, the original version, as well as all the songs on Beware, have an awesome almost gut wrenching sound to them that nobody comes close too. Capn Crunch (AZ) ------------------------------ Date: 8 JUL 96 17:09:14 EDT From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com Subject: NY Thrash ... AS for NY THrash, well I fucking love it. Its got the Undead, Kraut, Bad Brains, False Prophets, Beastie Boys (lame), Even Worse and my faves ... Adrenalin OD!!! I've had this for years, and its one of my favorite comps. Too bad the 'fits werent on it... ------------------------------ Subject: winner Date: Mon, 8 Jul 96 20:16:28 EDT From: Blood Feast congratulations go out to that wacky canadian Kent B. for winning my mix tape contest. his tape completely rocked! thanks to all of you that entered. the top three runners up (in order) were: Mark Lerret, Mark Kennedy and Laura Pleasents. congrats kent! love bleedfoost ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 8 Jul 1996 23:28:45 PST Subject: Coincidence??? From: Jay HellHound Pavento In Pulp Fiction, when the fourth guy comes out of the bathroom with the "hand cannon" at the end. In the screenplay, not the movie, he says "Fourth Man: Die...Die...Die...Die...Die...Die!" Coincidence??? I think not. We all know that Quentin is a big fan of the seventies. I think it was a subconscious tribute to the Misfits Andy Van Langen: I like the MetallicA version of last caress, I just think that when the Misfits play it, it should sound like the misfits version. I also saw that in Entertainment weekly. see ya. HellHound ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 Jul 1996 00:22:50 PST Subject: one more scream From: andy van langen Who knows how to make a Devil Lock? Sorry Bobby, your advice didnt work amara ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 Jul 1996 00:12:50 PST Subject: try it youll like it From: andy van langen This is a test of the open minds on this Bible, which I might add is more fun than the Christian one(except Apocalypse/Revelation). This is apiece of original poetry inspired and composed while listening to 4p and Lether Strip's Serenade for the Dead. Another influence is Anne Rice's book Memnoch the Devil. anyway, enjoy and I welcome your feedback. Enough Glenn vs Hank R. fight stuff. Instead, a question: Who would win between Maynard James Keenan of TOOL and (roar of crowd) the Evil Elvis...GLEEEENNNN DAAAAANNNNNZZZZIIIGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! here it is... Malfeasance II Pain Such pain The anguish of a love denied But sometimes in the still of night The Choir's music still raises inside me Sound escapes my lips not as heavenly song but as a roar Filling my worldly realm and the wailing souls within I had it all,His love,His favor, His trust And I had to question His plan Because He created me so well, I thought for myself I became greedy,Man shouldn't have the privledge of heaven For this I was denied Him,cast out into Earth's fires To know human pain as one of them Now I must live as a man until this body dies Then I will be A brand new God have a nice day amara ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Jul 1996 00:46:01 -0700 From: C Farrell Subject: 138 Hey guess what??? If you buy a Whopper w/ cheese at Burger king in NY, it comes to $138 after taxes. freaky huh? Devils are born in angels arms Tom Undermine ------------------------------ From: cbmed@cdx.net Date: Tue, 9 Jul 1996 11:49:21 -0400 Subject: OFF TO AN EARLY START Wouldn't it be swell to see Kennedy's bullet ridden body in the street? Disgruntled ------------------------------ From: cbmed@cdx.net Date: Tue, 9 Jul 1996 11:49:29 -0400 We are 138 is about a porno movie where two couples 69! 2x69=138 Disgruntled ------------------------------ From: cbmed@cdx.net Date: Tue, 9 Jul 1996 11:52:08 -0400 Subject: Samhain CD's I have these CD's for sale: Best offer Initium November-coming-fire Final descent E-Mail me your offers *No room for a stupid quote* ------------------------------ Date: 9 JUL 96 14:14:42 EDT From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com Subject: The REAL meaning of 138 I figured it out! After much study and perusing of arcane tomes of knowledge I came to the conclusion that Glenn wrote this song when there was 138 shopping days till Xmas. Go ahead .. Somebody prove me wrong. ... I double dog dare ya .... :) ------------------------------ From: ACHAMELEON@aol.com Date: Tue, 9 Jul 1996 14:35:11 -0400 Subject: misfits in san diego hey! so. cal. fiends. the misfits will be in san diego on 8/15/96 at a place called SOMA. for more info. call INFORMATION NUMBER (619) 239-SOMA. late, -rich ------------------------------ From: EvilDieff@aol.com Date: Tue, 9 Jul 1996 15:38:07 -0400 Subject: for sale i'm selling my chyna cd. if you want it, make me an offer. D.EVIL ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Jul 1996 16:13:23 -0500 From: Brian Cox Subject: Danzig Sighting and other assorted things. to Goatfit >First off I have a DANZIG sighting, in this realy cheesy movie that >they are >playing on HBO recently, about some Rollerblader/surfer from CA, who >moves to >some cold state in the mid west, well in the room that the rollerblader >shares with his cousin, their is a DANZIG 111 poster above the bed. >Has >anyone else seen this? I saw this stupid move on HBO. It was pretty dumb but that stoner kid did have a Danzig poster in his room along with a lot of other assorted rock posters. Also, I havn't really been listening to the Misfits that long. One of my friends put in Legacy Of Brutality once while we were driving around one night and I was hooked. Been litening to them ever since. They are almost all I listen to (besides the Melvins) at school. I just wanted to say the Misfits rock. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 Jul 1996 17:38:17 -0400 (EDT) From: Denmother PRH Subject: simpsons vs misfits: who will win? hello you all! from the land of nod....... > Subject: Revelations 6:2-9 > From: andy van langen > > to Green Hell. Does anyone think that "going down to die" on 4p is a good > song besides me? My girlfriend's kinda goth and it's a great slow dance > song;) personally, CG and I slowdance mostly to "The Battle of New Orleans" by Johnny Horton. And that always reminds us how the British were going down to die during the Revolution and so we are then reminded of Danzig. So it all makes perfect sense, dude! > > Denmother Patricia: Are you sure its iggy pop singing in thoseNike ads? I > heard the Red Hot Chili Posers version on the Beavis and Butt-head > Experience and it was...uh huh huh...pretty cool. This is TERRRRRRIBLE! can it be you have never heard "RAW POWER"? Just togive you the benefit of the doubt however, I hurried into Gigantor's lair and got out the Beavis and Butthead Experience, and listened to the Peps kick it Stoogestyle.. . but nope nope nope they do not do a pristine Ig impression and since I listen to RAW POWER the way nuns listen to the Lords Prayer, I am pretty sure I know my ass(Iggy) from my elbow (RHCPs). There's no mistaking JamesWilliamson's guitar. Right Bobby? any other Stoogoids out there? >>>>>>>>>>Datskat said: > to the 90% of subscribers that didn't vote: > class participation counts for 1/3 of your final grade. if you have nothing > to say, post occasionally. i rarely have jack shit to say, but that doesn't > stop me from sharing with the rest of the class. if all else fails, just > tell us what your mother's wearing right now. you may make a new friend. > > "my Dad's Devilock is longer that your Dad's Devilock." > +DATSKAT+ you know, He's right! Right now my mother is wearing .... an urn around her on the family mantel. Jess Cyphers: it is never too late to submit anything to the calendar. go ahead and email me with details of what you have. Also, I noticed too that Entertainment Weekly seems to have something of a chubby re: Glenzig. Which is funny, because right after 4p came out they couldnt kiss it hard enough! Methinks someone may have had a difference of viewpoint with the extremely dogmatic Herr Glenzig. Just a vibe I get from that particular rag. and to all who are asking me about the Simpsons Petition, CG and I are working up some ideas. Please keep emailing me your positive remarks about it and we wont let it die. Watch the skies. I think it could happen. BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUTS: jULY 8:Jamie Morris july 9: Matthew Malleo :) and this Friday: July 12, Happy Birthday Tod Browning! Gabba gabba, we respect you! love to all, patrushka "so save yourselves for the hounds of Hell, they can have you all to themselves since the fashion now is to give away all the things that you loved so well....." -john cale Patricia Ragan Hoehner Denmother, Fiendtroop #138 nrwidow@magicnet.net Operator's Manual http://www.planet.net/CrimsonGhost/om aon-7 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Jul 1996 18:29:06 From: Richard Donaldson i would like to cancel my subscription to the misfits bible..due to my lack of internet access after tomorrow...thank you Demonchild ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Jul 1996 23:55:59 -0400 (EDT) From: Daniel Rodrigues Subject: Answers for people who hate pezz hello fiends, Just a reminder that teh B-Movie Maddness Tapes are ready go to issue 201 for a track listing. anywayson with the show: To She: >American Nightmare may or may not be okay, since Glenn played guitar on the original in the first place. Well didnt we have this debate before? I would Imagine that the song originally had a more distinc bass in it, and maybe slightly different vocals. I am sure it probably has that funny vocal sound all the original Plan 9 trax for WAU had. It is probably the same deal as static age. To DATSKAT: I will be at the august 3rd show, send me some mail well hook up. Also the original arguement about who would win in a fight between Hank and Glenn was here around issue 20! Funny how things go in cycles. And chris Ternes is very reputable I stake my name on his credentials. Why bother to have a flame Mark issue ? I mean if you want to flame Mark or have sumthin to say to him, no one is stopping you! But a flame mark issue sort of defeats the purpose of a flame, cuz in a way we would be paying an honor to flaming him just by having this, thus all the power of the flame will be lost. later D-Rod ------------------------------ From: Drslfin@aol.com Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 00:00:29 -0400 Subject: mars attacks.... Here's a bit of news for you all... So when does the soundtrack come out? A star-studded cast has signed on to a Martian movie directed by Tim Burton. ``Mars Attacks!'' is due out in December. USA Today reports the list of stars includes Jack Nicholson, Pierce Brosnan, Sarah Jessica Parker and Glenn Close. In the meantime, movie goers can pick up the Topps Comics version of the film called ``Mars Attacks Baseball Special.'' In the comic, the invading Martians take on humans at their own game--baseball. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 Jul 1996 23:53:02 -0500 From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) Subject: Time to Rip, Rend and Tear... Hello to all my fave Fiendies - It seems that one of you is not to pleased with the bitter truth i pointed out back in Bible Issue # 200, though this is not the first time i said what i had to say on that issue. If you read the issue after the Get to know you issue i think i said the same stuff. But to clear this up it's time to address the point i'm making and to whom it is directed to. This it to Robert Brustman - 1) Obviously he disagrees with me about something and could it be the lazy and sloth type Bible Members that feel that we the active members need to entertain them in short and to the point information. Though it seems you are one of those people. Shit you were not in the get to know you, or the birthday calendar run(that means you won't be in the calendar either doesn't it) and you didn't vote for any t-shirt design. 2) Well i don't need to define Active or Member the Crimson Ghost did that for me, and thank you dear it's nice to know that the Active Members back me on this one. 3) My poor poor words, well let's see 78 voted and 778 are members that is 10% which i guess they didn't teach you very well in school. That means only 10% of the Bible Members are true active members who want to be part of the events that go on in this forum. That also means that you, yes you Robert and the other bunch that make up the 90% OF FUCKING LAZY ASSES WHO SEEM TO BELIEVE THIS IS A SERVICE FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE. NO ONE ASKED ME HERE, I FOUND IT MYSELF, NO ONE ASKED ME TO POST, I WENT IN ON MY OWN, NO ONE JUST HANDED ME THE LAST SPOT ON THE PAGE I'M JUST THE LAST ONE TO REACH MARK BEFORE HE SENDS OUT THE BIBLE. SO AS I SEE IT I AM AN ACTIVE MEMBER OF THE BIBLE AND YOU ARE NOT. or do you think you have the balls to say you are active: Who is an active member, i can think of a few - Mark is to obvious, Denmother Patricia, Crimson Ghost, Greg Petre( obvious again he won the design contest you know or probably you past it by, i forgot your not an active member) Bile666, D-Rod, can't forget Bobby Steele he was in the Misfits, one of their guitarists or did you know that probably not again, Ben Todd, AZ, Keith138, John Grimm and i could go on and on and on(no one get pissed if i didn't list you it's just a point i'm making). 4) Anyone who reads the bible is active!?! Amazing, i thought you had to participate in an activity to be active, shit where is that dictionary. I guess i'm loosing it. Though i doubt it very highly, if i still can master three different computer platforms at work all at the same time i think my brain should be intact. 5) Reading short and to the point, well i guess you didn't like all the posts about the Misfits shows, boy were they long and i read a lot of them too, shit i posted one of them didn't i. 6) There is more to what? What am i talking about? Who am i? What can i say, THERE IS MORE TO SITTING ON YOU ASS IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER THREE TIMES A WEEK JUST READING. BUT I GUESS YOU DON'T INTERACT WITH ANY OF THE OTHER ACTIVE MEMBERS. What am i taking about, well it is more than reading as you can tell from the post, most active members post, if they don't post and i know several of them. They participate in the get to know you deal, voting for the design, giving ideas for what they wanted the design to look like, sending in their birthdays for the calendar and probably will send in their Flame of Mark for the upcoming Flaming Mark Special Issue. Who am i, well if you read the get to know you issue you would know who i am. If you mean who am i to say word one, well being that i get talked into running things cause i open my mouth and say something to Mark when we talk inbetween bible issues. I guess it makes me sick that only 10% of us can make an effort to interact with each other, participate in the activities, and meet each other for the shows and other reasons. Well i can also say and probably be right on the money that the same 10% were the ones who got to meet the Misfits during the shows they were at. well that is a lot to say and what a long post it was. so i'm loud, so i'm that purely fiendish social director on this wacked out cruise shipping bible, so i'm like an Evil Cheerleader( i didn't take it the wrong way CG, i couldn't stop laughing when i read it) screaming in your eyes to get you all moving and participating. Am i lazy, NO, that's fucking obvious - the collection i have didn't come like manna from heaven when i read MRR, flipside or any other mag, meeting Glenn, Eerie, Chuck, and John - first time was a given the others were all my own get up and go ( i was almost arrested the second time for not having a pass, though Glenn didn't care he was more interested in talking and seeing the neat stuff i had) . Then Jerry, Doyle, Michale and Chud - ask anyone at the MiamiBeach before the show and how they just watched in the pouring rain as i just marched myself into the club, no one stopped me, Jerry was waiting for me as the older crew guy with the beard pointed out(shit so i couldn't find the guys on miles of sand and ocean after the sound check which i missed.) though the point is and the whole post is that i am an Active Member of the bible and you are not. Now to better and brighter things. The Flaming Mark Special Issue will start with all the details, that i promise if i don't have to deal with this Hurricane, will be posted in Mondays Bible. There are going to be some killer prizes for the best Flames and some of you i'm sure have been waiting for this chance to finally flame the man who put this whole Bible together. So don't forget and there won't be a bunch of extensions this time get it!!! The T-shirt is going fine and Greg is hard at work on refining his drawing. well i'm tired out a bit, waking up at 5am every morning for work is rough even laced with lots of caffeine. Hope you guys have found the Uneasy Listening CD this is one you can't miss out on!!! Later to all the Little Active Fiendies!?! TES777(Tammy) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jul 1996 10:38:25 -0400 From: Crimson Ghost Subject: last time ----> Robert Brustman said in response to tammy: >>tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) wrote: >> >>78 of you voted, there are 778 of >>you that are subscribers. This is a problem. Only 10% of you are active >>members. >I disagree with you. This is not a problem, and you are choosing a poor >way of defining who is an active member. I think that anyone who reads >this bible is an active member. Personally, I'd rather read short, but >substantive, bibles than long, rambling bibles. Webster's Says: Active: adj L, activus, fr, adgere, to act 1. Communicating or causing action or change; as, ^active^ powers of the mind..... 5. Requiring or implying action or exertion. I believe that Tammy is right on the money with her definition of whom is active or not. *you* sum it up quite nicely when you state: "Personally, I'd rather read short, but substantive, bibles than long, rambling bibles." The key word you use is "you would rather read" *YOU* are not an active participant you are a "Passive Participant." Again I'll lean on my trusty New Collegiate (1953 edition): SHIT it doesn't have WYSIWYG!! Passive: adj OF, passif, L, passivus 1. Not active, but acted upon; affected by outside force or agency. 2. Receiving or enduring without resistance or emotional reaction; submissive; patient. Member: L, membrum 4. A part of a whole; an independent constituent of a body, structure, or any organized thing. Can you argue with fact? I doubt it. This is a discussion group *not* an information counter. Should *you* choose not to enter into the discussions, and just read the content, you are a passive member, *not* an active member. As much as I disagree with Tammy's style of doing things; ie: the cheerleader approach, making sure her post is dead last, begging, etc... I understand what she is trying to do. There are entirely too many of you out there that just sit and read this fucker without ever saying anything. Then you complain when things don't seem to be going your way. Too fucking bad, this list is what *you* make it. Don't complain about what's being said if you choose not to contribute. There's nothing wrong with sitting back and reading it, but if that's all you do, you have no right at all to piss & moan about it. A personal exchange between Denmom and myself: >From: Denmother PRH >To: Crimson Ghost >Subject: Re: new bible post > >the main point was that nobody voted on the Tshirt and >nobody seems to want to get involved in things like the >Get to Know You issue and the birthdays etc. Things that >require little effort on the part of the subscriber, it >only needed the minimum of effort. >ie:email TES777@bridge.net and say "i vote for Ben or somebody else" > >big effort huh? >man I am exhausted, and may have to go take a nap now! >This group does little if anything to participate. I wonder >how many even read the fucking thing? >or do they just get it emailed to em so they can say "oh wow >i got new mail" >fuckem. As far as I am concerned, this Bible has only 78 members. >thats what I think. What do you think? Well, personally that's some of the problem. I think alot of people are too cool, too punk to get involved in such *queer* things. They think that by being apathetic they are embodying some ridiculous spirit of Anarchy or some other nonsensical idea. Fuck you, you ain't punks, all your doing is weighting us down. These people that never post and do nothing but complain when they do are what's fucking up this list. I tend to agree with Denmom this list has got Exactly 78 members. We are 138...pfftt. my ass. it's more like: We are only 78! gimme a fucking break, I remember when it was a big deal that we had hit 138 subscribers. now we have almost 6 times that amount and it's 6 times as retarded. Get up off your lazy asses and post something. Tell a story about how the band changed your life or something, have some passion about something. Don't just sit there being punker-than-fuck. I don't think that anybody has a right to complain in their very first post, I find this whole notion ludicrous, at least add something interesting before you decide to complain. btw: Robert Brustman, if that wasn't your first post, I stand corrected you may ignore everything except the definitions, there are plenty of other people on here that this pertains to. til next. peace, cg ~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~ "Do you remember lying in bed... with the covers pulled up over your head radio playin' so no one can see...?" The Crimson Ghost - crmsngst@planet.net http://www.planet.net/CrimsonGhost/ Operator's Manual http://www.planet.net/CrimsonGhost/om -=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~ ------------------------------------- To contribute to the next issue, please send email to: misfits@virginia.edu For more information, contact Mark Kennedy at: msk4m@watt.seas.virginia.edu For answers to almost all questions, please check The Misfits World Wide Web page before posting, located at: http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m/ The Misfits mailing address is: Misfits Fiend Club | P.O. Box 310 | Vernon, NJ 07462 For more info on the #misfits IRC channel, visit: http://www.localnet.com/~angstboy/misfit.html The views expressed here are those of the individual authors only. 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I see through you all now HOLLYWOOD, CA...MY HOME (sort of) Lots o' Stuff stooges! tour dates, a misfits review, uneasy listening "Active" I'm no subscriber... activemember !!!! continues Milwaukee Metalfest Participation Scarecrow To Flame the Big Cheese?! voting and etc. Action Park Re: Misfits Bible, #202 RE: Misfits Bible, #200 Undead tune in cool flick I laughed really hard Anarchy in Italy What's an active member anyhow? Re: Misfits Bible, #202 Activity Report... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: _______ Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #202 Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 09:23:43 -0400 (EDT) > From: Eric Snook > Subject: Thanks and other stuff... > > Okee dokee... Once again, Mark, thanks for the info. Now, I guess, > is the next jump. Who's playing on the Collection I versions of Vampira, > Skulls, AstroZombies, NOTLD, and I Turned into a Martian? The reason I'm > asking all these goofy questions is that after listening to the Box Set > new stuff [Static Age, Sessions] I got used to them. Anyway, I got the > tape player in my car working again and of course have Collection I on > tape. It's like the vocals are a deja vu, but the instrumentation is > terrible. What gives? > > Also, have you noticed that the "re-mastering" of Collection I is > just as terrible? Play "Hollywood Babylon" from record or from Static > Age CD and then play the "reworked" one from the Box Set (Disc1) It > sounds like the gain is pushed way too far up on the vocals. (Kind of > like the drums on Last Caress of Collection II). Who's asleep at the > board? Hey! This information is on the web page. I don't put it there for nothing. Here's a brief summary everbody - hopefully you'll all look at this: ============================================================================= PART I - LINEUPS # TIME VOCALS BASS GUITAR DRUMS ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 4/77-8/77 Glenn Danzig Jerry Only Manny 2 8/77-10/77 Glenn Danzig Jerry Only Franche' Coma Manny 3 10/77-11/78 Glenn Danzig Jerry Only Franche' Coma Mr. Jim 4 11/78-12/79 Glenn Danzig Jerry Only Bobby Steele Joey Image 5 4/80-10/80 Glenn Danzig Jerry Only Bobby Steele Arthur Googy 6 10/80-4/82 Glenn Danzig Jerry Only Doyle Arthur Googy 7 7/82-10/83 Glenn Danzig Jerry Only Doyle Robo 8 10/83 Glenn Danzig Jerry Only Doyle Brian Damage 9 4/94-10/95 Jerry Only Doyle Dr. Chud 10 10/95- Michale Graves Jerry Only Doyle Dr. Chud ============================================================================= PART VI - RECORDING SESSIONS The Misfits, like many other low-budget bands, recorded sporadically at many different studios during their early years. Recording sessions often took place over many months, with long breaks in between. Very few records were kept, and it is very possible that tapes were lost, stolen, or accidentally disposed of. Misfits recording sessions were usually recorded "live in the studio" onto multi-track tape. A multi-track tape is a 2 inch tape that plays in only one direction and has a certain number of tracks or channels. Most Misfits sessions were recorded on 8 or 16 track tapes. The multi-track tapes include everything recorded during the session, from talking in between songs to alternate takes of the songs with mistakes. The best takes of the selected songs are then mixed and transferred to a 1/4 inch master tape. This tape, in turn, can be mastered (by adusting the high or low end, for instance). A song from one multi-track tape may often be transferred to another tape to re-record certain tracks; in the case of The Misfits, several different mixes of a song may be identical except for a slight variation in the drum or vocal track. The following section lists all recording sessions and the songs they produced that have been distributed legally or on bootlegs. Each entry includes the song title, playing time, album of release, and any known information about the session. Alternate mixes are listed whenever possible. The * symbol denotes remixes or re-recordings of songs from an earlier session tape that were transferred to another tape. ______________________________________________________________________________ Album Chart ----------- CC = Cough/Cool 7" B = Bullet 7" TFM = Teenagers From Mars 7" HB = Horror Business 7" NOTLD = Night Of The Living Dead 7" BW = Beware 12" 3HFH = 3 Hits From Hell 7" H = Halloween 7" WAU = Walk Among Us EADW = Earth A.D./Wolfs Blood DDMD = Die, Die My Darling 12" LOB = Legacy Of Brutality M = Misfits EADCD = Earth A.D. CD C2 = Collection II BSS = Box-Set Sampler Edition BOX1 = Box Set CD 1 (collection) BOX2 = Box Set CD 2 (albums) BOX3 = Box Set CD 3 (sessions) BOX4 = Box Set CD 4 (Static Age) _____________________________________________________________________________ 6/77: Rainbow Studio; New York, NY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1a Cough/Cool 2:06 CC 1b 2:06 BOX3 2a She 1:15 CC 2b 1:15 BOX3 Format: 8 Track tape Lineup: [1] + Glenn Danzig: Electric sync-piano + Manny: Percussion Notes: Because the original master tape for this session has been lost, a DAT copy of Eerie Von's single (tracks 1b-2b) was used as the master for the MISFITS BOX SET release. Slight differences in sound quality may therefore be observed. _____________________________________________________________________________ 1/78: C.I. Recording, Inc.; New York, NY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1a She 1:21 1b 1:21 LOB, M, BSS, BOX1, BOX2 2a Spinal Remains 1:23 2b 1:23 LOB, BOX2 4a Static Age 1:46 BOX4 4b 1:45 LOB, BOX2 4c 1:46 TFM 5a TV Casualty 2:23 BSS, BOX4 5b 2:33 LOB, BOX2 6a Some Kinda Hate 1:59 BSS, BOX4 6b 2:04 LOB, BOX2 7a Last Caress 1:55 BOX4 7b 1:58 BW, C2 8a Return Of The Fly 1:34 BOX4 8b 1:34 C2 9a Hybrid Moments 1:40 BOX4 9b 1:38 LOB, BOX2 10a We Are 138 1:40 BOX4 10b 1:40 B, BW, C2 11a Teenagers From Mars 2:48 BSS, BOX4 11b 2:48 TFM 12a Come Back 4:57 BOX4 12b 4:59 LOB, BOX2 13a Angelfuck 1:36 BOX4 13b 1:34 LOB, BOX2 14a Hollwood Babylon 2:17 BSS, BOX4 14b 2:17 B, BW, M, BOX1 15a Attitude 1:28 BOX4 15b 1:28 B, BW, C2 16a Bullet 1:36 BOX4 16b 1:37 B, BW, M 17a Theme For A Jackal 2:35 BOX4 17b 2:36 LOB, BOX2 Format: 16 Track tape Lineup: [3] + Glenn Danzig: Keyboard (Track 17) + Glenn Danzig: Guitar and bass overdubs (Tracks 1b-2b, 4b-5b, 6b, 9b, 12b-13b, 17b) Notes: Contrary to rumors, "Spinal Remains" was recorded as "Spinal Remains" and not as "Feline Nursery." Glenn had changed the lyrics and the name of the song before the band went into the studio. Sometime around 1985, Glenn re-recorded the bass and guitar tracks for many of the songs (tracks 1b-2b, 4b-5b, 6b, 9b, 12b-13b, 17b) for release on LEGACY OF BRUTALITY. The original versions of tracks 4-17 are featured on the STATIC AGE album, the 4th CD of the MIFITS BOX SET. These tracks, listed here as 4a-17a, were taken from Franche' Coma's copy of the studio mixing tape. Previous releases of these tracks, such as TEENAGERS FROM MARS, BULLET, BEWARE, and COLLECTION II, had come from Glenn Danzig's master. Hence, slight differences between the versions can be observed. The STATIC AGE versions of "Bullet" and "Some Kinda Hate" leave off the "1, 2, 3, 4!" introduction, and the second guitar track during the guitar solo in "We Are 138" is more prominent. The date listing for "She" on the LEGACY OF BRUTALITY sleeve is incorrect. _____________________________________________________________________________ 1/26/79: C.I. Recording, Inc.; New York, NY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1a Who Killed Marilyn? 1:58 BOX3 1b 1:55 LOB, BOX2 2a Where Eagles Dare 2:00 BOX3 2b 1:57 LOB, BOX2 2c 2:06 M, BOX1 3a Horror Business 2:42 BSS, BOX3 3b 2:42 HB, BW, M, BOX1 4a Teenagers From Mars 2:32 BOX3 4b 2:41 HB, BW, M 4c 2:33 BOX1 5a Children In Heat 2:05 BOX3 5b 2:05 HB, C2, BOX1 Format: 16 Track tape Lineup: [4] + Glenn Danzig: Guitar overdubs (Tracks 1b-5b, 2c, 4c) Notes: Glenn Danzig overdubbed an extra guitar over most of Bobby Steele's guitar shortly after the original recording session. The SESSIONS disc of MISFITS BOX SET features a remastered, un-overdubbed version of the original session (tracks 1a-5a). The date listed on the insert to the HORROR BUSINESS single is incorrect. _____________________________________________________________________________ Summer 1979: The Song Shop; New York, NY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 Night Of The Living Dead 2:02 NOTLD, BSS, BOX3 2 Where Eagles Dare 1:51 NOTLD, BOX3 3 Rat Fink 1:50 NOTLD, C2, BOX1 4 Vampira 1:36 BSS, BOX3 5 Violent World 1:50 BOX3 6 Who Killed Marilyn? 1:50 BOX3 7 Spook City U.S.A. 2:13 BOX3 8 Horror Business 2:32 BOX3 Format: 8 Track tape Lineup: [4] _____________________________________________________________________________ 9/05/80: Master Sound Productions (MSP); New York, NY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1a Halloween 1:46 LOB, BOX2 1b 1:50 H, C2, BSS, BOX1 2 Vampira 1:19 M, BOX1 3 I Turned Into A Martian 1:49 BOX3 4a Skulls 1:56 M, BOX1 4b 1:52 BOX3 5 London Dungeon 2:33 3HFH, M, BSS, BOX1 6a Night Of The Living Dead 1:55 M, BOX1 6b 1:50 BOX3 7 Horror Hotel 1:25 3HFH, C2, BSS, BOX1 8 Ghouls Night Out 1:56 3HFH, M, BOX1 9a Astro Zombies 2:09 M, BOX1 9b 2:13 BOX3 10 Where Eagles Dare 1:37 BOX3 11 Violent World 1:34 BOX3 12a Halloween II 2:28 BOX3 12b 2:11 H, C2, BOX1 Format: 16 Track tape Lineup: [5] (Tracks 2-4, 9-12) + Robbie Alter: Guitar (Track 11) [5+6] (Tracks 1, 5-8) + Robbie Alter: Guitar (Track 5) Notes: This recording session took place while Bobby Steele was in the band, although Doyle later added guitar tracks to several of the songs. Producer Robbie Alter also played guitar on two songs. One of the mixes of "Skulls" that came from this tape has a fade-out ending, whereas the other comes to a stop. The original mix of "Halloween II" features a chorus taken from "Halloween" added to the end. Before being released on the HALLOWEEN 7", a different drum track was recorded and the guitar work was credited to Doyle, although Bobby's slide guitar was preserved entirely. The original mix of "Halloween" was included on LEGACY OF BRUTALITY. Parts of it were later re-recorded for release on the HALLOWEEN single. Time differences for some of these different mixes can also be attributed to varying tape speeds. _____________________________________________________________________________ 6/81: Unknown studio; Fair Lawn, NJ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 20 Eyes 2:01 2 I Turned Into A Martian 1:49 (part of song is cut) 3 Astro Zombies 2:05 4 Nike A Go Go 2:37 5 All Hell Breaks Loose 1:39 6 Devils Whorehouse 1:46 7 American Nightmare 1:42 LOB, BOX2 Format: 16 Track tape Lineup: [6] (Tracks 1-6) [6] + Glenn Danzig (instead of Doyle): Guitar (Track 7) Notes: Tracks 3-6 have been widely distributed on bootlegs such as A WALK AMONG THE DEAD. "20 Eyes" is extremely similar to the Reel Platinum version but has a simpler drum beat, a different guitar strumming style, and a slightly different vocal track. "I Turned Into A Martian" includes a different vocal track and a variant guitar solo, as well as a slightly different ending. "Astro Zombies" has a simpler drum track and a prominent extra vocal track. "Devils Whorehouse" has an extra vocal track in the background and slightly different music. These songs are slower than later takes and include much guitar feedback. _____________________________________________________________________________ 8/81: Reel Platinum; Lodi, NJ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 20 Eyes 2:07 BOX3 2 I Turned Into A Martian 1:57 BSS, BOX3 3 Astro Zombies 2:13 WAU, BOX3 4a Vampira 1:19 BOX3 4b 1:26 5 Devils Whorehouse 1:44 BOX3 Format: 16 Track tape Lineup: [6] Notes: This take of "Devils Whorehouse" was transferred to other tapes and remixed for release on WALK AMONG US and later for COLLECTION II. An extended mix of "Vampira" with the bass fuzz ending (track 4b) exists on bootleg tapes. _____________________________________________________________________________ 1981: Mix-O-Lydian or Newsoundland Studio; NJ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1a Nike A Go Go 2:38 BOX3 1b 2:34 1c 2:47 (Vampira Bootleg) Format: 16 Track Tape Lineup: [6] + Glenn Danzig: Keyboard Notes: Track 1c has a different vocal track, no guitar solo, and a higher pitched keyboard track. Track 1b is an alternate mix with a lower pitched keyboard track. Tracks 1b and 1c are only available on bootleg tapes. _____________________________________________________________________________ 1981: ~~~~~ 1 Hate Breeders 3:07 BOX3 Format: 16 Track Tape Lineup: [6] Notes: A different mix of this recording appeared on WALK AMONG US, as listed below. _____________________________________________________________________________ 1981: Mix-O-Lydian Studio; Boonton, NJ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 20 Eyes 1:45 WAU 2 I Turned Into A Martian 1:41 WAU, M 3 All Hell Breaks Loose 1:47 WAU 4* Vampira 2:26 WAU 5 Nike A Go Go 2:16 WAU 6* Hate Breeders 3:08 WAU 7 Night Of The Living Dead 1:57 WAU 8 Skulls 2:00 WAU 9 Violent World 1:46 WAU 10* Devils Whorehouse 1:45 WAU 11 Astro Zombies 2:14 WAU 12 Braineaters 0:56 WAU 13 Die Die My Darling 3:__ Format: 16 Track tape Lineup: [6] Notes: This mix of "Vampira" is an alternate mix of the version from Reel Platinum (track 4b from that session) with a different vocal track. The mix of "Hate Breeders" came from an earlier tape. The mix of "Devils Whorehouse" is a slightly different mix of the Reel Platinum version. Little else is known about this tape. _____________________________________________________________________________ 1981: Reel Platinum; Lodi, NJ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1* 20 Eyes 1:45 BOX3 2* Violent World 1:36 BOX3 Format: 16 Track tape Lineup: [6] Notes: The two songs included on this tape are remixes of other versions. "Violent World" originally appeared on the MSP tape and a different mix of this version of "20 Eyes" appeared on WALK AMONG US. These remixes were originally planned for release on the MISFITS compilation album, but dropped for unknown reasons. A preliminary track listing for the album can been seen in the MISFITS BOX SET booklet on the first pages of Eerie Von's liner notes. _____________________________________________________________________________ 1983: ~~~~~ 1 Die Die My Darling 3:07 DDMD, EAD, BSS, BOX1 Format: 16 Track tape Lineup: [7] Notes: This track was not recorded with the rest of the EARTH A.D. session tracks. _____________________________________________________________________________ 6/11/83: Warehouse; Santa Monica, CA - 7/83: Fox Studio; Rutherford, NJ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 Earth A.D. 2:08 (instrumental) 1b 2:08 EADW, M, EAD, BOX2 2a We Bite 1:14 2b 1:14 DDMD, EAD 2c 1:13 C2, BOX1 3a Demonomania 0:43 3b 0:43 EADW, EAD, BOX2 3c 0:43 C2 4a Wolfs Blood 1:11 (instrumental) 4b 1:11 EADW, M, EAD, BOX2 5a Queen Wasp 1:30 (instrumental) 5b 1:30 EADW, EAD, BSS, BOX2 5c 1:31 C2 6a Devilock 1:25 6b 1:25 EADW, M, EAD, BOX2 7a Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight? 1:59 (instrumental) 7b 1:58 DDMD, BOX1 7c 1:59 M, EADCD Format: 16 Track tape Lineup: [7] Notes: The EARTH AD recording session began at a warehouse during the very early hours of June 11, 1983. Glenn slept through most of the session, providing complete vocals on only 3 of the songs. The original recording of the session (track 1a-6a) includes slightly different lyrics on some of the songs. The rest of the vocals and instrumentation were added by the band a month later at Fox Studio. The extended version of "Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?" has an extra second of feedback at the end. The COLLECTION II versions of these tracks were remastered. The MISFITS BOX SET versions of these tracks were also remastered from a different tape. _____________________________________________________________________________ 7/83: Fox Studio; Rutherford, NJ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 Death Comes Ripping 1:53 EADW, M, EAD, BOX2 2 Green Hell 1:52 EADW, M, EAD, BOX2 3a Bloodfeast 2:28 EADW, EAD, BSS, BOX2 3b 2:31 C2 4a Hellhound 1:13 EADW, EAD 4b 1:13 C2 Format: 16 Track tape Lineup: [7] Notes: The COLLECTION II versions of these songs were remastered. The MISFITS BOX SET versions of these songs were also remastered from a different tape. _____________________________________________________________________________ 1/84: Reel Platinum; Lodi, NJ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 Mephisto Waltz 1:43 C2, BOX1 Format: 16 Track tape Lineup: [] + Glenn Danzig: Vocals, guitar, and bass + Steve Zing: Drums Notes: Advertised as an unreleased WALK AMONG US track, "Mephisto Waltz" was one of the first songs recorded by Samhain, months after The Misfits broke up in 1983. _____________________________________________________________________________ 6/87: Reel Platinum; Lodi, NJ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1* Cough/Cool 2:14 C2, BOX1 2 Hate Breeders 2:43 C2, BOX1 3 Braineaters 0:57 C2, BOX1 4* Nike A Go Go 2:13 C2, BOX1 5* Devils Whorehouse 1:47 C2, BOX1 Format: 16 Track tape Lineup: [1] + Glenn Danzig: Electric sync-piano, guitar, drums (Track 1) + Manny: Percussion (Track 1) [6] + Glenn Danzig: Overdubbed guitar, bass, drums (Tracks 4-5) [] + Glenn Danzig: Vocals, guitar, bass, and drums (Tracks 2-3) Notes: These songs were not entirely recorded by the band and feature Glenn Danzig on many of the instruments. Glenn re-recorded the vocals for "Cough/Cool" and added a guitar track, a new bass track, and an extra drum track using a drum machine. Part of the original drum track is preserved at the beginning of this re-recording. The majority of the instrumental tracks for "Devils Whorehouse" came from the Reel Platinum session. The drum track to "Nike A Go Go" was taken from the Mix-O-Lydian version. Glenn had originally planned to release COLLECTION II in 1987 (as shown in a Plan 9 merchandise listing from that year), so these tracks were probably recorded in June of 1987, around the time that he re-recorded parts of Samhain's UNHOLY PASSION release. _____________________________________________________________________________ 5/16/96 - 5/18/96: Trax East; South River, NJ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 Mars Attacks 2:10 2 The Hunger 1:52 3 Blacklight 1:37 4 The Haunting 1:37 5 Dead King's Rise 3:09 6 Talons of Steel 7 Dr. Phibes Rises Again Format: 24 Track tape Lineup: [10] Notes: The Misfits recorded the instrumental tracks for these songs on May 16, recorded the vocals on May 17, and mixed the songs on May 18. "Dr. Phibes Rises Again" was originally recorded by Kryst The Conqueror, Jerry and Doyle's other band. ============================================================================= This was taken from http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m/home.html. mark ------------------------------ Date: 10 JUL 96 09:20:37 EDT From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com Subject: re: Misfits Bible, #202 This must be my shortest post ever.. I suggest (for the 78 of us that participate) a contest (oh no, something to get involved in ...) to see who can come up with the most bizarre, outlandish, way out explanation for 138. It seems each of us has sent in a little quip here or there about the subject. Lets get our gears turning and do something fun ..... Any takers??? Denmom/CG - If you guys pull off this Misfits/Simpsons deal, my first kid will belong to you!!! (even though you guys each already have your own) ... ..... :) AZ (Capn Johhny Crunch) Homer : "I told you why I'm out today, my baby beat me up!" ------------------------------ From: mike&trisha Date: Tue, 9 Jul 1996 18:53:09 -0700 if you're ever in Los Angeles the best wings by far are in Venice at Buffalo Wings right before the pier somebody mentioned RAW POWER were you talking about the band? If so you wouldn't happen to have a copy of WOP HOUR would you? and anyone who thinks any Mettalica covers of 'FITS songs are better should be tooken to a public place and shot, and then anally raped(unless they like that sort of thing).also as for this whole active member crybaby stuff, maybe some of the "elite" 10% are dorks so the whole point is moot. if you disagree,suck me -- MIKE,26,VIRGO ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 15:06:07 +0100 (BST) From: "One more night spent On your mirror......" Subject: RE: Misfits Bible, #202 Yeah i could definitly do with a devil lock so I hope someones got some good ideas ie gels/mousses/hairspray/glue etc. to make it work... As for not writing to the Bible in ages and ages I humbly apologise and i will beat myself with soundly with glenns spare nasal cartilage when i go home... Seriously tho I've been snowed under much vileness irl and haven't had the time to even log on let alone read the last few bibles, but I hope to reply regularly and keep everyone totally irritated.... :* As for whether Glenn is harder than Rollins or whether Rollins could kick Glenns ass , who gives a fuck, I bet they don't I saw one of Glens comics yesterday...Deathdealer or something oh dear what a sad attempt at being scarey, don't get me wrong the pseudo Frank Frazetta artwork was gorgeous but dialogue and narration was sad to say to say the least. Worst of all the price of 5 pounds (10 dollars??) was just beyond belief Also which of the scanned pictures of the misfits current tour is the best to download? i don't have anything as exciting as netscape so it takes ages to rip something off the net put it onto disc and shove into a viewer? Any fave photos? L8R r.j.kurtz ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 09:48:02 -0400 (EDT) From: Robert Brustman Subject: You want participation?... > From: GKichlin@mobile.bam.com > > BUT WHO CAN ANSWER THE QUESTION OF THE WEEK WHAT THE HELL IS THIS > "CHICKEN VINDALO" THAT THE RAMONES SING ABOUT??? > "HANGING OUT ON 2ND AVENUE, EATING CHICKEN VINDALOU!!!!" Chicken Vindaloo is a very spicy indian dish made with hot peppers, curry and fresh coriander. Lamb vindaloo is available too. I highly recommend vindaloo to all. > From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) > Subject: Time to Rip, Rend and Tear... > > This it to Robert Brustman - Please, call me Bob. > 1) Obviously he disagrees with me about something... > and you didn't vote for any t-shirt design. You are correct that I didn't do the "getting to know you thing," nor did I send anyone my birthday. I did, however, vote for a t-shirt design. > 2) Well i don't need to define Active or Member the Crimson Ghost did that > for me Yeah, he did pretty well too. I guess I'd better admit that I have a weenie, self-serving definition of "active member. Still, it works for me! > or do you think you have the balls to say > you are active: Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I "do have the balls." I have read this thing for about two years. I have posted to the list before -- not many times, but I only post if I feel like I have something substantive to communicate. I believe I am active. > 5) Reading short and to the point, well i guess you didn't like all the > posts about the Misfits shows, boy were they long and i read a lot of them > too, shit i posted one of them didn't i. I do enjoy the posts about the shows. I posted my own review of the Boston show a couple months back. I believe that show reviews are wonderful and informative. > > Who am i... No, no, I wasn't asking who YOU were, like what is your name and your reason for living. I was asking what gives you the authority to define what an active member is, and what subscribers to this fine mailing list are expected to do. But, as I've already admitted, your definition of active is right, and mine was wrong -- as evidence by CG's dictionary definition. I still say that I prefer short and informative posts. > > Date: Wed, 8 Jul 1996 10:38:25 -0400 > From: Crimson Ghost > Subject: last time > > Can you argue with fact? I doubt it. This is a discussion group *not* an > information counter. Should *you* choose not to enter into the discussions, > and just read the content, you are a passive member, *not* an active member. Yup. I gotta eat crow -- I admit it then, I'm more of a passive member than an active member. So be it. I simply feel no need to post facts like, last week I saw a 30-something Harley biker wearing a misfits T, or at yesterday's Lollapalooza concert in Vermont I saw several misfits Ts. I just don't think this is very interesting info. Damn, you guys just suckered me into participating. Crap, I hate it when that happens. Bob Brustman brustman@hsph.harvard.edu ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 09:17:43 +0000 From: Jake Starr Subject: Stooges rule! > any other Stoogoids out there? oh yes, oh yes, sweet denmother! the stooges rule my world. my band, ADAM WEST, has a new fan club single coming out this month with misfits tunes on one side and the stooges "search & destroy" on the flip. how's that for a good single? -- * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jake Starr/ADAM WEST * Fandango Records * 1805 T Street, NW #A * Washington, DC 20009-7128 * (202) 483-0065 * eMAIL: jyas@loc.gov * http://www.access.digex.net:80/~yield/adamwest.html * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 11:29:10 -0400 (EDT) From: Frank Fama Subject: Glenn vs. Henry this is an idiotic debate, (especially since they are friendly with each other) but for those who are interested, Glenn can reportedly bench-press 300 pounds (at the end of his chest workout though), while one magazine said Rollins does 200. (but they did not say whether he was at full strength doing so). Mark, what do Jerry and Doyle do in their workouts? Perhaps you could find out their routines and post it... -Brett "and i feel my muscles twitch" ------------------------------ From: "JeanC,SrA,49CS/SCONO" Subject: Cut it out! Date: Wed, 10 Jul 96 09:34:00 PDT This post is regarding all of the "only 78 members on the bible" thang. Stop it already. I voted for the shirt, wow! I didn't do the get to know you issue....is anyone any worse off 'cuz I didn't? Nope. You've got to realize, I don't usually post not because "I'm punker than fuck," but because I don't have anything Misfits related. If I have a ?, I post it. When Jerry called me, I posted. When someone asked about Michale, I was the first to say anything on here. It's that simple. Will I post after seeing the shows in AZ? You're damn right. But otherwise I don't have anything Misfits related to talk about. Bottom line....You can yell and scream all you want, but I don't care if nobody knows my b-day, or knows how many tats I have, or what other bands I listen to. You don't have to post every other day to be an active member, especially when you have nothing to post. Don't take this as a flame, just had to speak up for the Silent Majority. Later - Chris FIENDS ------------------------------ Subject: puff'n'stuff Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 09:46:57 -0600 (MDT) From: Richard Duran Also schrieb EvilDieff@aol.com > andy van lagen: i like the metallica version, but i don't think it touches > the original. i also like going down to die as well. i'm certain that's the yesss, i'd always thought that met's version rocked. then my virgin ears were sodomized by the pulsating original version. i've never been the same since... of course, met's version of green hell is (in my ears) very close to the original...what else would you expect from a song of the speed metal bible. GDtD isa great freakin' song Also schrieb _______ > sold as bootlegs. As for his name, it's pronounced like 'kiahfah" where the > "i" is pronounced like "eye." so _that's_ how itz pronounced! > That's all I am - a piece of cheese. must be limburger (sp?) cuz yoo stink! (yes, i know, very weak) > 08/13/96 Club Rio Phoenix, AZ > 08/14/96 Paragon Tucson, AZ anyone going to these shows? i'd like to catch one o' 'em. ben(ito), ain't ya in AZ? Also schrieb Eric Snook > Subject: Thanks and other stuff... great questions eric, i've wondered about the same things at times. thanx for the answers _______ (a.k.a. she-who-cannot-be-named). Also schrieb GKichlin@mobile.bam.com > Subject: CLUCK-U does cluck-u (great name) sell burgers? do they breed chicken-cows? Also schrieb andy van langen > Who knows how to make a Devil Lock? Sorry Bobby, your advice didnt work and maybe i can finally get an answer to how jerry acheived the particular version of blue he used to dye his pre-'lock? two parts blue, one black? > Enough Glenn vs Hank R. fight stuff. Instead, a question: > Who would win between Maynard James Keenan of TOOL and (roar of crowd) > the Evil Elvis...GLEEEENNNN DAAAAANNNNNZZZZIIIGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! puh-leeze...the clear-cut winner here would be stewart (from beavis/butthead) > Malfeasance II i like! i like! > From: Denmother PRH > This is TERRRRRRIBLE! can it be you have never heard "RAW POWER"? Just hmm, gon' have to check this'n out > > "my Dad's Devilock is longer that your Dad's Devilock." > > +DATSKAT+ size ain't errything... > you know, He's right! Right now my mother is wearing .... an urn around > her on the family mantel. mine's wearing a lovely pearl-white straightjacket. =+# gut-ripper #+= (i rip your guts out of hell) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 09:06:26 -0700 From: Richard Hinojos Subject: active mems... right here! =) From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) Subject: Time to Rip, Rend and Tear... > 3) My poor poor words, well let's see 78 voted and 778 are members that is > 10% which i guess they didn't teach you very well in school. That means > only 10% of the Bible Members are true active members who want to be part > of the events that go on in this forum. hmmm. imho, flemming and i, while not posting every single issue, are quite supportive of helping mark realize his vision of owning the best damn website on the internet. (if that's not your vision, mark, you fooled me :). maybe mark should cut out all the lurkers so that the bible is an "active member only" club? shall we reenter the fascist, untolerant nazi/racist/ classist/supremist/survivalist debate again? have you ever thought that maybe some people aren't interested in a bible shirt? have you ever seen a shirt with a URL on it? blah. ryq ------------------------------ From: JHH5109@acs.tamu.edu Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 11:25:52 -0500 (CDT) Subject: uneasy, grrrrr...computer Hey, I finally got this to work....I hate it when the server eats my commands...sorry for the blank posts. This is Flounder again...anyways, i posted something for the MB#197, but I think the server was down. A couple of things, 1,) I'm a DJ for a college radio station in Texas (Texas A&M0, and I'm up for interviewing bands, playing new music by indie bands, help book shows, etc. Email at jhh5109@acs.tamu.edu 2.) I talked to EV last night... Several things...The album IS out (as if you didn't know...), but Caroline is not exactly distributive friendly with it. Most of the time, you'll have to special order it, unless you found an especially cool store. The call number is CAR 7531. In addition, if you request an album enough times at a chain store, the store will stock the album... 3.) I also interviewed Joey Z. of Life of Agony back in May. He said that the band just finished recording Hate Breeders for a Misfits tribute album, any information on that? Please post something...I hope it's not old information that everone knows 4.) If anyone wants a tape of the interivews I've currently done, email me at the above address...I have interviews for Life of Agony, Wickerman (2), Love Nut, Undercover Leprechuan, and , of course, EV, (although, I was kind of sloppy in interviewing Eerie, sorry, I 've had a bad week.) Flounder ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 11:16:51 -0700 From: Neil McAllister Subject: What a bunch of JUNK!!! My E-Mail's been down for a week or so, and THIS is what I get treated to when I come back? I tell ya, I've sat through discussions of Nazi Germany, why IRC does/doesn't suck, and who knows how many other stupid discussions, but now I have to say this list has finally degerated into one of the biggest wads of crap to come through my mailbox. So the latest debate is "active/passive member", huh? Who GIVES a rat's ass???! I mean, thank god for the so-called "active members" who come through with the latest discussions of chicken wings and what was the last movie they saw a Danzig shirt in...right?? Hasn't anybody considered that 90% of the subscribers to the list remain silent, not because they're "lazy", but because they have a FUCKING LIFE???!!! Frankly, I don't want to be a member of your social club. I'm not all that interested in your ballots or your tea parties or whatever it is, or having my birthday announced to the list. Patricia is not my goddamn "den mother". That stopped being cute a while ago and now between her and TES777 it's just a plain ol' self-righteous pain-in-the-ass. Yup, the ONLY reason I'm on this list is for information, and if I'm not posting questions every week it's because the Misfits aren't really on my mind six days out of seven... which is not to say that I don't enjoy it when somebody has a reasonable inquiry and someone else (usually Mark) has a competent answer! What is more, I actually enjoyed this list best when Bobby Steele first joined in, because there was actually something interesting to debate about!! Yep, I flamed the fuck out of him, and I'm still not a "fan", but I'd rather hear most anything he has to say on the subject of the Misfits than another debate on when the next Official Misfits Bible Cookie Sale is going to be, and who'll be invited! The way you guys carry on, anybody who just joined the list would think the subject of the Misfits was dead in the water, when in reality they're a living, touring band. Apparently there's nothing more to talk about, shall we pack it in? So it's to be "active" vs. "passive" members, eh? Well, we like voting around here: my vote is that you all shut the FUCK up, unless you have something WORTHWHILE to say about the Misfits. Then we'd see how many "active members" there are. Or, better idea! Why don't we just let this be a forum for people with a common interest to get together and exchange information and ideas, and all you would-be ringmasters, scout masters and emperors find another fucking sandbox, so the rest of us can go on about our business and talk (or NOT talk) about what we goddamn feel like! If you guys REALLY want, I'll set up a separate mailing list for you called "I Wish the Misfits Had Been My Idea". Send subscription notices to /dev/null. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 14:33:25 -0400 (EDT) From: Brian Subject: new fiend Greetings; Well, I'm new to the Bible and figured that I'd better introduce myself (before being branded a "lurker" by all the cool "Active" people :) My name's Brian (I don't have the time or desire to make up a Misfits-related nickname - sorry). Being a "newbie", I don't know how these introductions usually go, so let's start at the begining: I became aware of The Misfits back at the tender age of 15. Of course, The Misfits "broke-up" 6 years earlier, but I was quite found of the album titled "Danzig ][". Anyway, one of my friends told my that Danzig was comming to town and invited me to go see the concert with him. When I accepted, he told me there might be a "mosh pit". I said, "What the fuck are you talking about you fucking idiot!", or something to that affect, "I have that CD, there's nothing to mosh to." "Yeah, but they might do some Misfits songs" "Huh" "That guy was in a band before this one, it was called The Misfits" "Oh" The scene is a local suburban mall. The camera zooms in to reveal a typical 15-year-old "head-banger" (in the manditory jean-jacket w/ Megadeth backpatch) going through the tapes - the "M" section. After finding the cheapest Misfits tape, which happened to be Walk Among Us, I headed for my car. Popped the tape is and heard the peice of art known as 20 Eyes. Okay, 6 years later: No more jean jacket, no more long-greasy hair, but I've been listining to those guys the whole time. I recently went to the misfits/Anthrax tour (when it came to Baltimore - Hammerjacks has a great fucking sound system BTW --- when you can actually feel your eyeballs vibrate in your head, you can chalk it up as a good concert). And they proved that they don't need Danzig (or his ego) to front them. (In fact, they pulled some guy out of the audience to sing Mother... and he did pretty good, except for not knowing the words). last weekend I bought the box-set (no more tapes for me) and ever since then, 4 of the 6 slots in my CD-changer have been well used. BTW, they always record those Hammerjack shows -- any Baltimorons out there know I can get a hold of those tapes???? Oh, one more thing -- to all of you who want all 780-odd people to be "active"; trust me, you don't. If you pressure people into posting something just for the sake of posting, you'll get a bunch of shit (hmm, I think I just proved that). Anyway, just let the lurkers read the shit.. if they have something to say, they'll say it. As for the T-shirt and the calander, I don't what the fuck is going on. I'll try to look through some old issues and give you my thoughts though. But you can mark me down to buy one (or two) of those shirts. Phew, and to think, I'm supposed to be working, Brian ------------------------------ From: Ronald Barned Subject: glenn in a supermarket Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 14:43:55 -0500 greetings, ok, sumthing occured to me while i was lying in bed staring at the ceiling, if glenn lives alone & everything wouldn't he have to buy his own groceries? How many of you could imagine being in Food Lion & seein uncle glenny walking down the frozen food section pushing a shopping cart? Just wonderin'. -me ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 16:51:35 -0400 From: Lycanthropie Subject: HERE I AM...DEAL WITH ME!!! Here is the first of many posts! Consider me ACTIVE NUMBER 79!!! OK... I'll start by introducing myself. My name is Ryan, I'm (almost) 17 (if it's not too late for the calendar, my b'day is July 20) and from CT. I've been subscribed to the Bible for little over a month. The reasoning for my absence is that I haven't had much time lately to read or post. ( I DID vote for the shirt,though I fear it may have been 1 day too late...but I made the effort.) I did manage to catch the Simpsons petition rap, and since it would bring together my favorite band and television show (...I'm sure we ALL know that television is the government's preferred method of mind control...ergo I watch as little as possible), I will back this to the fullest extent of my abilities. I know off the top of my head about 15 people who would sign this. I will try and promote it on my upcoming public access show and in the newspaper I occassionally write for (I included my review of the Misfits' Hartford, CT show which was done for the paper... it's a bit big, so I don't know if Mark will want to run it with this! It does include a brief interview with Michale, though!). Email me to get me involved, please!!! I was lucky enough to catch the Fits in May at Danbury's Subzero (RIP), and to have Rocky allow me not only to videotape, but also hook me up with an interview. The guys couldn't have been any kinder. My friend and I were allowed to hang out backstage with them for the majority of the evening, and they did their best to answer any question my friend or I threw at them. Michale kept insisting we take some of their soda, since it was "too much for them", and Chud even told us the "Doyle 8th Grade Graduation Story", which I'll post next Bible. As for taping the Fits, Kenny was VERY cool with me (maybe since I'm sorta in with tour manager Ken Kriete or the Public Access show). I approached him with camera in hand, expecting him to tell me "No way in hell", since the Fits have been so brutally bootlegged, but that was not at all the case. I have various people in the industry who will vouch for my "no-circulation" policy. He asked me to not air a certain part, and then gave me his address to send a copy to. I hooked up with Jaid from the Bible and went to see them June 29 in Hartford, again, camera in hand. Kenny remembered me, I gave him a copy of the Subzero show, and he hooked me up with the interview with Michale, allowed me to tape the whole show, and let Jaid and me hang out backstage for quite a while. Again, they were the nicest guys. Jerry remembered me, pulled out a chair for me, and gave me the patented JerryHug. I'm definitely going to the Action Park show, and hopefully the Asbury Park, Providence, and Boston shows. If anybody wants to hook up...email me! - Lycanthropie (formerly Fug-Ti) _______ at the Webster Theater, Hartford, Saturday, 6. 29. 96 Title of article: Misfits Resurrection of the Living Dead Hallelujia!!! Once again, they walk among us. For many fans ( "Fiends" ), the Resurrection Tour will be their first chance to see the legendary Misfits live - which, for me at least, is great since I was a toddler when they were active. They formed in early 1977, going through a series of drummers and guitarists until they "just went away" in 1983, upon singer/songwriter Glenn Danzig's departure - right at the pinnacle of their career . The only constants in the band were bassist Jerry Only and Glenn. In 1980, Jerry's younger brother Doyle joined the band at the age of 16, who has remained in the band since. While Danzig went on to widespread recognition, it seemed as though the remaining Misfits would never receive the attention they deserved. Jerry and Doyle are the two "original" Misfits ( the drummers all came down with Spinal Tap syndrome), and were nearly invisible during their thirteen year lull - though not of their own choice. According to the band, Jerry and Doyle always were the Misfits and always wanted to be the Misfits, but certain circumstances prevented Misfits activity. Legal obstacles (such as the question of just who held the title to the "Misfits" name) settled, their thirteen year lull ended upon their "Resurrection" last year, appropriately enough, on Halloween with a surprise appearance in the middle of a Type O Negative performance in New York City. Word spread like wildfire, as did the questions. Will Glenn be reuniting with them? How will they replace Glenn? Will time have mellowed them? Will they "sell out"? Are they in it for the money (Sex Pistols, anyone?)? Will they come across as something of a poor tribute band? What can we expect? According to Jerry, "The same thing as before, only better." I couldn't put it any better. And as far as Glenn returning? Contrary to some rumors, not anytime soon! Glenn seems to be anything but considerate concerning the new Misfits, going as far as overdubbing their tracks on the recent Misfits Collection II, and then not even subjecting it to their approval before its release. In fact, Jerry and Doyle approached Glenn amicably, asking him if he would like to reunite with the Misfits, only to have security guards remove them from the hotel where he was staying. To find a new vocalist, they didn't have to look too far. Michale Graves was introduced to the Misfits by local Lodi, NJ producer Bob Allecca. Prior to the suggestion that he audition for the "new" Misfits, he had absolutely no exposure to the band, though he says " I stole a Misfits T- shirt from my brother once - but I had no idea it was a Misfits shirt." And upon first hearing their music? " I went out and picked up the yellow CD (Collection I ), put it on the first song ( She ), listened to a few bars and said 'These guys suck.'. That was my first impression of them, swear to God." Just as interesting about Michale is his age ( 21 - the other members are into their thirties), which draws many comparisons to a young Glenn Danzig. Some critics say that his looks, stage movements, and voice are mirror images of Glenn. Michale can't see why. " I can't help the way I look. But I've looked at pictures and it's like...woah! And I don't know how he moved on stage, or anything like that. I've never watched any video footage- I kept away just for that purpose...I don't need to mimic anybody; what I do is what I do myself. As far as my voice, I can't control the way my voice sounds either. Singing the old songs- Glenn wrote the melody lines, and I'm singing his melody lines, so of course I'm gonna sound somewhat like him. That's the way he wrote it, and that's the way they that it was intended to be sung. So if i kinda sound like him, then I guess I'm doing my job half right." The new drummer is Dr. C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Drummer - an homage to the 1980s low budget horror flick, C.H.U.D.), who far surpasses all those who came before him in terms of drumming ability and vocal ability., In keeping with the local theme, he is from Lodi, and even graduated high school with Doyle. Concerning their performance last Saturday at Hartford's Webster Theater, they hit the stage with an intensity the likes of which we have not seen in the past thirteen years. As far as time mellowing them out, they've only become more aggressive. They hit the stage and all hell broke loose! Ripping through the first half of their set, the second part consisted entirely of audience requests. Michale would point to an audience member, who would scream out his/her favorite song title, and then be invited onstage to sing along. Highlights included Bullet, Nike A Go Go, and the massive sing-a-longs Skulls, and We Are 138. Michale had to keep telling the security morons to let us go up on stage, however they remained quite uncooperative- this being my only complaint about the show. Never before have I seen such band/audience interaction - proving that the Misfits are not only THE most powerful live act out there, but also the most audience-considerate. Opening for the Misfits were Death Metal monoliths Cannibal Corpse, who went on first - while the Webster was filling up. They are touring to support their new masterpiece, Vile, which features the debut of new singer George "CorpseGrinder" Fischer. While there is some criticism of his replacing Chris Barnes, I was pleased to see just how well he fit into the band. Such classics as "Skull Full Of Maggots" and "Hammer Smashed Face" were given a "new life", if you will. His vocal style is rather similar to that of Barnes, only with more clarity and ferocity. Seeing them live, it is quite obvious why Cannibal Corpse is at the forefront of the Death Metal genre, and has been there for over half a decade. Expect them to remain there for a while to come. Next up was old favorites Anthrax. Whether your favorite style is punk, hardcore, death or speed metal - chances are that you somewhere have ties to Anthrax. Though many thought the band would go belly-up with the departures of former vocalist Joey Belladonna and more recently, lead guitarist Dan Spitz, they are alive, well, and apparently have been eating their vitamins, because their performance was amazing. Anthrax' delivery of songs new and old was flawless, and extremely energetic. Rhythm guitarist Scott Ian had the potential to incite a riot when he took over vocals for a cover of "Protest and Survive". Their brand of Stomp was warmly welcomed by the crowd. Much like the Misfits and Cannibal Corpse, Anthrax' not-so-new-anymore vocalist John Bush provided a vocal delivery far superior to that of former vocalist Belladonna. - Ryan Adams sidenote: Cannibal Corpse plays the El N Gee in New London this Friday (today ) with Jungle Rot. other side note. I'm sending you a promo photo. I don't have an original, but I got this off the Internet. Please!!! Please!!! PLEASE !!! include this photo with the article. the members are, from left to right: Doyle (seated), Michale Graves, Jerry Only, and Dr. C.H.U.D. yeah, another side note...what ya gonna do? Misfits fans with Internet access ought to check out Misfits Central, THE Misfits Site on the 'Net. http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m/ ------------------------------ From: Charlene / aneokle Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 19:06:46 +0000 Subject: misfits rule period I noticed some guy bitching about "production" and "muddy sound" on some misfits albums. WHO THE FUCK CARES ALL MISFITS ALBUMS RULE! if it's a "well produced" album like walk among us or the shittiest bootleg MISFITS RULE PERIOD! chuk fowler charf99@interaccess.com ...hangin' in...hangin' out...and hangin' on... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 20:03:11 PST Subject: Bow to Leper Mesiah... From: andy van langen "...Either drop tha hits like de la O or get tha fuck off tha commode..." -Zack de la Rocha(RATM) Man, CG is right fucking on when he talks about the passive wannabe anarchists just readig the Bible. Anarchy is about going out and kicking some ass and not being afraid of what others think. That's what makes a good discussion,too. Denmother Patricia: I stand corrected. The sound on my TV is messed up but now I see the difference. Search and Destroy and WZ's I Am Hell are the only good tracks on the B+BH Experience...sorry you had to waste your money. The simpsons/misfits idea would be cool. Imagine Otto the busdriver and that criminal w/ the British accent jamming on "Where Eagles Dare." Also, if it pleases the court, imagine Sideshow Bob with a devilock! AZ: Youre right about MetallicA spending too much on their instruments. But you have to admit on the Grage Days Rerevisited,the sound and the feeling are both in the right place. If you want, I can tape the whole box for you and send the dubs wherever you are. Email me for details. An informed source tells me that 138 is the total # of fingers and toes that Glenny's Alabama cousins have...no offense to you southern people. All of you have a cool thursday and hope the weekend brings you: Malfeasance, Mayhem and Misfits, Amara "...why stand on a silent platform/fight tha war/fuck tha norm..." Zack from Rage again ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 00:32:11 GMT From: punkin Subject: about this 138 and Henry Rollins debate... I'm new here and I don't know if anyone pointed this out already, but to throw a twist into the "what does 138 mean" and "Glennzig vs. Hank" debates, on Evillive, none other than Henry himself makes a guest appearance on "We Are 138". This has absolutely nothing to do with either topic, but I thought it would make an ironic point-of-interest. --punkin "Si fortune me tormente, sperato me contento." ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 17:59:45 PST Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #202 From: whiplash@juno.com (Jay HellHound Pavento) HellHound here, >I got the box set, finally. Am still debating as to whether >open it or not though. open it. > I hope they play it (Last Caress) when I see them Wed >a Lollapaloser, They played it when I saw them in Toronto. Hey, is anyone planning on going to the show at Avalon in Boston?? e-mail me. HellHound ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 17:06:06 -0700 From: Joe Franke Subject: audience participation, spare me... i am one of the people that rarely posts, votes, or tells you anything about myself. unsubscribe me, and my feelings will not be hurt. i am a big misfits-danzig fan and will be witnessing the spectacle at the show in San Francisco, which is the same club where doyle split the kids head open at. do i think of it as the misfits?...please. but hell, i have to see it. i would see the kiss reunion if they played all misfits songs. i wont be posting the next day saying how happy i am that i got to have "Mo the great" sign my ticket stub. -- JOE FRANKE "triumph of the will..." jfranke@slip.net http://www.slip.net/~jfranke ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 19:25:13 -0700 From: "Paul S. Deming" Subject: An Onion Named Tomato ^ Arg! Too big, too long, too often, too little printer paper, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna spend my online time reading the Bible. I love it to death, peoples, but there can be too much of a good thing. ^ Oh, nevermind anything I've said. I sound too much like an old fart! ^ Okay, you want to know what "138" really means? When you press the shift key and type "138" it comes out as !#*. "!#*" is the garble magazines use to block out cussing, so "138" has to be an anti-censorship song! ^ Geez, my parents still won't let me our my brother have Misfits albums, my bro has to sneak "Walk Among Us" and "Collection I" around along with his Slayer tapes. All parents everywhere should get a life, the 'fits are about b-movies, Samhain and Danzig were about Satan. ^ Have a nice day! - Justin "Braineater" Deming P.S.- Those are some nice socks you're wearing there! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 18:19:25 -0800 From: Andy Kanak Subject: Solution!!! Fiends Does anybody know if Sepultura is going to be at the Milwaukee Metalfest? Also, could someone E-mail me some info other than the days that it's happening. Thanks. And now I have a solution to the problem of figuring out how many of us are "active" and "unactive". Everybody who reads this, right to me. Just keep the letter blank(unless you have something to say) and put in the subject the word "ACTIVE". I think this should give a clear picture of how many of us actually read this thing. Mark, if you want me to post the results, I will. Andy Kanak phar@ptialaska.net ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 22:30:44 -0400 From: "::datskat::" Subject: okily dokily, there Jerry! first off, SIMPSONS! i'm diggin' the idea of Ned Flanders giving the fits room and board then night they play Moe's tavern. Apu from Kwik-E-Mart could hire Bobby Steele as Head Squishie Maker. Patty and Selma could attack Michale in a wet, lust-driven rage. yeah, it's cheesy, but at least it'll make the bible a paragraph longer. anybody heading to DC 8/3 for the Capitol Ballroom show, send thy correspondence unto thee. me thinkst d-rod and mark shall make an appearance. we can all huddle together in a little group and whisper about INACTIVE members behind their backs, and giggle devilishly. tee hee! denmama- my small intestine thanks you for providing mean with the means to give it a good reaming. *urp* tes777 and CG - just wanted to drop your names. (your name here) - contribute a verse to the bible or choke on a turd. "now i lay me down to sleep, i pray the lord my soul to keep if i should die before i wake, i pray the lord my toys to break.... ....so none of the other kids can play with 'em." Datskat Harvey Oswald, D.D.S. *************************************************************************** @ "punk ain't no religeous cult, punk means thinking for yourself @ @ @ you ain't hardcore 'cause you spike your hair @@ @ @ when a jock still lives inside your head." @ @@@ @ @ mail me your thoughts on corndogs, Ron Jeremy, or the wonderful @ @@@ mullet hairstyle. @@ @ @ @ @ @ "I drank what?" - Socrates @ *************************************************************************** check out d's list o' shows at http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/3027/ ------------------------------ From: JimBison@aol.com Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 22:34:28 -0400 Subject: I see through you all now I have cracked it, I have seen the forces at work beneath the surface of the Misfits Bible. It all fits into the Christian trinity metaphor. Tammy is God the father, the God of the old testament... the God who will whip your ass in line, destroy the world by flood, cast down our golden calf-idols of non-participational "punkness." Mark is the Spirit, an ever-present supporting and sustaining force that is at the same time mysterious and removed. The Messiah is the Denmother/Chrimson Ghost Dialectic, on a divine mission of redemption (and punishment! -this is, after all, the MISFITS Bible), yet still down here with us, human and accessible. The Dialectic blurs the lines of male/female, hence transcending the duality of the conscious world, delving into the sublime and smashing the mask of God... or something. Sorry, I was possessed by the spirit of the late great Joseph Campbell. The true meaning of 138 has also been revealed to me... when the 138th Bible member to cite his or her theory on the meaning of 138 strikes the 138th key in this apocalyptic post, Glenn will return in his form as the Destroyer, four thousand feet in length and weighing many thousand tons, with 138 thousand rotating hands and 138 glass-eyed heads to stand in judgment (all those heads pretend to deliberate over the decision to make you feel like you're really getting a fair trial, but 137 of them are automated "dummy heads," and the verdict is invariably "KILL")... we are coming dangerously close... Here's another theory for you - maybe the reason Bobby talks about the money so much is that in every issue somebody tells him to shut up about it! So then, in every issue, he answers that guy, and some other guy reads it, and then posts "he's talking about that damn money again!" and then bobby answers that guy, and he tells two friends, and they tell two friends, and they tell two friends... can't wait for that "Flame Mark" issue... you have no idea of the heights of ridiculousness to which I am aspiring... things never attempted in post or flame... aon-1 ps there's this band the misfits, I like them (my post is now justified) ------------------------------ From: areygers@nexus.chapman.edu Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 19:53:36 -0700 Subject: HOLLYWOOD, CA...MY HOME (sort of) I just got the best news of my life. The Misfits just 30 minutes north! I'll be there with a bunch of fiends that I work with at Disneyland. You wouldn't believe how many there are here! This guy Phil has worked here for almost 30 years and if you ask him to sing "Attitude" he'll belt it out (Scary when Disneyland is supposed to be the most wholsome spot in CA) Anyways, if anyone wants to get together before the show with a bunch of So-Cal fiends, just mail me. ADAM#15 p.s. My brother went to this concert called the WARP tour last sat. and Pennywise did "Astro Zombies." They said something like "This one's from the Misfits....Too bad Glenn went metal....." ------------------------------ From: ERIK LINDBERG Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 22:26:31, -0500 Subject: Lots o' Stuff Well, I think last issue was 202. If I'm wrong feel free to flame me. I've got a lot to say for once, so sit back. Okay, I've gotta admit it, but I think Tammy and CG were both right on active members. Now you might be thinking, "What's this guy talking about?! I've never seen him post." Well, I've posted a couple of times, and am making an effort to post more. Maybe this issue will be huge after the inspirational words of Tammy and CG. Who knows? Oh, and Crimson Ghost, good call on the punker-than-thou thing. And now, I have to agree even more. I'm offering free zines. I'm sure some of you don't like reading. That would really explain why you're on a mailing list. And I'm sure some of you don't like free stuff. If you don't like free stuff, there must be some reason why you aren't institutionalized, but I can't think of one. If nothing else, you could use my zine as kindling and heat your home. So just guess my favorite Misfits song, and you win. Easy. So far, the Denmother is the only winner. Now for those of you versed in bootlegs of live shows, (i.e. Mark) I've got a question. I recently picked up two bootlegged shows. One says recorded live in L.A. 4/23/81. If I remember correctly, the Misfits did not play an LA show on that date. I can provide a list of the songs if it helps. And I have one that is supposedly their last show at Greystone Hall, Detroit MI 10/29/83. Well, at one point in the tape, a person got on stage and thanked the Misfits for coming out to CALIFORNIA. If anyone can help me identify these shows, I'd be grateful. If you think you might be able to help, drop me an email and I'll give you more details. And no, neither of them are the infamous Christmas show. Now it's time for me to do the mandatory apology for the long note thing. Too bad, I'm not sorry. I had lots of stuff to say, so I did. If you have a problem with that, next time you see one of my notes, jsut scroll on by... -Chubbs ------------------------------ From: EvilDieff@aol.com Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 00:55:54 -0400 Subject: stooges! denmother: i too love the stooges. you are so right about james's guitar! it almost splits your eardrums it's so high-endy. it's funny to think the rhcp could even come close to doing a version of that song that would be worth considering a spin. one hell of a band, i hear they're getting back together to tour. don't know how true that is but, if it is i'm there. and everybody knows the misfits played two stooges songs so this is misfits related. D.EVIL ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 03:32:53 -0400 (EDT) From: WiCkEdKiNgWiCkEr Subject: tour dates, a misfits review, uneasy listening i picked up this weeks issue of the aquarian, and there was a lot of misfits stuff in it... well sort of... tourdates: mark um i think your list is a little out-dated, the asbury park show on the 30 has been CANCELLED, fuck fuck fuck, that pisses me off. and why do they use some stupid looking misfits logo in every ad instead of a real misfits logo? there was a review of the roseland show in here too... i'll skip all of the bullshit about CC & anthrax though the guy (nick turner) does say this b4 getting to the misfits part: "the crowd consisted of more than its fair share of metalheads out to 'mosh, man!' with the more muscle-headed element of the misfits' following mixed in a bit" WTF is that supposed to mean "muscle-headed" he must be thinking of henry rollins... well on to the good stuff, he writes: finally it was time for the Misfits . i was skeptical about the new Misfits lineup for two reasons: 1) they're one of the many great old punk bands that have reformed seemingly with the intent of making a quick buck off the current popularity of punk, and 2) because, well, without Glenn Danzig, it's just not the Misfits. i quickly rationalized my way out of reason number one on the basis that i was getting in for free, and thus not really contributing to anything i didn't like. i couldn't really come up with away around reason number two. however the new vocalist, Michael Graves. was as close to the original as you can get. and had a great stage presence. the original band members, guitarist Doyle and bassist Jerry Only, looked a tad old, but still had the appropriate muscle-mass and energy to get the job done. of course, the entire band was dressed in full Misfits fashion (Devilocks, armbands, eye shadow, etc.) and was backed by a huge skull banner. Their set included all the classic ("Attitude," Last Carress," "Bullet," "Astro Zombies," etc.), and one new song, which was not bad. as much as it pains me to get suckered into the punk-rock reunion tour thing, i have to admit it was fun to see somebody, even if it wasn't the original lineup, play Misfits songs. that said i would not pay $17.50 (plus ticketmaster surcharge) and put up with an idiotic crowd to see them on the "Buy Our Box Set" Tour. well at least it seems that he had heard of the misfits b4 giving his review... though i don't understand WTF he is doing reviewing shows, when he can't even handle a fairly tame crowd, i guess he was expecting to a seated orchestral performance with ushers and polite conversation in the restrooms... the review also has a picture of doyle and what looks like glenn to me... odd... also in the aquarian is a half page add for uneasy listening... mine is on backorder... fuck fuck fuck. :.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: Jess Cyphers Asenath WiCkEdKiNgWiCkEr cyphersj@polaris.ncs.nova.edu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am the ruler of an invisible empire. My loyal subjects i will reward. My enemies i will destroy... Friends? Did it ever occur to you that friendship is at its best a rather doubtful asset. I don't want friends. I shall have followers, worshippers, people who will obey me because they realize my greatness! -Abbot & Costello Meet the Invisible Man- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: **Free the Unabomber! One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter** ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jul 1996 22:36:08 -0500 (CDT) From: Jon Subject: "Active" Well I guess I don't fit under the active member banner as I haven't posted every week like some people. Then again unless I have something interesting to ask or say I figure it's better not to waste space on it. As for the t-shirt, nope I didn't vote on it literally because I in fact don't have money to spend on clothing right now so what use is my vote? (I already gave my opinion a while back anyhoo) B And finally a lot of times I just read the bible because i'm busy and don't have the time to compose anything. Sorry. Well anyway, one more thing. My email and my sub to this here bible should go to allroy@chop.isca.uiowa.edu as I am leaving school. Thanks. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 10:15:43 +0000 From: Barbro Edstedt Subject: I'm no subscriber... Hey all! ...my name is Richard Lundberg. For some months ago I was an "active" subscriber to this excellent Bible. But when I finished school in May, I had to leave the mailing list because I wouldnt have access to an computer often enough to read and remove the bibles from my emailbox. I still read the bible though, as often as I can, about once a week. Now...since I'm not a subscriber I haven't got the rights to buy this bible-tshirt, but I would like to do that. Can I be a subscriber without receiving the bible three times a week? I sent in my birthday to tes777 when I was a subscriber, so I hope he'll include me in the calendar. And some other cool stuff: Me and my friends here in Ume, Sweden, are going to make a Horror film festival. We are going to rent about fifteen cool movies ( new ones and old classics ), we're goin to rent an old theater to show the shit in (with a projector), and when the last film is shown, we're goin to play some Misfits songs with our band. CU / Richard ------------------------------ From: MR SAMUEL H KIRBY Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 13:26:20, -0500 Subject: activemember to tes777:I try as much as i can to be an active member. But its kind of hard when your only 14 and still live with your parents who won't let you get online in order to post. I voted on the shirt but thats only because my parents weren't home which obviously makes it easier. I also don't ever have anything to post since like I said I'm only 14 and don't have much information to contribute and i don't learn anything from my friends because they are either a bunch of shitty alternateens or I know more about the misfits then they do and when I do learn something its usually off of the bible. So you shouldn't be so shitty about this active member crap when we may try our hardest and you might not know we do. Chris ------------------------------ From: KISSEL@emuvax.emich.edu Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 13:50:35 -0400 (EDT) Subject: !!!! continues Denmother Patricia---I respect and wholeheartedly agree with your opinions on Bullethead, but I just have a point to make here. Just because I subscribe to the Bible, does NOT mean that I ought to think that Glenn can kick Henry's ass (or that Glenn has a nice ass, for that matter). I subscribe to this bible because I love the Misfits music, not because I love Glenn. Benito---I would love for Glenn & Henry to fight...not to see either one of them, but to see Don King! What a man! What a hair-do! TTFN Miss Fit ------------------------------ From: MDPPix@aol.com Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 15:27:03 -0400 Subject: Milwaukee Metalfest Greetings Fiends, Well, as you all know Friday the 26th is the big day in Milwaukee. I haven't heard much about this subject in recent Bible issues so I felt compelled to post this. I think it would be a great idea if us Fiends who are willing to make the sojurn to Milwaukee had a place to meet before the show. There are a few problems with this though. First of all we need to find a Fiend who knows the city fairly well to designate a place for us to meet before the show, and we have yet to hear from one. Secondly, I was there last year and the assholes at security wouldn't let you leave and come back in, even to make a phone call, and the phones being located outside of the designated "concert area", this is kind of inconvenient, I suggest we decide on a time and place to meet, and decide on a time to enter the Eagles Auditorium after our meeting, since we won't be allowed to leave. Anyone with suggestions please don't be afraid of posting. One last thing, as you probably already know, Greg Petre won the shirt contest, and if you haven't checked out his web page I suggest you do. I've been there and I can tell you that he is a great artist and also a close personal friend of mine. He and I were even in a Misfits cover band that played one show under the name The Fiends. The band sort of fell apart after that. We really kind of blew it at our show. Oh well. Anyway, I have a new band by the name of the Totally Bitchin' Rubber Chickens and the Misfits are one of our biggest influences. If any of you are interested in our stuff e-mail me at MDPPix@aol.com I've taken up enough space for one issue. See y'all in Milwaukee 1/78th of the Bible Nick Chicken Da Da Da Da Da Cause Its Mmmmm Mmmmm Good Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 15:05:39 -0500 From: Brian Cox Subject: Participation I just signed on to this mailing list two weeks ago and my E-Mail stopped working for about a wekk there so I have only read two bibles on the day they were actually posted but I am hearing a reacuring theme about people not participating. First off, I don't know what the hell people are talking about when they were refering to the shirt untill a few days ago. I still don't know where to go to look at the designs that were offered. This calender thing still eludes me. I don't know what people are talking about. Would someone please fill me in on this? A little Danzig siting of my own. I met Glen once in my life backstage when he was touring with Metallica, and Suicidal Tendencies. I didn't talk to him that much but I did get him to sighn some stuff. I really wanted to ask him about the Misfits but I wasn't sure how he would react and there were a lot of other people there too. Also, I have tried going to the IRC #misfits channel and there is never anybody there. Once there was two people (HepCat, and X) and the other time there was just nobody. Is there a good time to go there or does nobody just go there? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 16:15:22 -0700 From: Stuman_the_Sloth_ Subject: Scarecrow Allo, Just got the new California Cheapskates Catalog, and there's a new Misfits deck from Scarecrow. It has the logo and the Die Die, My Darling graphics, 8.75 x 31.88 wood. Also, in the catalog, there's a background picture where some guy's doin' a tailslide down a handrail on the CG skull board. I was wondering, on the b-side of the Horror Biz 7", does TAFM flow into Children in Heat, like on the Sessions Disc, or are the separated? Stuman_ Not a #misfits Op ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 16:10:26 -0400 (EDT) From: Denmother PRH Subject: To Flame the Big Cheese?! hey y'all i was so amused by the last Bible (any bible is a great source of amusement for me at any given time except for the kickass old Testament...) but just to respond--briefly, I promise, Mr. Brustman!-- to a couple thangs.... > > From: Pdbedr@aol.com re Markomisfit and M's concise reply--- > > He doesnt throw stones, the guy is about as > > confrontational as a piece of cheese. > > That's all I am - a piece of cheese. and dont you forget it! he's the big cheese. > From: GKichlin@mobile.bam.com > Subject: CLUCK-U > > BUT WHO CAN ANSWER THE QUESTION OF THE WEEK WHAT THE HELL IS THIS > "CHICKEN VINDALO" THAT THE RAMONES SING ABOUT??? > "HANGING OUT ON 2ND AVENUE, EATING CHICKEN VINDALOU!!!!" Well I am sure Bobby will answer this too, but on Second Ave in the village there are a bunch of Indian restaurants...and besides rhyming with Second Avenue, Chick Vindaloo is probly the best known Indian dish aside from curry.... > From: andy van langen > > Who knows how to make a Devil Lock? Sorry Bobby, your advice didnt work > amara Do you tell the Devil that he's parked his car in a bad neighborhood? To the evercool D-Rod....king of my favorite outdoor sport... he said....................................................... Why bother > to have a flame Mark issue ? I mean if you want to flame Mark or have > sumthin to say to him, no one is stopping you! But a flame mark issue sort > of defeats the purpose of a flame, cuz in a way we would be paying an honor > to flaming him just by having this, thus all the power of the flame will be > lost. > later > D-Rod and I say................i think thats the idea. Remember, Bobby's post said "fun flame"...dont you ever dozens your friends, D? Homey! and I think to honor Mark is always a good idea. and now to the big cheese himself:Mark: you're an idiot!!!! a FRIGGIN' idiot! :) love to all.... mo better later... patricia Slum Goddess of the Lower Eastside Denmother Fiendtroop #138 Operators Manual ...I'm the hostess with the leastest! http://www.planet.net/CrimsonGhost/om and newly appointed..AON-7 ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jul 96 16:46:36 -0700 From: John Boyer Subject: voting and etc. i think they should do the whole tshirt voting thing over. because my email was bbroken and i could not vote. i dont know if this is a very good idea or not but i bet it would make a better turnout. also does anyone have any misfits vinyl for sale? i have been looking all over and i can not find any thanks alot karatejon ------------------------------ From: MR JOSEPH F MARINO Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 17:41:47, -0500 Subject: Action Park Hey fiends...Just wondering if anyone knows when tickets to the Aug. 31 show at Action Park go on sale? If anyone knows when, how much, or anything could you please let me know? Thanks. Also, does anyone know exactly how far Action Park is from northeast Philadelphia, or have directions? I know I have plenty of time but there are a bunch of us going and would like to get this shit sorted out. Thanks again. BTW, right on Tammy!!! " Help! I need somebody Help!" ...Marino ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 17:18:23 -0700 From: Dave Naked Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #202 GhostHead said: >Well, personally that's some of the problem. I think alot of people >are too cool, too punk to get involved in such *queer* things. They >think that by being apathetic they are embodying some ridiculous >spirit of Anarchy or some ther nonsensical idea. Fuck you, you ain't >punks, all your doing is eighting us down. These people that never >post and do nothing but complain when they do are what's fucking up >this list. I tend to agree with Denmom this list has got Exactly 78 >members. With the voting issue...about only 78 members actually taking part. Its not really a "im too punk to vote" thing, its more of a modem thing. Let me explain. Most people operate on a 14.4 modem, making it a major bitch to view a picture (let alone 10) so most would not want to waste their time downloading pictures. 78 members huh? so if you dont have enough time to sit at a comp for a half hour you dont count as a bible member...whatever. In reference to not many people posting...its your own goddamn fault. Anytime anyone posts a question theyre told to check the page, and when they post a comment they get flamed to all hell. why bother...im not going to post my feeling, or opinions just to be insulted....tell me thats not true. >We are 138...pfftt. my ass. it's more like: We are only 78! I am...dont know about you dave naked ------------------------------ From: a03392@academic.csubak.edu Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 20:01:10 PST Subject: RE: Misfits Bible, #200 hey fiends! this is my second posting since I subscribed about a year ago... here goes... 1. to those guys wondering about the Danzig sighting in the rollerblading movie- I have seen it. The movie, as someone else has already mentioned, is called "Airborne" - just the sort of image glenn and co. need right? 2. I am going into a fit of depression- I live on the west coast and just caught wind of a misfits show in San Diego with Anthrax, and 2 other bands( I forgot who exactly, but they did sound familiar. My problem is that I just got back from San Diego after my yearly trip home(I live in Bakersfield). Anyway, I'm considering going back. I'm wondering if anyone knows how I can find out about west coast shows a little more than a few days before they happen? 3. I found some vinyl at Music Trader in Pacific Beach (San Diego): I found five copies of a 300 limited pressing of a live show. the vinyl is pink with crimson ghost images on one side and the music on the other. If you're in the area, This place has been my favorite misfits supplier along with Lou's Off The Record (El Cajon)... I enjoyed listening to my record, however, I felt sorry for bobby steele after listening to the alternate lyrics to mTennagers.. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 00:07:05 -0500 (EST) From: Teevie Alan Subject: Undead tune in cool flick Just saw "Welcome to the Dollhouse" yesterday... I dunno if it's been mentioned already that the Undead tune "Evening of Desire" is in it? Well it's an awesome movie and you should see it at any rate. It also features former CMU student Matt Faber, whom fellow fiend Adam C. once introduced me to. Yippie! Okay, I'll sit down now. Teevie >;0) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 09:30:08 +0200 (MET DST) Subject: I laughed really hard From: Anonymous * What's with all you losers who don't spend every hour of your lives doing bible related activities? Don't you realise that the bible's all about asserting how cool you are by participating in these projects? geez, you probably think its purpose is to spread information about The Misfits and other directly related bands, or something stupid like that. Here's the next Bible project: Misfits Bible Tattoos. The design will have the Crimson Ghost, with one of these slogans written in the Famous Monsters of Filmland font: 1)"I'm a punk-as-fuck Bible member and you're not" 2)"I don't care about apathy" 3)"Too cool to post" 4)"I was watching 'Saved by the Bell' and i saw..." 5)"The 78 elite" 6)"Spinal Remains give me gas" 7)"The mafia's the reason..." 8)"Nyah! Nyah! My collection's bigger than yours!" 9)"I'm Possessed by Wes!" 10)"Post this!" First, pick a slogan and pray to Satan for that one to be chosen (offer him your soul if you really want that slogan to win). Next, Satan tallies up the prayers, and contacts me via my dog to tell me which slogan won. Then, each of you will get the final design tattooed right in the middle of your forehead, so everyone will know you're a hardcore active Bible member. After it's finished, send Mark a picture of you and your tattoo. And if you don't participate in this Bible activity, I will keep calling you lazy. Be seeing you, The New #2 Some Truly Understand My Anonymous Name "Please think about what you're saying..." * ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 15:16:59 +0200 (METDST) From: Franz Ardito Subject: Anarchy in Italy Hello fiends, talking about punk rock, i just came home from Rome today where I went to see the Sex Pistols: the opening bands were (in order of appearance): Paradise Lost, Bad Religion, Slayer, Sepultura, Iggy Pop. It was an all day long concert and it basically rocked. Sepultura was the best band that played, at least until Iggy hit the stage: he just blew everything away: "Raw Power" and "No Fun" being the most intense versions. The Sex Pistols behaved pretty well: they played every tune from "Nevermind the bollocks..." plus "Satellite" and some rests here and there to catch some breath. I have to point out that the singer wasn't Sex Pistols' Johnny Rotten but was PIL's John Lydon (if you know what i mean...) anyways a very interesting show, although it's been a little sad in the end (even though not as much as the last Ramones show they played in my city some time ago), John even sang "I thought it was ITALY, or just another country....." and that kinda liked me: they are good boys after all. PS. I want to thank Chris Ternes for sending me 9 (!) amazing tapes which totally rock: if anybody wants to get some misfits boots at a reasonable price, he's the man to deal with. Thanks again bye franz ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 10:38:10 -0400 (EDT) From: Guero 666 Subject: What's an active member anyhow? =FBFirst off, I'd like to state, first off, that I considethat I am an act= ive=20 member of the bible. I have been a subscriber to the bible for about a yea= r. I read every issue. I am on the IRC channel almost nightly. Although I am= =20 a silent member for several reasons. 1) It seems that people analyze everyone's post cutting each other up=20 on occasion. Look in every issue there is way too much criticism going on. 2) I have no interest in discussing Germany circa 1940's. Nor does the=20 total death toll have any relevence at all to this page - It collects=20 space in my inbox. 3) The meaning of 138??? (enough already - although I am enjoying the=20 comical meanings) 4) Danzig bashing - I am a Danzig fan too - He wrote the music, the bible= =20 wouldn't exist without him 5) Misfits sightings - these are so boring - I don't care to post=20 everytime I see something on TV or everytime my purchase comes to $138.00 6) Post posts are not worthy of discussion - why should I respond to=20 something that is not challenging thought or attempting discussion? Cut this up analyze this and do as you may, but don't call me inactive.=20 Motivate me and the others and perhaps you'll see the bible improve. =F9)Guer666 ------------------------------ Date: 12 JUL 96 10:58:56 EDT From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com I had to unsubscribe my work email address as I'll be on Vaca all next week and my box will fill up fast so all your emails will bounce. I will still recieve it at home and will renew the subscription when i get back on 7/23. Cya all in a week ------------------------------ From: mikes@nit.AirTouch.COM (Mike Schneir) Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #202 Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 23:39:49 -0700 (PDT) I tried to post this earlier, it got bounced back, so sorry if it's in the Bible twice... Well, I haven't posted for a long time, but what with all the "Active member" stuff flying about, I figured what the Hell... >08/18/96 The Fillmore San Francisco, CA Cool, home of some great 60's shows (you know, where they made all those famous Fillmore posters? I think they still make them and hand them out if the show sells out) Anybody else from the SF area on the list? Tickets go on sale this Sunday, the 14th, through BASS (yeeecchhh!) They are $16.50 + $4(effin BASS!) each, plus $2.75 per order "processing charge". You can probably get them at the Fillmore minus the extra charges. Lets sell it out, and get those cool posters. >From: GKichlin@mobile.bam.com >BUT WHO CAN ANSWER THE QUESTION OF THE WEEK WHAT THE HELL IS THIS >"CHICKEN VINDALO" THAT THE RAMONES SING ABOUT??? Sh*t, dude, where do you live? Chicken Vindaloo is a badass, spicy curry-type dish, served with rice and nan at your favorite Indian restaurant. Any fiends in San Diego, check out Callahan's in Mira Mesa. They've got some pretty tasty wings (get the hot or suicide), and they make some good beer, too. >From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com >"Just picture Millhouse in a devilock" Or how 'bout Nelson getting the crap beaten out of him by the band for starting sh*t... My requisite 138 contribution (it's a bit nerdy, but so what): This stupid module I'm working on for a computer program FINALLY worked correctly this morning!! The time it finished compiling? 1:38am (according to the system clock) BTW, I didn't vote for the shirt, so I guess I'm STILL not an active member... forget the notion that even observers affect what they observe (remember quantum physics?). Those 700 subscribers that didn't vote sure pissed off a few people, which caused them to post, and thus affected the Bible's content. It even brought a few of the 700 out to post in reply. Forgive the rambling. I'm so tired. Nothing like 50+ hour work weeks when you don't get paid OT. -mike ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 22:32:38 -0500 From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) Subject: Activity Report... Hello fiends and today i will not let the post take over the entire ending of the bible. I just had to make my point, cause i feel strongly about the Bible and the people involved in it. I had just hoped that by making it a little more interesting more people would find a reason to post or interact with the other fiends. Mark didn't create this for one person and out of the time he takes 3 days a week i would think that we the members could make it just that bit more than your regular run of the mill info on the members of the Misfits. Shit you don't see to many other news lists that have the band actually involved or any of its members hanging out and answering questions. So all i could hope is that the 700 other members will try to make a little change in their routine lives and jump right in and post or get involved in the next activity. Which leads me to a reminder that Monday will be the post for details on the Flaming Mark Special Issue. This is going to be a fun one guys and Bobby and i have some cool prizes for the best posts( obviously the Hurricane passed Florida if i'm posting now). So check out Mondays Bible on how you can get your one and only chance to Flame Mark. Mark you must be really looking forward to this too. As for the Bible T-shirt, well things are going well and Greg is still working hard on refining his design. Once Mark speaks to Kenny we should have more info on ordering, price, and the production of our very own t-shirt. well it's that time again. Till Monday, everyone have a fiendish weekend, i know i will plus i will get to sleep late - novel concept for me after a week of being up a 5am. No UFO's just lots of fucked up people jogging. Who wants to run at 5am. later to all the little fiendies!?! TES777(tammy) ------------------------------------- To contribute to the next issue, please send email to: misfits@virginia.edu For more information, contact Mark Kennedy at: msk4m@watt.seas.virginia.edu For answers to almost all questions, please check The Misfits World Wide Web page before posting, located at: http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m/ The Misfits mailing address is: Misfits Fiend Club | P.O. Box 310 | Vernon, NJ 07462 For more info on the #misfits IRC channel, visit: http://www.localnet.com/~angstboy/misfit.html The views expressed here are those of the individual authors only. MMMM MMMM MMMMM MMMMM FFFFFFFFFFFFF TTTTTTTTTTTTT MMMMM MMMMM III SSSS FFFFF III TTTTTT SSSSS MMMMMM MMMMMM IIII SSSSSSS FFF IIII TTTT SSS SS MMMMMMMMMMMMMM IIII SSSS SS FFFFFFF III TTT SSSS MMM MMMMMM MMM III SSSSS FFFFFF III TTT SSSSSS MMM MMMM MMM III SSSS FFF IIII TTT S SSS MMM MMMM MMM III SSS SSS FFF IIII TTT SSS SSSS M M MM MM II SSSSSS FFF III TT SSSSSSS M F II top Misfits Bible, Number 204 Monday, July 15th 1996 Today's Topics: Re: Misfits Bible, #203 CHICKEN WINGS!!! stooge reunion. Fits are dead active membership tab stuff metallica one thirty ate Last Issue Misfits Bible stooges I've narrowed it down, the time is now... shirts & Seattle raffle - quite a special deal! uneasy listening Selling Comics Asbury Park ALL THE BROWN TOUNGED FIENDS Like, a bunch of crap, and stuff why cant we all just get along nothing The Danzig Chart Unfunny Answer 302# elbiB stifsiM :eR ARMBANDS subscribe Hello Kiddies timesquare Devilock Demo active? FUCKING LAZY ASSES Some Kinks in the Chain... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: _______ Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #203 Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 12:58:39 -0400 (EDT) > From: ERIK LINDBERG > > Now for those of you versed in bootlegs of live shows, (i.e. Mark) > I've got a question. I recently picked up two bootlegged shows. One > says recorded live in L.A. 4/23/81. If I remember correctly, the > Misfits did not play an LA show on that date. I can provide a list of Exactly - they played a show at Michigan Union Ballroom on 4/23/83. This show was recorded and is very common. Whenever any of you have questions about shows, just send me the setlist and I can identify them. mark ------------------------------ Date: 12 JUL 96 13:00:33 EDT From: GKichlin@mobile.bam.com Subject: CHICKEN WINGS!!! SINCE MY LAST POST, I TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT CLUCK U CHICKEN WINGS, AND SOME PEOPLE TOLD ME ABOUT THIER WINGS, SO AS CLUCK U SAY ON THEIR WALL "EAT CHICKEN!!!!!" ME AND JOHNNY CRUNCH EAT THEM BEFORE EVERY CONCERT!! WE EVEN HAD THEM BEFORE LALAPLUSA!!! AND SOUNDGARDEN KICKED MAJOR ASS AT THAT SHOW!!! SO DID THE RAMONES!!! RANSID,I CAN TAKE OR LEAVE THEM, METALICA WAS THE SAME AS THEY ALWAYS ARE!!! THE MYSTERY ACT WAS THE WU-TAN CLAN, WHY RAPPERS?? IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE MISFITS!!! BUT IF IT WAS THEY WOULD HAVE KICKED SOOO MUCH ASS ON STAGE, NO BAND COULD HAVE TOPPED THEIR SHOW!!!! PEACE!!! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 13:21:26 -0400 (EDT) From: Evan P Cordes Subject: stooge reunion. Yes, the rumor that the Stooges are getting back together has been confirmed by both Iggy and Scott Asheton. The reunion will yield an album according to them, but not as mentioned by someone I don't remember for a tour. Not Misfits info, but then I don't have anything to add there. I just read. Thanx for all the info from the past, and hope this is useful to someone. Evan P Cordes PHEEZY>>>>> ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 14:13:28 +0000 From: Glenn Danzig Subject: Fits are dead Dear "fiends", I am writing to fill you in on a little secret. The goddamned misfits are dead. I have heard so much shit about the new misfits and I thought I should set you straight. I wrote the music,lyrics and I chose to end the misfits back in the early 80's because how many times could I say the same thing over and over.... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 11:10:20 -0700 From: Richard Hinojos Subject: active membership mark, nothing personal: the bible is really annoying these days. i love the work on your page, all the info and pics and that wonderful tab! :) but, i guess i'm not an "active member" :\ i don't wanna sound like an old fart, but i thought we did the get-to-know-you issue around #20 or so. i like to feel i contribute, but apparently since i don't post every issue during the school year (cause there are some of us trying to get an education, and hence a good life), or attend a bible dinner, or vote for a t-shirt i don't have a need for, or meet up with a bible crew at a fits concert like a group of deadheads, or make up some cockamamie story about the origin of 138, or vote in the third annual glenn vs. henry debate, or talk about metallica's version(s) of last caress, i am not an active member. whatever. ryq ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 11:14:42 -0700 From: Richard Hinojos Subject: tab looking for some people to get cracking on the tab on mark's page. maybe some of the lurkers can make the 10% happy and do some tab? non-active ------------------------------ From: EvilDieff@aol.com Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 14:50:44 -0400 Subject: stuff activity etc...i don't think you need to post every day to be an active member of the bible. i mean, i don't want everybody to post all the time. could you imagine that? it would be chaos, or more like anarchy than the stupid "punk" version of the definition which i believe is something like kicking ass and not caring what anyone thinks. somebody cut civics class! anyway...i've been around since #66. i've posted my share. i voted for a t-shirt design, even though i didn't really like any very much, i voted for the lesser evil. i contributed to the getting to know you thing (my birthday was never posted, but that's okay). i even tried to get the misfits tribute album going. so, i think i'm active. if i don't post all the time it's because i don't have anything worth contributing. just imagine all 700+ people posting...'nuff said. D.EVIL "...she said, 'how i wish those bats would bite'..." "release the bats", the birthday party ------------------------------ From: Jer138@aol.com Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 16:08:42 -0400 Subject: metallica hey, At lollapalooza july 11th, they played(metallica) last caress, I don't know if it's commen sense to all the head-bangers, but I thought they should have done a shout out to the fit's. Anyway, keep the posts short, In #203 there were like 50 posts about "active members". I think the only one who has to read all this bullshit(god help him) is mark. WHO CARES? ------------------------------ Subject: one thirty ate Date: Fri, 12 Jul 96 17:52:35 EDT From: Blood Feast okay, here's what it's all about. there are 78 active members on the bible, just like "psycho 78" in Horror business. horror business is is on disk one, track three of the box set. Glenn Danzig has been in three bands that play Horror Business (or "horror Biz") when he updated the song for samhain, he said "psycho 88", not seventy eight. now, take disk one of the box set, track three, add the new number for the samhain version, eight, and you get one thirty eight. not to mention that danzig was in three bands that played this sone, and there are three digits in 138, so obviously this song, along with horror business was a tribute to the 78 active members of the misfits bible. there are also 26 letters in the english alphabet, which if all of you look down right now and see, those letters are on your keyboard. subtract 20 from twenty six, Because of the song "20 Eyes", and then you're left with six. write that number for each time glenn played "horror business" with a different band, and you get 666!! now take the three songs we've been discussing, Horror Business (Disk 1, Track 3; Disk 2, Track 17, Disk 3, Track 5, track 14) We Are 138 (Disk 2 Track 25; Disk 4, Track 7) and 20 Eyes (Disk 2 track 14, Disk 3 track 22 and 29). Now take Horror Business, which appears on the box set 4 times (4-1=3, 2x4=8, that gives you 138) We are 138 appears 2 times (this gives you the 2 for the equation from the last song) and finally take 20 eyes, which also appears 4 times ( again 4-1=3, 2x4=8, that gives you 138). take all the nubers from the track listings of the box set, 1,3,2,17,3,5,14,2,25,4,7,2,14,3,22,29, add them all together and you get 153. add five and three and you get 8. take the first and last numbers of 153 and put 8 on the end and what do you get? 138 am I cool or what? love bloodfeast ------------------------------ From: Osito666@aol.com Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 19:59:37 -0400 Subject: Last Issue Neil McAllister's post last issue was beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 19:39:58 -0700 From: Ken Ward Subject: Misfits Bible Well, I finally make my first post. I have listened to the Misfits since 1986, when I found out that the guy who sang for Samhain was in a band in the late '70's and early '80's. Erik Lindberg, your tape was recorded at Al's Bar in Los Angeles circa 1982. Three mistakes before the end of Nike A Go GO, the first song.And I agree, "The Misfits is the best fucking band!" Does anyone wanna buy some vinyl? All my Misfits shit is lost forever in Denver, CO, and the only shit I still have here in Texas is some Samhain and Danzig shit. To the best bidders I have: SAMHAIN "Unholy Passion" 2nd pressing Plan 9 PL9-05 VG+ slight split on side over the word passion in center. About one inch. This is with the burgundy cover. 12" EP. Minimum $30! SAMHAIN "Season of the Dead" Fiend Club West German bootleg. Jockey Club and Unknown Show 1984. Great quality and performance. I had six Samhain bootlegs and this is the BEST!! VG LP Minimum $15 DANZIG "Live in New York" November 1988. Jonesco. Good quality bootleg of a very early Danzig show. 3 Misfits and 1 Samhain song. VG Minimum $15. So anyway, does this mean that I have the priveledge of being 'elite' now, fiends? Just because I've listened to the Misfits since I was 9 years old and didn't find out about them from a Metallica EP, I think I deserve some credit. misfit@slinknet.com ***Hack the heads off little girls and put 'em on my wall*** P.S. The Dead Milkmen played Astro Zombies at their last show in New Orleans. This show was bootlegged, and no one has a copy. I WANT THIS!!! If you have any information, there is a reward, and all e-mailers will remain anonymous. Yeah, whatever. Anok! ------------------------------ From: Paul Hahn Subject: stooges Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 20:47:09 -0400 (EDT) first to whoever mentioned that they might tour again? not very likely. iggy does have the support of ron asherton on some gigs, like the one in motown, haha fuckas. i would say that iggy pop could blow any one off stage anytime, anyplace. the best thrill in my life was iggy sturting around topless screamin "pussy walk" he does to a high number of stooges songs in his live stuff anyways. also on another note chuck bisuits is now the new socoal distortion drummer and they've got a new album out sometime soon. sorta close on both accounts to misfits relativity. -- Paul Hahn You think you're a fine exanple of culture, hahnpaul@acm.msu but you're nothing but a high fashion vulture. Check out the speedball page @ http://www.acm.cps.msu.edu/~hahnpaul/speedball ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 18:34:18 -0700 (MST) From: Ben Todd Subject: I've narrowed it down, the time is now... -From the Western Gates of Hell: Tucson, AZ- (insert squabbling cat sound effects) Whoa! I have to say that issue 203 of the Bible was quite a surprise. It kinda reminds me of the ending of Danzig's "satanika" #3 where that big fuckin' blue beast Dalkiel comes outta no where all pissed off... (Any comments on those comics, BTW? I think the writing kinda blows...) All the rants and responses just kinda caught me off guard is all I'm saying... As far as I'm concerned, I couldn't give a fuck if everyone replies to the Bible. I do, however, enjoy when people do. I don't care if they're funny (JimBison, por ejemplo, has consistently posted some funny as fuck stuff on both the Bible and the OpMan lately--Props, cuz!), informative (eg. Mark's knowledge of every damn thing any of the Misfits has ever done--BTW, what tiolet paper do they prefer? :) ), or whatever. Shit, I won't even say that I don't enjoy the bitchy or "Fuck all of you" posts. Unlike Thumper's parents, I think that it's OK to say something even if it _isn't_ nice. As long as it's interesting... Now, I consider the Bible a forum for people to talk about _anything_. Maybe I'm wrong, but what ties us together here is our common interest in The Misfits. But we are all VERY different people, and I think it is interesting to hear responses about various things from people I might not otherwise have any contact with. Sounds like a Hallmark, doesn't it?: "The Misfits, bringing us all together." Anyway, I understand that some people get a little bent out of shape when topics of discussion don't ALWAYS relate to The Misfits, but who the hell could talk about them ALL THE TIME? In my book that's fanaticism, and it just isn't healthy. So, personally, I have tried to keep on the track with the subject of The Misfits mostly, but sometimes I gotta deviate a little. After all, to quote some corporate slogan I saw, "Different doesn't mean deficient." For example, the subject of Nazi Germany relates to the Misfits, albeit it's a reach, lyrically and because of Glenn's apparent interest in the second world war. I find this stuff fascinating, but others on the Bible may not. That's a shame. I don't really give two shits about every fucking bootleg, or when and where they recorded the shit, but some of you do. That's great--it's just not my cup of tea. Like Chubbs said in his recent post, if you don't like it, just keep scrolling. That's what I do. So, continuing, I find the topic of Nazi Germany a hell of a lot more interesting than, let's say, a discussion about hot wings (Long Wong's is best) and Vindaloo chicken (By the way, have any of you heard CRACKER's "I Hate My Generation"? I swear, it sounds like he's singing "Mahatma Generation.") As far as the "Getting to Know You" and T-shirt voting, I think that many people are interested to see who else likes The Misfits. I'm sure we have all sorts of people on this list, and like I said, The Bible is a cool resource to make contact with people you might never have done so with just because we all like The Misfits. So, I think the bitching about people not cooperating in the "Getting to Know You" was meant to come across more like: "C'mon guys, it would be cool to get to know the people here and see what everybody's about." As for the T-shirt voting, I would have been pleased if more of y'all voted, but hey, it's your choice not to. Again, my take on some of the comments about non-voters were probably just meant to remind you guys that if you didn't vote, NOBODY is gonna listen to YOU BITCH AND MOAN. That's all.. But that's just my opinion. I simply think that the Misfits Bible is a forum for 'Fits fans to talk about anything, especially the band. If you don't like it, respond or just keep scrolling. If ya got something to say, then say it. If someone jumps all over your case, tell 'em to fuck off, or whatever plan of action suits your fancy. But don't be a whining sissy, OK? I'll agree that it takes two to have a conversation, which is basically what this Bible thing is: an exchange of information like a conversation--one to speak and the other to listen. But eventually, the speaker gets tired of talking, and wants to hear what the listener has to say. As some of you have noticed, some of the topics on the Bible have gotten kinda dull and/or silly lately--So why not add something? Why not throw in your own comments or start a NEW, MORE INTERESTING discussion? Just a suggestion. Do what you want, contribute or don't. But I prefer variety myself... +++++++++++++ RICHARD DURAN: Hey, I'll be at the Tucson show at the Paragon. I'm coming almost straight from the airport show, though, so I might be late. No big loss as far as I'm concerned--Just as long as I see all of The Misfits' set. Anyway, e-mail me directly if yer gonna be there. COMMENTS ON GLENN: Last issue, someone said that Danzig was touring with Def Leppard a few years ago, and the singer or somebody from the band (I thought it would have been the drummer) decked Glenn, and Glenn just walked away. It may have been humility or something, but i just can't understand that. I'm not a real violent guy, but if one of those pansey-ass limey butt-rock hair-farmers decked me, I'd do all in my power to damage him. I would have expected different from Glennard. THEN, in Bible issue 203, someone posted an article about The Misfits (sorry I can't remember who) getting back together and how Jerry and Doyle were escorted by security at Glenn's request from his hotel when Jerry and Doyle were trying to ask Glennif he wanted to get back together. I find this information very disconcerting if it's true. I don't worship Glennard or anything, but you'd just kinda expect more common decency, especially when dealing with your (former?) friends. Well, that's all for now, Fiends. Feel free to comment on my stuff (or not :)), or even flame me. Just make it interesting, OK? Until then... "I guess I'll just keep on rambling," Ben(ito) ############################################################################## "We're just a wrecking crew, bored boys with nothing to do..." -The Adolescents Ben Todd toddb@gas.uug.arizona.edu http://gas.uug.arizona.edu/~toddb ############################################################################## ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 96 20:45 PDT From: kent Subject: shirts & Seattle In last weeks episode - >From: Richard Hinojos > ................ > have you ever thought that maybe some people aren't interested in a bible > shirt? have you ever seen a shirt with a URL on it? blah. I saw SisterMachineGun a few weeks back, and they have shirts with their URL and e-mail address on it. (www.smg.org if anyone cares). And no, i didn't vote, cuz the last thing i need is another 'rock' t-shirt. SMG were selling Zippos too, maybe if there was a Bible lighter... And is there anyone from the Vancouver area going to the Seattle and/or Portland shows? A few of us from Victoria will be heading down for sure, maybe we'll meet up somewhere - e-mail me. Instead of passive/active howzabout benign/malignant? ....kent... "Well I'm just a modern guy, of course I've had it in the ear before..." ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 23:50:15 -0400 (EDT) From: i Subject: raffle - quite a special deal! On AUgust tenth, I will be holding a raffle live on the Internet for Mark's original disk, a hard copy of the Misfits Book, and various xeroxes of rare rare pictures and flyers from Mark's own collection. This is not a joke. To enter, look at the news page, or just send your dollar to: David Jacobs 505 16th. St. NW Apt. #5 Charlottesville, VA 22903 (804) 295 4475 this is a once in a lifetime chance, fiends! -->djacobs@cs.oberlin.edu http://cs.oberlin.edu/~djacobs/ ------------------------------ From: Ronald Barned Subject: uneasy listening Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 01:41:03 -0500 hello, just got uneasy listening & it's great. later, kyle ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 05:28:32 -0700 From: Dave Naked Subject: Selling Comics Fiends---- Im selling a bunch of autographed comics (all real, i got signed myself...only some have certificates though) and they are as follows: A.Spiderman #300 by T.M./Spawn by T.M./XO Manofwar #1 by J.Q.,J.P./Batman #500 by J.Q./Evil Ernie "the resurrection" #1 by J.Q., J.P., M.M./Xfactor#92 by J.Q./SpMn 2099#1 by P.D./Zen collecters edition by S.S./TMNT #52 by P.L./Tribe#1 by T.J., L.S./Tribe#1 by L.S./Iron Man296 by N.Y./NightStalkers #3 by R.G. Feel free to email me with any question, or to make an offer on any of the above... dave ------------------------------ From: Bile666@aol.com Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 12:21:53 -0400 Subject: Asbury Park I called Ticketmaster this morning and it's confirmed that the Misfits show in Asbury Park at the Convention Hall has been cancelled. Why I have no idea. The person I spoke to didn't know why. What I do know is that the Convention Hall has recently been refurbished so perhaps whoever books the acts that perform there changed their minds and didn't want that type of show going on there. I don't see why the Misfits themselves would cancel just that one show if it wasn't something to do with some business problem behind the scenes with the owner or manager of the hall. Who knows. All I know is that this really sucks. First I can't see that White Zombie show I've been waiting to see, the Smashing Pumpkins concert I've been looking forward to was canceled/post-poned because the keyboard player kicked off, and now this. This really has been a disheartening chain of events. I guess when it rains, it pours. Hopefully I'll be able to make it to the action park show so maybe the summer won't be entirely concert-less ... - BILE666. ------------------------------ From: cbmed@cdx.net Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 11:46:07 -0400 Subject: ALL THE BROWN TOUNGED FIENDS Some of you (actually most of you) are whiney, ass-kissing, hurtsacks. Do you talk to everyone like you do in your posts? ie. CG is right, kiss kiss, tounge tounge. Of course he's right! It's not that fucking hard to tell the difference between active and passive, yet many of you treat him like the next Messiah. I couldn't give a shit if he was dead wrong. All you're tounges are brown from shit. If CG died most of you would probably commit suicide! You are pathetic. Although CG offers a lot of insight, and his often one track opinions amuse me, I don't get down on my knees and pray to his sceptre of love. Sure, if I was in New Jersey, I'd offer to buy him a coffee, but only to be friendly. Some of you fiends should really get out more. This post will get flamed, oh well. Perhaps I'll pull a Kurt. NO. I don't care! Flames are an opinion, and most of you dumb-assed pansies don't have one. Most of the people in here are fence sitters. (If you don't know what that is you are one!) Actually most of you are sheep. Following the Crimson sheppard. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. As for Mark, you don't have to give him head to be on the bible. He's just a guy who, somehow, has enough time to do all this shit. WOW. Let's make him a god. You treat him like Jesus (minus the nasty cross thing). For all we know he could be a child molestor, hunting for children in heat. All I'm saying is that many of you have poor social skills, and make me sick. In fact I hope most of you die so that I don't get a huge order of shit in my e-mail box. Some of you are nice, you know who you are. I expect many a wasted post trying to insult me, but I don't care what you think, and I certainly don't care about you. So go to HELL!!!!!! Have a nice summer all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS-95% of the quotes suck! Who's laughing now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa _________ ()_________) Here's a paper towel roll ___________^_ _/ __ __ __ *\_ \_____________/ \- \- Here's a hamster. Shove it up your ass. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee piss- The only reason I've wasted this much time on you is because I'm at work, and I have nothing to do. ------------------------------ From: MDPPix@aol.com Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 20:44:46 -0400 Subject: Like, a bunch of crap, and stuff Salutations denizens, First, to all of you who never post, FUCK YOU Second, to all of you who post religiously every issue (Mark and Bobby excluded for obvious reasons) FUCK YOU I'M FUCKING SICK OF READING SHIT ON WHO IS AN ACTIVE MEMBER AND WHO IS NOT. GET A LIFE. I'm here to find info on my favorite band in the galaxy. Maybe you're not, but that does not give you the right to fill up the whole issue with CRAP about who is active and who is not. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ANYWAY! I'm perfectly content being myself, if that is active or not I don't care. Now then, Does anyone know where I can pick up a copy of some Kryst the Conquerer and the Undead on CD, Cassete, or Vinyl? I live in Chicago so someone with knowledge of this city would definetely help me in my search. Anyone interested in an insane/punk/ska/blues/insane/misfits-esque/insane/garage band by the name of the Totally Bitchin' Rubber Chickens please please please please, do I have to beg, please e-mail me at MDPPix@aol.com Be seein' ya Nick Chicken Zounds I said when I saw them all ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jul 96 11:52:12 -0700 From: John Boyer Subject: why cant we all just get along it seems that every time i read the bible all the people that are talking are just talking about how bad it is not to post. why dont you all just forget about those people and get on with your lives? seems to me that 138 is all the posts that are centered around bashing inactive members ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jul 96 11:58:30 -0700 From: John Boyer Subject: nothing 1) i think it is a good idea to have a contest where everyone makes up what they think 138 means 2)mark or anyone- i live in a redneck state called missouri and was wounderinng if the misfits were coming anywhere around heree 3)i am always on irc at #misfits and does anyone know if ^hepcat^ ever talks? i have never seen him thanks karatejon we are 138! ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jul 1996 21:13:31 +0200 (MET DST) From: Dalkiel Subject: The Danzig Chart Hello everyone, its time to vote for the three best/worst Danzig songs. Zoom your browsers at http://home.sol.no/soelvber/danchart.htm - I need your vote. Dalkiel ------------------------------ From: MR OSIRIS N PAIN Date: Sun, 14 Jul 1996 15:33:02, -0500 Subject: Unfunny Answer Bash me if you want, but remember, you asked for posts....... My guess about this 138 business is really weird, but I think it's backed up by some of the song's lyrics. 138, in my mind, is a referrence to the George Lucas movie THX-1138 (somebody's probably already guessed this, and if so, excuse me for using your precious bible space). The movie is about people in the future, stripped of all their humanity and living much like robots. As you'll note, some lyrics from "We Are 138" run along similar lines to this plot (i.e., "Is it time to be an android, not a man"......."the pleasantries are gone, we're stripped of all we were", etc). There, I posted....can I join the club now? -OS ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 17:49:58 -0700 From: "Paul S. Deming" Subject: 302# elbiB stifsiM :eR My copy of Bible #203 cut off at CG's "last time." I don't think it was supposed to do that, unless I missed a bunch of posts when I skipped that long-assed list of Misfits what, where, when, and how. Don't think I don't appreicate that list, but why not just give us the fucking link??? Am I the only person with a slow mail server? My comp erased a bunch of old MBs somehow when I was switching directories. Just thought you'd like to know. Have a nice day, you motherfucking fiends! ;^) Subject: ARMBANDS ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET ARMBANDS LIKE JERRY HAS? IM ALSO LOOKING FOR THE ARMBAND FROM PINK FLOYD WITH THE TWO HAMMERS MINOR MISFITS SIGHTING... the lead singer from a band named the victims, was wearing a pushead t-shirt and he had his hair in a devilock at the last show. Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the age of the rise of the sons of aryas, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars... Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, black haired, sullen eyed, sword in hand a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet. Robert E Howard THE NEMEDIAN CHRONICLES. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 16:30:29 -0700 From: ghouls@ix.netcom.com (Brandon Caylor ) Subject: subscribe Greetings, Fiends!! I am a long-time Misfits maniac, and I just recently found this page. I have read nearly every review of the shows, and I can't wait till they come to Calif!!! I will definately be at the SF show in August. Thanks a million for keeping the fans interested. The return of one of the greatest bands is like a godsend!!! Tell them I said so. Thanks, and thanks for sending the Misfits Bible! :-) Brandon (ghouls) ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jul 1996 18:02:01 PST Subject: Hello Kiddies From: andy van langen Hello fiendz I really don't care if I get flamed for this, I just got something to say[I killed a baby today] There IS an argument for short,substantive Bible posts. If the Bible is over 100 K, people like Bobby, HellHound, and myself on smaller servers cannot get the Bible. Danzig sightings are cool enuff, but we've been talking about that shitty rollerblade movie for 2 weeks now! I admit that I add a touch of spam to the Bible, but at least I start some conversations and get some feedback. I'm not just saying "here I am,deal with me" I actually do have some Fits stuff to ask about here. Does anyone have a CG stencil like the one Eerie talks about in the box set notes? I want to put it on my car like the old Firebirds had the screaming phoenix on the hood.Also, please address comments on my poetry to me here or at azazel@juno.com. thanks Amara ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vivisect To vivisect me I must be willing But I want to be raped To be rent To be sliced like rotting meat You think you hurt me But torture is blissful Bringing me closer to sweet death If I could, I would cut myself open And bleed across the floor You do it for me And edge me closer to the release I welcome the razor I accept your crown of thorns Sticking in my brain You erase who I was And God awaits me with open claws So do your worst ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Write to me and tell me what you think. -A ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jul 1996 21:56:24 -0400 (EDT) From: WiCkEdKiNgWiCkEr Subject: timesquare i saw timesquare on saturday, they were really good, they sound sort of like hmmm blend of two bands i can't quite place, and is really bothering me... i want to say elvis hitler, but thats only because they both cover yummy yummy yummy. um, i guess that doesn't really help, but they are good and worth checking out. some 12 year old kid called the drummer a bitch and later got the crap kicked out of him by a bunch of people outside... almost everyone ran out to watch and bobby even tried to peek out the door and see what all the commotion was about. oh yeah one of the guys who set everything up was running around like an idiot and fucking clocked me upside the head bursting a blood vessel in my eye. maybe if i go there again i'll return the favor and kick him in the head the next time he goes sprawling about. :.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: Jess Cyphers Asenath WiCkEdKiNgWiCkEr cyphersj@polaris.ncs.nova.edu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am the ruler of an invisible empire. My loyal subjects i will reward. My enemies i will destroy... Friends? Did it ever occur to you that friendship is at its best a rather doubtful asset. I don't want friends. I shall have followers, worshippers, people who will obey me because they realize my greatness! -Abbot & Costello Meet the Invisible Man- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: We used to hate people; now we just make fun of them. It's more effective that way... KMFDM ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 14 Jul 1996 22:48:09 -0400 (EDT) From: KEITH "GWAR" NOSS Subject: Devilock Demo Hey butt-nuts, I just wanted to let anyone who is interested know that my band Devilock has just finished our new demo with the following tunes: Horror Hotel London Dungeon Bullet Some Kinda Hate Halloween As I did with our previous demo, I would like to make this available to all you fiends. We dont make any money off of them, so, as before, they will be $4 (for the cost of a tape and postage). For those of you who have our previous demo, this one is of much better quality, sound wise and playing wise. So, if your interested in hearing what we sound like; E-mail me and I'll get one out to you right away. As always, let me point out that the Misfits are 100% behind what we do and Glenn has said that he doesnt mind it. In fact, I'm hoping to get Jerry and the boys to endorse the band in some way when they return to Cleveland. I'm just mentioning this because someone always inevitably posts back with some crack smoking comment about us ripping off the Misfits and Glenn. Also, I'd like to get in touch with the guys who were putting together the tribute album for the Bible, but I seemed to have lost your names and addresses. We'd like to send you out a copy of the new tape. E-mail me please if you are one of the aforementioned guys or you know how to get in touch with them. (Mark?) And last but not least, I'm not sure if this is the sort of thing you're looking for but, Patricia (Denmother), you said something about photos for the calendar. I'd love to send you a photo of Devilock, if you want. That way, if Jerry endorses the band you'll have a photo of "The Official Tribute Band of The Misfits." :) On that same note, I think a lot of people are confused as to just what the calendar is going to be all about. That may be why you're not getting much of a response. I mean, will it be a Misfits calendar (with only photos of them) or more of a Bible calendar (with fiend artwork and photos and related what-nots?) Just curious. Fill us in, if you'd like. Alright, enough of my babble. Later, The Noss Devilock ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 00:18:08 -0400 (EST) From: Tyler Buckmaster Subject: active? Ohhkay...just because I didn't vote for the TSHIRT i'm not an active member....hmmmm...I did give my birthday for the calendar, I did give a review of the toronto show that I was at and I even threw in some questions and some cheesy misfits sightings (I did NOT post about Saved b.t. Bell =) Jeez...I guess I might as well be removed from the bible for not voting for a bible shirt for which to tell you the truth I dont care what is on it...It's a cool idea and I'll probably get one but I really didn't care what was on it....Just get off of your holier than thow kicks and just appreciate that there is over 700 people who are dedicated enuf to subscribe to a band newslisting! Not everyone has questions - I had a few, posted and they were answered. Do you want a post like "I'm here but I saw a parking meter that read1:38 bye"? Thats retarded...Perhaps people aren't interested in contests or t shirts..get off their backs... Anyways...I just started kickboxing and the place I train thereare guys that take Jeet kune Do- the same as Glenzig...that stuff is just too insane and I'd have to say that he'd literally KILL 'ol Henry... Oh Shit....you guys tricked us..now because we've gotten so upset about not be the ELITE 78 or whatever that we've all posted...damn you ! CAiN ------------------------------ From: Mark Causer Subject: FUCKING LAZY ASSES Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 18:07:55 GMT Uhhhh Hi. Feeling a little stung after being called one of the "FUCKING LAZY ASSES " (as it was so nicely put), I thought I'd better post....... Though ive been reading the Bible from somewhere round issue 90 (I think - My Email got trashed last month), ive not posted before, but didn't know that was a problem. I tend to be someone who listens more than blowing my mouth off all the time. If I have something to say I will join in. Ive entered some of the comps (Ok Mark - so I took time sending the money over for the Poster), I did the Let's Get To Know Each Other Issue earlier in the year. I don't see the point in Emailing in saying "The Misfits are fuckin cool" or whatever. We all know that or we wouldn't be here. As far as I was aware this bible was to spread information about Misfits and related bands. I get all my info from the Bible. As yet Ive not had any info to spread. Who wants to know whether Ive got the EAD Gold CD, or an original copy of Unholy Passion? I seem to have had all my questions on the Misfits, Samhain,Danzig and the Undead answered without having to ask. I didn't manage to get to see the Misfits when they were over here so I can't review a gig for you, so I have to make do with reading other peoples reviews and feeling gutted that Ive not seen them. (Yet!) I didn't vote for a T-Shirt as I shan't be buying one (I did check them out though). I'm just not into being "one of the club" with my Bible T-Shirt. Whats so wrong with just reading the Bible anyway? Does it harm anyone? The only person I can see it affects is Mark. He has to collate EMails and send them out. I apologise to CG for this post as I am doing one of the things he was complaining about. Complaining in my first post. But in some respects isn't that what you wanted? Im assuming Your and Tammy made the comments to spur people into doing SOMETHING. Well It worked. Whether I post again will remain to be seen. I'm quite happy being a passive member. The last thing I'll say is a quote from CG's FAQ on the Bible "Tell all the fiends you know about this list and talk whenever you feel like it." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MC ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 00:49:58 -0500 From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) Subject: Some Kinks in the Chain... Hello to all the fiendies - I guess its time for me to clear up this big mess that I seem to have begun. First off to Bob, well thank you for admiting you were wrong and participating. Plus i was happy to see that someone knows something about cooking in this place, i have had Chicken Vindaloo though Indian food is not one of my all time faves. Its between Italian and Thai. This is one think i must clear up first *POSTING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, I NEVER SAID THAT YOU HAD TO POST TO BE ACTIVE. MATTER OF FACT I SAID I KNOW SEVERAL BIBLE MEMBERS THAT ARE ACTIVE YET CHOOSE NOT TO OR EVERY SO OFTEN POST*. To the others since way to many of you had something to say: 1) The crap about having no life cause of the way i post or run these things, well to clear that up i work 40 - 50 hours a week at a TV station designing television graphics, i workout 4 - 5 days a week for about 1 1/12 to 2 hours a night(though i do all cardio, i will not get back to weight lifting till after i finish school) i have my friends i spend time with and was dating a guy who turned out to be a bomb. Yet i do make time to play with all the fiendies on the bible. In short i am very busy and not some waste that spend every waking moment on the internet or e-mail. 2) I see that some of you agree and some don't about active and non active. All i tried to do here is make a more social place in the bible. I never said everyone had to participate yet it would be cool if you did. If you want to just sit and read three times a week that is cool too, but shit you can buy a magazine and do that. This place has always been different then most news listings and the discusions have not always been your basic run of the mill lets talk Misfits, Samhain, Danzig, Undead 24 hours a day. We do get carried away on other topics which is good. So I'm not G-d, and you don't have to come and play if you don't want to, but i will not just sit back and watch this place go total boring either. I will still be posting my heart out and screaming in your eyes every so often when need be. To all the new members that just came into this I'm glad you joined and i hope this insanity will not scare you off. We do have are moments and not always sane ones at that. Most go by name of Misfits related stuff, others interesting names like Denmother Patricia, oh and that yuts giving crap about her name. Buddy she's here and we are lucky to have her just like Bobby. Who else was around when the Misfits were still together!?! I don't see anyone else with cool stories about the old days. Plus we are lucky to have a Misfits member here too. I don't know anyone else I'm happy to know and also puked on John Lennon's shoes. Plus both have participated in everything. 4) By the way AZ i take you up on the activity tell me what you want to do with the 138 and we'll let it rip after the Flaming issue. Give me a write. 5) Like any of you would dare think i'd let that one go!?! Now on to bigger fish to fry: We have a new Activity but this contest is for everyone. ***Flaming Mark Special Issue*** This is how it goes, you the bible members get you one major chance to Flame Mark, yes Mark the guy that created Misfits Central, Samhain Central and The Misfits Bible. Most of you think or feel he is beyond reproach. That how could you ever flame Mark, well now is the time. You have till Wednesday 24, 10PM to send in you flames to me. Yes that give you a week and a 2 day to come up with the most amazing flame and will be in the special issue for Friday July 26. There will be a judging of all done by Me and Bobby Steele, who came up with this contest in the first place. The Top 4 will win some cool stuff, which is still being discussed. Though it will probably be stuff from Bobby's stash and i will kick in a 5 to 5 1/2 hours of live Misfits, Samhain and Danzig footage and some other goodies i have around my collection(no none of you are getting my Cough/Cool which i only need one more signature for). So let's get cracking. Once in a life time chance can not just slip through you fingers. Plus not excuses, all you have to do is write. No brain surgery or having to have fast modems to look at artwork. The rest of the prizes will be listed in the next bible. Good luck and i'm sure you guys will have some original FLAMES!!! Well i might have semi normal hours for work tomorrow but it's time to say later till the next issue. If you are still not happy with what was said or feel like this has messed up the way you want to be in the bible, to fucking bad. Then you post and make your own effort or just make believe this is a tri-weekly magazine and have nothing to do with the other Bible Members. Later to all you happy fiends everywhere!?! TES777(Tammy) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 08:24:40 -0700 From: Richard Hinojos Subject: despise you if you like the aggression of earth ad, you may enjoy this west coast power-violence: Despise You/Crom split 7" Loud & Ugly Vol.2 7" featuring: eyehategod floor despise you apartment 213 thug Despise You/Suppression split 7" Despise You/PCP Scapegoat split 7" Despise You/Stapled Shut split 7" Left Back/Let Down dbl 7" compilation featuring: stapled shut crom despise you spazz one 7" - $3US dbl 7" - $5US outside us, add $2US Postage paid, first class if you can tell us what kind of store Dana Plato knocked off. ummm... we'll send it first class, anyway. US cash or money order payable to Carlos Reveco Gemini Distribution 14341 Inglewood Ave. #116 Hawthorne, CA 90250 this is good ol' west coast power-violence music. not everybody would understand. no apologies to the 10%. sorry, mark, for using the bible to advertise. :) ------------------------------------- To contribute to the next issue, please send email to: misfits@virginia.edu For more information, contact Mark Kennedy at: msk4m@watt.seas.virginia.edu For answers to almost all questions, please check The Misfits World Wide Web page before posting, located at: http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m/ The Misfits mailing address is: Misfits Fiend Club | P.O. Box 310 | Vernon, NJ 07462 For more info on the #misfits IRC channel, visit: http://www.localnet.com/~angstboy/misfit.html The views expressed here are those of the individual authors only. MMMM MMMM MMMMM MMMMM FFFFFFFFFFFFF TTTTTTTTTTTTT MMMMM MMMMM III SSSS FFFFF III TTTTTT SSSSS MMMMMM MMMMMM IIII SSSSSSS FFF IIII TTTT SSS SS MMMMMMMMMMMMMM IIII SSSS SS FFFFFFF III TTT SSSS MMM MMMMMM MMM III SSSSS FFFFFF III TTT SSSSSS MMM MMMM MMM III SSSS FFF IIII TTT S SSS MMM MMMM MMM III SSS SSS FFF IIII TTT SSS SSSS M M MM MM II SSSSSS FFF III TT SSSSSSS M F II top Misfits Bible, Number 205 Wednesday, July 17th 1996 Today's Topics: Ternes is back Legit? Re: Misfits Bible, #202 Re: Misfits Bible, #204 Misfits Show In Missouri. Last (pffft) issue..... Misfit Sighting! hey danzig! couple o' things The shocking return of a lazy ass Bible #204 Howdy.. Re: Misfits Bible, #204 Re: Misfits Bible, #204 armbands Another MB (no subject) tammy clearing things up Misfits bible Cheerleader Tammy juno-long posts about stupid shit like who is an active member more raffle info! why wait? 138! Re: Misfits Bible, #204 MILWAUKEE METALFEST & ATARI GAMES!!! famous monsters of filmland everything Ressurected! 1015 Half St, SE just a few quick comments Reno Flyers for SF show as regards the Fiend Calendar 1997 What is going on... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: ChristoTer@aol.com Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 12:12:18 -0400 Subject: Ternes is back All right fiends, I'm back from NY. The highlight was being five feet away from Sarah Jessica Parker..... Back to business. I have a LOT of tapes to make. I mean, over 20, so there may be a couple delays in getting your tapes. However, everything should be done by the end of the week. I'm also going to be including some promo stuff for some people, and one lucky and lovely young lady will get a free shirt. As far as D-Rod's "B-Movie Maddness". Did I read correctly he was selling it for $2? Goddamn! Listen fiends, this is a great tape. This guy put a lot of time and effort into going out, getting the flicks, and editing this tape up. GET IT! It is a must to all collections. It is very cool to hear a line from the flick that inspired the song before that song. I especially like the Night of the Living Dead and Die, Die My Darline clips. Creepy! Listen for two bucks, YOU NEED TO GET IT. Good good stuff. NO, Sepultura will not be at the Metal Fest. I've heard a lot of bad bad rumors about this. "Yeah man, Slayer, Pantera, King Diamond and Megadeth are gonna be there" No no no. The big acts are Misfits/Anthrax/Gwar/Cannibal Corpse/Life of Agony/Internal Bleeding. ie, NO SLAYER, nor any band in the section in quotations. Although Slayer will be at Irving Plaza in early August. Chris ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 11:20:25 -0500 From: ^HepCat^ Subject: Legit? >From: Glenn Danzig >Subject: Fits are dead > >Dear "fiends", >I am writing to fill you in on a little secret. The >goddamned misfits are dead. I have heard so much shit about the new >misfits and I thought I should set you straight. I wrote the >music,lyrics and I chose to end the misfits back in the early 80's >because how many times could I say the same thing over and over.... ok, *if* you are who you say you are, I would just like to tell you, YOU SUCK, theonly time you were *ANY* good was when you were in the fits, so eat my ass peace and love to all that feel the same way, to others, lick my colon :) "You grow up and you calm down, working for the clampdown" The Clash ------------- ^HepCat^ ------------- ------------------------------ Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #202 Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 10:35:10 -0600 (MDT) From: Richard Duran > 08/31/96 Action Park Vernon, NJ hey, the last date listed is 8/31! (for the thinking impaired, reverse this to get 13/8.) )-> gut-ripper <-( "there's only one girl in the world for me, and she probably lives in tahiti" ------------------------------ From: _______ Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #204 Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 12:56:00 -0400 (EDT) > From: EvilDieff@aol.com > was never posted, but that's okay). i even tried to get the misfits tribute > album going. so, i think i'm active. if i don't post all the time it's > because i don't have anything worth contributing. just imagine all 700+ > people posting...'nuff said. > D.EVIL Right on, Evil Don. > Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 18:34:18 -0700 (MST) > From: Ben Todd > Subject: I've narrowed it down, the time is now... > > THEN, in Bible issue 203, someone posted an article about The > Misfits (sorry I can't remember who) getting back together and how Jerry > and Doyle were escorted by security at Glenn's request from his hotel > when Jerry and Doyle were trying to ask Glennif he wanted to get back > together. I find this information very disconcerting if it's true. This is 100% true. Jerry and Doyle attempted to talk to Glenn about joining their band in several ways. After the Danzig show in Red Bank, NJ in April of '95, Doyle, John Grimm, and Jerry went over to his hotel room and sent Doyle up to Glenn's door to talk to him. After knocking several times, Doyle was escorted out by security. I think this was Glenn's way of avoiding any sort of face-to-face discussion, confrontation, and it got the message across. > From: cbmed@cdx.net > As for Mark, you don't have to give him head to be on the bible. > He's just a guy who, somehow, has enough time to do all this shit. WOW. > Let's make him a god. You treat him like Jesus (minus the nasty cross > thing). For all we know he could be a child molestor, hunting for children > in heat. Woah! First I was a piece of cheese, and now I'm a potential child molestor. I feel that "Flame Mark" issue coming... > From: MDPPix@aol.com > Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 20:44:46 -0400 > Subject: Like, a bunch of crap, and stuff > > Does anyone know where I can pick up a copy of some Kryst the Conquerer > and the Undead on CD, Cassete, or Vinyl? I live in Chicago so someone with > knowledge of this city would definetely help me in my search. The Kryst EP is long out of print, but I've got an online catalog of Undead merchandise up on the Undead page that Bobby and I have set up, and Bobby can probably supply you with up to the minute details on what's still available - email undead@juno.com. > Date: Sun, 14 Jul 96 11:58:30 -0700 > From: John Boyer If I'm not mistaken, the Misfits played at Mississippi Nights in St. Louis a few weeks ago. I know that's on the very edge of Missouri, but that's probably the only place in the state they'll ever play. > From: "Paul S. Deming" > My copy of Bible #203 cut off at CG's "last time." I don't think it was > supposed to do that, unless I missed a bunch of posts when I skipped that > long-assed list of Misfits what, where, when, and how. Don't think I > don't appreicate that list, but why not just give us the fucking link??? If I give the link, I get a bunch of personal messages from the people who don't have web access, or the time to check the page. It's easier for me to answer potential questions by supplying the answers before the questions are asked. I don't know why your issue got cut, but a lot of Internet servers don't allow messages larger than 100Kbytes or 50K to go through completely. I know that AOL used to break messages up, and some servers just bounce the messages back. That's what happens when members get too active. (just kidding Tammy). > From: Russ Rockefeller > ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET ARMBANDS LIKE JERRY HAS? Occasionally Jerry gives his out at the shows. > From DanzigG@evillive.com By the way fiends, this was a joke, just like that Wes Thomas crap from a few months ago. Don't you think Glenn would know how to spell Evilive correctly? Also, Glenn doesn't go to school at bc.edu, where this message originated. mark ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 11:58:00 -0500 From: Brian Cox Subject: Misfits Show In Missouri. >2)mark or anyone- i live in a redneck state called missouri and was >wounderinng if the misfits >were coming anywhere around heree The Misfits came to St.Louis a while ago but I don't know about K.C. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 12:52:55 -0400 From: Crimson Ghost Subject: Last (pffft) issue..... More bile and venom from yours truly..... >Subject: one thirty ate >Blood Feast >okay, here's what it's all about. there are 78 active members >on the bible, just like "psycho 78" in Horror business. horror >business is is on disk one, track three of the box set. Glenn >Danzig has been in three bands that play H.... -------------- now that's the funniest fucking thing I've read in a long time! how ya doin ben? >From: MDPPix@aol.com >Subject: Like, a bunch of crap, and stuff > >Salutations denizens, > First, to all of you who never post, FUCK YOU > Second, to all of you who post religiously every issue (Mark and Bobby >excluded for > obvious reasons) FUCK YOU > I'M FUCKING SICK OF READING SHIT ON WHO IS AN ACTIVE MEMBER AND > WHO IS NOT. GET A LIFE. I'm here to find info on my favorite band in >the galaxy. Hey dick wad if all you want is information go to the fucking web page. There's tons of info there, don't piss & moan on a discussion group that there isn't enough information posted. Even you fucking losers with AOL accounts can access the web, miracles never cease! http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m as a matter of fact take that shitty browser you got and mark that URL as a favorite place, then take yer fucking computer and stick it up your fucking ass. I've choosen to single you out because, well, your an annoying little fool. And number two what is the "OBVIOUS reason for excluding Bobby" ?? I would have to say that Bobby Steele tends to spew some of the most jaded, vindictive, Self-promoting, Dogmatic Bullshit ever posted on here. But hey he's excused for obvious reasons.. Yeah he was a fucking Misfit, Big Deal! You, my friend, need to find a life, you need something to focus your energy on. You obviously have no taste in music. <"I'm here to find info on my favorite band in the galaxy."> wow - their a fucking novelty act, always were, if they are your favorite band in the galaxy, shhhhheeez I need not go on. > Does anyone know where I can pick up a copy of some Kryst the Conquerer >and the Undead on CD, Cassete, or Vinyl? I live in Chicago so someone with >knowledge of this city would definetely help me in my search. HA, too bad you're such an asshole.. I have one other copy of the KTC EP on cassette and I would have gladly given it to you for free. all you had to do was post a nice normal post like a human fucking being. exp: > Does anyone know where I can pick up a copy of some Kryst the Conquerer >and the Undead on CD, Cassete, or Vinyl? I live in Chicago so someone with >knowledge of this city would definetely help me in my search. but, NO you had to be an asshole, too bad........ >From: MR OSIRIS N PAIN >Date: Sun, 14 Jul 1996 15:33:02, -0500 > >Bash me if you want, but remember, you asked for posts....... > >My guess about this 138 business is really weird, but I think it's >backed up by some of the song's lyrics. 138, in my mind, is a >referrence to the George Lucas movie THX-1138 (somebody's probably >already guessed this, and if so, excuse me for using your precious >bible space). The movie is about people in the future, stripped of >all their humanity and living much like robots. As you'll note, some >lyrics from "We Are 138" run along similar lines to this plot (i.e., >"Is it time to be an android, not a man"......."the pleasantries are >gone, we're stripped of all we were", etc). Actually, yes, this has been posted many times before. (it's ok) This is exactly what the song is about. Fuck the Self-Righteous Denmother with her bullshit about numerology, that's bullshit. It is about thx-1138. I don't care if Glenny told her it was about something else. Personally I'm sure he did, I'm also sure he was talking out his ass. Trying to sound Occulter-than-fuck. >From: WiCkEdKiNgWiCkEr >Subject: timesquare > >i saw timesquare on saturday, they were really good, Fuck yeah! I enjoyed the hell out of 'em! Bobby, is cool as shit as long as you keep him focused on times square. His misfits memories are real mean and well F the flat and frisbee like skull of the Undead........ Tammy said: >Now on to bigger fish to fry: > >We have a new Activity but this contest is for everyone. >***Flaming Mark Special Issue*** >This is how it goes, you the bible members get you one major chance to >Flame Mark, yes Mark the guy that created Misfits Central, Samhain Central >and The Misfits Bible. Most of you think or feel he is beyond reproach. >That how could you ever flame Mark, well now is the time. JEsus, tammmy I was just kidding .... besides I don't need A special issue to "flame" mark. I'll flame him whenever the fuck I feel like it. He's my friend and has been so for a long time, if I feel like letting him have it I will. btw: Fuck you Mark, The bible was my idea in the first place........ c yas hehehehehhe (can't believe how ludicrous this has all become!) ~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~ "...homosexual up the ass homosexual second class homosexual jerk me off homosexual go get lost..." - j.foulwell The Crimson Ghost - crmsngst@planet.net http://www.planet.net/CrimsonGhost/ Operator's Manual http://www.planet.net/CrimsonGhost/om -=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 10:51:50 -0600 From: Michael Link > > Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 14:13:28 +0000 > From: Glenn Danzig > Subject: Fits are dead > > Dear "fiends", > I am writing to fill you in on a little secret. The > goddamned misfits are dead. I have heard so much shit about the new > misfits and I thought I should set you straight. I wrote the > music,lyrics and I chose to end the misfits back in the early 80's > because how many times could I say the same thing over and over.... > you speak words of wisdom, glenn. i respect you and your work and am looking forward to you future endevours . how about coming to calgary? all the bible-puds would *love it*. i know all your fans here would michael link ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 13:24:37 -0400 From: Paul Sabarese Subject: Misfit Sighting! It seemed like another endless night working at the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, NJ. I work in one of those shitty stands all day asking people to play an impossible game. I take alot of shit from all the customers so I'm usually not in a good mood. Well there i was standing there staring at nothing when i noticed a guy with a Misfits shirt on.....No big deal i see that alot. I take a second glance for some reason and I thought it looked alot like Michale Graves (i went to the show at the pony in may..great!), but i figured someone as cool as that wouldnt be at the boardwalk. Then some punk kid walks up to him and starts talking to him....he was totally cool, he was with all his friends but he stopped to talk to anyone who wanted to talk to him, no rockstar bullshit there..... See you around ------------------------------ From: Charlene / aneokle Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 13:27:34 +0000 Subject: hey danzig! If that was danzig which I doubt it was. All I gotta say misfits dead! Ha only thing dead is the band Danzig! Your new "industrial" stuff is bull shit. FUCK YOU for having doyle and jerry "escorted" out the hotel or what ever . I think it's great that chuck biscuits is in social distortion! they rule. Has anybody heard the pornos that John Christ has done the music in? Any body know anything 'bout david v. leaving morbid angel? Finally in closing any body wanna buy or trade for my DANZIG 2 LUCIFUGE cd its in perfect shape and it's on def american records not american. it is also AUTOGRAPHED! by Chuck Biscuits, John Christ, Eerie Von, and Glenn Danzig. This is the real deal! Not a fake! If you are interested e mail me at charf99@interaccess.com (put chuk in the subject box) thanx! chuk ...hangin' in...hangin' out...and hangin' on... ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 14:53:02 -0400 From: Tarry Carapezza Subject: couple o' things OK, so I haven't posted in a while. Really have not had much to say, and I know if ya'll are like me youd much rather not read what I have to say about not having anything to say. Right. Anyway, 1. Since I read the bible on Mark's page, and don't get it mailed to me each time, does that make me a subscriber? If that's the case I bet there are way more than 780 'subscribers' on the bible. 2. Minor sighting. Watching an episode of that Mtv show, 'Road Rules', the black guy 'Los', sings a line from "Mother". It's in the one where they're river rafting. He sings, "Mother, tell your children not to let Los paddle" or something like that. Hey, at least it's not the "Saved by the Bell" reference again! 3. I went to see Estrojet this weekend. They rule! Anyone outside the Baltimore/ Washington DC area has probably never heard of them. They used to be called Womyn of Destruction. Saw a lot o' kids with Misfits gear on, so I though maybe some of ya'll might like them too. They are 3 girls (vocal/guitar, bass, & accordian(!?)) and two boys (drums, guitar). Their music is pure girly though. Their best song is called "Mike Hunt". I kept thinking that would make a great phone prank for the Simpsons. "Is Mr. Hunt there? First name, Mike" "Let me check. Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Anyway, you can mail them at 'estromail@aol.com'. (I think that's right. If it's wrong, mail me) They have like 4 demos and couple of 7"s. I'm gonna send Mark a copy of the two demos I bought, and hopefully they will get a gig with the Misfits. -Bricks ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 14:02:48 -0500 (CDT) From: Bone Machine Subject: The shocking return of a lazy ass One reason I rarely post shit on here is because I do not want to send something as totally silly as the Hank vs. Glenn bullshit or anyone's interpretation of 138. As for my feelings on 138, it's a number in a Misfits song, that's all I need to know. Concerning the Rollins/Danzig bout, that is about as mentally stimulating as who would win between Batman and Superman. The answer to that is who gives a fuck. Bone Machine, self proclaimed lazy ass ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 12:32:28 -0700 From: Neil McAllister Subject: Bible #204 I think I must have missed another issue of the Bible due to flaky e-mail connection. But someone mentioned offhand that someone else was talking about cooking Chicken Vindaloo! The timing is bizarre -- vindaloo and Indian cooking is my latest craze. Whomever it was talking about the vindaloo, please send me E-Mail personally. I just this weekend went out and bought a book on traditional Indian cooking, and I plan to make some badass vindaloo later this week, once I collect some spices and so forth. If you have any insight or recipes or anything, let me know. And, on-topic: Before you guys start all foaming at the mouth that Glenn Danzig posted to the Bible, let me assure you that the message from was a spoof. If you have access to a Unix shell account, get in there and type "whois evillive" and you will see that the domain name doesn't even exist. It was a good try though... ------------------------------ From: NghtMary@aol.com Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 18:47:05 -0400 Subject: Howdy.. Hello Fiends! For any of you who have been waiting for this, Glenn plans to start a tour in October, one of these shows being the Irvine Meadows show on Halloween. He has hired a new guitar player (from Fight) and has a former Danzig roadie on bass for the time being. They are working hard to get ready for the tour. He plans to release his album by the end of summer, if all goes well, possibly on Hollywood Records. This of course will depend on the outcome of the litigation between him and american. =) M. PS Yes, 138 is from the sci fi movie THX1138.. no big hidden meaning or anything. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 17:07:31 PST Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #204 From: undead@juno.com (bobby steele) Hey Fiends, My phone has been out of service since the rainstorm LAST Monday. NYNEX can't get their shit together, so I've been incomunicado for a week now. It looks like Tammy touched a nerve with some of you. I didn't get #203 ( I think it got blown away in the hurricane) but #204 was one of the best bibles I've seen so far. You don't have to say anything intelligent. As you can see in some of my posts, you can talk utter nonsense. It's just nice to know you're not dead . . . yet. And a special note to all you 'Inactive' members that have sent in your comments - CONGRATULATIONS you're now ACTIVE. Hell; just post something like "BURP". You don't need to say anything important, inciting, insightful or intelligent either (or this thing would be a blank page). TIMES SQUARE will be playing this Saturday, JULY 20 at the SLEEPING TURTLE on CHESTNUT STREET in New Paltz, NY. Filling out the bill will be THE MIGRAINES (who'll be backing me up for a few UNDEAD gigs in August) and FLATUS (who opened for the FITS at the STONE PONY show). It's another all-ages show, so ya oughta BYOB. Our show in READING, Pa was fun, like Jess Cyphers mentioned. Too bad about that kid. He was the best part of the night for us. He was just 'doing the punk thing' and having fun heckling Dave. I think it was the drummer from Christian Science, who thought he'd come to Dave's defense, who started telling the kid off and chased him outside. The one kid who really showed the true spirit of punk, and he gets run out of the show - not to mention 2/3 of the crowd ran out after him and missed the opportunity of having Jill lapdance during one of her guitar breaks. I'll bet that 'lucky' kid is still sporting a woody today. So hopefully my phone'll be back on by the time this gets out, and I can use my own computer to send out the directions to this place. JAID - I'd better see you there or the iguana gets it. >Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 14:13:28 +0000 >From: Glenn Danzig >Subject: Fits are dead > >Dear "fiends", > >I am writing to fill you in on a little secret. The >goddamned misfits are dead. ...... > Is this the real Glenn, or just an incredible simulation? If it's really you Glenn . . . Who's got my money? >Subject: one thirty ate >Date: Fri, 12 Jul 96 17:52:35 EDT >From: Blood Feast > >okay, here's what it's all about. there are 78 active members . . . . I give you a 10 for originality. >From: MDPPix@aol.com >Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 20:44:46 -0400 >Subject: Like, a bunch of crap, and stuff > Does anyone know where I can pick up a copy of some Kryst the >Conquerer and the Undead on CD, Cassete, or Vinyl? I live in Chicago so >with knowledge of this city would definetely help me in my search. >Nick >Chicken Check with ROTZ RECORDS. They might still have some copies. You can also check out any of the RECORD EXCHANGES or THE TURNTABLE stores. Those are the places that I've dealt directly with. If they can't help you - check out the UNDEAD catalogue in MISFITS CENTRAL and you'll find the information for mail-ordering from POST MORTEM RECORDS. > >Date: Sun, 14 Jul 96 11:58:30 -0700 >From: John Boyer >Subject: nothing > >1) i think it is a good idea to have a contest where everyone makes up >what they think 138 means That'll be the next contest. >3)i am always on irc at #misfits and does anyone know if ^hepcat^ >ever talks? i have never seen him Shit. He was talking the last time I was on there . . . I feel honored. >Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 00:49:58 -0500 >From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) >Subject: Some Kinks in the Chain... > >To the others since way to many of you had something to say: >. . . . was dating a guy who turned out to be a bomb. HMMM . . . Does Mr. Steele have a chance here? ------------------------------ From: "Roger Holmes" Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 20:40:10 GMT-4 Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #204 Hey, I have a pretty major misfits sighting. Well, acually, It's not really that major but it involves me so what the hell. This past Sunday at the grocery store I work at we built the worlds largest ceasar salad for charity and got in the genius book of world records. The CBC was there and taped some footage for the news. Knowing this I decided to wear my misfits shirt and that night on the news, nationwide in Canada, there were 2 clear shots of me in my LOB shirt, front and back. Did anyone see it? Just curious. Later Roger ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 18:53:45 -0700 From: Otto Subject: armbands It would certainly be cool to have the crimson ghost armbands but it would be even kooler to have glenns c. ghost boots. If it's at all possible to get this stuff then please post it on the bible. I don't have any misfits vinal and I want some. I also want free live dubbings. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 21:02:51 -0700 From: Justin Deming Subject: Another MB Another MB. Must be time to change my underwear again. Yesterday I turned 14, what can you number crunchers do with that, huh? The Totally Bitchin' Rubber Chickens? Coolness, but you e-mail ME, 'cause I sorta scroll through MB at fast-foward and anything I miss I won't go back for. - J. P.S.- I know I haven't even mentioned the Misfits in this post, but none of you fucks do, either, you spend the whole thing bitchin' at each like some old hags! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 23:45:32 -0400 From: Thomas Crescenzi Subject: (no subject) i'm not particularly surprised about that account of glenn turning away his former misfits band members at the hotel.. i seem to remember watching the headbangers ball, when they had the ball on the road with danzig to promote the "dirty black summer" contest.. and rikki rachtman asked glenn about if he ever considered performing any of his old misfits or samhain (or as rikki said, "sam-hane") songs on the tour.. and i swear rikki must've pissed himself cuz there was this unholy rage in glenn's eyes when he tensed up and just went on a tirade about how no one ever appreciated the misfits or samhain and no one gave a shit then and if people give a shit now, well just fuck them because they weren't around when he needed them.. he seemed really pissed off.. so it doesn't surprise me at all that he wouldn't want to see his "former friends" from the misfits at his hotel.. his old bands seem to be a sore spot with him that he doesn't want to deal with.. and now that danzig (well, john christ, eerie von, and the now long-departed chuck biscuits) is over.. i wonder if glenn is going to refuse to play any of the original danzig songs like "soul on fire" or "devil's plaything" anymore.. he seems to be _that_ stubborn.. also, is it true that the new album has jerry cantrell on guitar? is that why alice in chains abruptly cancelled their tour? and is jerry going to stay on permanently with the reborn danzig, or did he just do the album? tom wisdom@pb.net ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 00:27:29 -0400 (EST) From: Tyler Buckmaster Subject: tammy clearing things up thank you Tammy (tes777) for setting the record straight on what you meant about the active/passive members..some people just went power tripping and cut up people who just like to read.. Now to Mark...sheite! You gotta love the band to put so much energy into keeping the web page AND bible together...but wait - your time is coming... BTW: I've started on the art and its looking pretty good...:) (Hopefully) Lates, CAiN ------------------------------ From: AKSH1@aol.com Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 01:56:07 -0400 Subject: Misfits bible Hi..could you put this in the next Misfits bible? please? I'm relatively new to the Misfits and looking for a copy of the lyrics to The Misfits: Walk Among Us If anyone has the lyrics or knows where I could get them, please email me at AKSH1@aol.com. Thanks. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 08:59:44 -0400 From: Crimson Ghost Subject: Cheerleader Tammy What's all the bullshit with fuckin cheerleader Tammy? Hey I think I'm gonna take a shit, do you think Tammy could whip up a special issue to commemorate the event? I admit to keeping some off topic posts going, and to being overly negative at times, but fuck me... This is getting ridiculous. These "special" issues are insane. It will be the death of this list I tell you it will. What is this? Romper room (barney for the younger kids) for fiends? Since when do we need a ring-leader to keep us focused on something? I didn't realize how much people dislike what's going on until I came out on her side of the active/inactive thread... hmmmmm Really it's like this: The get to know you issue was a stupid idea, nobody gives a fuck what you are into. The T-shirt idea was a great idea, unfortunately Tammy caused the whole mess to be rushed. RUSHED? well, what do you mean Mr. Ghost? Look at it this way. Rocky & Jerry said it was ok but don't waste their time if only a few people will buy it. I don't know about you but 78 people voted on it, how many do you think will buy it? In a limited run these shirts are gonna cost almost $20 a piece. That leaves out most of the college kids. I'd betcha you don't sell more than 100. that people is not worth the effort at this point. 800 people on a list is *nothing* I belong to some lists with over 4000 people on them. Trust me you don't see the home beer brewers list making fucking T-shirts. So anyway I despise what's become of this list. I used to be annoyed that Tammy's posts were put last. What's so special about what she's gotta say? Then I thought about it, her post coming last isn't that bad. When I see tes777 I know I've reached the end and I can just skip to the next piece of mail. I hate to come out anti-Tammy cause in actuality she's a pretty nice girl, but come on gimme a break all this whining and begging is starting to get to me. Please no more fucking theme issues. What the hell is this? I thought it was a list about about a punk band. How totally unpunk is scripting out fun & games for everybody? I think we should organize a vote: How many of you are sick of special issues / Voting on things? If I'm wrong on this I'll unsub today. CG - http://www.planet.net/CrimsonGhost/om ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 08:55:09 PST Subject: juno-long posts about stupid shit like who is an active member From: Jay HellHound Pavento HellHound here, those of us on Juno seem to be getting a bum deal: >From: andy van langen >I really don't care if I get flamed for this, I just got something >to say[I killed a baby today] There IS an argument for >short,substantive Bible posts. If the Bible is over 100 K, people >like Bobby, HellHound, and myself on smaller servers cannot get >the Bible. Danzig sightings are cool enuff, but we've been talking >about that shitty rollerblade movie for 2 weeks now! I admit that I >add a touch of spam to the Bible, but at least I start some >conversations and get some feedback. I'm not just saying "here I >am,deal with me" >Amara I, of course, agree. Because the bible was so big last friday, I never recieved issue 203. I hate to not get a bible!!!! BTW am I the only person on this list that does not like the band Danzig??? HellHound ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 23:21:28 -0400 (EDT) From: i Subject: more raffle info! > So how is this raffle gonna go? Also where do our dollars go. No $1 isn't > much but I would just like to know. The raffle is very simple. On August tenth, we will have a drawing (here in Misfits Central) of all of the people who have sent a dollar. The name I draw will get Mark's original blue disk, with rare files, a printout of the whole Misfits book, and xeroxes of some flyers and pics from mark's volumes and volumes of misfits archives. The dollars, of course, go to me. look at the news page for more info. > Also do you know anyone or anyplace who is selling 7" WAU(Italian pressing), > 7" Bullet,& 7"Evilive(Any)? nope. Check the news page, though.... it's all always on the page. and on a brighter note, I heard that Glenn played several Misfits songs on the second stage of Lollapalooza with Metallica, can anyone lend credence to this? Also, does anyone have a copy of the famed Arthur Googy Levi's commercial? -->djacobs@cs.oberlin.edu http://cs.oberlin.edu/~djacobs/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 10:33:42 -0500 (CDT) From: Jolanta C Biniek Subject: why wait? 138! it is my belief that 138 is GD's IQ (hey, shut up! i'm not kidding!!), and the song was written after he was denied MENSA membership. rejection is such a bitch. -jolanta c. biniek ps. OK, who in chicago has that great Undead leather? i spotted it a few months ago on some tall guy near the "L" on Fullerton and havn't seen it since... if anybody knows this guy (look, it was THE most incredible jacket) i need to know who painted it. pps. dear mr.@evilive.com : funny, since about 1/2 of Samhain's live show was Misfits covers :P really funny. ------------------------------ From: "Dorin M. Petre" Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 11:48:02 +0200 Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #204 Nick, yer a dear friend of mine.... but yer views on the Misfits Bible seem to differ with mine. I agree with Ben Todd that *anything* can be talked about here. I mean, as long as we share the common interest of the Misfits it's more than likely that we share others. I have seen that here. man, this place is so wierd. I choose to remain passive on stupid subjects. -greg *** Talk to me over the 'Net! *** Iphone address: Dorin@pub1.ipn.vocaltec.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 12:12:08 -0500 From: Eric Gulbrandsen Subject: MILWAUKEE METALFEST & ATARI GAMES!!! Greetings fellow fiends. I'm wondering about where everyone going to metalfest will meet also. I think we all should meet at the actual building (Eagles Ballroom Parkinglot) around noon and go from there. There's plenty of stuff within walking distance once everyone gets there. I'm no Milwaukee expert but I know of a few places around the area. Also how many people who are going Friday are also going Saturday to see GWAR? I'm there both days...gotta see gwar. Also if anyone from north of Milwaukee needs directions, I have directions to the show from Appleton on down, it's not too tough to find. Anyone going e-mail me and hopefully we all can come to agreement on a place to meet at. I think if we all hit Pizza Hut and took the Pizza Buffet that would be cool, cuz Pizza Hut's buffet rules. Guess we'll just have to see. Also a really just plain wrong Danzig sighting... I was going through some old posters that I have from when I was younger (the ones you get in music magazines) and I came across a poster which on one side had a cool Iron Maiden pic, and on the other side BRACE YOURSELVES a Winger poster with Kip Winger with a Danzig shirt on. I just about died when I saw that. Maybe I'll get a scanner and send it to people who want it. It really is funny. If you are looking to get ahold of bootleg videos and are on a tight budget, I have a few to trade for other boots or horror movies (originals only) or one of the things I have collected alot of lately is ATARI games. Just send me a list of stuff you have to trade and we'll see if we can work a deal. I am especially in need of those games if you have them Atari 2600, 7800, and 5200. Just drop me a line. Later all Gulliver ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Mr. Gein I don't want to play anymore!!!..." -Tom Araya gulliver@bearcreek.wi.frontiercomm.net or egulbrandsen@foxvalley.tec.wi.us ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ------------------------------ Subject: famous monsters of filmland Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 11:37:38 -0600 (MDT) From: Richard Duran hey fiends, dunno if this is on the website, but their is a homepage for the Famous Monsters of Filmland at http://www.in.net/fmof/menu.html does anyone know anything about the Freddy Krueger vs. Jason movie? #:| gut-ripper |:# "hey revolver, don't mothers make good fathers" ------------------------------ From: halloween@ezenet.com Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 21:25:20 -0400 Subject: everything hi there, everyone! First of all, this is Ian and Cara from Toronto Ontario Canada. this is the first time we have posted to the bible, and we have lots to say! The opinions expressed herein will NOT be sugar coated or flowered up in any way, so for those losers who can't stomach constructive criticism, skip to the next post now. 1) What the hell is with this 138 thing? We don't care if your purchases amount to $138.00, or not! We doubt that anyone else does either. And if Glenn Danzig could predict the future and create some farfetched equasion involving tracks of CDs that weren't even around then (the material on them, or for that matter CDs themselves) to arrive at a specific number JUST SO HE COULD WRITE A SONG ENTITLED WE ARE 138, then he truly does belong among the gods. But he's not...he's just a guy who wrote/writes great music. If anything is the right answer, it was given by MR OSIRIS N PAIN when he mentioned THX 1138. This was George Lucas's first film, a sci-fi film that came out in 1970. As we all know, Misfits got much inspiration from films, NOT FROM THEIR GROCERY BILL. As a side note, those introductory noises at the beginning of Nine Inch Nails album THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL were all sampled from THX 1138. 2) Keep your silly drawings to yourself, hamster boy...they just waste space. Yes, it is true we are fans of short emails, but this one is a little bit longer than ours would be normally, because we felt it necessary to express our views on some of the brainless jabber on this thing. 3) Why the fuck do you need TAB to play the misfits? We aren't trashing the Misfits at all here. If you call yourself a musician, Richard Hinojos, then pick up your instrument and use your ears...a musicians greastest tool. What do you think we did before tab came out? Or, if you feel really risky, try making music of your own! Okay, thats good enough for now, shame on all you idiots, and cheers to those who actually said something intelligent or thought provoking. See ya, Ian and Cara. Oh yeah, the Misfits rule. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 22:09:30 -0400 (EDT) From: Daniel Rodrigues Subject: Ressurected! hello Fiends, Well sorry that i didnt post to the last 2 bibles but I have some comments on the last bible. Oh yeah hey i enjoyed the new posts from people talking about how they got into the fits, so on with the show: >From: Jer138@aol.com >I think the only one who has >to read all this bullshit(god help him) is mark. Hey I read all a the bibles though I think that I am quite over looked when I post cause there is so much stuff in here that people just skim the bible and look for mark's post. But I have read all the bibles and let me tell you if you havent do , not only are they fun but there are a few articles from fan zines that EVB did that are not on the article page= >Subject: one thirty ate >Date: Fri, 12 Jul 96 17:52:35 EDT >From: Blood Feast >Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 19:39:58 -0700 Very funny, are you a math mjr, that was great! >From: Ken Ward >Subject: Misfits Bible >So anyway, does this mean that I have the priveledge of being 'elite' >now, fiends? Just because I've listened to the Misfits since I was 9 >years old and didn't find out about them from a Metallica EP, I think >deserve some credit.= Well I got into the fits through WAU I had a tape that I did of mother from the radio, and a friend told me to check out the misfits, so I got all I could. Now I wouldve probably got into them when garage days came out but Last carress was not out then, so I never got anything. But I didnt have access to the internet although this all predates the page, and I had no idea that the misfits were alive until this fall! So the only thing there was Glenn and samhain! So give me some credit I just kept listening to them even though all my friends hated them! >From: Ben Todd >Subject: I've narrowed it down, the time is now... >THEN, in Bible issue 203, someone posted an article about The >Misfits (sorry I can't remember who) getting back together and how Jerry >and Doyle were escorted by security at Glenn's request from his hotel >when Jerry and Doyle were trying to ask Glennif he wanted to get back >together. I find this information very disconcerting if it's true. >don't worship Glennard or anything, but you'd just kinda expect more= >common decency, especially when dealing with your (former?) friends. Funny thing is that if you get the radio interviews from Chris T youll hear Jerry say in one Interview that he is planning to go see Glenn and offer him his old job back, Then in another he says he holds no annimosity towards Glenn if he wants to come back for a few shows then that would be great, cuz Glenn probably wouldnt want to just drop Danzig. Well he talks about how he is supposed to go see one of Glenns shows so maybe this is when it happened. Funny thing is that Jerry and Doyle in one interview say how when they were at the meeting for the lawsuit, they got along well and talked? So who knows? >From: MR OSIRIS N PAIN >Date: Sun, 14 Jul 1996 15:33:02, -0500 >Subject: Unfunny Answer you are right! But hey iff Patricia says Glenn told her that then I believe her, but there is no doubt in my mind that it has got allot to do with it. >From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) >Subject: Some Kinks in the Chain... >1) The crap about having no life cause of the way i post or run these >things, Dont give in tess, it is possible to have a life and post all the time, I do it and I am lazy so if I can then anyone can! thats all for now D-Rod ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 22:50:20 -0400 From: "::datskat::" Subject: 1015 Half St, SE still looking for anybody going on the field trip to The Capitol Ballroom in DC 8/23. Mark and D-rod will be making an appearance, as well as yours truly. please try to contain your excitement on that last one. if anybody's holding a ticket, let me know. o'd like to see what kind of trash i've been associating with. Denmadre' - got a blank in the mail from the Sunshine state, and it smells like you. confirm that it's yours (i lost your e-mail), and i'll dub that Clutch 7" with the quickness. that should only take 1 side, so i'll fill the other side with my neighbors having sex, or something equally bland. Mel Torme's illegitimate son, datskat "anybody in the audience ever been hit by a car?" - eddie *************************************************************************** @ "punk ain't no religeous cult, punk means thinking for yourself @ @ @ you ain't hardcore 'cause you spike your hair @@ @ @ when a jock still lives inside your head." @ @@@ @ @ mail me your thoughts on corndogs, Ron Jeremy, or the wonderful @ @@@ mullet hairstyle. @@ @ @ @ @ @ "I drank what?" - Socrates @ *************************************************************************** check out d's list o' shows at http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/3027/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 03:04:47 GMT From: punkin Subject: just a few quick comments I've been subscribing for about two, maybe three weeks now, and it seems as though many people swallowed a batch of sour grapes. (For those of you who don't want to read a long post, scroll down NOW!) What makes communication communication is the exchange of ideas between two or more people. However, this debate over active/passive members has reached the level of redundancy. Call me passive for not participating, so be it. I didn't vote for a shirt for several reasons: namely, my modem and my phone are on the same line and the chances of me viewing a graphic are about as good as a snowball's chance in hell. I didn't participate in the "getting to know you" issue 'cause I wasn't around then. Besides, if you really wanted to know who the hell I was, you'd e-mail me. I don't subscribe to this bible to listen to people slam each other over who's done more for what cause. I applaud TESS77's efforts to unite all of us into a kinda strange community, but like anything else, there will be people who are too damn apathetic to care. (Look at voter turnout in this country for a prime example). And the "punk-as-fuck" attitude is little more than an excuse: it's like being in high school all over again. Personally, I think the most important thing here is the music and the free exchange of the thoughts of people who share a love for the 'Fits. Then again, opinions are like assholes and I'm sure I'll get flames from thos of you who think mine stinks. Oh yeah, and to satisfy the purist crowd of "Misfits material only", I'm still looking for a copy of the Christmas album. At this point I'm willing to send a blank tape to anyone who'll copy it for me, or hire anyone here in Alabama to resteal my copy from the jerk who got mine. smooches and moonshine XXX --punkin "a hairstyle's not a lifestyle" ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 23:14:49 -0600 From: Lattin Subject: Reno Flyers for SF show As a longtime Misfits Fiend finding this page six months ago was the coolest thing that ever happend to me. Rest assured that Reno NV. will be assaulted with flyers proclaiming the Misfits bloody return to San Francisco. On August 18th the Misfits will return to the city of one of there most legendary encounters. And I will be there. Well isn't that special!!??!! Captain Green Bud ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 23:11:15 -0400 (EDT) From: Bipolar Hoehner Subject: as regards the Fiend Calendar 1997 okay heres the deal: I have prototyped and am working on a calendar for the year 1997 despite numerous reality checks and recriminations from sincerely concerned folk, I shall proceed apace with said project. It is sort of a bible calendar, but mostly it is a Misfits calendar. It concerns Misfits past present and (potentially) future. Since it sprang from the plumbing of this here tome we all call the Misfits Bible/Misfits Book, I have included pertinent dates for the Misfits and the denizens of the pit called the Bible. Anyone who strikes my fancy may be included at the drop of a whim. So far the data I've collected includes significant dates in Misfits History, commemorations of important events (well, important in my eyes). I've remembered several horror movie figures, including the underrated and overlooked, in true Misfitstyle. Similarly, from the two "Get to Know You" issues of the Misfits bible (issues # 138 and the massive missive just recent) I've culled birthdays of the various Bible subscribers or hangers-on. :) I cant tell you how much amusement it gave me to carefully handwrite words such as on Jan 29, "happy birthday Scumfuck". It's like a dream come true. For the visual, I'm looking for drawings/photos/x-rays of the Misfits or anything Misfits-related. Not Samhain. Not Danzig. But Misfits. If you have anything to offer, or suggest, please contact me at :nrwidow@magicnet.net If you have artwork or photos--Black and white only! And I will do my best to return originals--please send them to me at: Patricia Ragan Hoehner 1681 Boyer St. Longwood,Fl 32750 It is shaping up (as of July 96) pretty well. I am pleased with how its coming along, and I know all of you will think it is pretty cool too. Even the discriminating Crimson Ghost was forced to admit it was pretty damn cool. (so far!) . so thanks to all who have contributed thus far, and thanks in advance to those who are GONNA contribute. When I figure out what it will cost to mail out, I plan to ask for mailing costs only. This one's on me, kids, U-Know-Who willing. patricia ragan hoehner denmom to some, demon to others....... ------------------------------------ Date: Tue, 16 Jul 1996 23:46:47 -0500 From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) Subject: What is going on... Hello to all the fiendies wherever you are... So far you guys have been real slow about sending in your Flames on Mark, whats the deal here. Its funny that all of you can flame anyone else on the bible with out batting an eyelash, but Mark - no way. Shit Mark, you really are beyond REPROACH. These guys must be scared shitless of you. Even for some cool prizes from Bobby, who still is out a phone and i will get the details on his prizes for Fridays bible. Though if he will use some of the stuff he told me we are talking some killer stuff that i would love to have for my own collection. Plus the video footage i have up for grabs came from one of Glenn's Detroit friends. So please start sending in you Flames and no lazy shit this time. Its getting late and i have work just like all of you and i do go to school to. SO if i can post you can write : send it to tes777@bridge.net No screaming at you this time, you won't be so lucky the next!?! NExt on the list, this is for CG, here's one back at you dear. To the psycho path that seems to think we are all brown nosers for liking CG or being friends with him. Well you must be one sad and lonely person who need some attention anyway you can get it. Let me guess you want all the stuff CG gets. People refering to him on the bible, the fact that he knows and had with Jerry, he's friends with Bobby, with Patricia, with Mark, everyone gets along with him even when at times we don't always agree with what he might say, knowing all sorts of stuff about the Misfits and whatever else. Well maybe by getting involved or trying to talk to other bible members you won't feel so alone. That way you will have no need to flame others that have never done a single thing to you. I hope you get the help you need. Oh for the past couple of issues i have heard about the interest of the Misfits being on the Simpson's, has anyone tried to write the people who produce the cartoon and asked if they would do it. Maybe suggest a storyline like the way Bart and Lisa write and send in their story idea to the Scratchy and Itchy show!?! It could go like Bart finds them at a bus stop and some how offers to bring them home for Dinner or a place to stay(which i think one of you already posted that idea), Maybe they go with Homer to Moe's and end up playing a set. The whole idea though is has anyone or will anyone write the show and suggest it!?! well till Friday, hope you guys get on the ball with the Mark Flames. Night Night to the little Bible Fiendies!!! TES777(tammy) ------------------------------------ To contribute to the next issue, please send email to: misfits@virginia.edu For more information, contact Mark Kennedy at: msk4m@watt.seas.virginia.edu For answers to almost all questions, please check The Misfits World Wide Web page before posting, located at: http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m/ The Misfits mailing address is: Misfits Fiend Club | P.O. Box 310 | Vernon, NJ 07462 For more info on the #misfits IRC channel, visit: http://www.localnet.com/~angstboy/misfit.html The views expressed here are those of the individual authors only. MMMM MMMM MMMMM MMMMM FFFFFFFFFFFFF TTTTTTTTTTTTT MMMMM MMMMM III SSSS FFFFF III TTTTTT SSSSS MMMMMM MMMMMM IIII SSSSSSS FFF IIII TTTT SSS SS MMMMMMMMMMMMMM IIII SSSS SS FFFFFFF III TTT SSSS MMM MMMMMM MMM III SSSSS FFFFFF III TTT SSSSSS MMM MMMM MMM III SSSS FFF IIII TTT S SSS MMM MMMM MMM III SSS SSS FFF IIII TTT SSS SSSS M M MM MM II SSSSSS FFF III TT SSSSSSS M F II top Misfits Bible, Number 206 Friday, July 19th 1996 Today's Topics: Re: Misfits Bible, #205 fools Glenn and stuff sightings.... hey look Krystar Crystal Warrior more stuff for sale ranting welcome home brother re:bible 205 Comic tcejbuS Rochester Then comes the fury of the lullaby Glenn and Dave Matthews get the misfits on dave! misfits misfits rah rah rah IDEAS Misfits up the ass! Bible Shirt Tape problems Re: Misfits Bible, #205 more junk mail the hugry end an apology and a Misfits cover Simpson's Episode atari stencils glenn's comics uneasy listening you're all so fuckin' MEAN Jerry Cantrell playing on the Danzig lbum Down sizing... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: _______ Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #205 Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 10:57:56 -0400 (EDT) > From: Crimson Ghost > Subject: Last (pffft) issue..... > > btw: Fuck you Mark, The bible was my idea in the first place........ How nicely put. Can't argue with that, though. It was your idea, without a doubt. And remember everyone, that post from danzigG@evillive.com didn't come from Glenn. It was from @bc.edu. Most of all, remember that it's Michale Graves, and not Michael. It's not a misspelling, it's not a typo. mark ------------------------------ From: cbmed@cdx.net Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 10:38:16 -0400 Subject: fools Why would Glenn send a post to the Misfits bible? Those who believe are fools. We all know Glenn hates computers, and it seems he hates the Misfits. So believe what you want to believe. Santa is alive, so is the easter bunny, Mark is a pedophile (it was a cheap use of CIH) CG packs sheep (baaaaaaa), goats, and llamas. BTW I have a bridge to sell, anyone interested? DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE *Couldn't think of anything original to say, so I copy a bunch of quotes. Perhaps I should join the Misfits bible* Oh BTW I estimated your worth today.......... You're shit Love and kisses ------------------------------ From: "Dorin M. Petre" Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 11:53:49 +0200 Subject: Glenn and stuff I can't believe people actually believe that Glenn Danzig posted on the Bible! now something different: I say that if anyone says anything that bugs you, ignore it. Everytime someone says something stupid, even by accident, everyone jumps on hime like he just raped their sister. It seems as though the whole bible revolves around the same dumb arguments. I think that's because everyone keeps responding. If you think somethings stupid or insulting, say it. Just don't insult back. If you feel like insulting someone, email them. Don't insult them on the Bible so everyone can see how cool you are, yer wasting space. I never read this alll the way through (i scan every issue and read what looks important to me) and even that takes forever! -greg "ai ai ai ai ai" -alpha from the power rangers ------------------------------ From: "Dorin M. Petre" Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 11:56:21 +0200 Subject: sightings.... one more thing. I like sightings... i know a lot of you don't. I think they're fun and they dont take long to read. I enjoyed yers roger btw. *** Talk to me over the 'Net! *** Iphone address: Dorin@pub1.ipn.vocaltec.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 10:00:52 -0700 From: Ben White Subject: hey look hey everyone, this is Blood Feast. This is my new address, Orlac@ix.netcom.com so don't use the old one anymore. Thanks to all the nice replies I got to my numerology thing. That's what can happen when a person doesn't get enough sleep. By the way Ian and Cara from Toronto Ontario Canada, Didn't you know the box set was ready for stores on april 17, 1978? The people at caroline felt it was "too harsh" for american ears, and the release date was held off for awhile. It was released elsewhere, I have a first press that was released exclusively in Australia, and it's autographed by all the misfits except michale graves, because he didn't know how to write in 1978. there's something you won't find on the goddamned web page. love bloodfeast ------------------------------ Subject: Krystar Crystal Warrior Date: Wed, 17 Jul 96 18:00:03 GMT From: Larry Fuller Hello, fiends... This is my mandatory once a year post. Does anybody know where I can find Marvel Comics Krystar Crystal Warrior #8 ? I've checked just about every comic store between Austin and San Antonio (TX), but no luck. I caught the Misfits show in Corpus Christi last month and it was fucking awesome ! I was a little disappointed because I was expecting Cannibal Corpse to open (I heard the new lead singer is great) but instead some suck-ass band called Manorgod opened. After they finished (their set was mercifully short), I waited 1 1/2 hours for Anthrax to come on stage (they were not bad) and then another 45 minutes for the Misfits ! It was well worth the wait. Micheal Graves came out into the crowd for Hatebreeders (my favorite Misfits song) and I got to sing the chorus ! It was the finest moment of my life ! After the show, I talked the Mike and Jerry for about 10 minutes. It was a pretty good day. Talk to ya'll next year ! warmachine ---- Larry Fuller warmachine@centuryinter.net ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 16:40:21 -0400 From: Brent Christopher Eyestone Subject: more stuff for sale Hi - Here's a few more CDs I have for sale. Sorry if any of you think that this doesn't belong here... My reasoning is that I'd rather make these items available to Misfits Bible Members than Joe Public or Joe Recordstoreowner. Here we go... CDs ------------------------------------------- *Caroline "I Hear Ya!" Fall 1993 Sampler - $5.00 ppd (New Bomb Turks, Archers of Loaf, Electric Hellfire Club, Drop Nineteens, Dig, Idaho, Pray TV, Art of Noise, Psychopomps, etc.) *Caroline "I Hear Ya!" Fall 1994 Sampler - $5.00 ppd (SenseField, Farside, The Jesus Lizard, Schleprock, Bracket, Nine Iron, Buzz Hungry, Buttsteak, Idaho, Penal Colony, etc.) *Caroline "I Hear Ya!" Winter 1994 Sampler - $5.00 ppd (Buzzcocks, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Crunt, Throneberry, Divination, Praxis, Lotion, Capricorn, etc.) *Disembodied "s/t" - $5.00 ppd This band is incredible - brutal, EVIL, damn good murder-core. *Don't Get Too Tense - Vernon Yard compilation. - $3.00 ppd Lots of indie-rock from Maids of Gravity, the Auteurs, The Seymores, The Verve, Low, Small Factory, etc. *Genrecide #1 - $3.00 ppd 17 songs from Alice in Chains, Fishbone, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, The Goats, Gumball, etc. *Hollywood and Vine - compilation. $3.00 ppd (Everclear, Radiohead, Vic Chesnutt, Dj Hurricane, Supergrass, Blind Melon, etc.) *HUH #17 - compilation. $3.00 ppd (Meat Puppets, Tripping daisy, Spain, the Goops, Napalm Death, Porcupine Tree, etc.) *Moe's Meat Sandwich - A totally D.I.Y. PUNK compilation $4.00 ppd 20 songs!!! *Moe's Second Helping - The follow up DIY PUNK comp. $4.00 ppd 19 songs!!! PROMO FLATS - make offers ------------------------------------------- *Bands available* - Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Redd Cross, Poster Children, Bad Religion, Green Day, Flaming Lips, Elastica, Toadies, Batman Forever, G. Love, Pavement, Sonic Youth, Stbbing Westward, Cop Shoot Cop, Everclear, Smile, Meat Puppets, Psyclone Rangers (KOZIK ART!), Live, The Jesus Lizard, Dinosaur Jr., Belly, Ash. That does it for this time. Email me at bce104@psu.edu if you are interested in any of this stuff. All of the money I get from this will be invested into launching a distro that will be run by members of Slacker, Smackerals of Hunny, and Knuckleheads. So thanks in advance. - Brent ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 09:49:47 -0700 From: Richard Hinojos Subject: ranting > From: _______ > Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #204 > Woah! First I was a piece of cheese, and now I'm a potential child > molestor. I feel that "Flame Mark" issue coming... i refuse to participate in this alleged upcoming "flame mark" special issue, even if it is all in good fun, or if that makes me non-active. he has been nothing but generous in setting up the bible and the website, and some of you treat him like shit. (yes, CG, i did realize you were kidding in your 'flames' :) disrespectful, unappreciative little children. ----- > From: Tarry Carapezza > Subject: couple o' things > [womyn of destruction] > "Is Mr. Hunt there? First name, Mike" > "Let me check. Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" mmmm... jackie! what? you never listen to uncle howie? an asian couple have a black baby. they named him Sum Ting Wong. mmmmm... jackie! http://www.jackiejokeman.com or sumfin like that. ----- > From: Thomas Crescenzi > Subject: (no subject) > is that why alice in chains abruptly cancelled their tour? AIC has a problem called 'layne and heroin'. ----- > From: Crimson Ghost > Subject: Cheerleader Tammy > Hey I think I'm gonna take a shit, do you think Tammy could whip up a > special issue to commemorate the event? I admit to keeping some off topic > posts going, and to being overly negative at times, but fuck me... thanks for the offer; i think i'll pass. but, there may be a special issue about it!! :) > [t-shirts not cost-effective, esp for college kids] right on. > I think we should organize a vote: > How many of you are sick of special issues / Voting on things? my answer as misfits/stern-influenced poetry: eff the flattened frisbee-shaped skull of CG! i ain't gonna vote on this crap. a special issue this is not! butterflies flutter around the clock it is 1:38 time to take my pills, and watch cops beat downtrodden folk donald pleasance drives me insane is that The Shape? jamie lee curtis... special issue. tammy must be more active STOP! not another special issue... can i vote to stop these? j/k. i think my vote is obvious. :) ----- > From: Eric Gulbrandsen > [poster of kippy w/ danzig shirt]. hmmm. how about scanning it in, and sending it to mark for inclusion on the web page? maybe then, everyone can see it. just an idea... btw, in the bookstore on saturday, i noticed there are two new Mars Attacks books out for sale, each includes some new cards. they mention the upcoming movie, but not the 'fits. -(16)- ryq ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 13:10:58 -0500 (CDT) From: Jolanta C Biniek Subject: welcome home brother from today on, my brother Chris will be sharing my address on the M Bible. if you want to reach him write to him at my address w/ his name in the heading. since he missed the getting-to-know-you issue, here goes: christiopher allen kozlowski 12 years old. grade 7 at st. stans got into the Misfits: "the first time i heard Rat Fink." other pertinent Misfits type-info: i have blue hair like jerry only used to. i made this LEGO misfits-head for my sister a while back. it took me two days... we're trying to get the pic. into the misfits calendar. stuff i have: only the Beware and the Rest CD. Jola asks: anybody else out there getting the Sessions catalog? they are still advertising the Misfits hats, but did anybody ever acctually GET one from them? every time i call them they are out of 'em. phuckers. i'm still looking to find people to trade Misfits reviews with. if your local paper printed any reviews on the new Misfits line-up. please e-mail me and i'll trade you the stuff from the papers here (chicago Times). also have a few "making fun of Danzig" cartoons to trade from local 'zines. -jolanta c. biniek ps. anybody got Undead vinyl for sale (other than Act Your Rage)? none of that "auction" shit, name a price. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 18:06:47 +0000 From: fennellw@bc.edu Subject: re:bible 205 was that really glen or some goddamned son of a bitch? ------------------------------ From: ChristoTer@aol.com Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 18:17:26 -0400 Subject: Comic Hey, I've got a copy of DevilMan #2 from Verotik. I'll sell it for $5 ppd. Also, I don't know how many Morton Downey Jr. fans there are on the list, but I just heard that the cancer in his lungs did NOT spread, he had his operation and everything is looking positive to him making a good recovery. More reason for you not to smoke or at least quit.... Chris ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 16:55:10 -0700 From: ADAM#15 Subject: tcejbuS The guy who mailed me about when tickets go on sale for the Hollywood show (my computer got all fucked up so I just formatted the damn thing) I got mine today. They were like $17.50 from Ticketbastards with the service charge. See all the Fiends there...... ADAM#15 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 20:47:58 -0400 From: SaTaN Subject: Rochester Im looking for a video or audio recording of the Rochester New York show on this ressurection tour.. It's really important that I find this... If you can help, e-mail.. Thanks.. misfit@dreamscape.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 20:51:02 PST Subject: Then comes the fury of the lullaby From: andy van langen Hi all. My computer has been down so I didnt post the last bible. I kinda think Glenn is a pussy for not talking to Jerry and Co. about the Misfits. He should have @ least talked to them. I mean, they went to school together and had enough respect to stay together for 6-odd years...he could at least talk to them. Yeah, big fucking rock star. If this is what success does to you, I'm putting my bass down now. This is GenX disillusionment shit but @ least its well founded. They're right...there are no more heroes. The new head fiend Michael graves seems to atleast be at the same level with the fans and fiends, not like Mr. Occulter than fuck Glenn Danzig(see Paul Sabarese's post in #205) FUCK GLENN for not keeping it real. Have you all heard his newest work? It's on the xfiles CD and it sounds like scooby doo background music. Cartoony metal any1? One man is not a band. Glenn is only playing with himself. For someone who isnt a goddamn sonovabitch,he's acting like one. Sorry. Thats my rant of the week > and rikki rachtman >asked glenn about if he ever considered performing any of his old >misfits or samhain (or as rikki said, "sam-hane") songs on the tour.. >and i swear rikki must've pissed himself What has our friend Rikki been up to lately? We miss the Ball in Pennsylvania! Love and H8 to all Amara Ps for bobby: BURP Ps for datskat: i've been hit by a car Ps for Tammy: Didnt grandpa simpson write the itchy und scratchy episode? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 21:51:29 -0400 (EDT) From: "Michael W. Dunn" Subject: Glenn and Dave Matthews Hello, I feel a little out of place posting given that i know very little about the band. However, I ran this by Denmother and she said it would be cool if I mentioned how much she rocks. Well, she does in fact rock. Both she and I know why she rocks and that is all that need be said. The story: In february of this year I saw Dave Matthews play an acoustic show at the Wharton Center, on the campus of Michigan State University. Absolutely wonderful and talented that man is and it was a brilliant show. Anyway, in between songs he was talking about whatever he was talking about and someone from the audience asked him what his favorite song is: Dave: What's my favorite song? (pause) Tomorrow Never Knows, ....or The REdemption Song by Bob Marley (author's note: There is no "The" in front of Redemption Song. This is arguably one of the most wonderful songs ever written. :) ) Then he said that maybe it is this song and began singing a "Watermelon Song" that was funny. After this he said that if it was not those songs then it was the a song by "some guy" and it goes like this....."Mother!" The crowd laughed and cheered as there were people in the crowd that thought it was both funny and/or a great song. That is the post. I thought it interesting how performers some times live in their own worlds. How one man's hero/rockstar is another man's unknown. I dedicate this post to the Denmother. With much love and adoration. md ------------------------------ From: halloween@ezenet.com Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 22:41:59 -0400 Subject: get the misfits on dave! Hi, it's Cara and Ian again! Tell me this wouldn't be the coolest thing ever!!!!!! we just emailed Late Night With David Letterman and requested this. We think you all should too! Send tons of email to this address: lateshow@pipeline.com If you want to see the misfits on dave, send something to the above address, at least once a day. This is an idea that just popped into our heads a minute ago...so...email dave....get them on tv!!!!!!! Oh yeah, someone should get on that simpsons thing...that would be cool too. But at least email Dave. ------------------------------ From: halloween@ezenet.com Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 22:52:14 -0400 Subject: misfits misfits rah rah rah Hi! It's Ian and Cara again from Toronto Canada Just wondering if any of you are going to the show in Buffalo, NY on July 29 we'll be there early as usual! If any of you are going, meet us under the big oak tree at high noon, or email us. Because we don't know where the fuck we're going! so, bye,. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 02:08:47 -0400 (EST) From: Russ Rockefeller Subject: IDEAS just wondering if the misfits will be in the buffalo area? ( ive heard rumors of this) MARK: it would be an excellent idea to include misfits concert listings at the end of every issue, this way everyone will know where the misfits will be headed next, and we can follow them on the tour. ive noticed an exceeding # of lamers and an even greater amount of stupid talk happening every issue. people should try to shorten their posts even tho they are really excited about just seeing the misfits etc. etc. The idea of also including a brief FAQ at the bottom of the page, in order to answer 138 related questions is something to bat around as well. and people please!.... rather than encourage people to post often i would rather people post intelligently. QUANTITY IS NEVER AS IMPORTANT AS QUALITY. Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the age of the rise of the sons of aryas, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars... Hither came Conan the Cimmerian, black haired, sullen eyed, sword in hand a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet. Robert E Howard THE NEMEDIAN CHRONICLES. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 17:29:14 -0700 From: Justin Deming Subject: Misfits up the ass! Whoa, baby, more Misfits than Jabathehut could digest! Uh, okay, idea, maybe you should keep the MB under 50-100k OR even better, sent it out in segments. As for the people w/o Internet access, they really should pop the $20 a month for unlimited access. These are the people who think you need to pay AOL prices to get online! The Misfits show in St. Louis did happen, but my dad wouldn't let my brother and I go .... afraid we'd sell our soul to the Demons of B-Movies or something such. There was someone who pissed me off, but I forgot who, so whoever you are, FUCK YOU!!! Okay, lemmie get this straight: Boxed-Set has everything except Walk Among Us, right? Also, are the original studio sessions that Glenn dubbed over for LoB avalible? See you in a day, I guess! ------------------------------ Date: Thu Jul 18 03:42:28 1996 From: Jon Jorden Subject: Bible Shirt Ok a few things... Who exactly is printing this bible shirt? Cause basically all you need for a one color shirt is a silk screen, some ink, photoemulsion & acetate, and blank shirts. This stuff would cost about $5 per shirt to produce in very small quantities. Secondly if you guys are concerned about selling more than 50 shirts (which if you follow the first thing doesn't matter), I really DONT think making the shirt "computer" oriented is a good idea. The misfits aren't about computers... i mean thier songs and image. If you make the shirt a simple, old style 'fits shirt, people will pick it up... including having "fiends" with computers get copies for those without. Well anyway that's what I think. ------------------------------ From: ChristoTer@aol.com Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 11:56:41 -0400 Subject: Tape problems Fiends, As you may have heard on the news, the midwest is being plagued with storms. Especially the Chicagoland area. This does include me. This affects several people on this list who have ordered tapes. The following people have orders right here: Jolanta B, Michael J, Jeremy K, Martin T, David D, and Henry B. All of your tapes are pretty much done---the problem is that I have no place to send them. The mailbox I normally hike up to is half way underwater, and the post office was closed last time I checked. Therefore, there will be further delays---hopefully there will be a break in the rain by tomorrow so the mailbox can get dry again, but if not, you may not get your tapes for about 5 more days... I will figure out some way to make this up to each and every one of you. I apologize for these problems, and I hope this does not harm my reputation, if I even have one. Chris ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 12:16:19 PST Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #205 From: undead@juno.com (bobby steele) Hey fiends, Here's the info on this Saturday's (July 20) TIMES SQUARE show. Place: the SLEEPING TURTLE - 2 South Chestnut, New Paltz, NY phone # (914)255-0555 Directions: N.Y. State Thruway to EXIT 18 (New Paltz) at the light (299) turn LEFT (this road will become MAIN STREET in New Paltz) Go about 5 traffic lights. You'll see a MOBILE gas station on the far right corner. This is Chestnut. TURN LEFT. The SLEEPING TURTLE is the second building on the LEFT. RE: the FLAME MARK issue FIRST prize will be one of the cut up HORROR BUSINESS sleeves. This is the original sleeve, that was never used due to a bad printing job. Glenn gave me a shitload of these to destroy, and after cutting the fronts from the backs - i realized I should hold on to these. I saved the 'cut' ones to use as note paper. You can't afford the $300.00 going price for the complete sleeve, but if you can cut Mark (our supreme lord and savior) up, I'll give you one of these. Definitely suitable for framing. As Tammy mentioned, she has some interesting video that she's willing to throw in, and I have a video of SAMHAIN - I believe it's from San Diego. I'll even throw in a TIMES SQUARE demo, though I don't know how we're gonna break all this down into second and third prize. NO MARK, you can't flame yourself. TO CG: Whoa buddy. Looks like you've been surfing the "crimson wave". You know you love me. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 12:50:44 -0400 From: Brent Christopher Eyestone Subject: more junk mail Hi Fiends - As I mentioned in my previous post, certain members of Slacker, Smackerals of Hunny, and Knuckleheads have banded together to form a distro. Anyway, we named the thing "Lost Boy Distribution" last night and I guess we're ready to go now. Below is a list of what we have to start out with: -- "All Roads To Bareville" CD comp. - 2 songs each from Bouncing Souls, Sleepasaurus, Hellbender, Clockwise, Sticks and Stones, Latex Generation, and Gilligan. - $7.00 ppd *Slacker "Scop'in It" EP 7" - GOLD vinyl - $3.00 ppd *Slacker/Caramel Sun split 7" - GREEN vinyl - $3.00 ppd *Smackerals of Hunny "Neckbone Sammich" demo - $4.00 ppd *Knuckleheads new 7" - RED vinyl - $3.00 ppd *Tricky Dick 7" - $3.00 ppd (limited quantities - list alternate with order) *Zany Guys "Party Hits Vol. II" EP 7" - $3.00 ppd (limited quantities...) *Slacker "Atari" T-shirts - Navy Blue - $10.00 ppd *F.O.E. magazine - THE PA punk zine... $1.00 ppd, 50 cents with order. *Catchphraze - Arizona poetry, politics, art, punk/emo/hardcore $1.00 ppd *Pee Pee Fanzine - PA punk stuff. 50 cents ppd, 25 cents with order. -- That's what we have for now. All prices ppd in the USA, people outside of the country throw in some extra dough for shipping purposes. US FUNDS ONLY. For now make any checks/mo's out to: Brent Eyestone, until we get the bank account set up, etc. We'll be getting a TON of records in stock within the next two weeks, so if you would like a copy of our mailorder list, just send a stamp or a SASE and we'll send you "the big list" when it comes out. I don't want to turn the Misfits list into one big classified... sorry if I've pissed anyone off with the sales pitch. Anyway, send your orders and catalog stamps/requests to: Lost Boy Distribution c/o Brent Eyestone 478 East Beaver Ave. Apt 211 State College, PA 16801 U.S.A., Earth Thanks fiends... ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 14:58:47 -0400 (EDT) From: RYAN_JAS@bentley.edu Subject: the hugry end Yeah, feinz. This is dazig two. Beleive me. You will. This is really danig fiens. Beleive me. The missits are dead. If this wasnt really danzing why would I be wasting my time with bitter whiny "fans" of all that music I wrote back in what the fifties. Write back to me, ganzid feenz. Its really me. We are 139. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 14:59:58 -0400 (EDT) From: RYAN_JAS@bentley.edu DANZIG RULES ------------------------------ From: MDPPix@aol.com Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 16:15:15 -0400 Subject: an apology and a Misfits cover Hey, I'm sorry. I know I said some stupid shit and probably offended a few people, but I was just so fed up about the active/passive issue. It was getting rather repetitive. I mean, come on. I'd rather read about the last time Glennzig took a shit than read a whole Bible issue on one subject that will blow over in less than a week. Greg, I applaud you for staying out of stupid shit like this. I should have listened to you before I posted on Monday's Bible. Maybe I phrased my argument wrong, and I'm sorry for excluding Mark and Bobby, I mean after all they should be insulted as much as the rest of us right? Yes this is a discussion forum, and I'm thankful for it. There is some great stuff posted here, and other stuff you could get no where else. Now I will take Greg's advice and stay out until I have something cool to say. To the guy who flamed me, some of that was really funny, but why did you take such personal offense to it? There was only one other response to that part of my post, and that was from Greg Petre, a friend of mine, so I understand why he posted. What's the point of trying to vent some frustration if you're going to be shot down? On a lighter note, there is this ska band called Buck-o-Nine that does a tremendous cover of Teenagers From Mars. They are a great band and they do a coooool job of turning TFM into a ska song. C-ya later Nick Chicken "Zounds!" I said when I saw them all. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 19:12:34 -0400 From: Crimson Ghost Subject: Simpson's Episode Here is the Simpson's Misfits episode that Denmother & I have been working on for over a week. We will post the entire piece in 2 segments, the first today and the remainder some time next week. We hope you enjoy it, Alot of work went into it. I thought this was going to be easy but lemme tell you writing screen plays is best left to professionals. Some Kinda Ned.... ok, the episode opens with Bart reading the web page on Milhouse's computer. "Mommy can the Misfits Spend the Night" catches his eye. 'milhouse i don't know who these guys are but they look coool!' says bart with that look on his face. 'wow' says milhouse 'but your mom and dad will never let you have a punk rock band stay at your house!' 'leave it to El Barto' says bart with an impish grin. 'mom' says bart, crashing in the door as usual' can i have a sleep over?' 'well i guess so bart, who would be coming?' 'a couple of guys i know from milhouse' says bart 'please mom please lisa has slumber parties all the time! we could sleep in the treehouse!''well bart if its all right with your father its all right with me i guess, but NO GIRLS!' 'no problem Mom!' calls out bart as he rushes over to the couch where Homer is watching baffling mexican sit coms. 'oy, no es muy bueno!' calls the spanish bee from the TV homer is sick with laughter. bart seizes the moment. 'homer can i have a sleepover with 5 guys come on homer mom said its okay with her they'll bring pizza ok?????' 'pizza' says homer and glazes over and drools. 'MOM!" yells bart 'homer says its okay!' ---------- Moes'Tavern has the marquee blinking. TUES KARAOKE CONTEST--WED LADIEZ NITE--FRI MISFITS. Inside Moe is wiping out a beer stein with a filthy rag and eyeing Barney as he wipes the sole drop of foam from the tap with his finger and sucks it dry. 'what's the matter Moe couldn't you get Aerosmith again?' 'no i guess they're too good for me now' says Moe bitterly 'and these guys better have some buying customers with this all ages crap! my secret ingredient for the Flaming Homer--I mean, Flaming Moe is gonna expire soon!' in the back of the bar a case of cough syrup has flies buzzing around it and stink lines coming up from it. [meanwhile across town] The comic book store: a special signing of the new comix line from Pornotika, the famous rock singer Glenn Danzigs' comic line. The irritable comic store owner is haggling with glenn about the price of an original Radioactive Man #1. 'I sold it to a little kid for 100buck once, fella' sneers the owner while Glenn picks up the comic and notices that it is only the cover of RM#1 and has a Sad Sack comic inside. He tosses it at the owners face, adjusts his giant skull belt buckle (which keeps sagging down) and stomps out saying 'i'll be back for the signing and then i'm outta here! if it wasn't for that contractual obligation i had to do that gig in Shelbyville I wouldn't wipe my butt with your town!' as he leaves he slams the door causing the store's sign to fall off the door frame and knock him silly he's staggering around with little cartoon birds and planets orbiting his head when Ned Flanders happens by. "well lookily dookily here! a little lost sheep! can i help ya, neighbor?" 'I ....dunno....i feel dizzy.....slight loss of appetite...desire to sacrifice chickens fading....i...i...' he starts to slump to the ground and Ned catches him in his brawny loving arms [cue Pepsi commercial] meanwhile, the Misfits motor into town. 'Fuck I hope we make more money on this show' says Jerry 'these little dives are killin us' Doyle nods trance like 'where we staying tonight?' asks chud Rocky replys: 'some little punk's tree house, hmmm let's see...Springfield...Bart Simpson 'oh shit not another tree house' Jerry & Michale moan simultaneously Rocky continues; 'Bobby Steele has asked to be put on the guest list' 'put him on, anything to keep from paying that pussy his $75' says Jerry 'should we ask him up to play on something?' says michale jerry replies 'nah, Doyle plays better anyway' Doyle grunts and nods again the bus pulls up in front of the Simpson's home. [cut next-door to Neddy's] Ned, Mrs.Flanders & and the kids are standing around Glenn who is stretched out on the couch with an ice bag on his head. 'where am I?' 'you got a pretty good knock to your noodleynoggin, friend!' 'who am I? how did I get here?' Ned speed dials Reverend LoveJoy for advice 'Rev. Lovejoy, I've got a boy here who's got some Atanic-say attoos-tay on 'im and praise the lord, he seems to have lost his memory,poor little fella...' 'Just pray with him Ned, and if he gives you any trouble don't hesitate to call someone else!' 'Toodleydoo, Reverend, and thanks!' ned looks over at the couch where Glenn is now demonstrating the Vulcan Death Grip on Todd Flanders. 'aw, 'innat cute!! Look honey, he's teachin Todd how to kill!' ------------ After a time Glenn is feeling better but still has no memory. The family dinner table is shown, with the whole Flanders clan and Glenn holding hands and singing 'Amazing Grace'. ------------- [cue Butterfinger commercial] ------------- cut to the Simpson family dinner table. Marge is serving tuna noodle casserole to the four Misfits and Rocky. 'do you boys know Bart from school?' Mo and Doyle look at each other and shrug. Everyone is eating voraciously ala Homer, who is enjoying himself immensely. 'Gosh, you know Bart knows Michael Jackson too you know!' brags Homey with his mouth stuffed with food. 'Actually' corrects Lisa 'he knew a lunatic that Dad met in the mental hospital who THOUGHT he was Michael Jackson.' 'yeah, yeah' interrupts Homer. 'hey, do those devilbonks of yours get in your eyes when you bowl?' Bart is completely Misfitsified by now, dressed in leather and panda bear eye makeup, with a yellow yarn knitted devilock hanging in front of his nose. He keeps poofing it to keep it out of his fork as he eats. Maggie giggles and coos happily. All the Simpson stories are shared with the Misfits as they watch the Itchy and Scratchy Special on that evening, as Mo and Doyle lift weights. Graves and Chud are seen doubled over in laughter with Lisa and Homer on the couch as Itchy proceeds to decapitate Scratchy in the classic "This Spurting Life". after the show is over, Bart shows them to the treehouse, where Marge has outfitted it with 101 Dalmation sleeping bags and pillows. Bart is pulling out his Radioactive Man collection when Mo looks out the treehouse window overlooking the Flanders backyard and sees.....GLENN! being baptized by Ned in the birdbath. He gasps and says, who the hell has Glenn Danzig staying with them? Who ARE those people? Bart says, oh just the stupid Flanders family. A bunch of Biblethumpers. Losers, ya know? A smile crosses Jerry's face. To be continued......................... ~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~ "...On the Permafrost..." Crimson Ghost - crmsngst@planet.net Denmother - nrwidow@magicnet.net Operator's Manual http://www.planet.net/CrimsonGhost/om -=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~-=`=-~ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 20:34:17 -0400 (EDT) From: Jess Cyphers Subject: atari stencils glenn's comics uneasy listening all i have to say is atari kicks ass, they last forever and you can beat the shit out of them. get mad at a game, stomp up and down on the atari... even if it breaks you can go but a new one at a flea market for $5... every one seems to be all confused and stuff how to make cool misfits stencils and the like... well here is how: take the image you want, photocopy it enlarging it to the size you want. take a glue stick and glue it to posterboard and cut out the parts you want coloured in. for more complicated designs you may need two or more stencils of the same image and overlap the areas to be painted... then get a paint marker from any art supply store and colour in the stencil... it works great... i did my entire jacket this way... glenn's comics... great art, good story, shitty dialog... glenn really should let someone else write the dialog... his is really really pathetic. i got uneasy listening today (finally) its pretty good, though i still like black ara better, but then again they are pretty different... yet strangly similar. ------------------------------ From: JimBison@aol.com Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 20:49:09 -0400 Subject: you're all so fuckin' MEAN greetings, you surly lot o' punks- You can all scroll through this, because I have no actual information, I'm just going to communicate with the other people on the list. I still read the whole thing, anyway. Come on, CG, I'm looking forward to the Flame Mark issue, just because I'm a stupid loser, and my contact with other humans is limited. Sure, it's UNpunk as fuck to have organized activities like this, but I'm convinced that real punks would be too busy destroying things to even post to this list. REAL punks probably wouldn't live very long, for that matter. However, the 138 special issue is a pretty stupid idea... in precisely what way would that issue be any different from every other issue of the bible??? Hepcat - NO, friend, you are NOT the only person on this list who doesn't like Danzig. I nearly shat myself when I heard Glenn was teaming up with some guy from Fight - hahaha that's the band fronted by ex-Judas Priest singer and schmuck Rob Halford!!! Uhh, yeah, that will be pretty cool. aon-1 ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 00:22:57 -0500 From: Brian Cox Subject: Jerry Cantrell playing on the Danzig lbum In bible #205 Thomas Crescenzi wrote: >is it true that the new album has jerry cantrell on guitar? is that >why alice in chains abruptly cancelled their tour? and is jerry going >to stay on permanently with the reborn danzig, or did he just do the >album? I can't positivly tell you he is not playing on the new album but I'm pretty sure he is not. There hasn't been anything on the Jerry Cantrell page and I havn't got anything from the AIC mailing list either. Alice In Chains has no plans to break up so it doesn't seem that likely. The reason they are not touring is that Mike Inez (bass player) is touring with Ozzy right now and it is kind of hard to be in twoi places at once. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 23:26:46 -0500 From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) Subject: Down sizing... Hello to all the fiends: well its friday and i'm hoping when i read this issue that we got off the topic of active passive as an arguement. This has gone to far i must say. I know that a lot of you were mad at me for what was said but you have to remember i said it in *MY DEFENCE OF WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING*. What you all choose to do with the Bible is up to you. I had hoped that everyone would realize that we are here for a common interest and that is the beginning of being friends or in our case fiends. I know that not everyone feels comfortable to post infront of this mass amount of crazies. No one wants to be flamed and boy i'm not sure if a new member who read last weeks Friday issue would ever want to post after seeing how i ripped down by a lot of you. Does this mean no more activities or me being me, no fucking way. I'm what you see, though not as loud for quite awhile. The loudness and screaming in your eyes will come back when the need is real. As for the Flaming Mark issue, that is up to you and some of the replies i got are funny as hell. What are the prizes, to bad you won't know till after the the contest is over. Bobby and i think i might make things a little more interesting. Plus let me put it this way the main prize is something you will kick yourself for not participating for. So the rest is up to all of you. As you know CG flamed me, as you also know i'm not flaming back, and you know what the outcome was is not going to be posted cause that is not my style. FOr those of you who will try and flame me for being to holy to flame him, before you start filling up the bible again ***FUCK YOU*** i don't care what you think of how i handle myself. So maybe we can get to posting some interesting stuff, it was nice to hear from Mary that Glenn will be back on tour soon, and the new lp will be out i hope. well time to say chao till Monday, have a nice weekend, try to get your Mark Flames in if you want to play. Later to all you fiendies everywhere!?! TES777(tammy) ------------------------------------- To contribute to the next issue, please send email to: misfits@virginia.edu For more information, contact Mark Kennedy at: msk4m@watt.seas.virginia.edu For answers to almost all questions, please check The Misfits World Wide Web page before posting, located at: http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m/ The Misfits mailing address is: Misfits Fiend Club | P.O. Box 310 | Vernon, NJ 07462 For more info on the #misfits IRC channel, visit: http://www.localnet.com/~angstboy/misfit.html The views expressed here are those of the individual authors only. 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Jumping the Gun... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: _______ Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #206 Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 12:32:57 -0400 (EDT) > From: fennellw@bc.edu > was that really glen or some goddamned son of a bitch? I think YOU know who it really was. > Date: Thu, 18 Jul 1996 02:08:47 -0400 (EST) > From: Russ Rockefeller > Subject: IDEAS > > rumors of this) MARK: it would be an excellent idea to include misfits > concert listings at the end of every issue, this way everyone will know > where the misfits will be headed next, and we can follow them on the tour. Hey, I put the dates in every once in a while. I'll even put them in right here: RESURRECTION TOUR '96 (Anthrax, Life Of Agony, Cannibal Corpse opening) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 07/26/96 Eagles Ballroom Milwaukee, WI 07/27/96 Murat Egyptian Room Indianapolis, IN 07/28/96 Phoenix Plaza Amp Detroit, MI 07/29/96 Ogden Street Music Hall Buffalo, NY 07/31/96 The Strand Providence, RI 08/01/96 Avalon Boston, MA 08/02/96 The Boathouse Norfolk, VA 08/03/96 Capital Ballroom Washington, DC 08/04/96 Metal Fest Cleveland, OH 08/10/96 Pure Energy Colorado Springs, CO 08/11/96 Bricks Salt Lake City, UT 08/13/96 Club Rio Phoenix, AZ 08/14/96 Paragon Tucson, AZ 08/15/96 Soma San Diego, CA 08/16/96 The Palace Hollywood, CA 08/17/96 The Palace Hollywood, CA 08/18/96 The Fillmore San Francisco, CA 08/20/96 DV8 Seattle, WA 08/21/96 Roseland Portland, OR 08/31/96 Action Park Vernon, NJ The band will be selling the following items on this tour: 7 shirts (including Repka's "Resurrection" shirts), Lucanae magazine, posters, and stickers. > From: Justin Deming > Subject: Misfits up the ass! > Okay, lemmie get this straight: Boxed-Set has everything except Walk > Among Us, right? Also, are the original studio sessions that Glenn > dubbed over for LoB avalible? Yes. Static Age (CD #4 on the box) is all original and non-overdubbed. Disc 3, Horror Business session includes the original versions of Eagles and Marilyn. Un-overdubbed She is not out YET. Halloween and American Nightmare are the only known mixes of those particular recordings. > From: Jon Jorden > Subject: Bible Shirt > Ok a few things... Who exactly is printing this bible shirt? Cause basically > all you need for a 1 color shirt is a silk screen, some ink, photoemulsion & > acetate, and blank shirts. Supposedly, this will be done by the guys who do most Misfits shirts. As soon as I get hold of Rocky, I'll have more info. mark ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 09:35:16 -0700 From: Richard Hinojos Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #206 > From: andy van langen > What has our friend Rikki been up to lately? We miss the Ball in > Pennsylvania! David "Riki" Rachtman has been doing a god-awful radio show on the god-awful alternative talk-radio format on KLSX in Los Angeles. for more info, get Scott Hagie's KROQ FAQ in alt.fan.kroq. BTW, KLSX is the LA home of Uncle Howie. > From: Crimson Ghost > Subject: Simpson's Episode hahahaha. great stuff, kids. anybody else see the simpsons THX trailer? you've been raped by a frat boy, don't cry you smashed his face, don't cry black, burning fire -(16)- ryq ------------------------------ From: Charlene / aneokle Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 11:55:07 +0000 Subject: simpsons misfits episode that plot is great!(especially danzig w/ the flanders!)is there any chance at all of this ever hapening? that's all chuk ...hangin' in...hangin' out...and hangin' on... ------------------------------ From: Charlene / aneokle Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 17:47:18 +0000 Subject: simpsons misfits episode that plot is great!(especially danzig w/ the flanders!)is there any chance at all of this ever hapening? that's all chuk ...hangin' in...hangin' out...and hangin' on... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 20:30:19 -0400 (EDT) From: Jim Jenkins Subject: Cruelty in GCI (fwd) My name is Jim Jenkins and I am currently trying to save the life of a death row inmate. His name is Frank Chester and he is truly an innocent man on death row. To find out more about his case, look for the essay Until Justice is Served under the Death Penalty section of the Bruderhof web site (I am not a Bruderhof member). Recently Frank was transferred from Greene Correctional Institute in Pennsylvania to Pittsburgh because the guards there were caught torturing Frank. They poured acid on his arms, kicked in his rib cage and thre him repeatedly down a flight of 14 steps? Why, you ask? Because GCI was sued by Frank and he won. He charged them with deliberate indifference. He was born with Celiac Disease, a pre- existing conndition that dictates a certain diet to remain healthy. On the street, you can stop it from ever rupturing. In prison, you have to have special foods not on their menu in order to sustain yourself. Frank was denied medication and food by this prison to where he sued them and WON! But the prison guards decided to take matters into their own hands and they beat him. Luckily a warden was on duty and caught the guards. And now he is in another prison. But his health his still in trouble and he is still in danger of being hurt... I just wanted people to know that even on Death Row, there are still cruel acts being carried out, even in maximum security prisons like this... I ask for prayers for my Frank and for you to review his case. Email me for details. I am currently trying to raise $2,500 for some psychological tests to help further implicate the prison and eventually prove Frank's innocence. Write to me at thejimsterguy@prodigy.com if you can help! ------------------------------ From: NghtMary@aol.com Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 20:39:08 -0400 Subject: Stuff... Hello Fiends! Somone wanted to know about Jerry Cantrell playing on Glenn's new album.. yes, he is on "Hand of Doom" (Black Sabbath) which sould be pretty cool if they did it the same way Danzig did at a show in Florida on the last US tour. I video taped it and just love the version they did... very cool stuff. Should be incredible with Jerry on it! Also, everyone wants to know why Glenn had The Misfits removed from the hotel. It was because they had camped outside his door and he didn't want to see them. They had gone through all the proper channels (calling friends, band members, and management) and all of these got them the same answer.. "not interested, don't want to talk about it". But being the determined guys they are (they were on a mission) they wanted talk him into it, so they decided to take a chance and go to the hotel in person.. not a good idea. He does not like anyone hanging outside of his room (obviously, who would?) It's a shame it had to come down to that, but you can't blame either one of the parties involved. Keep up the good work Mark.. we luv ya! =) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 21:06:00 PST Subject: *U*N*S*U*B*S*C*R*I*B*E* ALREADY!!!! From: Jay HellHound Pavento I was very disappionted to read Cg's post in bible 205. He trashed the misfits and the bible. If you have a problem with special issues don't participate in them. I was behind you last time you threatened to unsub, but now I'm just sick of your complaining so fuck off and go home!! On a lighter note, I was thinking of 138 the other day and came up with a serious thought (who wooda thunk it possible). Maybe 138 was writen after the 138th person joined the fiend club?? wadda ya think?? Also I was thinking about the song "Come Back". Does anyone know if this is about a particular person? If not, what is it about? Is it just Glenn's feeble atempt at writing a love song?? Does anyone else love the drums in that song? HellHound P.S. I didn't get bible 206 so if anyone still has it, could you forward it to me???? ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 19 Jul 96 20:29:12 -0700 From: John Boyer Subject: nothing 1)anyone got a kryst the conquer album i could buy or copy? 2)when does the black light single come out? 3)i will be on on vacation for a week so dont get mad if i dont post 4)bobby:when will you be on irc next? thanks karatejon ------------------------------ From: JGellis100@aol.com Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 22:33:58 -0400 Subject: STUPID AS FUCK!!! ALL of YA! For all of you who are wondering about the true meaning og 138, its the police code for " DRUNK IN PUBLIC " GOT THAT YOU LITTLE FIENDIES!!!???!!! An for all of tose reading this that think there **** PUNK **** as FUCK, your not. How punk is it to have a computer and be on the WWW and all that shit. If you were really punk you'd be livin on the streets as a lower class social outcast banded with others like yourselves and fighting for what ever you believe in! They owe us a livin'!! *** 'Course they do, 'course they do! *** They owe us a livin'!! *** 'Course they do, 'course they do! *** They owe us a livin'!! *** 'Course they fuckn' do.... AGE is a RIP-OFF!!! Oi Oi Oi A working-class RIP-OFF!!! Oi Oi Oi.... P.S. Hey Danzig!!! I hope you read this you stupid fuck up, sell-out rockstar!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------ From: mike&trisha Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 20:46:17 -0700 DANZIG SUCKS EGGS. XOXOXO, -- MIKE,26,VIRGO ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 20 Jul 1996 09:26:27 -0500 (CDT) From: Eric Richards Subject: re:AIC >The reason they are not touring is that Mike Inez (bass player) is touring >with Ozzy right now and it is kind of hard to be in twoi places at once. .From what I understand the reason they arent touring is because of Layne once again. Besides Inez isn't with Ozzy, Robert Trujillo from Suicidal Tendencies has got that job. 2.13.79 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 20 Jul 1996 18:44:40 -0700 From: Justin Deming Subject: :tcejbuS I'm gonna get the damn Misfits on Dave Letterman!!! Everyone, please continue sending e-mail to . Whoever had this awesome idea, I salute you! Jon Jordan, if we make this t-shirt open to everyone in the world, there's no point in making it through the Bible! This shirt MUST have the URL for Misfits Central and e-mail for the Misfits Bible, or I will not buy it. It should also have the damn band's logo somewhere! How about the back, have those three thingy-doodles, eh? Anyway, my old MBs have been erased by an error on my fucking comp (wouldn't you know it) so I need to know how to get one of these again. I'll try to scrape up the money for it. $2 Video Man, send me e-mail and I'll get to you. Bobby Steel, is the Undead-discography with the June 30th deadline still effective? Lost Boy Distribution, gimmie gimmie gimmie shock therapy, and some e-mail with it! My Bible cut off when Fladers met Danzig, people, THIS IS PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get me some way to see the whole fucking Bible, okay? Fuck you later! ^J. ------------------------------ From: WarPigz@aol.com Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 15:50:26 -0400 Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #206 Hella all and I would like to say what a great thang you've got going here. But here is my story... My name is Tom and that's just it. As with some present Misfits fans, I got into them through Metallica's Garage Days Re-Revisited. 'Course their version isn't the best and their live version is better then the GDRR version but I digress. I am 15 years of age and the first album/collection I got was Collection II for the most obvious reason, Last Caress. I dug the whole fucking CD and I listened to it ALL the time. Few months later (actually May 22, the day AFTER the Metallica Until It Sleeps single was released) I went through a horrible accident involving a track meet, a 12 pound Shotput, and my head. On the stretcher I did a hand prong while I was bleeding all over my self and being wheeled onto the Ambulance, an act I am still remembered for around here. Lucky to be alive and sustaining a lost tooth, broken nose, and skull fracture, I was hospitalized for two days and released. I didn't have a shirt anymore, so I had a gown on that was tucked into my bloody shorts. My dad promised me a shopping spree at the local Coconuts music store so instead I told my brother to get the following Items while I waited inside the car: Black Sabbath-Technical Ecstacy(a sweet album) and the Misfits Boxed Set. I actually ended up with that and the Randy Rhoads Tribute Album and the Alice In Chains video-The Nona Tapes(Fucking Hilarious). I just loved the whole boxed set. It was what I listened to all day while I was home for that whole ordeal. The deal is, The Misfits are number 4 in my tightly packed favorite bands, all together being 1-Metallica(I'm a heavy Metallica collector) 2-Alice In Chains 3-Black Sabbath (1969-1979) 4-The Misfits 5-Ozzy solo. But I really love the Misfits and once I saw a digest, I went nuts. So this is my big intro. If anyone would like to talk about these other bands as well as The Misfits, hell, E-Mail me. Oh, and my favorite song of the Misfits is Hybrid Moments, is that okay? Tom P.S. Metallica's deceased bassist, Cliff Burton was immortalized with his Misfits grinning skull tattoo on his right shoulder, remember that.... ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 20 Jul 1996 17:27:59 -0700 From: Ken Ward Subject: More punk records for the Fiends. Oi! I know what 138 is for sure now. It's how many times I've puked after reading the "debate". Anyway, I've got some more goodies for you. If anyone sees a VERY large Misfits collection for sale in Denver, Colorado please e-mail me at misfit@slinknet.com immediately. These are stolen! Also Samhain and Danzig pieces. There was a Samhain bootleg 7" #'d 41/100 called "All Murder, All Guts, All Live!" and a Danzig bootleg 7" of the first show #'d 433/500. I can prove other details about most of these records. Anyway for sale to the fiend$ with the be$t $upply: Biafra, Jello No More Cocoons 2XLP Biafra, Jello High Priest of Harmful Matter 2XLP Biafra, Jello I Blow Minds for a Living 2XLP " w/Mojo Nixon Will the Fetus Be Aborted? 7" FIRST PRESSING Brujeria !Machetazos! 7" ditto Brutal Juice Black Moment of Panic 7" warped Celtic Frost Cold Lake LP hey, it's collectible give me a break! Circle Jerks Group Sex LP cut-corner Circle Jerks Wild in the Streets LP ^^^^^^^^^^ Clash Double A-side single 12" one word...RARE! Cramps Creature from the Black Leather Lagoon 12" UK pressing Crass Yes Sir, I Will 12" The 45-minute single DANZIG LIVE IN NEW YORK LP !!!!HEY POSEURS!!!!! '88 show Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables LP Recent ATR version " " In God We Trust, Inc. 12" " " Plastic Surgery Disasters LP " " " " LP Still sealed " " Frankenchrist LP Corrupt your minds with Geiger! " " Bedtime for Democracy LP Gatefold sleeve. Wow! " " Give Me Convenience... LP+7" First press, I think " " ...or Give... LP+7" Newer " " ...Me Death LP-7" Australian press (red) no single now! Dead Milkmen Smokin' Banana Peels 12" Cut-out Eater The Album (green) [UK] LP MINT! I want BUCK$ for thi$! Exploited Punks Not Dead LP Repress of 2000 Exploited Troops of Tomorrow LP Repress of 2000 Galloping Coroners (AKA VHK) Hello, Universe! 7" Hack Rawhead 7" Generation X 4 12" British EP LARD The Power of LARD 12" P.i.L. This is What You Want... LP The BEST Public Imagr record! UK Porch Expectorant 7" Ramones LP Repress " Rock'n'Roll High School LP PROMO!!! " Too Tough To Die LP 1990 Repress SAMHAIN SEASON OF THE DEAD LP 2 SHOWS ON ONE DISC SAMHAIN ***UNHOLY PASSION*** 12" 2nd PRESS BID IS AT $45 NOW! Tumor Circus Take Me Back or I'll Drown Our Dog 7" 1st press " " Meathook Up My Rectum 7" 1st press UNDEAD DAWN OF THE UNDEAD LP SHAGPILE, BOOBBBBYYY STEEEEEELE!!! Various Artists The Blasting Concept Volume 2 LP $3.49 suggested retail price =) " " CHUNKS 12" 1st PRESS RARE AS FUCK! " " Virus 100 LP Witch Trials 12" Zeni Geva Disgraceland 7" Japanese lyrics included MOST ALTERNATIVE TENTACLES SHIT STILL HAS BOOKLETS AND POSTERS AND CATALOGS AND HALF ARE FIRST PRESS Please send a bid for these. Minimum bid is $5 for a 12" and $2 for a 7". I will pay postage. ------------------------------ From: NJV aka dirt Date: Sat, 20 Jul 1996 23:45:39 +0000 Subject: Movie Madness and More Movie Madness-a collection of Misfit's tunes with introductory clips from the classic B-Movies (with a few exceptions) that were the inspiration behind them. It's a little long-deal with it! After listening to this collection, the thing that surprised me the most was that it hadn't been done before. D-rod has basically constructed his own "Misfit's "Greatest Hits", but with an added twist-each song opens with dialog from some of the "worst" but classic B-Flicks of all time. All of them are classic, but some stand out above the rest: Die Die My Darling, Both Halloweens, Horror Business, and especially Skulls: From: Plan 9 I, A FIEND? I am a soldier of our planet." Then it jumps to "Skulls" I don't think I need to go into a detailed explanation of each cut-you all know the movies and the songs; however, it's appealing to me because it gives me a new and interesting way of listen to the songs that I've been listening to for the past 13 years. It's a must (for $2, damn I can't buy a beer in most bars for $2) for anyone who likes campy horror flicks, and the Misfits. e-mail D-rod for details. It looks like it could be a money maker to me. With record companies like Rhino releasing tons of punk compilations by periods and themes, it wouldn't surprise me if Glen or Caroline did something like this. Oh, just to give you fore warning: if you think the Misfit's were "just" a novelty act, then scroll past this. I guess I just want to voice my opinion here, its probably been said before, but oh well. There are a lot of ways to judge the worth and talent of bands, and one thing that is important to me is how their songs sound to me and how I feel when I listen to the music. I think we can all agree that the "novelty" behind the Misfit's was their onstage presence and the "shock horror" of their song's lyrics, but there had to be something more there for us to be here talking about them, and people e-mailing me from all over the world to get Misfit's videos. The fact is, the Misfits wrote damn good songs! They may not be musically intricate or intellectually stimulating, but I find myself singing their songs to myself all the time. I'll have a meeting with my boss, and I won't be able to get "Die Die My Darling" out of my fucking head. Or I'll be cutting the grass and for the whole 20-30 minutes be sing "We are 138" or "Return of the Fly" over and over again. Their songs can be so outrageous, but dammit "She," "Last Caress," and "Hate Breeders" are just as catchy and sing songy as "Saturday Night" by the Bay City Rollers, "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" by the Beatles, or "Peggy Sue" by Buddy Holly. The Misfit's weren't necessarily innovators, but they stole melodies from the right people to make their songs almost infectious. Uh and yah, fuck you Mark, and lick my hairy nut sack too-(my addition to the flame-Mark-thing) Just my two cents, in this mess called the bible Nick ------------------------------ From: "Dorin M. Petre" Date: Sun, 21 Jul 1996 13:30:20 +0200 Subject: dave letterman I guess it would be cool if the misfits were on letterman, but they'd have a better chance getting on Conan ... -greg *** Talk to me over the 'Net! *** Iphone address: Dorin@pub1.ipn.vocaltec.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 21 Jul 1996 22:25:42 PST Subject: MY LAST POST From: Jay HellHound Pavento at the end of my last post i asked for copies of bible 206. but i got one so thanks anyway!!! HellHound ------------------------------ From: mike&trisha Subject: Crimson Ghost says WAH(again) Date: Sun, 21 Jul 1996 17:54:12 -0700 What's up guy(CG), if you're gonna cry about shit all the time then why not unsubscribe? I'm sure a lot of people out there like spec.issues and voting on dumb stuff. I guess some of us just aren't "punkrock" enough to post with the likes of you. why don't you smoke a joint before reading the Bible=) Peace, Love, and WubbaWubba, (now that's punk rock) -- MIKE,26,VIRGO ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 01:10:45 -0400 (EDT) From: "Michael W. Dunn" Subject: Doyle hello, I work with a guy that says that he has a video of a 1981 Misfits show where a guy comes on stage and Doyle (or someone else in the band) hits him with his guitar and kills him. I will get this video from the guy so that I can see for myself but does anyone have any knowledge of this? Anyone else want to join The Denmother fan club? She ROCKS!!! md ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 02:02 -0700 (PDT) From: Mike Subject: southern cal tour ahh...three concerts, three days. august 15th. san diego august 16th. san bernadino august 17th. hollywood anyone else taking in the trio of dates? Mike mtw4@axe.humboldt.edu ------------------------------ From: Warhammer Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 10:19:42 +1100 Subject: The return of... Warhammer here, I ahve returned to the realm of the human beasts(thats earth for the subversives)I want to see Misfits!!!!! must respond to recent issues: Whoever the Glenn poser was you suck!!!! you shit sucking maggot have you nothing better to do than to send bogus posts to the bible? I don't think anyone thought it was funny so get a fukin life!!!!!! onward whoever mentioned glenn in the same area as the shit matthews band I am very displeased! To CG and Denmother(my goddess, hows the pagan fertiltiy rites going) I love the story it is awesome. I can't wait for the next part. Suggestion After Glenn gets baptized he starts to freak out like Damien did in the Omen when he was approaching the church. This jolts glenn's memory and in the background we hear The opening lyrics to Brand New God "I am a walikng screaming hell a thing of torture to behold..." He then procedes to beat the shit out of ned flanders for trying to baptize him as a catholic or whatever flanders is. Just a suggestion! Well any one who either hates me and wishes to flame me into oblivion or to those who have been born to my enlightened vision of beutiful bliss Out of watching the beautious act of total fukin annihilation of the morals and ethics that hold together the yuppy society of the hypocrites who try to run our lives(oh poor twisted me). Please the address is up at the top as well as right here: pmdek1@gannonlab.gannon.edu You have every reason to write me I invite the company!!!!!! one more thing DANZIG SAMHAIN MISFITS ALL RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guiding the lost souls into the warm and friendly bliss that is eternal damnation The Warhammer "I don't know if I'm dead or alive all I know is I've run out of time"-King Diamond-"From the Other Side"-The Spider's Lullabye ------------------------------ From: neil kaiser Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #206 Date: Sat, 20 Jul 1996 21:58:54 -0400 (EDT) This post is waaaaaay late and I am sorry I have been a passive member.. (I been away for Summerbut i promise to be more active) Ok I'd like to say that I write back and forth to Dr. Chud and he is the coolestguy.. he is sooo nice He seemed as happy to meet me at the two shows as I was to meet him.. The Misfits are not musical geniuses.. They are great guys who play catchy music that is very cool.. anyway this is about the Roseland show and I'd appreciate opinions on this.. Was anyone out there at both the Sub Zero show (ct.) as and Roseland? They were both great fun.. but Sub Zeros was much more fun... more personal.. Stage diving and meeting the band.. Roseland.. was bigger.. and just,, I don't know.. it lost me.. Anyway I will see them in Asbury Park (If I can get tickets) Anyone going from Long Island and want to give me a lift? I'd appreciate it.. I will hopefully be at Action Park too.. THE MISFITS ARE GREAT! I have been out of it lately.. now if i am an admitted "passive" member who reads all the bibles (i am catching up) will I still get the bible? By the way mark please email me and tell me about the shirt? I missed that bible Thanks.. TOM!!!! ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 21 Jul 1996 03:02:38 -0700 From: C Farrell Subject: Times Square in NY I just came from the Times Square show in New Paltz, NY, (where were you Neil?). The show was cool, and the openers were real good. Bobby Steele sang "Where Eagles Dare" with The Migraines.... For those of you who haven't yet heard Times Square, it's quite different from The Undead, but still sounds like there is a Bobby Steele influence present... I had the chance to interview Bobby after the show for the 1st issue of my zine, "Theory X". He was open and candid about his experiences with the Misfits and beyond. Anyone interested in obtaining a copy should send $2ppd (cash or a check payable to Tom Farrell)to: GogmaGod Records Rd 1 box 172 Rt. 22 Wassaic, NY 12592 Devils are born in angels arms Tom Undermine ------------------------------ From: neil kaiser Subject: Animal Room Date: Sat, 20 Jul 1996 22:35:00 -0400 (EDT) Does anyone know about this movie? The misfits role? Help? Kaiser27@matrix.newpaltz.edu Can someone emaikl me shirt info and tour info of anymore shows in NY or Nj before Action Parj (besides Asbury.. FUCK!) Thanks Evan.. YOU RULE! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 08:41:42 -0400 (EDT) From: Bipolar Hoehner Subject: Phallic State? first a response from CG. >From: "Michael W. Dunn" > > Dave: What's my favorite song? (pause) Tomorrow Never Knows, >....or The REdemption Song by Bob Marley (author's note: There is no "The" >in front of Redemption Song. This is arguably one of the most wonderful >songs ever written. :) ) Tommorrow never knows?? Redemption Song? what are you a hippie? when you say Tomorrow Never Knows you're talking about the live version by Phil Manzanera & Brian Eno, right? they are so cool that they just call it TNK. As long as I have your attention... What's this stuff about you loving and admiring my girlfriend? yeah I hear you, she's pretty fucking great. SOrry I lost my train of thought, I had to yell at the Denmother to put her Howard Jones Cd away... As Ben(ito) Todd would say, greetings from the phallic state. I'd first like to thank the ever moronic Bill Clinton & the International Oylmpic committee for delaying my plane in Atlanta. Polititians and jocks, perfect together. and now a word from the Denmadre....(not Neil McAllister's, mind you, but most of you dont seem to mind!) on the record regarding the Simpsons matter.....yes, if the feedback is good,or at least interesting, we'll continue the saga of the Misfitsimpsons. We hope you enjoy it, we sure had fun doing it (hmmm, that didnt sound right, maybe I better rephrase....)...it was fun to WRITE. so let us know, we have several prospective endings in mind. While it WAS fun to write, its still a lot of work to type up and paste together. And yes, I do have the address for Bongo (thats Groening's comix company FYF'inI) so I was considering pestering old Matt with some ideas, but I don't have any high hopes. Still, ya never know in this wacky world. well short posts are good posts so...... and in the immortal words of Wormchow Allin, BITE IT, YOU SCUM!!!! Crimson Ghost Patricia top Misfits Bible, Number 208 Wednesday, July 24th 1996 Today's Topics: Re: Misfits Bible, #207 tour stuff Re:Newer Misfits line-up Ignore that last post. I just got it. re: AIC Alice In Chains AZ shows If you're gonna scream...scream with me. (no subject) Fits video, KTC, video, Uneasy Listening Doyle flame mark Re: Misfits Bible, #207 warhammer Whoa, sheez! Re: Misfits Bible, #207 stuff News vinyl Fits on Late Night TV... Bids on my wax. milwaukee confirm/deny warp tour major/minor Misfits sighting Tab new music Mark Kennedy is a god.(READ THIS OR I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL.) On to the deadline... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: _______ Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #207 Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 12:09:45 -0400 (EDT) Bobby's prizes are great, so flame me up! mark ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 11:41:21 -0500 (CDT) From: El Phantasmo Subject: tour stuff I don't get it. Mark, why are the Misfits skipping the Anthrax, Life of Agony, Cannibal Corpse show in Lawrence, Ks. on August 9th? The tour dates show them playing just about every other day but that one? What the hell? I wanna see the damn 'Fits. Aargh. p.s.--Nick V.--I got the video, it kicks ass, although you're right, the quality isn't too spiffy. But that's okay, cuz it's the 'Fits. Do you have any vids of theirs that ARE good quality?? Just wonderin'. Thanks again... Adam ------------------------------ From: WarPigz@aol.com Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 13:22:02 -0400 Subject: Re:Newer Misfits line-up I'm interested in getting recordings of the current Misfits line-up. ANYONE who can help me in the search gets......my gratitude. Hey I'm Cheap!!! Also I need a recording of Metallica singing Holloween II with Danzig and some other song........ I have plenty of stuff of Metallica, some tapes and 22 CDs I'd be happy to make copy's of for trade with Misfits, hard-to-find Metallica stuff, and the above mentioned materials. 2 of the standouts in my collection of Metallica is Cliff's first and last shows. Tom ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 13:09:38 PST Subject: Ignore that last post. I just got it. From: undead@juno.com (bobby steele) Hey assholes, Now that I have your attention, you have just a few more hours to flame Mark. We've got prizes for this. Some of this shit is worth more than a king's ransom (not really, but we gotta hype this up). We may have a show with THE UNDEAD in Detroit in August. I'll have all the info next week, I hope. There'll be three or four shows in total, and THE MIGRAINES are backing me up on this. >From: John Boyer >Subject: nothing >3)i will be on on vacation for a week so dont get mad if i dont post I don't know about everyone else, but I'm already pissed. I'm gonna arrange for Cg to rip your entrails out. >4)bobby:when will you be on irc next? I'll be busy for most of August, but I'm hoping to get back on in September. I still have some of those AOL freebies that I'm saving just for that purpose. >From: JGellis100@aol.com >Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 22:33:58 -0400 >Subject: STUPID AS FUCK!!! ALL of YA! >An for all of tose reading this that think there **** PUNK **** as >FUCK, your not. How punk is it to have a computer and be on the WWW and >shit. >If you were really punk you'd be livin on the streets as a lower class >outcast banded with others like yourselves and fighting for what ever > I hope you're kidding. Then again, you did quote CRASShole at the end of you post, so you probably beleive that shit. It's funny, 'cause the last few people that I remember hearing parroting that line are both rich as fuck now. Once they found out that they could have a piece of the corrupt system, they cashed in. >They owe us a livin'!! >*** 'Course they do, 'course they do! *** Who is THEY? >P.S. Hey Danzig! I hope you read this you stupid fuck up, sell-out rockstar! >FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! I'm sure he's crying over that. >From: Justin Deming >Subject: :tcejbuS >Bobby Steel, is the Undead-discography with the June 30th deadline >still effective? YEAH. The prices are still the same. I haven't had a chance to update it. ------------------------------ From: WarPigz@aol.com Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 13:17:22 -0400 Subject: re: AIC I forgot who but someone said there is no AIC tour due to Mike Inez is touring with Ozzy and he can't be two places at once. But if anyone recalls, Alice In Chains is now touring with KISS so either they got a replacement bassist(no!) or Mike is back(yea!). Go figure. Tom ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 12:34:10 -0500 (CDT) From: Bone Machine Subject: Alice In Chains This has nothing to do with the Misfits, but there were some people talking about AIC not touring. I don't know if they are doing a full tour or not, but I saw them open for Kiss on 6-30-96. They are still alive and Layne hasn't overdosed yet. Anyway, for a bit of Misfits, has there been any more word on the new Misfits 7"? Is it just me or is it taking a long ass time to get the shit released? ------------------------------ From: "JeanC,SrA,49CS/SCONO" Subject: AZ shows Date: Mon, 22 Jul 96 11:39:00 PDT Anybody else going to the Tucson show? get with me!! Simpson/Misfits -->hillarious Michael Dunn...get us all copies!! Tes777 the guilt-trip was fun. later - Chris FIENDS ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 13:18:42 -0500 From: Ken Ward Subject: If you're gonna scream...scream with me. Okay, Mark, I'll flame you. You're a limey cunt who'll never get laid because you have nothing better to do with your life than spend all day writing about the Misfits. You fucking Misfits whore. Hey, I like the Simpsons idea. But obviously, you guys aren't taking it very seriously if you really want The Misfits on there. Just constructive criticism. I like the story, but it would NEVER make it on FOX. What am I saying? They have COPS! Ha ha. Yikes! Glenn in Chains? Alice in Danzig? What the fuck is that? C'mon, I thought that the first Danzig LP was okay for a metal album, but every Danzig LP after that wasn't exactly what I would call Music. Just my opinion. Samhain have been one of my favourite bands since 1986, along with The Misfits being my fave for a solid TEN years! How many of you who think you're so elite can say that. So don't tell me that I'm a poseur and I suck because I hate Glenn. HellHound, the Fiend Club wasn't around when We Are 138 was writen. IT IS FROM THX 1138!!!!!!! You goddamn son-of-a-bitches! Quit it! And Come Back has always seemed to be a song about suicide. Maybe I'm wrong? Hey, JGellis, fuck you. I have lived on the streets, and I'm comfortable enough with my punk status to say that I didn't pay for this computer. Also, my InterNet is a local provider. $20 a month unlimited hours. You're on Amerikkka On-Line! Gee, if you're so punk, why are you paying $5 an hour to Big Business? Justin, great idea about the Letterman Show. I don't watch TV, but I will if The Misfits are on. Tom, I wouldn't brag about the Metallica thing. Lie if you have to. Oh...and Tammy S., could you please e-mail me at misfit@slinknet.com with your full last name. I have this really crazy idea I might need to have a very LOUD word with you if you live in Miami! If not, sorry. But I will find that person! Wow! Did I just post a really long complaining I'm-more-punk-than-Biafra message? Sorry. Speaking of Biafra, does anybody know what Jello thinks about the reunion? I'm seeing the Ramones in Dallas Thursday! 'bout fuckin' time! And the Cash, er..Sex Pistols next Friday! I hear that Minor Threat are getting back together, too. Gee...when is the Punk-o-cash-o-rama tour? ANOK! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 15:05:25 -0400 From: "T. Sean Weintz" Subject: (no subject) > From: JGellis100@aol.com > Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 22:33:58 -0400 > Subject: STUPID AS FUCK!!! ALL of YA! > > For all of you who are wondering about the true meaning og 138, its the > police code for " DRUNK IN PUBLIC " GOT THAT YOU LITTLE FIENDIES!!!???!!! What state or city is this in? I asked a few cop friends of mine, and it ain't the code in New York City, and all the Cops I asked (most of which know the codes for NJ police) don't think it is the code in New Jersey or Lodi specifically. Where ther hell ya get that info from? ------------------------------ From: MDPPix@aol.com Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 16:28:41 -0400 Subject: Fits video, KTC, video, Uneasy Listening A couple of things, First, a friend of mine said he saw a Misfits video which contained videos of I think he said Braineaters and We Bite. Does such a video exist? And if so, how rare is it, and where could I possibly find a copy. Still looking for some Kryst the Conquerer, so if someone has that EP that they are willing to give away, sell, or copy, I am still interested. Please e-mail me at MDPPix@aol.com To whoever can get me info on this, I'm also wanting to buy that video of the Fits songs with the B-movies. So whoever you are, I WANT ONE. Let me know what I have to do to get a copy. Got Uneasy Listening the other day. Damn, was that hard to find. I searched the V section thinking that it would be under Von, but it wasn't. I had given up and was about to leave Tower Records when it caught my eye under the Danzig section. So all of you who are looking for this CD I suggest going to your local Tower and searching under Von, Morance, and Danzig. It will have to be under one of those. I recomend Tower because I saw it in two different stores in two different states, but one was under Von, and the other was under Danzig. Also got Dawn of the Undead, I like it. Love the cover of Ratfink. Well, that's my thought for today. C-ya Nick Chicken "Zounds!" I said when I saw them all. ------------------------------ From: JediMas138@aol.com Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 17:18:00 -0400 Subject: Doyle . From What I Hear, A Bunch Of Kids Were Acting "PUNK ROCK" By Throwing Shit At Doyle So He Beaned One Of Those Kids With His Gee-tar. And I Dissagree With JGellis100 With The Punk As Fuck Thing. If You Were Really "Punk Rock", You'd Be Sittin' In Front Of Yer Computer, Watchin' Your "punk Rock" Guitar Collect Dust,With Your Twelve Inch Purple Rancid Mohawk, While Slamming A Dew.(That Was All Sarcastic, By The Way.) Jedi ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 14:52:51 -0400 (EDT) From: Daniel King Subject: flame mark Well, I hear about this flame mark stuff, and I'll give it a try, but I'm no expert at flaming, so this is basically a first for me... Ok mr. rough and tough with your afro puff, you can kiss my brown cave. You call this a mailing list? All i see here is what I flushed yesterday, minus the corn chunks, but i'm sure they'll be there in the next issue. By the way, hows your mom and my kids, son? Tell them the check's in the mail. I regret ever fucking that dog, because you sure came out ugly boy, you look just like your mom though. Thats all i can think of... oh well, it was fun while it lasted. -Daniel King ------------------------------ From: Demock@aol.com Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 16:06:13 -0400 Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #207 Mark- This was a great thing that went to shit. I'm sorry you have to read all of these stupid posts. I want to unsubscribe. To the rest of you- I have seen the same stupid questions posted since issue 78 or so. Mark made the web page for a reason, can you people get off your lazy asses and actually look at it before you post something again... and again... and again... By the way... I was watching saved by the bell the other day.... CG- You had a great idea when you made a new list. Someone should do this for all of you stupid people to post to. Call it the I'll-repeat-myself-over-and-over list. Anyway, I want to thank Mark, CG, EVB, EvilDon and the FEW other people who have posted important things. You know who you are. You guys made this enjoyable but Its a shame you couldn't save it. I didn't post much because I didn't want more shit like "Ohh New Misfits Sighting!!!! I wiped my ass the other day and it made a crimson ghost!" When I want to know something new about the 'fits I'll look at Mark's page. Maybe you other losers should try that sometime! Love, Shaun ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 22:45:29 +0000 From: American Nightmare Subject: warhammer Warhammer watch yourself and who you call a shit sucking maggot. Are you dissapointed that your satanic ring leader did not insult us himself? Would it have been better if he did? The degree of gravity with which you take the misfits bible makes it seem that I'm attending a star trek convention every mwf. GlennvHenry? the true meaning of 138? I thought that fake Glenn posting was funny my only regret is evilive only has one l, which I found out too late! This is a forum to talk about the misfits and misfits related issues but to say I have nothing better to do? maybe I'll quote you <<>> yeah you must the coolest guy i've ever heard from, that's quite a job you have for yourself, how does one go about "Guiding the lost souls into the warm and friendly bliss that is eternal damnation?" PS- If it makes you feel better i can have Glenn email you later ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 19:07:37 -0700 From: Justin Deming Subject: Whoa, sheez! Has anyone ever noticed Rob Zombie is ALWAYS wearing Misfits/Samhain stuff? I didn't get the whole fucking MB again! I got someone to bitch at, the idiot who said, "> An for all of tose reading this that think there **** PUNK **** as FUCK, your > not. How punk is it to have a computer and be on the WWW and all that shit. > If you were really punk you'd be livin on the streets as a lower class social > outcast banded with others like yourselves and fighting for what ever you > believe in!" You sound like some rock-trendy loser, shithead! Nobody said they were punker-than-thou because Misfits fans (and if you are one you're just an idiot and a shame to all of us) aren't always trying to prove to everyone what a rocker they are. They don't have to. We've been through the shit twice over already, and we don't need to get by with fads + bad attitudes, so go fuck yerself sidesways, boy! You need to find a better way to deal with your insecurities than blasting others, fucker! P.S.- To all those who think God sucks and Christians are conservitive, just kiss my white American Christian ass and give it a fucking rest! - J. pdeming@stlnet.com P.S.2- Why don't we get the Undead on the late show? ------------------------------ From: "Roger Holmes" Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 21:40:46 GMT-4 Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #207 Did anyone ever notice that one of the thugs the crow kills in the comic is wearing a Misfits jacket? I dont remeber what issue it was in but Ill check. And a few days ago I saw a mag with an article on that James loser from Metallica. It showed his yearbook pic and writeup. Likes: Metal. Dislikes: Punk. Hmmmmmm. What a loser metalhead. He should not be aloud to be seen in a Misfits shirt. And Im hoping someone can answer this for me. What is Angelfuck about? >From reading the lyrics I kinda think it is about a guy that saves a whore from her miserable lifestle, kinda like in Taxi Driver. But I dont know if that would make sense or not. What do you guys\girls think? Later Roger PS: To all you Metallica fans, dont get pissed. I just find it kind of ironic is all that he would claim to be such a big misfits fan and yet claim to hate punk rock. ------------------------------ From: halloween@ezenet.com Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 23:55:34 -0400 Subject: stuff well, this posting thing is becoming a regular thing for us. It's Ian and Cara from Toronto, Canada again. This time, here's what we have to say. We're glad to see that there was no negative response to our "get Misfits on Dave" idea. But whoever said that they'd do better on Conan, you are probably right...so, why not try both. We emailed conan as well, and you all should too. Here are the adresses to which you should send gobs of mail to: Dave: lateshow@pipeline.com Conan: latenight@nbc.com If anyone is going to the buffalo show, A WEEK FROM TODAY! then mail us and let us know dammit. And to you who is doing three shows in three days...hate you. It took us three months to see three shows. Must be nice. Well, we're done, so bye. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 23:59:48 -0400 From: _______ Subject: News Hey Fiends, I talked to Jerry and Rocky (manager) tonight [7/22/96] and got the current update. They're hitting the road tomorrow for the final part of their summer tour. RESURRECTION TOUR '96 (Anthrax, Life Of Agony, Cannibal Corpse opening) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 07/25/96 Reptile House Grand Rapids, MI 07/26/96 Eagles Ballroom Milwaukee, WI 07/27/96 Murat Egyptian Room Indianapolis, IN 07/28/96 Phoenix Plaza Amp Detroit, MI 07/29/96 Ogden Street Music Hall Buffalo, NY 07/31/96 The Strand Providence, RI 08/01/96 Avalon Boston, MA 08/02/96 The Boathouse Norfolk, VA 08/03/96 Capital Ballroom Washington, DC 08/04/96 Metal Fest Cleveland, OH 08/10/96 Pure Energy Colorado Springs, CO 08/11/96 Bricks Salt Lake City, UT 08/13/96 Club Rio Phoenix, AZ 08/14/96 Paragon Tucson, AZ 08/15/96 Soma San Diego, CA 08/16/96 San Bernardino Arena San Bernardino, CA 08/17/96 The Palace Hollywood, CA 08/18/96 The Fillmore San Francisco, CA 08/20/96 DV8 Seattle, WA 08/21/96 Roseland Portland, OR 08/22/96 Starfish Vancouver, Canada 08/31/96 Action Park Vernon, NJ 09/08/96 Convention Center Asbury Park, NJ THE TOUR ~~~~~~~~ The tour will end at Action Park on August 31st, and they're looking for a lot of support at that show, as it's their home-coming show to end the tour. The gates open up at about noon and the show goes all day, with about 10 bands in all, playing on the stage at the park. The Misfits will go on last, around 9pm, and leave around 11pm. Tickets will be available through TicketMaster soon. A benefit show for WSOU FM Radio in South Orange, NJ has been added at the Convention Center on September 8th. This is the reason that the 7/30/96 show was cancelled. Between August 4th and 10th, some of The Misfits may return home briefly and Anthrax/Agony/Corpse will continue the tour without them until they rejoin them on the 10th. However, there's a slight possibility that The Misfits will be playing at those shows - this includes the 8/6 show in Tennessee and the 8/9 show in Kansas. They are also attempting to have shows added in Chicago and Denver. MARS ATTACKS SINGLE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The "Mars Attacks"/"The Hunger" single should be pressed up by mid-September with cover artwork by Ed Repka. The art is already done, and Mars Attacks itself has been mixed. The single will be sold at future shows and through the Fiend Club. Blacklight single will come out after Michale and Doyle touch it up a bit and mix the songs, but MARS ATTACKS will definitely be out first. The Blacklight single features artwork by Pushead. MISFITS BIBLE SHIRTS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Both guys seemed excited about the idea of The Misfits Bible shirt and are looking forward to seeing a copy of the artwork in the near future. The shirts will hopefully be made by the fall and then sold through this mailing list, probably 240 in all. OTHER (June 26th conversation) ~~~~~ In the future, Jerry would like to tour with local bands opening, to keep the ticket price down and help out some of the bands. However, he doesn't want you to send or give him tapes of you band. He has tons of mail to read and not a lot of time to go through tapes, so he came up with 2 options: 1) have the club owner pick a good local band to open 2) have someone from the Misfits Bible (me) listen to tapes of bands that want to open for them, and I'll send him the best 5 or so. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 00:32:16 -0400 From: Steve Hatcher Subject: vinyl Is Static Age going to be released on vinyl? I remember hearing that it was going to come out some time after the box set. Also, is Caroline ever going to release "In the Doorways"? I seem to remember that Glenzig sent the copy of it to late to make it on the box, but I assumed that meant that Caroline now does have it. Just hoping they might send it our way. Also, something I thought was amusing last weekend. I'm working in a factory for the summer mixing dye for carpet yarn (probably the worst job I've ever had). Anyway, we had to work last Saturday. The foreman said that we could leave early if everyone finished. After I finished mixing all my dye, I was waiting for the dyers to finish dying (sp?) the rest of the yarn. I got impatient and wanted to hurry up and get home, so I started singing "Dye, dye, dye my darling" to all the dyers. I don't think they quite knew how to take it, but I got a kick out of it anyway. OK, so it was a stupid story. Fuck it, I've got nothing better to do for the summer anyway. BTW thats my dad's address in the header, I can't get to my account this summer, so I'm using his. LordB chatcher@negia.net ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 02:54:24 -0500 (EST) From: Teevie Alan Subject: Fits on Late Night TV... Fuck all that noise! If the 'Fits are gonna be on a late night show, they should wait until 1997 to have their network TV debut on Jon Stewart's upcoming CBS show. Just my own opinion. Teevie >;0) "Hi, I'm Tom Snyder... tonight on the Late Late Show, it's a bunch of big guys with black eye makeup threatening to kill me." "GRRRRRR!!" ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 06:01:11 -0500 From: Ken Ward Subject: Bids on my wax. Oi! Just wanted to let everyone know that I will e-mail those of you with the highest bids during the wee hours of next Saturday, after the Sex Pistols show! Wow! It'll be a great week! Ramones in 48 hours at (gag) Lollapalooza, plus I can make fun of Rancid and Metallica. If they play Last Caress I'll puke. Then next Friday the Sex Pistols! Hey The Misfits need to play Dallas again! I found out a few days after the show that they were back together. It wasn't advertised in Denver! Oh, and excuse the signature file, but I can't get it to go away now. Sorry. ************************************************************************** He bought a sterilized hypo to shoot a sex machine drug He got 24 hours to shoot all Paulines between the legs He'll throw 96 tears in 24 hours, sexed once every hour Johnny hit and run Pauline LA bus doors open, kicking both doors open When it rested on sixth street, that's when he drug a girl inside He was spreading her legs and didn't understand dying, she was still awake Johnny hit and run Pauline When he was waking up, beside the bed he found clumps of hair The last Pauline wouldn't cooperate She wasn't what you'd call living, really, but she was still awake Johnny hit and run Pauline - "Johnny Hit And Run Pauline" by X ------------------------------ From: "Dorin M. Petre" Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 10:59:18 +0200 Subject: milwaukee seeing the metal fest is friday, all fiends going, email me... -greg *** Talk to me over the 'Net! *** Iphone address: Dorin@pub1.ipn.vocaltec.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 13:35:33 -0400 (EDT) From: Daniel Rodrigues hey there fiends, Well I am back from the beach, I have gottten the orders for the B-Movie Madness tapes and I will send them as soon as I get the cash. Well i have caught up on the last 2 bibles I missed and and is some responses on the last: >Date: Fri, 19 Jul 1996 21:06:00 PST >Subject: *U*N*S*U*B*S*C*R*I*B*E* ALREADY!!!! >From: Jay HellHound Pavento > >On a lighter note, I was thinking of 138 the other day and came up > with a serious thought (who wooda thunk it possible). Maybe 138 >was writen after the 138th person joined the fiend club?? wadda ya think?? The fiend Club was first advertised on 10/31/79, we are 138 was recorded 1/78 so no I dont think that is it. >From: NJV aka dirt >Date: Sat, 20 Jul 1996 23:45:39 +0000 >Subject: Movie Madness and More >The Misfit's weren't necessarily >innovators, but they stole melodies from the right people to make th= >almost infectious. Good to see you here again, and thanx for the plug. Well I find the same thing happening to me, the misfits always calm my nerves! I dont know they may be innovaters cause they had this image and raw power and fury to their music like no other, and mixed all together with some quick wit. For instance Bullet, a very dark gruesome song that is kind of funny in way. Funny thing is that being infectious well, I think that the misfits had a big deal in the seperation between me and my girlfriend, her refusal to support my joy in seeing them, and my desire to see them, which just lead to allot of grief, and the ultimate demise of a 3 yr relationship. >From: neil kaiser >Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #206 >Date: Sat, 20 Jul 1996 21:58:54 -0400 (EDT) >They were both great fun.. but Sub Zeros was much more fun... more >Stage diving and meeting the band.. Roseland.. was bigger.. and just >don't know.. it lost me.. Same here when I went to the winston salem show it was more personal they were in your face and hung for a while after the show, it was very easy to get on stage , actually they invited the crowd to come up and sing in a mic that was in front of doyle, obvioulsy he doesnt need it! Well at the Asbury park show at the stone poney there was no way you were getting onstage. I think maybe cuz they are close to home and really need to prove themselves , put on the best show possible musically. >Does anyone know about this movie? >The misfits role? I asked jerry about this at the pittsburgh show, and he said it was a Bad kid movie, They are performing, and he said then it was currently being edited. In other notes when you all go to the beach this summer, listen for the sightings, when you are at the beach all the little children calling for their Mommies to watch them and screaming "MOMMY" just like the song. I heard that about 100 times this weekend and it cracked me up every time! later D-Rod ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 13:43:52 -0400 From: Tarry Carapezza Subject: confirm/deny Can anyone confirm or deny that Tom the singer/bass guy from Slayer is wearing a Danzig t-shirt in their video for 'I Hate You'? He doesn't stay still long enough for me to tell. ------------------------------ From: Slint@gnn.com Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 13:05:42 Subject: warp tour Hey kids, just thought I'd tell ya that I went to the warp tour and seen Pennywise playing "Astro Zombies". Oh, and they played a clip from the warp tour on MTV (ugghhhh) and it showed them playing it. Just thought you'd like to know. P.S. Yeah I know its my first post, but I promise to be more active in the future. Slint ------------------------------ From: MDPPix@aol.com Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 14:41:06 -0400 Subject: major/minor Misfits sighting Salutations once again denizens, Wow, two posts in one issue, amazing. Anyway, I don't know if this is a major or a minor Misfits sighting, but you decide. I was watching MTV a few minutes ago, don't ask me why, but MTV News came on and I decided to watch it. They had something about the Warped Tour, and they showed a clip of Pennywise playing, of all things, Astro Zombies. I was shocked. The 'Fits on MTV, even if it was a cover. Well, check ya latah, Nick Chicken Da Da Da Da Da 'cuz its Mmmmm Mmmmm Good YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------ Date: 23 JUL 96 14:34:49 EDT From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com I'm back!!! I'm sure I was missed like the plague. I go away for a week and what the fuck is this!!! Dave Matthews?!?!?!?, on the bible?!?!?! That clown has about as much to do with rock and roll (let alone punk, metal, whatever) as Mark has to do with emotional responses (just practicing for my flame Mark issue!!!). He's killing Rapin Rock and Roll!!! Take Dave Matthews and shove him in Billy Joels ass. Then take Phil Collins and shove him in Dave MAtthews ass, and finally take elton john and shove him into Phils ass. Then take the whole bloody mess and shoot it into outerspace so some other god forsaken hell hole planet has to listen to them clowns ------------------------------ Date: 23 JUL 96 14:50:57 EDT From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com Subject: Tab Oh yea, and whats this post for the Misfits tab? Their songs are pretty damn easy, even when i started playing 12 years ago i figured 'em out. If you can't learn these tunes by ear I'd say give it up now and stick with playing the Tromboner, the Male Organ or The Skin Flute . I could see if it was Metallica or Zepplin or something actually hard (Ok, most metallica aint that hard, but some of the shit on ...And Justice is tough) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 21:09:12 +0000 From: American Nightmare Subject: new music I was wondering how the new stuff from the misfits will be sold? Won't it be ready after the tour? ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 22:40:11 -0600 From: Lattin Subject: Mark Kennedy is a god.(READ THIS OR I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL.) After my first post I realized just how damn easy it is to this. Now if I just had something important to say every two days I would have it made. I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank Mark Kennedy for this, the ghoulest page on the net. Like many fits fans I became a fiend to late to ever see the band live. And when you grow up on a 700 acre ranch in the middle of Nevada cool Misfits stuff is hard to come by. So from a mail order company in THRASHER magazine in 1984, I orderd two albums by a band that I had never heard or heard of before. The UPS man brought L.O.B. and Earth A.D.to my door and BOOM a Misfits Fiend was born. Does anybody know how a long time fiend like me might be able to meet or hang with the band after the San Fran show ? Would the cylopedian discs from the Doyle or new fiend club fan clubs help show long time devotion to the Fits? Mark,, I love you man............. Capt. Green Bud ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 23 Jul 1996 22:53:17 -0500 From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) Subject: On to the deadline... As we are coming to the final stretch... hello fiends it is now your last chance to send in your flame on Mark. It seems that some of you have been sending in your entries in the past couple of day. Well you have till tonight at 10PM (WED.) Then Bobby and i will go through and pick the top four as i had mentioned earlier. Shit i wish i was getting a chance at the Horror Business half sleeve. Though i'm sure you would flame me for fixing the contest or some other shit. Oh i see that now that people got off flaming on person we are now back to flaming Glenn again. Don't you think this is getting a little old now. Everytime you guys hear something that dim the light on Glenn you say he sucks or he sold out or some other bullshit. It seems that only if he stayed in NJ, with the Misfits, never changed or tried any other music form you lot would be happy. Did it ever occur to you that just like all of us he had to change and go to his next level. How about Michale, shit where would he be? Did it dawn on you that this is where he was to begin his singing career. It is simple, everything happens for a reason and some people can't seem to accept that fact of life. I remember one of you told me that you bag groceries as your job, now do you think that this fiend is going to do that for the rest of his life!?! I don't think so!!! Hopefully this will spark something in those angry little minds of yours. I'm out of here, talk on you on Friday when the winners and all the flames will be posted. later to all you feverish minded little fiendies and even to the guy that borrowed my new word(you know who you are!?!) TES777(tammy) ------------------------------------- To contribute to the next issue, please send email to: misfits@virginia.edu For more information, contact Mark Kennedy at: msk4m@watt.seas.virginia.edu For answers to almost all questions, please check The Misfits World Wide Web page before posting, located at: http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m/ The Misfits mailing address is: Misfits Fiend Club | P.O. Box 310 | Vernon, NJ 07462 For more info on the #misfits IRC channel, visit: http://www.localnet.com/~angstboy/misfit.html The views expressed here are those of the individual authors only. MMMM MMMM MMMMM MMMMM FFFFFFFFFFFFF TTTTTTTTTTTTT MMMMM MMMMM III SSSS FFFFF III TTTTTT SSSSS MMMMMM MMMMMM IIII SSSSSSS FFF IIII TTTT SSS SS MMMMMMMMMMMMMM IIII SSSS SS FFFFFFF III TTT SSSS MMM MMMMMM MMM III SSSSS FFFFFF III TTT SSSSSS MMM MMMM MMM III SSSS FFF IIII TTT S SSS MMM MMMM MMM III SSS SSS FFF IIII TTT SSS SSSS M M MM MM II SSSSSS FFF III TT SSSSSSS M F II top Misfits Bible, Number 209 Friday, July 26th 1996 Today's Topics: MARK FLAME stuff for next issue i like did marks mom....or something Simpsons episode Misfit Sighting Re: Misfits Bible, #208 flame fanner...blahblahblah. stuff video available again crap Misfits 8-6-96??? flaming Local bands playing with the Misfits. and other assorted crap flaming mark just in time Re: Misfits Bible, #208 I'm gonna see the misfits(again) You pick one, dickhead. amara is back!!! uneasy listening Subject: MARK FLAME I DON'T KNOW IF I'M TOO LATE BUT HERE IS MY FLAME: MARK YOU ARE A PSYCHO-DYKE-TRANSVESTITE-NEO-NAZI-RICHARD BEY WATCHING-PIECE OF SHIT-COMPUTER GEEK THAT HAS NO REAL FUCKING FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH SOME FUCKING HORROR ROCK BAND THAT GIVES YOU INFORMATION SO THAT YOU WILL LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS MY FLAME....ANYWAYS I BOUGHT MY TICKETS FOR THE SHOW AT THE HOLLYWOOD PALACE . IS ANYONE ELSE GOING TO BE THERE????I JUST BOUGHT THE KRYST THE CONQUERER CD YESTERDAY FROM THE RECORD STORE DOWN THE STREET . SO TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE LOOKING FOR IT... LOOK HARDER!!!!! THAT'S IT, JEREMY Channel Islands Internet It just doesn't get much better than this... ------------------------------ From: Misfitjynx@aol.com Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 03:31:47 -0400 Subject: stuff for next issue > For all of you who are wondering about the true meaning og 138, its the > police code for " DRUNK IN PUBLIC " GOT THAT YOU LITTLE FIENDIES!!!???!!! > An for all of tose reading this that think there **** PUNK **** as FUCK, > not. How punk is it to have a computer and be on the WWW and all that > If you were really punk you'd be livin on the streets as a lower class > outcast banded with others like yourselves and fighting for what ever you > believe in! first, 138 is from the fuckin movie, just because you think your different doesn't mean you are. being a punk does not mean you gotta live like shit and be a fuckin marter, punks usually are considered a different species half the time, fuck social oucasts, and punks do band together and fight for what they believe in, and if they have the resources and intelligence to get around here so be it. but there are also those who are as ignorant as the people they try not to be. if someone likes the music, so be it, your not cooler than them because of where you live or how much cash you got, you seem like a lot of "punks" i know, hey that kids got a mohawk, he just wants to be us, lets beat the shit out of him! you don't know anyone here, just cuz they got access to a computer doesn't make them any less than you. i hate ignorant marters, am i supposed to pity you? will that make you more "punk"? do ya want a fuckin charity organization? oh no, that might ruin your image. jynx ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 06:19:20 -0700 From: Dave Naked Subject: i like did marks mom....or something Ok, guys here are a few Q's that arent on the web page (i did my homework)....and here they are: 1. Why the hell did Jerry make it the Doyle fan club when jeryy is more popular, and in the band longer? 2. Ok maybe this is on the page, but why was the band baned from "Maxs"? And a few opinion questions: 1) Anyone think the new misfits will attract new fans just based on new material ("Hey man "Blacklight" rules....ewww, no way!, that metal guy Danzig was in there? man, they must of sucked then, huh guys"---well, we never hear from that fellow again) 2) What would be your reaction if Eerie, john, and chuck got a new singer and carried on as 'Danzig'? ok, goodbye to you all Dave ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 09:24:43 PST Subject: Simpsons episode From: Jay HellHound Pavento I love the episode so far. Here are some suggestions. In the begining when Bart is on the internet I think it shound start out with him getting porn off it. Like you see from the point of view of behind bart and his head is covering most of the screen. But we can see a womans head with her arm behind it over the top of his head. And Bart says somthing like "Oh Helga!!" real low and sexed up. Or we see him type in somthing obvious like "www.nude.com" and all of a sudden cyberpatrol pops up and Bart says somthing like "Aye Caramba" or "Damnit!". And Millhouse explaines that his parents only want him to use the internet for school work or somthing gay like that. Also I think the past simpsons episode references are kind of boring. All in all I love it and keep it up!!! HellHound ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 16:11:26 +0200 (METDST) From: Franz Ardito Subject: Misfit Sighting hey fiends, I was watching saved by the bell yesterday and in some guy's room there was a pretty interesting poster: guess what was on it? A picture of Mark Kennedy sodomizing himself with a giant-headed jerry only doll. bye franz ------------------------------ From: _______ Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #208 Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 10:42:02 -0400 (EDT) > From: El Phantasmo > Subject: tour stuff > I don't get it. Mark, why are the Misfits skipping the Anthrax, Life of > Agony, Cannibal Corpse show in Lawrence, Ks. on August 9th? The tour > dates show them playing just about every other day but that one? What > the hell? I wanna see the damn 'Fits. Aargh. Some of the guys might be heading home for a break in the middle of the tour. Anthrax and the other 2 bands will continue on without them. It's still possible that they will join them for those shows (Aug 4-Aug 10) but there are no guarantees. > From: WarPigz@aol.com > Date: Mon, 22 Jul 1996 13:22:02 -0400 > I'm interested in getting recordings of the current Misfits line-up. ANYONE > who can help me in the search gets......my gratitude. Hey I'm Cheap!!! Contact Chris Ternes - christoter@aol.com > From: MDPPix@aol.com > Subject: Fits video, KTC, video, Uneasy Listening > > A couple of things, > First, a friend of mine said he saw a Misfits video which contained > videos of I think he said Braineaters and We Bite. Does such a video exist? > And if so, how rare is it, and where could I possibly find a copy. There is a home made video of Braineaters that the guys made in '83, and several others that fans put together for Halloween and Skulls. > From: Steve Hatcher > Subject: vinyl > > Is Static Age going to be released on vinyl? I remember hearing that it > was going to come out some time after the box set. Yes, the album will be out on vinyl eventually, probably some time in 1997. > From: Lattin > Does anybody know how a long time fiend like me might be able to meet or > hang with the band after the San Fran show ? Would the cylopedian discs > from the Doyle or new fiend club fan clubs help show long time devotion to > the Fits? It's the same at all shows. Jerry and Chud are usually outside the bus before the show, and after the show most of the guys come out and hang around, talk with the fans, and sign autographs. It's not too difficult to talk to them as long as you stick around, or keep your eye on the tour bus. mark ------------------------------ From: JHH5109@acs.tamu.edu Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 10:58:12 -0500 (CDT) Subject: flame fanner...blahblahblah. Hola, This is my Mark flame. If I have sent it to the wrong people, then I deeply apologize, for I am stupid and it is very early in the morining without my coffee. Mark, upon reading your pathetic and slanderous bible, I think I need to say a few words to you (about you). I've found out your conspiracy to defame the Misfits and all good music in general, for I know your TRUE indentity. You are none other than that big eyebrowed hiney hobbit, Morrissey. Yes, Mark the seemingly innocent Misfits fiend, is the vehicle for lame ass alternative whiney music. Yes, he lets Michael Stipe shove shaved gerbils in his crunchy blowhole. He takes it, then whines about how Boys II Men are his favorite band. I can hear it now, "Y'know, the Misfits are really neat, and all that, but I think we should talk about something different. I think we should talk about more sensitive artists, ones that really relate to our lives, such as the New Kids on the Block. - Mark." Ugh! You are on my hitlist, boy , and I will destoy you like the wormy fungus you are. It's bad enough that you think you know everything. HA! You know about as half as much about the Misfits that Jean Claude van Damme knows about acting. You don't even deserve to lick the stale colon ramains of GG Allin's cold, dead ass. I think it's about time we take over the bible, Mr. Punk-As-Bob-Dole. You are nothing but a jism catching, music hating, vomit faced rabbit felcher. FOAD! Felch - the act of drinking one's own love fluid using the tongue and lips, right after anally satisfying your lover. [End of flame] I hope that was ok. Not used to flaming. On to more pointless things. Lord B - I liked your Dye-Dye story...Well, _I_ thought it was funny. Everyone - Alice in Chains only played a couple of shows in the north. Down in Good ol' Texas we got nothing but a lame Texas band called Pushmonkey. Minor Threat reforming? I haven't heard that. I've only heard about the Sex Pistols, Van Halen, Kiss, the Stooges, and some big hair bands reforming.. Someone please let me know...am I out of step? Is anybody going to the Warped tour? If so, you are lucky, and I will have to resent you. Texas is totaly getting screwed on the Warped. NOFX, Pennywise, and several of the other big bands won't be playing in Houston. Instead, they are leaving a day early to Europe, and we get 311, fluf, Mr. Miranga, Red Five, and a couple of others. Injustice....grrrr! Does anybody else have the Misfits CD with the baby on the cover "Live at the Ritz"? Bobby, Glenn doesn't say nice things to you in it. Oh well, when you are that short and going bald, you have to be angry about something (hahaha...I'm so EVIL) Texas fiends...email me, dammit! I'm so tired of getting very little email...jhh5109@acs.tamu.edu Be good, ladies and ghouls. Scream at you next time. Hmmmmm...I should end this on a SERIOUS note like that deathdestructionkillkillkill guy... To all the Misfits legions out there, I beseech you. And for those of you that will oppose us, you will taste the black sperm of my vengance, and will be punished to the eternal rantings of my half baked rantings. I've had fun, guys. Take care, and I hope I didn't offend anyone...I've been stuck in the radio station's office for two hours already. Flounder (Jim Hagan) ------------------------------ From: EvilDieff@aol.com Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 14:17:08 -0400 Subject: stuff ken ward: wow! i feel really honored to be in the presence of somebody as "punk" as you. who cares what jello biafra thinks? the dead kennedys were cool but jello is an ass. i guess he's some sort of leader to the "real punks" though. you're "...comfortable enough with your punk status..." that was striaght from your ass! that had to be the stupidest "punker than though" statment i've ever heard on the misfits bible. so, if you didn't feel you were "punk" enough already you wouldn't get on here? that's screwed up. get a life. or take your own and do somebody else a favor. roger holmes: you're talking about a statement made probably close to 20 years ago. also, i like metallica but i don't like most " metal". so he could've been into the misfits but not "punk". let's not forget, michale graves didn't like the misfits and he's their singer. D.EVIL ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 14:35:55 -0400 From: Brent Christopher Eyestone Subject: video available again Hi - Just to let you know, we've got more copies of the "Evil is as Evil Does" video available to Misfits Bible members. To claim your copy, just send in ten dollars to: Brent Eyestone 478 East Beaver Ave. Apt. 211 State College, PA 16801 As always, foreign fiends should throw in a little extra for postage. Thanks. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 12:02:36 -0700 From: Dave Naked Subject: crap Does anyone know if plans for recording a album halloween, and having a release by December were scrapped now that a few singles are coming out??? sorry for the second post dave ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 16:06:56 -0500 (CDT) From: Bone Machine Subject: Misfits 8-6-96??? If anyone hears any more about the Misfits possibly joining the Anthrax tour on August 6 inn Nashville, PLEASE let me know ASAP. I live about two hours from Nashville and don't always hear about the cool shit until it's too late. I really have no desire to see the other bands unless the Misfits are playing. Then it will truly be worth sitting through their sets. ------------------------------ From: "Cheryl M. Walley" Subject: flaming Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 19:02:18 -0500 (CDT) Sorry everybody. Mark has helped me out too much on many different things, so I don't think I could possibly flame him. Fuck it. I'll do it anyway.M Mark, you worthless prick. All I wanted was some information and now I have to read all of your fucking bullshit! You and your god damn list s suck shit! I've read more meaningful information in the real Bible.(actually that might not be a false statement). Oh, well. That was my attempt to flame Mr. Kennedy. -itchy ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 19:44:22 -0500 From: Brian Cox Subject: Local bands playing with the Misfits. and other assorted crap In Bible #208 >In the future, Jerry would like to tour with local bands opening, to >keep the >ticket price down and help out some of the bands. However, he doesn't >want >you to send or give him tapes of you band. He has tons of mail to read >and >not a lot of time to go through tapes, so he came up with 2 options: >1) have the club owner pick a good local band to open >2) have someone from the Misfits Bible (me) listen to tapes of bands > that want to open for them, and I'll send him the best 5 or so. This sounds like a cool idea. My friends are in a band here in St.Louis. I realize they are not coming back through St.Louis this time but maybee next time. They came here before. Concidering the lack of cool bands here in St.Louis I think my friend band is one of the better ones around. I'll send you a tape of them. They don't really sound like the Misfits, they kind of sound more like the Melvins. I'm working on a homepage of my own that I will post some WAV files for people to download. It should be done in about a mounth now. I'll keep you posted. Also, here is a chance to vote on something, My friend are having trouble deciding on a name. They have used Leech and Creepy Smell as possible names. They can't decide what to use. Maybee I could get some feedback on what you guys think about it. Creepy Smell or Leech. This is sort of unrelated but when my friends were recording (they did it in the basement of my house) we have run into a severe problem with micing drums. Nothing seems to work. One time the cymbols sound great but the snare and bass drum is muttled and the next time the snare kicks ass but the cymbols don't really exist. Right now we are usind a four track but one of my friends almost has enough money to but a eight track. Can anybody help me out on this. Everything else is recorded and turned out great. If we could find some way of getting a good tape from the drums it would be the finishing touches to the tape. >Fuck all that noise! If the 'Fits are gonna be on a late night show, >they should wait until 1997 to have their network TV debut on Jon >Stewart's upcoming CBS show. Just my own opinion. There is no reason why they couldn't play all three shows. Dave likes crazy bands so that might be reason enough to get the Misfits on there. ------------------------------ From: Misfitjynx@aol.com Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 20:59:04 -0400 Subject: flaming mark just in time flaming mark....what the hell..... the only way you'd get layed is if you killed some blind little child (might be tight enough for the minute dick size), decapitated her,(cuz no one would spread for you alive or dead, even before the rigor mortis set in), fucked every orifice in they're decaying skull until everything finaly rotted and wore through and the eye sockets gave you to many splinters. but have no fear mark, there's a pet shop down the street and a day care right nextdoor. real sorry to hear bout you kids dyin too, but you should of know hamsters have been known to eat the fucked up ones. and mark!!! you cannot leave the ferrets up your ass for more than a week or so!! those things don't feel so nice when body parts squishin out your cheeks and the stench aint much worse than your usual, but it still leaves a rancid smell on your breath after you been lickin up those damn things. so i'm a little crude, i get the point across ------------------------------ From: Hatebreedr@aol.com Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 19:04:51 -0400 Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #208 Pennywise playing Astro Zombies? Just the thought of those little skater brats attempting to play a Misfits song makes me sick.Even worse is that it was on Mtv. I just wanted to share my disgust with the rest of you fiends. ------------------------------ From: Pudas13@aol.com Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 21:32:25 -0400 Subject: I'm gonna see the misfits(again) I'm going to see the misfits on the 31st!! Yeah!!!! With regards to the current active/nonactive thing, I don't know if I'm that active, cause I don't post all that often, though I did participate in the get to know you issue and I voted for the t-shirt. I don't remember if I sent in my birthday, I think I was gone then. I'm not going to flame mark, cause I wouldn't know what to say. I will post a review of the Misfits show after I get back though! Bye, Bye Fiendies Love, Erik ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 22:56:00 -0400 From: "::datskat::" Subject: You pick one, dickhead. howdy, speculum lickers! for all of those hitting the Cap BR D.C. show, I just talked to a homey of mine that's working the sound, lights, (or what the fuck ever he claims to do) at the Ballroom that night. Says he's videotaping the show. Don't know whether or not to believe him, but it's a possibility. he's got tapes of other bands that played there, so who knows? it's probably not relevant, but he smells REALLY bad. if you bump into him there, i'm quite sure you'll know it's him. if he responds to "Stinky", that's my boy. just tell him "Hippies hate water" (many props to Mucky Pup). Hey, Patty! - I mailed your tape of that Clutch vinyl (Pitchfork) the other day. let me know how it smells when you get it. Marcus - Your mama's armpit's are sooooo GODDAMN hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat and Don King in a headlock. (now send me the damn prize.) STORY TIME: (just dying to take up valuable bible space. contact Mark to have me banned.) a fish swimming in a pond spots a fly above the surface and says "if that fly drops 4 inches, i'm gonna eat it." a bear sees the fish and says "if that fly drops 4 inches, and that fish eats it, i'm gonna eat that fish." a hunter in the woods by the pond sees the bear and says "if that fly drops 4 inches, and that fish eats it, and the bear eats the fish, i'm gonna shoot that fuckin' bear." and with that, the hunter reaches into his pocket for bullets, and a hunk of cheese falls out of his pocket on to the ground. a mouse sitting nearby spots the cheese and says "if that fly drops 4 inches and that fish eats it, and that bear eats the fish, and this fucking redneck hunter shoots the bear, i'm gonna eat that cocksucker's cheese." just at that point, a cat spots the mouse and says "if that fly drops 4 inches and that fish eats it, and that big ass bear eats the fish, and that NRA badge totin' Redneck shoots that bear, and that mouse eats his cheese, i'm gonna chomp that little ol' mouse." just then, the fly swoops down 4 inches, the fish surfaces and gobbles the fly, the bear scoops the fish up and gulps and down, and the hunter (from Deliverance, Alabama) blows a big hole in the bear's chest. the mouse eats the hunter's cheese, and the cat attempts to pounce on the mouse, but misses and lands in the pond. So what's the fucking point, you ask? here it is: If the fly drops 4 inches, the pussy's bound to get wet. Richard Pryor ain't got shit on D. Throw your tomatoes at fisherd@cvn.net. DATSKAT (the ugliest fool your mom went down on.) *************************************************************************** @ "punk ain't no religeous cult, punk means thinking for yourself @ @ @ you ain't hardcore 'cause you spike your hair @@ @ @ when a jock still lives inside your head." @ @@@ @ @ mail me your thoughts on corndogs, Ron Jeremy, or the wonderful @ @@@ mullet hairstyle. @@ @ @ @ @ @ "I drank what?" - Socrates @ *************************************************************************** check out d's list o' shows at http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/3027/ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 23:09:18 PST Subject: amara is back!!! From: andy van langen Hi All! First ,i'd like to ask all the fiends out there if the have the first tape from the MetallicA box set. I lost mine and I loved that fuckin tape. I will pay $5 for a tape dub, and $15 for the 2 box CD's. Anyone interested email me With Your Twelve Inch Purple Rancid Mohawk, While Slamming A Dew Aint nothing wrong with dew. Yellow 5 builds strong bones. And the numerology of "y-e-l-l-o-w-f-i-v-e" adds to be 138 some how Terry Carrapezza: Thom Araya of Slayer is indeed wearing a Danzig tee in the I h8 you video. Hella cool video. it belongs on the Ball! Also, a danzig sighting in the most fukdup place. James Hetfield is wearing a danzig shirt in the movie/interview segment thingy before the show on the box set San diego 1 tape. Kinda funny,huh? You usually don't see guys representing and giving props to the people they ripped off and plagiarized(thorn Within???)And to the fiend who talked about Cliff Burton: He was the greatest bassist ever. Let him always live on. Pulling Teeth/Anesthesia is the best solo i have ever heard. Saw a guy with a CG, danzig skull (from HTGK), and a Metallica "scary guy" tattooed on an arm at work today... Misfits and Metallifux Amara ------------------------------ From: tonyr29@icon.net Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 00:44:13 -0600 Subject: uneasy listening FIENDS: Why would i want to flame mark? the consistent mediocrity of the bible isn't his fault. Why don't we have a flame CG or Denmom contest? these fires would be much more satisfying. Anyone like 'uneasy listening'? if so, did you like 'Black Aria'? i almost bought uneasy listening but balked because of Caroline's embarrassing sticker proclaiming that "spooky soundtrack music" was contained within...The disc has got pretty cool packaging but that sticker makes the whole thing seem so pretentious and cornball (which it probably is, but they needn't advertise that). anyhow, i was just wondering if it was worth buying for any reason other than Eerie von's releasing it. By the way of Black Aria: call me slow, but the music of 'shift' on Black Aria is 'the shift' (Initium) minus the key change on the chorus... BLASTO sing while you may... ------------------------------ From: tonyr29@icon.net Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 00:45:16 -0600 Subject: Subject: braineaters Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 02:55:06 -0500 (CDT) I don't know if anyone else has ever noticed this, but maybe the denmother has, being a big Ramones fan and all. Well, the Ramones covered a Beach Boys song, can't recall the name, but anyway the guitar is almost identical to Braineaters. My friend, Timbo bought a Ramones CD the other day and we were listening to it, and it came to this one song and I said, "Hey, that's braineaters!". He just looked at me, then listened, started laughing and said,"Yea, sure is!" Nothing important, just thought someone may like to know. -itchy ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 24 Jul 1996 21:28:08 -0700 From: Joe Franke Subject: flaming mark mark, get a goddam life, or girlfriend, or job... you care about the misfits more then even they ever did...you big nerd. -- JOE FRANKE "flaming mark..." jfranke@slip.net Life is a Joke: http://www.slip.net/~jfranke ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 13:41:13 +0100 (BST) From: Jack Subject: Competition hour Ok fiends, out of the kindness of his heart your Uncle Jack is running a little quiz. Point Break is on UK terrestrial telly this weekend which jogged my tattered memory that hidden in it's hallowed minutes is a Misfits sighting which none of you goggle-eyed monsters have mentioned yet (I think!!). Guess you're all too busy watching saved by the bell........ Here's the deal, first fiend to email me with the correct sighting scoops a meagre but interesting prize. The judges decision is final ie. what I say goes so there. It's that simple. Happy hunting Uncle Jack ------------------------------ From: Warhammer Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 10:08:41 +1100 Subject: Oh Dear This is not very misfits related but I a must defend my self WArhammer here Gee it appears that I have made an enemy well all apologies my dear American Nightmare!!! I happen to remember reading that this was aforum for misfits and other related music well they don't get more related then Glenn do they I mean father of it all and stuff. I felt it was rude to have a Glenn imposter slander all uf us I mean the real Glenn would not do that. All he has now is his fans, and if someone had not caught on to the descrepency or if it had not been discovered as a joke Glenn would lose what he has now wouldn't he. I have maintained from the beginning that Danzig is my favorite band and you are the first person who has crucified me for that. Satanic ring leader jesus what bullshit(no offense intended) And as for my quote well it was just a fun little thing to end my letters, anyone who I have Emailed could tell you that I always ENd with something creative and then a quote that I think is cool It is my call sign it is what makes a letter from the warhammer genuine. I was pissed so I responded there are a million other people here who would do the same just look at some of the past reactions to Bobby and the fires lit by the eternal flamer Wes thomas everyone who was pissed expressed their displeasure. I don't try to make enemies I state how I feel I am an honest straightforward type guy. On another note anyone from the tristate area(Erie county, crawford co. The greater Erie area basically)going to the metal fest in cleveland if so how much for tickets and is there any possible way for a pickup to the concert, if so Email me @ pmdek1@gannonlab.gannon.edu Also any flames, fan mail, etc. may be addressed here as well. WEll I am sorry for wasteing so much space but I thought a public forum was better then a private one. Reinventing the world to an enlightened and darkened vision The Warhammer "C'mon God answer me years I have asked you why the innocent are dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is punishment? Or have you already answered me? saying here is justice. Here is punishment here in me"-Dolph Lundgren- The Punisher ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 09:30:06 -0600 From: KIRT KNUTSEN Subject: MISFITS SHOW TONIGHT ** Low Priority ** Hi fiends! Tonight is the Milwaukee appearance of the Misfits. I can't wait. I plan on making a full report after the show. Kirt kknutsen@execpc.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 17:46:28 +0200 (MET DST) From: Dalkiel Subject: box set & misfitsimpsons Hey, a friend of mine just bought the box set, and the booklet wasn't there. Has this happened to anybody else? The wrapping was on when he bought it. Hey, on the Misfitsimpsons episode, what about Glenn and Henry as Itchy and Scratchy? Dalkiel ------------------------------ From: "Dorin M. Petre" Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 12:08:07 +0200 Subject: misfits video > First, a friend of mine said he saw a Misfits video which > contained >videos of I think he said Braineaters and We Bite. Does such a video >exist? And if so, how rare is it, and where could I possibly find a >copy. Nick, you idiot...it's at record swap... Sorry everyone, I'm not gonna try flaming Mark. I'm just not mean enough to even pretend to flame him. All I'd come up with is: "F-YOU MARK!!" ok,bye. -greg ------------------------------ From: ChristoTer@aol.com Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 14:26:07 -0400 Subject: Danzig Iron Crosses Fiends, First of all, I've been getting requests for the "Mars Attacks" demo....I have been told not to tape this for anyone. The single will be out soon enough....be patient. Now, for all of those who watch the "It's Coming Down" video and really think Glenn's necklace is cool (like me), there is a very easy way of making these yourself. First, get a Danzig skull....I think you can get these from Poker Box or through various heavy metal magazines for about $7 a piece. Then go to any army surplus store (or I think some of those metal mags may even sell them) and get a good replica iron cross. The replicas shouldn't be more than $10.....the real ones are more like $60 and they're usually badges......and personally I think my replica is nicer...... Then break off the hoop on the Danzig skull that connects it to the chain. This can be done by carefully bending it back.....then just get some super glue, and glue wherever the cross and skull touch, and there you are! I have no idea why I didn't think about this sooner, and I'm sure a million of you have thought of this, but it really is simple....and I personally feel it's very cool looking.. Chris ------------------------------ From: The Mocellas Subject: punk is dead, ALRIGHT!??? Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 15:17:53 -0400 okay, i am just writing to reply to a seemingly endless debate on the definition of punk, and to who or how it should be applied. this is ridiculous and contridictory to the old, and now deceased, conept of ACCEPTANCE that was at one time the ONLY true "rule" of punk. geezus christler plymouth dodge, who CARES what "punk" is anymore, it is far to large anymore to be labeled. it has stretched it's own boundries to the point where it has no meaning. all labels can do is restrain. enjoy MUSIC, and not that which only fits in a extinct label that people clutch on to and SQUEEZE the fucking life out of. move on. ratboy ------------------------------ From: mike&trisha Subject: rocker bands Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 15:37:51 -0700 why are so many people on this always talkin about rocker bands(mettallica,danzig,alice in ch..)? isn't there another mail thing you can send your rocker info to? does anybody give a fuck about those bands? fuckin hippies. XOXOXO, MIKE,26,VIRGO ------------------------------ From: mike&trisha Subject: another big WAH Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 15:52:12 -0700 To the rest of you- I have seen the same stupid questions posted since issue 78 or so. Mark made the web page for a reason, can you people get off your lazy asses and actually look at it before you post something again.... I think I'm gonna give awards out to the biggest cry-baby on this mailer. so far CG and Shaun are the top contenders. any more contenders out there? Bongloads,Brew, and Motley Crue, MIKE,26,VIRGO ------------------------------ From: mike&trisha Subject: P's Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 15:56:23 -0700 oh by the way I don't think I'm more punk than thou, I know I am. XOXOXO, MIKE,26,VIRGO ------------------------------ From: WarPigz@aol.com Date: Thu, 25 Jul 1996 17:56:18 -0400 Subject: If you don't believe me... This goes to Ken Ward especially, considering the fact you think I lie I have decided the Metallica stuff I have. CD's 1.Metal Massacre w/ first ever appearance of Metallica 2. Cliff's First Show 3.Kill 'Em All 4.Creeping Death/Jump In The Fire EP w/Am I Evil?, Blitzkrieg, and fake live trax of Seek And Destroy and (I think but I have to check)Phantom Lord 5.Ride The Lightning 6.Master Of Puppets <~~best 7.Garage Days Re-revisited and more 8. One single w/ demo and live tack 9. One (Live) Live stuff from the Live Shit videos, not CDs 10.One EP w/ Breadfan and Dallas live trax Note: I do NOT have a fetish for One. It's just the added stuff is good 11. ...And Justice For All(commercial) 12. ...And Justice For All japanese ver. w/ The Prince 13. The Unforgiven single w/ Killing Time and Demo 14.Metallica japanese ver. w/ So What! the opener at Lolla 15.Load 16. Until It Sleeps single w/Overkill (commercial) 17. Until It Sleeps single Part 1 (german) w/ 2X4 live and an Industrial ver. of UIS 18. Until It Sleeps single Part 2 (german) w/UIS demo and The Kill/Ride Medely(live w/ the tracks from Kill 'Em All and Ride The Lightning that aren't used often. Standouts are Hit The Lights and Fight Fire with Fire 19.Nothing Else Matters Live At Wembley Stadium w/NHM, Sandman, and SadBT and this was done for the Freddie Mercury Concert For Live 20.Live Shit CD 1 21.Live Shit CD 2 22.Live Shit CD 3 Tapes 1.Cliff's Last Show taken hours before his death. 2.Knickerbocker Arena Show Tape 1 (Albany, NY very close to me) 3.Knick Show Tape 2 4. One/The Prince 5.Eye Of The Beholder/Breadfan Videos 1. Cliff 'Em All 2. 2 of One 3. A year and a half 1 4. A year and a half 2 5.Live Shit vid 1 6.Live Shit vid 2 7.Live Shit vid 3 Vinyl 1.Load I do not lie, and Ken Ward seems to hate Metallica anyway for some odd and unforseen reason. To Rodger Holmes: I agree with you, but I don't think he meant punk in general (watch some old interviews) but the new "SHIT" like Green Day and Rancid. But doesn't it seem like they're getting cocky? To Justin Deming: I agree with that whole thing you said on peole who think God sucks and the whole thing on how people think that Christianity is a conservative religion. It seems that the image of hard music is peersonified by satan and that angers me. I'm a practicing Catholic who listens to death metal if the time is right. It's the same thing with how people say "The system sucks". If Rage Against The Machine(shit-band) says that, there is NO need to down your country. If you believe otherwise, move to fucking Russia! Tom P.S. I'm sorry that I didn't talk about the Misfits at all in this posting, but I defend God, country, and myself first and foremost. Did anyone find that recording of Holloween II with Metallica and Danzig??? ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 26 Jul 1996 18:55:52 -0700 From: Justin Deming