Misfits Bible, Number 291 Monday, February 3rd 1997 Today's Topics: Re: Misfits Bible, #287 Samhain vinyl Problem ADAM WEST in CANADA? Re: ADAM WEST Violent World line change of e-mail addy for EVB... misfits Stuff 1:38 Satanism..lets end this quick questions about the misfits ah yes...Orgy Of The Dead AWESOME DANZIG SHIRT I MADE! mindworm Tribute album The Crimson Ghost (pic) unca floyd Prophecy 2, bootlegs & Adam West Some stuff alternate takes Philly 1/31 Love taps, sightings, true meanings and orgies! I AM A WALKING SCREAMING FLAME Most fabulous 138 sighting of all time Satanists Samhain Gold EARTH AD disc/drumstick sale: PRICE CUT Re: Adam West in Halifux Does anyone really read the bible... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "EditorialStaff@EvilMagazine2" Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 14:37:59 GMT-0400 Subject: Re: Misfits Bible, #287 I was in Halifax and I found alot of cool old vinyl records like sex pistols and stuff. Does any body like surf Music. Like the Trashmen or Treble Spankers. Are the Misfits Coming any where near Nova Scotia At all like Boston or anytrhing. Thats Cool! huh! Huh! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 14:17:00 -0500 From: Tarry Carapezza Subject: Samhain vinyl >Boy we seem to have this idea fixed in our brains that if a Misfits or >Samhain record is cheap - $50 or less its a bootleg. >i got my second Unholy Passiontan cover for $15 which i sold, a first press >Initium for $10. >so beforeeveryone jumps in and says no way, just look around the local record >stores that you know of. who knows what you might come across. I bought a black vinyl Initium w/o Caroline name or address and a black vinyl Samhain III w/ lyrics and pictures for $3.99 a piece at a store in Arlington, VA. Granted I haven't shown these to any real athorities (Mark, EVB, J.Grimm) but I'm almost positive none are boots. It can happen. Oh, the store is out of business now too. ------------------------------ Date: 31 Jan 1997 14:26:22 +0500 From: Cotter Tim MSM GRPP US Subject: Problem Anyone else have a problem buying stuff from Jeff Herrin-1701 W. Oak, Denton, TX 76201. It seems his phone has been disconnected. If he on this list he better let me know if my stuff has been shipped or I will find him in Denton or Dallas(traveling is a perk of my job and Dallas area is mine). Tim ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 14:47:43 -0400 From: Jake Starr Subject: ADAM WEST in CANADA? From: dan sylvester Subject: Re: ADAM WEST "I just wanted to let Jake know that there is another band called ADAM WEST. They're from Halifax or something like that and they're pure silly little girl pop(like Sloan and Eric' Trip). They've been around for like three years. I don't know if they changed their name by now. You may want to check that out just to be safe." thanks for the tip, dan! but actually, i've known about them for a couple years already. we've all come to an agreement without having to get legal about it. anyway, they're, as dan so appropriately put it, "pure, silly, little girl pop." they do a kate bush cover which made me retch when i heard it, so whatever! when we come up to canada soon, we'll have to add a suffix to our name, hence ADAM WEST USA. when you compare our two bands, there's NO similarity, trust me! -- * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jake Starr/ADAM WEST * Fandango Records * 1805 T Street, NW #A * Washington, DC 20009-7128 * (202) 483-0065 * eMAIL: jyas@loc.gov * http://www.access.digex.net/~yield/adamwest.html * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 14:57:04 -0500 From: "George W. Culver" Subject: Violent World line The Nazi reference in Violent World was a demonstrated point to the 'world is in a shit-hole; don't get stepped on' theme of the song, but that is my interpretation of it. While I'm here what's the deal with the wrestling drama? Is it some kinda inside joke. George ------------------------------ From: "Bouras, Elizabeth" Subject: change of e-mail addy for EVB... Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 10:52:00 -0500 Even tho I'm no longer on the Bible since I know so many folks on it I wanted to forward my new e-mail address effective now - it is "sistinas@tidalwave.net" - please use this one instead of the old Planetcom addy! Thanks, - EVB ------------------------------ From: x_killebrew@vino.emcmt.edu Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 13:56:55 -0700 Subject: misfits hey man cut out that montley crue stuff that is just wrong cock rock is the real evil in the world scary isn't it check out the movie Necronomican the book of the Dead it is actually not that bad but plan 9 is still better. I just hope we get the new misfits album here in the backwoods. beware Plutonius ------------------------------ From: ChristoTer@aol.com Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 16:33:11 -0500 (EST) Subject: Stuff First off, Chicago Fiends, in case you don't read the papers, the Danzig show is NOT on Feb 11 anymore! It's been moved to FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 14. Valentine's Day! Now, I can see Danzig instead of sitting around and wallowing in my self misery about not having a woman. Stephen, out of curiosity, what color t-shirt and jeans were Glenn wearing? I remember hearing the comment "this man has no colors in his closet", so if it wasn't black, the band has lied! sniff sniff. Hotcock's throwing the flames, I see. Actually, I NEVER take the attitude of stomping someone for no reasons. I am actually one of the nice people who hangs around for a while keeping my eyes on those who seem unable of taking care of themselves.....normally first timers, who think the nickname of the Brawlroom is a joke. I think it's strange that the only way you can insult me is by not just warping, but making up a quote from me. ADAMN--it's a boot poster, but I'd say it's a good deal. The cheapest I've seen one for around here is $20. Cresswell, I believe the guy who does Rollins' tattoos is Rick Spellman. At least the back one. As far as Glenn, I have no idea. Romual---RELAX! Are you trying to tell me you've never heard of a band cancelling? I think Glenn was sick or something, and if not, that's a pretty silly reason for turning on a band. Dean---I'd suggest calling Rolling Stone about the instore. I really doubt he'll be there, seeing as he was just there in November. Chris ------------------------------ From: Cooper15@hsonline.net Date: Sun, 31 Jan 1993 15:23:47 -0500 Subject: 1:38 Anybody real-eyes that "We Are 138" is 1:38 (length of time) ? Pretty Much! Like on Collection II Dr. Acula ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 16:56:30 -0500 From: Villnave Subject: Satanism..lets end this As a longtime member of the Church of Satan let me give you all the official views. #1 No we do not beleive in satan as an entity #2 Satan represents ideas and things..such as indulgence.. Someone was saying real satanist s are nto this not that..Unfortunately its a label that has to be defined. The LaVeyan satanic philosphy (church of satan) beleives as I stated above.. LAVEYAN SATANISM.. There are a lot of different groups out there.. sub divisions of the label satanism but all very different..problem is ppl label it all satanism when none of it is at all the same.. Also..the thing about everything changing when you join..no.. What happens is smaller organizations will want you and then theyll form their own beliefs or whatever bullshit they want... NO GOD NO DEVIL in LaVeyan satanism.. to make it official now... the beleif is youa re your own God and give respect where it is due... its of the flesh..of the earth.. real.. nothing imagined. .Matt. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 22:24:47 -0400 (AST) From: Des Roches Subject: quick questions about the misfits 1.what is vinyl? 2.what is it with 138? 3.why did glenn leave the misfits? thanx mail the answers to: brendad@atcon.com thanx,matt (ill soon be a fiend!) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 20:24:00 -0800 From: Inzo Subject: ah yes...Orgy Of The Dead I have this movie. I only watched it once. Basically A man and woman are driving somewhere, their car breaks down, they get captured by a mummy and a wolfman they are brought to Criswell and a fakey Vampira and are forced to watch, One at a time, about 30 topless dancers, they escape and destroy Criswell. The End. I remember only liking the second or third dancer (the redhead?) This was around the time Ed Wood got into making Porography. In the Movie "Look Back In Angora" a Ed Wood biographgy, it tells his story and shows some scenes from one of his porno films he was in. My favorite Ed Wood film is Bride of the Monster and Night Of the Ghouls. (Night of the ghouls is a sequel!) The Crimson Ghost serials are easy to find. I have the colorized version It's On Republic Home Video, catalog number VHS 0778 Bloodfeast is a great movie, a girl really get's her tongue pulled out an another gets her eye plucked out bye ------------------------------ From: Christopher Wilson Subject: AWESOME DANZIG SHIRT I MADE! Date: Sat, 1 Feb 1997 00:18:48 -0500 If anyone is interested I made the coolest Danzig T-shirt out there.... Front: White Shirt Danzig's picture Above it, it says, "Danzig" Below it, it says, (in misfits font) "4'1" of Fury!" On the back it has the Danzig Skull, and above it, it says "SELLOUT" Write me if you're interested. Check out the PUNKASFUK! Homepage: http://www.tir.com/~mrnobody/paf/pafmag.htm BOOKMARK IT! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 21:45:52 -0800 (PST) From: kent Subject: mindworm I really shouldn't, but... A while back I mentioned how issue #138 of The Amazing Spider-Man featured the first appearance of the Mindworm. Well, the Mindworm saga continued in The Spectacular Spider-Man #35 in which Spidey refers to the Mindworm's lair as "this Horror Hotel". It aint no SBTB, but it'll have to do. Does anyone know what's playing in the background at the end of TV Casualty? And no, i don't mean the I Love Lucy theme. The news broadcast or whatever just before Lucy. ...Kent Speak... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 22:24:51 -0800 (PST) From: Daniel Herrmann Subject: Tribute album I heard the MiSFiTs tribute album, titled "Violent World", is coming out February 11. The Chili Peppers are supposedly on it as well as other bands. I wonder if Metallica will be on their, or even Guns N roses. It will cost $12. Has anyone else heard about this? Is this true? Fiend Forever, Tim ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 23:23:04 -0800 (PST) From: Daniel Herrmann Subject: The Crimson Ghost (pic) My lame attempt at making the Crimson Ghost: mis fits!misfits.. ........ Misfits.Misfits!.Misfits!!... Misfits!Misfits!Misfits!Misfits. Misfi- ''-ts!Misfits!Mis'':fits!.. ' ''Misfits!''' 'Misf it- s!Misf its!Mis fits. . Mis fits!Misf -its!! Misfi.. ts!Misfits!: :Misfit s!Misfits!Misfits!Misfits!Misfits! Misfits!Misfits!Misfits!Misfits!Mi "'sfits!Misfits!Misfits!Misfits!- '"'"Misfits!Misfits!Misfits''' mi'sfits!Misfits!Misf' '' "its!Misfits!Misfi ":. . """""'"'''"..""'" ts":" !Mi sf i-ts!Mi""' !! sfi' ts!!. .... .."' .!! 'Mis '"""""'."" " .fi' ts!Mi...s"" """.. ..fi.ts" "!Misfits!Misfits:!Misfi' ts!Misfits!Misfits!Mi' '"sfits!Misfits!Misf ":its!Misfits"' '""""' My challenge to you: If you don't like it, than you try and improve it! Don't laugh unless you can do better. I started from scratch, but you can edit mine. Later fiends, Tim ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 1 Feb 1997 04:25:35 -0500 (EST) From: Teevie Alan Subject: unca floyd Heya's.. i just found a website for an "Uncle Floyd Show"... could this possibly be the same one with the infamous Misfits appearance 'way back? http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/gordon_rogue/ Unca Teevie ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 01 Feb 1997 10:09:36 -0500 (EST) From: Stephen Gorny Subject: Prophecy 2, bootlegs & Adam West Ok - in my iterview, Glenn said that the name of his character is Samiel (sp?? he pronounced it Sam I Ell) one of Christopher Walken's archangels. His big scene is a fight with Russel Wong which he said is more "just fighting" and not a lot of martial arts stuff. I keep seeing people say that bootlegs are worth $0.00. Bullshit. Like anything else, an item is worth whatever people are willing to pay for it. I would say my old Froot Loops boxes my mom bought when I was a kid are worth nothing, but there are a lot of people out there who'll pay big bucks for them. I think the Fits boots of legit releases were probably worth more before the Collections were released as they contained songs that you just couldn't get anywhere else. But people are still willing to pay for this stuff...ergo - they have value. Jake - if there really is a European band called Adam West, maybe you'll have to go the Wrathchild route and change your name to ADAM WEST AMERICA. =============================================================================== Stephen Gorny [] In California, the people voted to do away Department of Psychology [] with racial preferences in hiring and University of MD Baltimore County[] school admissions and to legalize the use 5401 Wilkens Avenue [] of marijuana for medicinal purposes. Baltimore, MD 21228-5398 [] Members of the federal government are [] vowing to fight these referendums. sgorny1@umbc2.umbc.edu [] It's a good thing that we have such [] officials in Washington - otherwise, the [] laws of this country might be determined by [] its citizens =============================================================================== ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 01 Feb 1997 12:57:56 +0500 From: "John B. Kendrick" Subject: Some stuff First off, Justin if you ever listen to Satanists like Paul Valentine he tells us that Satanism is really humanism. It's about human power and believing in yourself and not some god. The SATANIC BIBLE is also a fairly good reference book, although some people believe Anton to be a showman. I have a slightly different interpretation of some Danzig songs than does Thom Patton. To me, Snakes of Christ is about televangelists or any other so-called 'religious person' who professes God, but acts the opposite. "I'm the One" is about someone finding their destiny, and "Her Black Wings" is about, as Glenn stated, "woman to the tenth power". Glenn has also stated that "Son of the Morning Star" is an anti-Farrakan(?) song. To Ardito, I was just making a fucking joke. Don't take it so goddman serious. ------------------------------ From: EvilDieff@aol.com Date: Sat, 1 Feb 1997 14:19:58 -0500 (EST) Subject: alternate takes Date: Sat, 1 Feb 1997 16:33:43, -0500 Subject: Philly 1/31 Hey...Went to the Electric Factory on Friday. I'd never been there before and I must say it is one of the coolest places to see a band. Powerman 5000 was boring. Nothing new. Me and a friend went upstairs and had a few beers. I thougt Electric Hellfire Club was pretty good. I even took my place downstairs. But when they started saying "Christ is dead, Hail Satan" I figured them for a bunch of flakes. The music was allright. Anyway, Danzig came on and slayed as usual. The vocals at times were a little too low, hard to hear. The set was pretty much as described except I don't remember anyone saying that he did Snakes of Christ, which was the last song of the night. The new songs sounded incredible live, with some minor vocal problems. The best however was after the show. Danzig came out and there were quite a few people waiting to meet him. Glenn sat on the steps of his bus and one at a time met every single person there. He took pictures with anyone who wanted it, talked with each for a while, signed all you could give him. He was just completely cool. I don't understand the negative rumors he gets about his attitude. For me he signed Samhain III CD book, Danzig III limited edition box set CD book, and Satanika 1, 2 and 3 of the miniseries. He answered my questions and was just a nice guy. No rock star posing or attitude at all. In the end, he shook my hand and that was that. Anyone who goes to see him, definitely wait around afterwards. It is well worth it. ...Marino ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 02 Feb 1997 10:21:34 -0400 (EDT) From: "D.ETH" Subject: Love taps, sightings, true meanings and orgies! Well, what a hotbed of controversy last issue was. Here's what I think of the whole thing... johnny hotcock had the tenacity to pass judgement: >You were acting like an ass and needed to be disciplined. Anyone >quoted as saying "I'm big and bad, I'm gonna stomp some wimps" needs to >be put in line. I'm sorry if you didn't learn anything from the >experience. I fail to see your logic. How does someone saying something you don't like give you the right to "discipline" that person? Correct me if I'm wrong, but you live in the United States of America, right? The country which, so loudly and repeatedly, proclaims it's (drumroll please) First Amendment every chance it gets. I live in Canada, so I might not know, but has this extremely popular Top priority right to all American citizens been repealed? What gives you the right to force yourself, however "lovingly" a "tap," onto another person for saying something (which certainly doesn't sound too ass-like to me, I've heard some real stupid stuff at shows, particurlarly Danzig shows) which you find objectionable? Further more, you have not even given any indication that said remark was directed at you, which might, however unlikely, have given you the right to defend yourself against such a threat. I think, dear sir, you are the ass in this confrontation. Opus, MePhiSto78 and about a zillion others over the course of god knows how long, have graciously pointed out many a "Misfits sighting" which just happens to be a rerun. Is their anyway to compile all of the known sightings into one lump sum so that the uninitiated can consult it to see if their sighting has been uncovered previously? This is getting really tedious, it seems like a new person joins the Misfits Bible and proceeds to share every sighting they have ever seen with relation to the Misfits. I think this is very considerate of them. However, it's ALL been said before. To those with an amazing discovery, please spare us having to hear about yet again. Set up a list instead and invite people to add to it whatever is found. Thomas H. Patton IV speculated: >as for the only song onthe album being about the devil being "Pain in the >World", I'm not tosure, but the snake of christ is Lucifer, I >believe.And also, I think"I'm the One" is about the coming of the >antichrist and "Her BlackWings" is about someone seeking refuge in the >arms of a demoness, maybe?Also, "Devil's Plaything" is about the power >of the Lords of Hell Hmmm... sorry Tommy, but your way off base. Check Eye Magazine 5/13/93 and Faces Magazine Summer 1990, available for perusal in the Articles section of Misfits Central and listed as "eye.93" and "faces3.90" respectively. Glenn gives some rare insights as to the true meanings of the songs and title of Lucifuge. That ought to set you on the right path. x_killebrew and Leah Justis: This "film" can neither be called strange nor fine. In a nutshell Orgy of the Dead sucks. It's not even laughably bad, a la Plan 9 or Night of the Ghouls, it's just dumb. There is a reason Ed Wood never made this movie, even he knew it was no good. That's the news folks and I am outta here. (I miss Dennis Miller) D.ETH email: darryl.etheridge@sheridanc.on.ca "God bless those pagans." -Homer Simpson ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 1 Feb 1997 03:35:07 -0500 (EST) From: The Heartbreak Kid Subject: I AM A WALKING SCREAMING FLAME > From: Romual_Piecyk@notes.pw.com > Yes, I'm here to bitch about him cancelling the NYC show!!! 25 FUCKING degrees > Does anyone know why? Let me tell you, this is not the way to gain popularity, you obviously don't know why the show was cancelled, so why do you automatically blame Glenn? And it's Glen*N*. Ignorant. > From: "Thomas H. Patton IV" <"tpatton@intrex.net"@rtp1.intrex.net> I'm going to deal with this post as if it were a serious one, although I suspect the author was joking, because I can't imagine anyone being stupid enough to make some of the claims this guy does. So if it is done in good humour, I'll hand out my apologies right now. Oh, BTW, there's this long thin key at the bottom of your keyboard called spacebar; you might want to try using it so that those of us who are communicating in standard english can understand you. > Who the hell is this Heartbreak Kid guy? I'm no authority on TheMisfits, > Samhain, or Danzig nor do I claim to be, so tell me how hebecomes the > grand champion of knowledge. I did find some points that hemade to have The HBK never claimed to be the champion of knowledge, only of the World Wrsetling Federation. > no argument with but not many. First of all, the snowshoesthat Crimson > Ghost referred to were from a B/W picture/poster in whichGlenn was like, my mistake. I automatically assumed that CG was referring to Glenn's old stage-show sparring gloves. The Rolling Stone picture never occurred to me. > A true satanist admits it freely with noremorse. Then Lucifuge. The > meaning of the word Lucifuge according tothe book of Fallen Angel...and > spirits of the Dark, refers to LucifugeRofocale who is a prime minister > in hell. In Richard Cavendish's "The Black Arts", Lucifuge is referred to as >"one of the ten evil sephiroth, which are ruled by arch-demons well, al thos elittle books of yours have some nice defintions of "lucifuge", but unless they predate the latin language, they are incorrect. The definition I gave is the one most latin dictionaries give, as well as the one Glenn gives. > under the supreme command Sammael, the fell angel of poison." And as for > the only song onthe album being about the devil being "Pain in the > World", I'm not tosure, but the snake of christ is Lucifer, I first, a note to all subscribers: two = 2 to = a preposition, as in: "let's go to the Misfits concert" too = "as well", "also"; or, it is used to indicate an excessive amount (as in, "I like the Misfits, and Samhain, too" or , "most of you think my posts are too long" usually all of this is covered by grade two or three... now onto your comments about the album Lucifuge: You proceed to list all these songs on Lucifuge that may also be about Satan, as if to refute my statement that *only* "Pain in the World" is about the Devil. What you obviously didn't notice is that I WAS QUOTING GLENN DANZIG, who said that "Pain..." was the only such song. > of the Lords of Hell? Whatabout females in Danzig's videos? How many > have you seen? I think he hadwomen in Mother, She Rides, Am I Demon, I have seen all of them except for "Sacrifice" and "I Don't Mind the Pain." Of course, you missed the sarcasm of my original post. When you all read posts, does it not occur to you that sometimes other people's previous posts are sometimes included for a reason? If you look at the context in which I said "Danzig doesn't use enough girls in his videos", you would not that it was in response to someone else's claim that "Glenn doesn't seem too interested in women" (or something). Do I have to spell it out for you? It's SARCASM. > the One, where he's out in a cabinin the Louisiana Bayou with chicks. I > can't remember too much about itthough because it was on Hard Copy or > Inside Edition ar one of thoseshows and they were talking about bands > using BEAUTIFUL, GLAMOROUSMODELS IN THEIR VIDEOS!!!!! Also, I'm sure if BTW, foo those few of us who even like Danzig, the clip this guy saw on Inside Edition or whatever is not the same "I'm the One" that's on the Lucifuge home video; it is edited slightly differently, with a few other scenes. > yeah, incidently, Son ofthe Morning Star is also about the star Lucifer, no, actually, it is about Satan himself, not the star. (according to someone who should know --- namely, the guy who wrote it). But that song is not on Danzig II, so it has nothing to do with what I was talking about anyway... 6> say. Who "they"are, I don't know. Next, he tries to say Marvel had Hulk > Hogan trademarked in 1962? Idon't think so. They may have had the name Christ, you should really learn to read. I didn't say that at all. I said they had "The Hulk" trademarked in 1962, LONG BEFORE Terry Bolea (?) ever used the name. You actually used, virtually verbatim, one of my own statements to prove me wrong. Of course, if you had comprehended my statement in the first place, you would have realized that I was saying the exact same thing you just did. > (?) states his opinion, this guy says he'sgonna kick his teeth > down his throat. Watch out buddy. It's not sizethat counts it's hatred > and rage cause once somebody starts beating onsomeone and they've build > up rage inside of them all their life thereain't too much that's gonna > stop 'em. So keep that in mind. Until next time...Rebel Angel. uhh, well, yes, I'm sure you're quite the credit to dementia, and that gibberish about rage must have some meaning to you, but I really don't know what you're talking about. As for size, even if it does count, at 5'4" I would hardly be in a position to use it over someone else, would I? As for the teeth down the throat, (?) understood that I was quoting WWF Champion Shawn Michaels, whose finishing maneouvre is a kick to the face. He understood that I was joking around, and he responded the way Steve Austin would have. Now, if you are not a wrestling fan, I wouldn't expect you to know this, but if you have a brain, I would expect you to know when two people are having a little fun with each other -- and not to bud-in by flaming me for it. > From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) > Actually, Brett i think your taking this wrestling thing a little to far. I will take it as far as I have to and I will do anything and everything to retain the World Wrestling Federation Title. > And yes from time to time, you go of the deep end defending Glenn. i can > understand when the bible gets into a Glenn bashing cycle. but defending > Glenn over an opinion from CG on every word he says is a bit much. we all > have our ideas of Glenn, and it is interesting to read some of the things > that come up from time to time. i have heard a lot of stuff over the years > and some of which i would not even bother to post cause most of its rumors. hmmm...no. I don't respond to every word, in fact I ignore quite a bit. I personally don't think it's interesting reading other people's bashings of Glenn, because it's always the same groundless bullshit over and over. Although I will say that, as screwed-up and foolish as they are, at least CG puts some thought into his criticisms. (oh come on, that line is begging for someone to flip out on me. You saps...) Anyway Tammy, I think YOU really think I'm getting psychotic when I'm really only having a little laugh. ...although I guess that is an ironic statement considering everything I just said to that other guy above... oh well, "I know you wouldn't want to be me, but believe me, even if you wanted to be me, you couldn't" -BRETT NOT FRANK ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 02 Feb 1997 17:18:44 -0800 From: Inzo Subject: Most fabulous 138 sighting of all time Ha, you slippy monkeys, I have found the most bestest 138 sighting and it's 20 years old! I went to see the new Star Wars last night. I was paying attention for new scenes, and I came across an old scene that was the most exciting for me. I never new this... When Han and Luke take Chewy to the detention block to rescue the Princess, The guard says "What is thisssss thing??????" Luke says "Prisoner tranfer from cell block 1138." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH The Empire must be Misfits fans. :| ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 2 Feb 1997 20:39:21 -0500 From: "Jason St. Jacques" Subject: Satanists Okay, for all you simpletons who think you know Jack-shit about the world, go read the Satanic Bible by Anton Lavey (spelling?!?!). This is their bible, so it's pretty accurate to their beliefs. Read it before you guys babble about shit you know nothing about (a regular phenomenon in here). Anyway, for those of you that are too scared to read it [because you might go to hell], the beginning of the book explains evil as Christians ignoring primal instacts to LIVE (evil= live backwards, you get the idea). The church is there to control you; they believe only animals masturbate, so humans should not (to deny that we are animals), blah, blah,blah. Okay basic stuff that those who aren't Satanics should believe. Anton also writes that he doesn't believe in black magic, black masses, the devil (as an entity), but the second half of the book is spells, the names of the devil and shit like that. It's a load of shit. So before you judge/comment on something please know what you are talking about. I might be forced to sacrifice you to my god....ME. If you want to know more about Satanics, you can ask me. My knowledge is limited, but I can help a little. Also I suggest you read the Satanic Bible, just to get an idea of what they're about. Don't buy it though. REALIZE ONE THING....IT WAS WRITTEN TO MAKE MONEY!! j. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 2 Feb 1997 20:40:44 -0500 From: "Jason St. Jacques" Subject: Samhain Anyone who wants Samhain on C.D., let me know. I have a friend who has N.C.F. Initium, and Final Descent. And he hates them. Make an offer and I'll pass them on to him! J. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 2 Feb 1997 20:41:04 -0500 From: "Jason St. Jacques" Itchy. Tasty. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 2 Feb 1997 23:22:37 -0500 (EST) From: Valgamon Subject: Gold EARTH AD disc/drumstick sale: PRICE CUT (I apologize to the person from AOL who I just about closed a deal with on this auction, but your email address ceased to be valid during our negotiations and therefore the items are back on the cyber-auction block.) Item #1 - A gold EARTH AD compact disc, mint condition, played only twice to make a tape of the songs for my walkman. Limited to 15000 copies, according to Mark Kennedy's official discography. Item #2 - a drumstick used by Dr. Chud during the Misfits' May 6th, 1996 show at the SUB ZERO club in Danbury, CT. This was caught by me when he threw it out into the crowd during a break in the set. After the show I managed to get Jerry and Doyle to sign it! Item #3 - ticket stub from the above show, goes with the stick for free. I would like to keep the items together but will break them up if absolutely necessary. I'd like to start the bidding (which will be conducted by email) at $50 for the CD, and $15 for the drumstick. this email address has had a few problems lately so as a backup you can send a message to valgamon@virulence.snet.net, or valgamon@duncan.nac.net Cheers! - Valg ------------------------------ From: "EditorialStaff@EvilMagazine" Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 10:43:52 GMT-0400 Subject: Re: Adam West in Halifux Yes there is another Adam West and Dan Sylvester is Right, they are girlie Rock and They Fuckin Suck ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 00:54:49 -0500 From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) Subject: Does anyone really read the bible... Hello fiends... First off - the Misfits Bible T-shirt thing. Jason no one ripped of you or anything Glenn did. The process in getting to the design of the front and back of the t-shirt was this(being that i ran the voting and such). first we had a pole with 5 questions to decide what the design should look like, next we took a vote on that. once we had the idea to what the design for the front would look like all artists that were bible subscribers were asked to submit designs that fit the look we all agreed on. we had i think about 12 different ones which were also voted on. the winner was Greg's design. i had pointed out in the very beginning that i would be designing the back. and i did not try to copy anything. i drew out several different ideas till i saw one that worked. the CG that i used was a photo of the real CG from the serial, that i had altered to make it look like a drawing. which also goes back to the reason why i did not take on desiging the front design. I am a graphic designer not a fine artist. my drawing skill would not match that of Greg's or any of the other people who drew the design concept. so that is how we got both designs for the t-shirt. Romual_Piecyk - i hate to tell you this but if you were reading the bible last week you would have seen that both Bile666 and myself had posted about Daznig cancelling the show at Roseland. Misfits 101... who has what... The new issue of MRR is out, and what is up for graps. no vinyl but lots of video footage. Merel, GG's brother who will sell you anything under the sun including his brother on vinyl, tape and video. has some misfits footage on his list. also Peter De Mattia is still serving it up after 10 years that i know of. though footage that some of my friend have from this guy was not so hot back in 1988. he is now sporting an e-mail address peterd@warwick.net oh and if you are looking for all the colors for Collection 2 Vinyl Ink has all three for sale. plus they are on the internet. the rest is Danzig stuff but nothing to new. all i can say is i hope Ashes makes it to a release. oh to the guy with the Die Die poster, one that is a bootleg and there were several of them out there. One that had the back of Legacy, one for WAU, the Die Die, and a couple others. the price range was $10-15 when they first came out. at this point i have not seen a lot of them around. if i remeber correctly some were british imports like some of the bootlegged 7"s. it seems each country took a shot at bootlegging Misfits items. though Germany had the best success at it. at one point and one of the reasons i gave up buying bootlegs was Germany churned out 30 different bootlegs in one month. also MRR did a article on all the bootlegs being made. talked a little about some the misfits ones. though the original poster for the misfits were not big like the bootleg ones. the Three hits i have is small in comparison. and the WAU promo poster is a perfect square. finding them is not as easy as the bootlegs. it took me years to get the promo WAU. well more stuff next time. Later to all the fiendies!?!(warning you have to use your own judgement to understand the meaning of what this sentence says) tes777(TAMMY) ------------------------------------- To contribute to the next issue, please send email to: misfits@virginia.edu mailto:misfits@virginia.edu (Netscape Mail) For more information, contact Mark Kennedy at: msk4m@watt.seas.virginia.edu For answers to most questions, please visit Misfits Central before posting: http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m/ The Misfits mailing address is: Misfits Fiend Club | P.O. Box 310 | Vernon, NJ 07462 For more info on the #misfits IRC channel, visit: http://www.localnet.com/~angstboy/misfit.html The views expressed here are those of the individual authors only. 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RE: last ish Static Age CD Weird Misfits sightings Re: Misfits Bible #291 Re: Misfits Bible #291 Killing tonight satanism, my ass The Crimson Ghost (edit) 1/31 danzig stuff The Heartbreak Kid's Grammar sucks! misfits and.... more misfits put Captain Solo in the cargo hold American Psycho lyrics Jeff Herrin Squirt #3 European Fiends Guitar March 1997 OiOiOi Cheap vinyl, answers and questions... Re: Misfits Bible #291 dream band Re: Misfits Bible #291 Glow in the dark t-shirts New Rave Glenn on the radio It just amazing to me... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "m.s.k" Subject: Re: Misfits Bible #291 Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 16:00:29 -0500 (EST) > From: Daniel Herrmann > Subject: Tribute album > > I heard the MiSFiTs tribute album, titled "Violent World", is coming out > February 11. The Chili Peppers are supposedly on it as well as other > bands. I wonder if Metallica will be on their, or even Guns N roses. > It will cost $12. Has anyone else heard about this? Is this true? I'll post this again: VIOLENT WORLD - A Tribute To The Misfits Release date: February 11, 1997 _________________________________________________________________ Imagine mixing Metal, Hardcore, East and West Coast Punk, Krishnacore and Vegan Straight Edge with the outrageous b-movie horror fixation of the Misfits. You'd have the Violent World: a homage to one of the greatest punk rock bands ever by some of the best rock bands of the 1990's, bands that would not be the same today without the Misfits. Violent World consists of 14 never-before-released Misfits covers which were recorded exclusively for this record. Many of these bands, including Snapcase, Therapy? and Pennywise have added these versions to their live sets, futher preaching the Misfits' ever-growing legacy to new legions of fans across the country and around the world. The bands on this compilation chose what song to cover and with whom they would record it. They chose people like the legendary hardcore guru Don Fury, producer of CIV and Quicksand, who recorded both the Bouncing Soles and Sick Of It All tracks and Bill Stevenson of Descendents, All and Black Flag fame, who produced the Shades Apart track. Track List: Side 1 1. She - Snapcase 2. Astro Zombies - Pennywise 3. 20 Eyes - Shades Apart 4. TV Casualty - Tanner 5. Where Eagles Dare - Therapy? 6. London Dungeon - Prong 7. Death Comes Ripping - 108 Side 2 1. Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight? - Bouncing Souls 2. Ghouls Night Out - Goldfinger 3. Horror Business - Deadguy 4. All Hell Breaks Loose - Sick Of It All 5. Last Caress - NOFX 6. Earth A.D. - Earth Crisis 7. Return Of The Fly - Farside _________________________________________________________________ ASSORTED INFO: The album was produced by Tom Bejgrowicz who also produced the Misfits Box Set and Collection II. The album will be released in limited quantities of Orange, Green, and White vinyl, not to mention a permanent issue of black vinyl, and the usual CD and cassette. VIOLENT WORLD CONTEST Prize: A complete set of the "Violent World" colored vinyl, poster, postcard Match the following statements with the band it pertains to: * A. Snapcase * B. Pennywise * C. Shades Apart * D. Tanner * E. Therapy? * F. Prong * G. 108 * H. Bouncing Souls * I. Goldfinger * J. Deadguy * K. Sick Of It All * L. NOFX * M. Earth Crisis * N. Farside 1. This band can sometimes be found playing around town under the pseudonym of The Alleyway Crew. 2. A New Jersey band who wears their obsession with the 1980's movies like "Better Off Dead" on their sleeves. 3. Their first two records came out on the obscure indie label Wiija before being re-titled and compiled for release in the United States. 4. Violent World features this band's first recording with their new guitarist whose predecessor has gone on to form his new band, Kite Eating Tree. 5. In support of their debut album, they opened up for punk legends the Sex Pistols, the Buzzcocks and Bad Religion. 6. Their politically and socially charged message has been featured on CNN and MTV. 7. Ben E. King's "Stand By Me was covered on an early 7" and is still a staple of their live set. 8. They've toured with fellow San Diego bands Rocket From The Crypt and Drive Like Jehu. 9. Now broken up, the band played their final show ever at CBGB's this past year. 10. They have consistently worked with producer Bill Stevenson (current member of the Descendents and former member of All and Black Flag 11. The drummer auditioned for the Misfits while performing "Horror Business," "20 Eyes," and "Mommy..." with Jerry and Doyle. 12. Their singer/bassist has a license plate that says "Punk Guy." 13. released an album which has an employee of the band's label calling up Chinese restaurants and asking for "vegan chicken." 14. They've had songs reworked by Alex Patterson (Orb) and J.G. Thirwell (Foetus). All entries must be e-mailed to tomb@caroline.com by March 1, 1997. The top scores, in case of a tie, will be put into a "hat" and the sole winner will be drawn randomly from that. Look for full page advertisements in the January '97 issues of Hit Parader, Alternative Press, and Warp. _________________________________________________________________ > From: Teevie Alan > Subject: unca floyd > > Heya's.. i just found a website for an "Uncle Floyd Show"... could this > possibly be the same one with the infamous Misfits appearance 'way back? > http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/gordon_rogue/ It's quite possible... > From: Stephen Gorny > Subject: Prophecy 2, bootlegs & Adam West > > I keep seeing people say that bootlegs are worth $0.00. Bullshit. Like > anything else, an item is worth whatever people are willing to pay for > it. I would say my old Froot Loops boxes my mom bought when I was a kid > are worth nothing, but there are a lot of people out there who'll pay big > bucks for them. I think the Fits boots of legit releases were probably > worth more before the Collections were released as they contained songs > that you just couldn't get anywhere else. But people are still willing > to pay for this stuff...ergo - they have value. Monetary (aka RIPOFF) value perhaps, but really, bootlegs don't or shouldn't have any collecting value. They're fake. Anyone can make them. Mark ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 10:18:23 -0400 From: Jake Starr Subject: ADAM WEST USA > From: Stephen Gorny > Subject: Prophecy 2, bootlegs & Adam West > Jake - if there really is a European band called Adam West, maybe you'll > have to go the Wrathchild route and change your name to ADAM WEST AMERICA. uh, yeh. i saw wrathchild UK and wrathchild america (later souls at zero) and i have nothing good to say. ADAM WEST USA, for all you foreigners. > From: "EditorialStaff@EvilMagazine" > Subject: Re: Adam West in Halifux > Yes there is another Adam West and Dan Sylvester is Right, they are > girlie Rock and They Fuckin Suck i don't like to rip on other bands, but i have to agree. my band gets hate mail too, so we're definitely not excluded. i just got an e-mail message saying that ADAM WEST isn't oi enuff. D.C. Oi in da house! -- * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jake Starr/ADAM WEST * Fandango Records * 1805 T Street, NW #A * Washington, DC 20009-7128 * (202) 483-0065 * eMAIL: jyas@loc.gov * http://www.access.digex.net/~yield/adamwest.html * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 10:38:44 -0500 From: Scott B <101761.413@compuserve.com> Subject: Re: Misfits Bible #290 A couple of comments on the Bible: >I know that Glenn's ancestory is Italian, but does anyone know if he's >Sicilian desecent? You know what they say...an Italian and gorilla fucked >and gave birth to a Sicilian. Glenn mentioned on a radio interview a few years ago that his father is of German-Italian descent, and his mother is of Scots descent. He went on to say something like "Every time I go to Scotland, my mom tells me to look up some relatives". >What is the name of the guy who does tattooes for Danzig and Rollins? Not sure about Glenn, but I know Rick Spellman did a lot of Henry's. >had anyone ever seen a movie called orgy of the dead? This was one of Ed Wood's necro-porn efforts, which he got into in the late 60s/early 70s, after the failure of his sci-fi movies. The book 'Nightmare of Ecstacy: The Life and Art of Edward D. Wood jr" has more details and stills from all this stuff. Incidentally, this film was "filmed in Astravision and Sexicolor"...... By the way, where's Wes? ------------------------------ From: Craig Wieczorkiewicz Subject: American Nightmare...um, Graffitti Date: Mon, 3 Feb 97 10:28:21 CST Hey fiends, My roommate and I were watching "American Graffitti" the other night and when we got to the part where John Milner and the jailbait were at the drive-in restaurant and there is a shot of the back of Milner's car, I let out this amazingly fiendish sound of joy. Take a look at Milner's license plate. It reads "THX 138" ... of course, "American Graffitti" is a George Lucas film, so obviously he was plugging a certain other film of his... My my, what a fiendish little circle he has weaved... Zork Can't wait for the tribute album! ------------------------------ Date: 3 FEB 97 08:30:44 EST From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com Subject: danzig 1/31/96 Saw Danzig in Philly on Friday night with my buddy. Here are some observations. 1. The Electric Factory was about 1/2 full at the most. This really surprised me, especially after my buddy telling me of the packed shows he has seen at the Ritz a few years back. I saw the Ramones there last year, and it was packed to the gills, during a huge snow storm to boot. 2. Since I dont like industrial, and I hated Danzig 5, the new tunes bored the hell out of me, but I guess I expected that. 3. Tommy Victor can play. His tone wasnt as good (IMHO) as Johns, but he pulled off all the licks no sweat, and did all the note dives WITHOUT a whammy (neck bends) which really impressed me. Tommy needs to stop smiling. There is no reason to smile on stage when playing Danzig. Your supposed to look evil and pissed off. 4. Lazie? ---- yawn 5. Castillo. Ok drummer I guess, but he is no Biscuits. Chuck pounds the hell out of the drums, this guy was just there. The old tunes sounded good, not great, just good. Never having seen Danzig before (and I had a chance on every tour since '88, I just kept putting it off! I have lived to regret it!) I can only compare to what I have heard on the albums. I'm not going to go see him again. AZ Ps - The Electric Hellfire Club was the worst band I've ever seen. They even covered "Calling Dr. Love" by Kiss. I'm glad we got there 2/3 through there set, I would have killed myself. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 09:48:24 -0800 From: ADAMN#15 Subject: Tattoos women and other things Someone said in Bible #291 >Cresswell, I believe the guy who does Rollins' tattoos is Rick Spellman. At least the back one. As far >as Glenn, I have no idea. Rick Spellman also does Glenn's & Doyles tats too. He also has one of Doyle's guitars and HE WILL NOT SELL IT!!!! He is in Southern California but I am not sure what city. I think he plays roller hockey around there too. Who ever wondered who Glenn's woman is, I believe I have the answer to that one. I believe she is the girl in the "She Rides" video. Laters..... ADAMN#15 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ BE KIND TO ANIMALS SUPPORT GROVE HOCKEY http://www.chapman.edu/students/areygers/project/ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 10:55:04 -0800 From: Fay Beckman Subject: So ChristoTer finally got what was coming to him . . . I saw in the last MB that the dude who took care of the blowhard ChristoTer told his side of the story. It's about time somebody takes action and makes ChristoTer his woman. He'll be in the outhouse passing out suckjobs after this. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 11:03:32 -0800 From: Joe Franke Subject: tv casualty >Does anyone know what's playing in the background at the end of >TV Casualty? And no, i don't mean the I Love Lucy theme. The news >broadcast or whatever just before Lucy. Star Trek. bring back the "all mark" issues, by the way, scrolling through a batch of idtiotic posts to get to the tiniest tidbit of information is tiring. -- Joe Franke "Hail Satan" jfranke@slip.net ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 14:02:27 -0500 From: zycki Subject: random 'fits related thoughts Just some quick thoughts [i haven't posted in ages (1 yr), but hey, I'm bored]. Tammy definitely knows what she is talking about when it comes to collecting and find originals for low prices. The lowest prices you will ever find will always be found at record conventions. I found a tan cover Unholy Passion for $10, an original Agnostic Front Victim in Pain [Rat cage records, original cover] and their first ep United Blood [pre-RatCage version] [$12 total], Cro-Mags Age of Quarrel 10 inch [$10], and an original Madball Balls of destruction [$1] at record conventions. Most of the time the dealers do not know what they have, especially if they buy collections and just try to sell them off. Goldmine is a very good place to look, but people who advertise there know what they have and charge accordingly. I also found it cheaper to buy NYHC stuff from dealers ANYWHERE outside the tri-state region. Misfits items will be a lot cheaper in butt-fuck Montana than in Bleeker Bobs in NYC [which has an excellent selection of old punk/hardcore/oi, but charge WAAAAAY too much]. Incidentally, my best find was an Initium Cd with Unholy Passion on it. This rarity was bought right off the shelf brand new from a record chain [the old Record World]. Guess I was lucky enough to find onre of the factory slips [and so was my friend who also has one too]. >From: Inzo >Subject: Most fabulous 138 sighting of all time > >Ha, you slippy monkeys, I have found the most bestest 138 sighting and >it's 20 years old! I went to see the new Star Wars last night. I was >paying attention for new scenes, and I came across an old scene that was >the most exciting for me. I never new this... > >When Han and Luke take Chewy to the detention block to rescue the >Princess, The guard says "What is thisssss thing??????" > >Luke says "Prisoner tranfer from cell block 1138." > >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH The Empire must be Misfits fans. :| Isn't Inzo the millionth person to mention this? Obviously his knowledge of Star Wars is minimal. Almost everyone knows it is an inside reference to THX1138 [his previous work]. Now with the re-release, this will bury the SBTB "sighting" as most annoyingly mentioned 138 reference. Finally, can anyone help me locate the following: Warzone - Lower East Side Crew 7 in. [Revelation Records] and the early Sick of It All Revelation singles? ah, that felt good zycki "Wicked men! Cease your antics, or I may be forced to assault you with the U.S. Postal System!" -The Tick ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 12:28:55 -0330 (NST) From: Stephen Warren Subject: adam west lotherefiends, what's all this talk about adam west? i remember him from the old batman. i love the old batman! does anyone know where i can get the old batmobile? the car i'm driving now is shit. -steve- ------------------------------ From: "TREVOR JOSEPH MCPHEE" Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 11:40:55 GMT-0400 Subject: Re: Misfits Bible #291 I am commenting on the "Most Fabulous 138 Sighting". Mike why don't you go rent THX1138, and everything will become clear. ------------------------------ From: "Not the Best Hung Carrott In The Fridge" Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 12:10:33 GMT-0400 Subject: Re: most Fab 138 sighting! The is the best but there is so much more to that then you see my fair friend. You see Thx-1138 was a george lucas film. Hence the "THX' sound and picture thing. He ties in a whole bunch of his sit in minute Quantities in all his movies. i.e.: The Hyroglyphs of Arr two and C3p0 in Indiana Jones and cell block 1138 in star wars and blah blah. So there is lots of oter cool stuff too! Asteroids as potatoes if you look hard enough! cool Later. On Satanism....Hmmm who fucking cares, Who is the High priest of the "church" of Satan, Acheron i suppose, right! never the less if, you are in the Church of satan and you say it is about free spirited, and you stand by it devoutly, you might as well be Christian if you your going to join an establishment. So shut up about Satanism! Shannon ------------------------------ From: "EditorialStaff@EvilMagazine2" Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 14:55:43 GMT-0400 Subject: Re: Misfits Bible #291 I played with THE cANADIAN aDAM wEST they sucked sorry tosay. I played with them at CAfe Ole in Halifax . Star wars is awesome I love it . Me and shannon watched it for ther forty fifth time. I really like to watch it with no clothes on and ketchup all over my weneir. mioke. who cares about glenns coffee. What about doyles socks? and where do the misfits shop where do they ghet their cool fuckin clothes.!!! fuck. Girls Girls Girls! your right motley crue is not that great. but they are tuff as nails because they smoke in the boys room (rebels) I saw Our Lady Peace play on the weekend they are good . I asked them to play London dungeons but they didn't so there fo they suck. Thats Cool! huh! Huh! ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 14:42:24 -0500 From: dan sylvester Subject: Re: Geography lesson Actually Steven, Canada is in North America not Europe. ------------------------------ From: EvilDieff@aol.com Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 17:44:43 -0500 (EST) Subject: seinfeld... christopher wilson said: < Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 17:44:37 EST Here is what i have from back in my old days in Paramus and it is time to part with them. I just joined so here is mt stuff and prices: Cough/Cool Blank Records: 450 Who Killed Marilyn purple/black swirled:400 Collection II clear- 25 send me youre offer if you are interested. i figured these would be decent prices if they are way too much or little let me know please. thanx GreG ------------------------------ Date: 3 FEB 97 14:40:46 EST From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com Subject: Hangin Ten in East Berlin From: Des Roches you said >1.what is vinyl? >2.what is it with 138? >3.why did glenn leave the misfits? I am assuming your questions are legit, but if not, I guess I'm the fool. 1. Vinyl is an ancient (i.e., popular until the late 80s/early 90s) form of distributing music, sometime called LP (For Long Playing record) or EP (Extened Playing record) and in the punk world, the most common 7" EP (7" being the diameter of the vinyl disc in question) Since there is now a whole generation that has never seen a vinyl record, I assume this question is valid. 2. i will pass on this one, check the webpage 3. Glenn left because he wanted to. I guess it was time for a "career" change which became Samhain, which then became Danzig, which is now Nine Inch Glenn. Personally, I am waiting for a surf album by Glenn. He can get Dick Dale to play guitar. Now THAT would be cool. He could call it "Danzig 6, HangTenwiththeDevil" Teevie Alan asked "Heya's.. i just found a website for an "Uncle Floyd >Show"... could this >possibly be the same one with the infamous Misfits appearance 'way back? There is only one Uncle Floyd. AZ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 19:41:05 -0500 From: Xdisco infernoX Subject: Glenn at the Troc????? I was at the January 31st H2O show at the Trocadero in Philly and a couple interesting things took place. First Lars from Rancid (who I'm not particularly a fan of) Joined the band for their rendition of Minor Threat's SALAD DAYS and the Cro-Mags HARD TIMES (you fiends know the Cro-Mags don't you?). Why this was interesting enough to mention here on the Bible was that the word drifting around the crowd was that Lars came to the Troc show after the Danzig show across town finished and was accompanied to the Troc by Glenn Danzig himself. I personally didn't see Glenn and can't confirm anything but I thought it was an interesting rumor. Later. XDisco InfernoX ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 19:58:10 -0500 From: David Cook Subject: RE: last ish ------------2D524CAB5A0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii D.ETH said: > I fail to see your logic. How does someone saying something you > like give you the right to "discipline" that person? Correct me if I'm > wrong, but you live in the United States of America, right? The > which, so loudly and repeatedly, proclaims it's (drumroll please) > Amendment every chance it gets. I live in Canada, so I might not know, > has this extremely popular Top priority right to all American citizens > repealed? > What gives you the right to force yourself, however "lovingly" a > onto another person for saying something (which certainly doesn't > ass-like to me, I've heard some real stupid stuff at shows, > Danzig shows) which you find objectionable? Further more, you have not > given any indication that said remark was directed at you, which > however unlikely, have given you the right to defend yourself against > threat. I think, dear sir, you are the ass in this confrontation. Well, I live in the USA, and I say that it is all bullshit. I say that there is no real freedom, and that the government is facist. So, then I have to say that the dude that punched him is an asshole. I mean, when he punched him he created two classes of people, the masters(opressors) and the slaves. That happens everyday here (and elsewhere). America is all about being a hypocrite. Beating on people who say or do things different that you. So, to Johnny Hotcock, fuck you. You decide that you are going to change someone's ideas by beating on them? It won't and doesn't, and never will work. If someone says somehting dumb, put it in their fucking face, and tell them. Don't hit them. shit head. Although, I gotta give D.ETH credit, you said some good stuff. But, see the reality of America is completely different from the perception. America is fake and plastic. The constitution is a rat shit piece of paper that people worship, as is the flag a tattered old piece of cloth(which is SACRED). So, if you like to worship multiple false gods, indoctrination, facism, and lies... please come right over. Not to say it's any better in Canada. Or Elsewhere. David Cook ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 19:02:58 -0600 (CST) From: nick winkleback Subject: Static Age CD Greets! I have the first pressing Caroline Misfits box set and I've noticed something rather odd about the Static Age CD: It seems you have to break it to open it, since the whole blasted thing seems fused together. Does anyone have any thoughts/suggestions on this? If this has been discussed before please accept my most sincere apologies as I am still relatively new to the MB. ------------------------------ From: SkaKing@webtv.net (Robert Gray) Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 18:36:27 -0600 Subject: Weird Misfits sightings Hey feinds. I know this is stupid, but In my lame-ass skool, My Feind pin was stolen, and I found it in the floor of room 138...Coincidence??? you be the judge..and oh yeah, my Science teacher has a little devillock...cool. Stay Rude Stay Rebel Rob ------------------------------ From: Krusty704@aol.com Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 18:48:46 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Misfits Bible #291 I GOT MY COUGH/COOL 7" (NOT A BOOTLEG) FOR $10 ------------------------------ From: "BIG DADDY COOL" Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 18:55:45 GMT-4 Subject: Re: Misfits Bible #291 Hey Kids, I got D-Rods B-Movie madness tape in the mail today and it kicks ass. You should all pick it up as it is only 4 bucks. A lot of time was probalby put into compiling it, and the secret tracks are worth having, especicaly considering you may never hear one of the songs ever recorded or played live by the Misfts. Get it. Later Roger ------------------------------ From: Misfit57@aol.com Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 21:07:24 -0500 (EST) Subject: Killing tonight This is my first post, I wasn't planing on posting at all, but I have just got to say something. I subscribed like 4 issues ago, so someone else might have mentioned this already, but who cares. A while ago I was doing my homework so that I'll be smart and my CD player(on random play at the time) picked, "Mommy Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?" on Collection One. I listened while working up until the part where all the music stops and the question is asked, "Mommy Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?''. I stopped and listened intenly and I heard a faint voice in the background, like one from a horror movie perhaps(?). It is kind of hard to hear, but it is there, I couldn't come up with another solution besides the character from a horror movie, and I was wondering if antone else has heard it or if anyone knows whose/what's voice it is. Respond if you care. rob ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 19:43:20 -0800 From: Fay Beckman Subject: satanism, my ass hey, everyone, satanism is a fuckin' FAD. watch me alienate myself (im damn good at it)... im sure there is something real behind satanism, and a few people who actually believe in it, but 9 times out of 10 it's some marilyn manson- worshipping teenager who wants to piss their parents off. it's a nice word to shock the "establishment". "i'm satanic" has that nice goth ring to it that all the spooky kids go for. it justifies throwing cats (or, if my pet theory is correct, hot dogs ;) into wells, which is a nice power trip for a downtrodden 13 year old. minus the fabled cat-drowning proclivities of your average "satanist", this would be okay, EXCEPT they dont read up on their religion of choice (except maybe CD inserts) enought to prove anything about themselves. of course, i am generalizing grossly, so if you happen to be an actual satanist with half a brain, forgive me. fay ps- does anyone else think that bass thing at the end of bringer of death is on the Descent II soundtrack? um, it's not like i actually PLAY descent or anything, just wondering. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 22:08:10 -0800 (PST) From: Daniel Herrmann Subject: The Crimson Ghost (edit) Last time I forgot the nose. (What a dumbass) Anyways, it looks better if you highlight it so that its black. Enjoy Fiends, enjoy! mis fits!misfits.. ........ Misfits.Misfits!.Misfits!!... Misfits!Misfits!Misfits!Misfits. Misfi- ''-ts!Misfits!Mis'':fits!.. ' ''Misfits!''' 'Misf it- s!Misf its!Mis fits. . Mis fits!Misf -its!! Misfi.. ts!Misfits!: :Misfit s!Misfits!Misfi' "tsMisfits!Misfi ts!Misfits!Mis fits!Misfits!Mi "'sfits!!!Mi sfits!Misfits!- '"'"Misfits!Misfits!Misfits''' mi'sfits!Misfits!Misf' '' "its!Misfits!Misfi ":. . """""'"'''"..""'" ts":" !Mi sf i-ts!Mi""' !! sfi' ts!!. .... .."' .!! 'Mis '"""""'."" " .fi' ts!Mi...s"" """.. ..fi.ts" "!Misfits!Misfits:!Misfi' ts!Misfits!Misfits!Mi' '"sfits!Misfits!Misf ":its!Misfits"' '""""' Tim Herrmann ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Feb 1997 01:14:13 -0500 (EST) From: asenath Subject: 1/31 danzig stuff i saw danzig and the electric hellfire club last friday... i missed the opening band, no big deal... EHC was really good, very tight, and i would say just as good as they were b4 their keyboardist died... danzig was really good, though i wish the vocals would have been just a little bit louder he opened with some black aria stuff then went into mother (bleh)... anyways the set list was pretty much the same as said before... after the show i waited around and talked to glenn... he was really cool and answered a lot ov questions for me... * the new ep is coming out this summer and will be called black angel? i think, something angel anyways (my ears were ringing) * the samhain boxset isn't ready and will have live stuff as well as video footage, glenn said he waiting on some stuff from london & damien * prophecy II will be out this summer, glenn said that it was cool working with christopher walken, and that he is "way out there" heh look who's talking * the followup to black aria will be called death dealer and will be out in march i think? * he will be going back to do NYC at the end ov the tour well anyways that is pretty much everything i may have gotten some ov tha dates mixed up but basically somethings comming out in march and everything else is coming out in the summer, 'cept for maybe the samhain boxset :.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : jess cyphers asenath@sunlink.net : : http://www.sunlink.net/~asenath/welcome.html : :`````````````````````````````````````:''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''': : every day is halloween... : : : :`:`:`:`:`:`:`:`:`:`:`:`:`:`:`:`:`:`:`:':':':':':':':':':':':':':':':':':':': ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 22:29:07 -0800 (PST) From: Daniel Herrmann Subject: The Heartbreak Kid's Grammar sucks! The HBK said this in M.B #291: Subject: put Captain Solo in the cargo hold > From: ChristoTer@aol.com > Stephen, out of curiosity, what color t-shirt and jeans were Glenn wearing? > I remember hearing the comment "this man has no colors in his closet", so if > it wasn't black, the band has lied! sniff sniff. I vaguely remember something about him not drinking coffee to....I mean "too"...I mean "either." > Cresswell, I believe the guy who does Rollins' tattoos is Rick Spellman. At > least the back one. As far as Glenn, I have no idea. Somewhere it said that Spellman did ALL of Henry's, Glenn's, and Eerie's tattooes, for free. I think it was Eerie who said this. Actually I think it is in EVB's FAQ on the Mark's homepage. > From: Christopher Wilson > If anyone is interested I made the coolest Danzig T-shirt out there.... > Front: White Shirt does anyone else see a fundamental problem with this idea? > From: "John B. Kendrick" > about, as Glenn stated, "woman to the tenth power". Glenn has also stated > that "Son of the Morning Star" is an anti-Farrakan(?) song. no, it is "White Devil Rise" that he said was anti-Farooq and anti-Nation of Domination...I mean anti-Farrakhan and anti-nation of Islam. -B.F. ------------------------------ From: ahren@thesea.com Date: Tue, 04 Feb 1997 23:59:41 -0800 Subject: American Psycho lyrics I'm sure that we all would appreciate it if someone could write up the lyrics to "American Psycho" and any other new tunes, and get them to Misfits Central. I would love to do it myself, but unfortunatly I haven't ever seen the Misfits live(no, I am not in prison...) ------------------------------ Date: 4 Feb 1997 09:47:29 +0500 From: Cotter Tim MSM GRPP US Subject: Jeff Herrin xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx JEFF HERRIN(OF JEFF'S SALE 817-381-5430 OR 817-591-8799) TIME IS RUNNING OUT - WHERE'S MY STUFF OR MY MONEY. YOU CAN SEND EITHER TO ME. YOU SHOULD NOT SCREW PEOPLE ON THE BIBLE-YOU'LL RUIN THE ABILITY FOR OTHER LEGIT. PEOPLE SELL STUFF THROUGH THE BILBE. NO ONE WILL TRUST ANYONE SELLING THINGS. PLUS YOU COULD GET HURT. YOU BETTER HAVE MOVED OUT OF TEXAS AND YOU BETTER HOPE THE POST OFFICE DOESN'T HAVE FORWARDING ADDRESS. ANOTHER HINT- BETTER NEVER HAVE LISTED PHONE NUMBER AGAIN!! I STILL FIND YOU!! TIM xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxx ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Feb 1997 13:29:30 -0500 (EST) From: Emily Ann Freehafer <02459@udel.edu> Subject: Squirt #3 Okay everybody, listen up! It's time for the new issue of your favorite "magazine" SQUIRT! Even your dog'll lick it up! Lots of fabulous articles and of course pictures! Not a single contribution by yours truly! Send us your money ($4, plus $1 in stamps). SQUIRT P.O. Box 137 Cairnbrook, PA 15924 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Feb 1997 14:44:05 -0500 From: "Jason St. Jacques" Subject: European Fiends I was wondering if their are any Fiends from Switzerland, or anyone who lives close to Switzerland here? Please e-mail me if you are. J. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 04 Feb 1997 12:20:36 -0800 From: ryq Subject: Guitar March 1997 reprinted verbatim Guitar March 1997. ---- FAST TRACKS by Buzz Morrison DANZIG BLACKACIDEVIL (Hollywood) New record label, new band (gone is guitarist John Christ), new sound: That's the story of the noisy (there's nothing wrong with your stereo!), industrial BLACKACIDEVIL, and while Glenn Danzig's voice is often distorted beyond recognition, the music is typically creepy, if not all that impressive. The industrial rhythms sound recycled (which is part of the industrial methodology, I suppose), and Danzig's nascent guitar playing leaves you lusting to hear these 10 tracks (including a jazzy revamping of Black Sabbath's "Hand Of Doom") remade live by the band's latest hire, Prong vocalist/guitarist Tommy Victor. Alice In Chains' Jerry Cantrell contributes guitar to three tracks, which helps immeasurably. ---- a few things: 'nascent' means 'freshly emerging'. does this guy realize that Glenny did (my guess) 70-90% of the Samhain guitarwork and a small amount of uncredited work to Misfits and Danzig material? once again, the bassist gets ignored. Eerie added just as much to the Danzig sound as JC. 'jazzy revamping'? "Hand Of Doom" wasn't jazzy to begin with? :P also in the same issue, Kip Winger has a new album coming out March 4th, titled THISCONVERSATIONSEEMSLIKEADREAM. does everybody have name their albums with one long name. Kippy, Glenny, Pete Townshend... anyone know the release date of Motley Crue's GENERATION SWINE? ryq ------------------------------ From: lithium@cxo.com Date: Tue, 4 Feb 1997 16:09:42 -0500 Subject: OiOiOi First off, enough with this satanist shit, its stupid you are claiming to be such satanist then your like "Anton levey (sp?)" whats wrong, to lazy to look it up. and to that guy about the starwars 1138 sighting, "1138" isn't exactly 138, or did you hit the 1 key again on accident? and also, if anyone has any cool fits' posters, e-mail me if your wanting to sell them, i'm trying to start a collection. -=-=Sent via CONNECTions BBS. Contact Info below=-=- telnet://bbs.cxo.com (208.132.79.2) http://www.cxo.com/ Wichita, KS (316) 682-7346 Voice: (316) 682-5838 ------------------------------ From: darryl.etheridge@sheridanc.on.ca Date: Tue, 04 Feb 1997 14:13:01 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Cheap vinyl, answers and questions... tammy said: >>Boy we seem to have this idea fixed in our brains that if a Misfits or >>Samhain record is cheap - $50 or less its a bootleg. >I bought a black vinyl Initium w/o Caroline name or address and then Tarry said: >and a black vinyl Samhain III w/ lyrics and pictures for $3.99 >a piece at a store in Arlington, VA. to which I add: Yup, I got an Unholy Passion tan sleeve for $6 Canadian (about $4 US) and Three Hits From Hell for $50 Cdn. (about $35-$40 US) and they're both, as far as I can determine from Tammy's description's, completely authentic. Mind you, I got those... geez wow, it's been nearly four years now! I got them at "Rotate This" in Toronto. It's been picked over pretty thoroughly, but still it's worth a look. A pal of mine got a Cough/Cool boot for $7 Cdn. and a Beware (which he claims to be authentic) for $100 Cdn. there, too (the bastard bought the Beware the day before I was gonna go get it... !!!!). Des Roches asked: >1.what is vinyl? Webster Definition for "vinyl" vi.nyl\'vi-n-*1\ n [ISV, fr. L vinum wine] 1: a univalent radical CH2=CH derived from ethylene by removal of one hydrogen atom 2: a polymer of a vinyl compound or product made from one >2.what is it with 138? It's between 137 and 139. >3.why did glenn leave the misfits? 'Cause he was too short. Check the webpage silly, that's why it's there. At the end of every Bible it says... >For answers to most questions, please visit Misfits Central before posting: > http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m/ Christopher Wilson said: >Danzig's picture >Above it, it says, "Danzig" >Below it, it says, (in misfits font) "4'1" of Fury!" > >On the back it has the Danzig Skull, and above it, it says "SELLOUT" Why would you spend that much time and energy on someone you hate? D.ETH email: darryl.etheridge@sheridanc.on.ca WWW: www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/3425/ "God bless those pagans." -Homer Simpson ------------------------------ From: "Not the Best Hung Carrott In The Fridge" Date: Tue, 4 Feb 1997 13:00:07 GMT-0400 Subject: Re: Misfits Bible #291 Sorry About writing Again but i neglected to mention the contest fir the next issue of our magazine. Rules are as follows. Write 100 words ( alittle more a little less) About why you think that you are better then averybody in the Whole world. The prize is a subscription and other cool stuff staickers and shit like that. So send all your submissinos to me or mike our addressThe bets ones are going to be printed and a few others will be too! S odon't misss out on this terrible contest! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Feb 1997 16:38:50 -0330 (NST) From: Stephen Warren Subject: dream band hi fiends, heres my dream band: vocals- dee snider guitar- kirk hammet bass- terry "hulk" holgan drums- animal (the muppet show) what's some of your dream bands, fiends? -steve- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. * * * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * Steve Warren swarren@beothuk.swgc.mun.ca * * Sir Wilfred Grenfell College * * Corner Brook, Newfoundland Canada * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------------ Date: 04 Feb 97 20:10:49 EST From: Paul Holstein <102165.134@CompuServe.COM> Subject: Re: Misfits Bible #291 POST: RE: >>Anyone else have a problem buying stuff from Jeff Herrin-1701 W. Oak, >>Denton, TX 76201. It seems his phone has been disconnected. If he on this >>ist he better let me know if my stuff has been shipped or I will find >>him in Denton or Dallas(traveling is a perk of my job and Dallas area is >>mine). >>Tim I bought a bunch of singles from Jeff last month, 15 of them, and they all arrived fine, packaged well and insured. I would guess your stuff is on it's way. His address also has "Apartment #212" in it, so maybe that was part of the problem??? Paul Holstein ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Feb 1997 21:38:16 -0500 From: "MR. Poopy Pants" Subject: Glow in the dark t-shirts Anyone who has a glow-in-the-dark t-shirt should listen up. All others can scroll past. Okay those that stayed, to wash your t-shirt and not wreck it (other than doing it by hand), throw it in a pillow case along with other coloured shirts. As long as you wash it in cold water it should be fine. Obviously you have to hang it to dry. J. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 04 Feb 1997 22:37:44 +0500 From: "John B. Kendrick" Subject: New Rave Anyone know how I could get the issue of "New Rave" with Glenn and Crystal Gold on the cover? JB ------------------------------ From: MePhiSto78@aol.com Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 02:10:12 -0500 (EST) Subject: Glenn on the radio I am curious to know if anyone has a copy of Glenn's two hour appearance on the LoveLine radio show, where he previewed 2 songs, 7th house and sacrafice. i dont want to brag but i have it on tape, sooo......... 2 quick plugz: ANIMOSITY AND FM RADIO ASSAULT ARE FVKIN HERE: KEEP YOUR CHILDREN LOCKED INDOORS !!!!! i luv ya AA fiendishly Jordan ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 01:12:02 -0500 From: tes777@bridge.net (Tammy S.) Subject: It just amazing to me... Hello fiends... first off, i see Tarry knows what i have been talking about. Amazing if you just took the time to look. You might actually save some money. Plus the only way i varify if its not a bootleg is the DANZIG challege. everytime i see Glenn i get a bunch of the record sleeves together and hand them over with a pen. so far only one out of the entire collection. Chris - what if Glenn was actually wearing 'BLUE' jeans? boy that would blow so many minds that he might just be human after all. ;) Matt - you are kidding aren't you? vinyl is a term for RECORDS , you know; 7", 12", 10" 45, 33 1/3, 78 all that stuff. ok we have said this once before if you don't know 138 then you just aren't going to get it. then i think AZ or D.ETH pointed out a while ago that if they told you, you would have to die after that. As for why Glenn left the Misfits, i think you need to go to a Danzig show and after the show is over to to the bus and ask Glenn yourself, i'm sure he would be glad to take the time and explain in detail why he left the Misfits. ;) (hey, we're fiends for a reason, remember.) Christopher Wilson - i think someone is going to point out that you ripped of their idea for a t-shirt. and if you think your the first PERmoronSON to say Glenn is a sell out then you need some serious help. By the way Brett your not the only one who is just playing and having a little laugh. oh yeah, someone was a little off on their horror the past issue or so. Night of the Ghouls is considered part 2 of Plan 9. Criswell is in this one too. it is also about raising the dead and or communicating with the dead. Misfits 101... Who to trust, more like Trust no one... well i see some of these pop up on the bible from time to time. does anyone know so and so he has not sent me and i can't get in touch with him. i've seen these for years in MRR(maximum rock and roll) and flipside. the nice thing about the bible is you don't have to pay to ask the question and later fry that person for ripping you off in the first place. i have gotten a lot of questions about, is this price ok for this record. it is hard to trust anyone you buy from and i can't say there is one record store or one person who will never screw you. even places i have bought from for years screwed up or screwed me some how. i have a DOA 7" i got in an auction, they never told me it did not have a sleeve, but they sent me a sleeve anyway. so i paid $20 for a very valuable DOA 7" Disco Sucks but the sleeve is for Prisoner. what the hell do i do with that. or you order something you are dying for and they tell you they lost it. and this is from some of the top record stores in the states. Well first ask around before you buy anything. ask about the person if its trade or a straight sale. i ask other traders i know, i've asked Mark and EVB about some people who have contacted me when they saw my wants on the collectors page. i don't know everyone and i don't pretend to. i know that there is a good chance that another collector might know them. if its a record store, i hate to say it but the safest way is with a credit card, at least you can get the company to deal with the store if they screw you. it is a catch 22 for sellers though, people like myself who sell records in auctions or straight sales like money orders since we know the buyer can't screw us with a check that might bounce. the record stores mail order is safe, especially if they are a place like Vinyl Ink and others that have long standing reputations. it is easy to burn them if they screw you and they can't afford that. the other part is knowing the records and that goes back to the detailing i did. you can't get screwed if you know what to look for, and ask all the questions you can about the record before you make the deal. i know you get excited about getting a shot at that original Misfits record, i've been there too. but you need to keep your trend of thought or you are dead meat, with numbers of people waiting to pounce on you. in MRR, its $4 for 60 words, which is nothing compared to what some of these guys can rip off from collectors who don't know what they are doing. plus i can't point this out enough, the ones who sell Misfits out of MRR and Flipside know all to well what they got and what it's worth. and some of them are collectors of the same. to them, new collectors are just a way to make some extra bucks, and big bucks at that. i knew a kid who was collecting back in 92. and was trying to go after some of the same items i was, different sellers and traders though. the money that this one guy wanted from him was ridiculous. plus i found it funny that i was not allowed to get a catalog or buy from this guy, he refused to sell me a Cough/ Cool cause i did not agree that it was worth giving him $350. he turned around and sold it to my friend. to them its who will give them the prices they ask for. you never have to agree, i never did. that is why you bargain. bargaining can be your best friend, it was mine when i got my color vinyl 7"s. so what if they think your a big pain in the ass, you didn't get ripped and pay their car payment for them did you. well till next time. and some more vinyl later. Later to all the fiendies!?! tes777(TAMMY) ------------------------------------- To contribute to the next issue, please send email to: misfits@virginia.edu mailto:misfits@virginia.edu (Netscape Mail) For more information, contact Mark Kennedy at: msk4m@watt.seas.virginia.edu For answers to most questions, please visit Misfits Central before posting: http://watt.seas.virginia.edu/~msk4m/ The Misfits mailing address is: Misfits Fiend Club | P.O. Box 310 | Vernon, NJ 07462 For more info on the #misfits IRC channel, visit: http://www.localnet.com/~angstboy/misfit.html The views expressed here are those of the individual authors only. 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Re: Misfits Bible #292 unsubscribe Re: Misfits Bible #292 Re: Misfits Bible #292 just some stuff Skins4sale glenn at the troc? yngwie cumstain Adendum Yeah, Christ! European Sacrifice CD sigle fore trade Re: Misfits Bible #292 Motley Crue icons, etc. Stuff ADAM WEST is the reason adam west Danzig in T.O. Kryst the Conqueror Re: Misfits Bible #292 Interview Re: Misfits Bible #292 Sigh.... Danzig Toronto show They're no Danzig. THX 1138..... sorry fiends.. LOL European Sacrifice CD sigle fore trade Chuck in hell Shitheads everywhere... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "m.s.k" Subject: Re: Misfits Bible #292 Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 13:31:04 -0500 (EST) > From: Fay Beckman > Subject: So ChristoTer finally got what was coming to him . . . > > I saw in the last MB that the dude who took care of the blowhard > ChristoTer told his side of the story. It's about time somebody takes > action and makes ChristoTer his woman. He'll be in the outhouse passing > out suckjobs after this. I'm not sure what's going on with this Christoter thing, but he's a good guy, and there's no doubt about that. That's all I know. While I'm on the subject of good guys, I recently bought a specially made CD from misfit@dreamscape.com. If you've ever wanted to have personalized mix CDs, or you just want to put a lot of stuff you have on tape onto CD, contact him. For $16 a CD, you can't go wrong. > From: Misfit57@aol.com > Subject: Killing tonight > > have mentioned this already, but who cares. A while ago I was doing my > homework so that I'll be smart and my CD player(on random play at the time) > picked, "Mommy Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?" on Collection One. I listened > while working up until the part where all the music stops and the question is > asked, "Mommy Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight?''. I stopped and listened > intenly and I heard a faint voice in the background, like one from a horror > movie perhaps(?). It is kind of hard to hear, but it is there, I couldn't > come up with another solution besides the character from a horror movie, and > I was wondering if antone else has heard it or if anyone knows whose/what's > voice it is. Respond if you care. rob It's Glenn. The band recorded the instrumental parts a few months before they did the vocals. They had Glenn time the pause after the music stops by yelling out the lyrics. Later, he sang that section again when he recorded the rest of the lyrics. Thus, you hear those lyrics twice. > From: MePhiSto78@aol.com > Subject: more misfits > > i would like to know if there is any way of telling the differance between a > black and a clear vinyl copy of the collection II ? i know for the others > there is a destinct place for the bar code, but where is it located for the > black or the clear (preferably the clear) i want to get it, but i want the Originally, the clear vinyl copies did not have any bar code sticker, although some were found with the sticker in the top right hand corner. Black vinyl copies also have the sticker in the top corner as well, so there is only one way to know - open it up. There were 500 clear copies put out in November of 1995. Black vinyl copies have been out since April 1996. It's probably safe to assume that the clear copies are long gone. mark ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 15:46:24 -0500 From: Crimson Ghost Subject: Last he hehe Issue Art said: >Personally, I am waiting for a surf album by Glenn. He can get >Dick Dale to play guitar. Now THAT would be cool. He could call it "Danzig >6, HangTenwiththeDevil" HAHAHAHAHH - that's the funniest thing I've seen here in a while. nick winkleback asked (politely): >I have the first pressing Caroline Misfits box set and I've >noticed something rather odd about the Static Age CD: It seems you have >to break it to open it, since the whole blasted thing seems fused >together. Does anyone have any thoughts/suggestions on this? It's funny that you referred to the "box" as a first press. Caroline pressed so many goddamn copies of the thing that I'm sure it will be around for quite some time. To get the Static Age cover to open. Lay it in one hand with the back (the side with the track listings) facing you. Then simply apply light pressure to the Caroline logo while pushing it away from you. The back is inset on tracks and slides out. There is some molding flash in there and the first two or three times you open it it's kinda hard but after it wears away it's pretty easy. Tim somebody or other said the following in response to HBK's grammar lesson re: to, too & two: >Notice the use of "foo". Is that in place of "fool"? Or "four"? Or >most likely "for"? >Next time think logically, and don't correct someone until you >know that you yourself are. Okay, jackass? Speak for yourself asswipe. HBK made a friggin' typo, he was complaining about people using the wrong words (a different animal all together). Let's take a look at your grammar Tim: >Notice the use of "foo". - ok good >Is that in place of "fool"? - Is *what* in place of fool? (improper subject) >Or "four"? - Sentences should never start with a conjunction and the bonus..... >Next time think logically, and don't correct someone until you >know that you yourself are. Until you know that you yourself are what? You're using the word 'correct' as a verb. You need to add a second instance of the word 'correct' at the end of the sentence (an adverb). Please let's end this foolish thread with this. We *ALL* make mistakes when we type something up fast. Brett's original post about to, too, & two, was reasonable. The consistant use of incorrect wording makes a post *very* hard to read. On the other hand, a typo is easy to overcome. Really Tim I think you're quite over the top with this. ps. I don't give a fuck if I made any mistakes, so don't bother....;-) Crimson Ghost - othello@magicnet.net .From the Funken Cyclo-P-dia: Funkadelia - Throbassonic realm where nothing is good unless you play with it and all that is good is nasty. A ParliaFunkadelicment Thang... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 10:36:21 -0500 From: Tarry Carapezza Subject: Violent World Alert! I was in a record store last nite and 'Violent World' was on the shelf! The release date of Feb. 11 is wrong! Go get your copy now! Did I buy one? No. I didn't get paid until today. You know where I am after work. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 15:55:11 +0000 From: Julian Baldry In the last Bible AZ Wrote: >>Tommy needs to stop smiling. There is no reason to smile on stage >>when playing Danzig. Your supposed to look evil and pissed off. Yeah right... last I heard, (non faked) smiling was an involuntary reaction to a joyful or happy experience... How awful it is then that Tommy Victor obviously enjoys playing music with Glenn Danzig, what with being in the same band and everything it must be terrible for them both. Maybe none of them look 'evil and pissed off' these days because they have some new, decent material to play and there's no Yngwie-wannabe in the band... just a thought. ------------------------------ From: Mark Allen Blackman Subject: Jeff's Not A Crook Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 11:08:00 -0500 I know there are a bunch of people out there who are waiting for stuff from JEFF HERRIN. For whatever it is worth, I also bought some records from him and got them within a week. I don't think he would screw everyone except me. Don't get me wrong...there is nothing worse than waiting for records to come. In speaking of autions...once again I would like to commend KEVIN FINN on another awesome auction. Later, Mark B. Oh yeah, I am still looking for another Yellow Horror Business w/ lyrics and second press Bullet. Let me know if you have these because I know someone that wants these BAD. ------------------------------ Date: 5 FEB 97 11:54:03 EST From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com Subject: batmobile Steve Warren mused "does anyone know where i can get the old batmobile? the car i'm driving now is shit. " Scott Chinery, a world famous guitar collector, has one of the original Batmobiles (there were 3). He lives in Toms River, NJ. Give him a call, maybe he and you can work out a deal? :) AZ ------------------------------ Date: 5 FEB 97 11:57:00 EST From: AZawodny@mobile.bam.com Subject: USA David Cook said "Well, I live in the USA, and I say that it is all bullshit. >I say that there is no real freedom, and that the government is facist." You are an angry young man with a spelling problem. :) AZ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 12:10:30 -0500 (EST) From: Emily Ann Freehafer <02459@udel.edu> Subject: RE: Glenn at the Troc??? Are you serious? Glenn says that he can't stand Rancid and all that new school punk rock, and unless Lars didn't go onstage until 3 in the morning then Glenn would have had to be two places at once. Come on guys, he's NOT the devil. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 09:11:39 -0800 From: Fay Beckman Subject: WHAT? > Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 10:55:04 -0800 > From: Fay Beckman > Subject: So ChristoTer finally got what was coming to him . . . > > I saw in the last MB that the dude who took care of the blowhard > ChristoTer told his side of the story. It's about time somebody takes > action and makes ChristoTer his woman. He'll be in the outhouse passing > out suckjobs after this. > um, pardon me, but what the FUCK is with this?? i didnt write that. ------------------------------ From: "EditorialStaff@EvilMagazine2" Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 12:18:37 GMT-0400 Subject: Re: Misfits Bible #292 Dear mr Nick Winkle back. You are stupid All you have to do is push it up Not break it.Dumb ass Thats Cool! huh! Huh! ------------------------------ From: fennellw@tony.bc.edu Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 13:21:49 -0500 Subject: hulk hogan bass- terry "hulk" holgan well well well someone else likes skankin' pickle ------------------------------ Subject: Sellouts or the talentless From: J SIN of ANGELSIN Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 13:37:24 EST The reason this post is late is because I've been away and I'm just reading them now -------------Chris Wilson What is your problem? Why is Glenn a sellout? Lets not jump on the bandwagon or anything, Chris. Did he sell out because his music style changed, or because he's short. I fucking LOVE EVERYTHING THAT GLENN HAS EVER PUT OUT, but honestly , wouldnt he get a little boring if he didnt change the music? I guess Glenn sold out when he released BULLET EP, Earth AD, INITIUM, DANZIG 1, DANZIG4P, and DANZIG 5. Why bother coming on this bible if you dont like Glenn. Dont get me wrong I love and worship Glenn, Jerry, Doyle John Christ, Chuck, but if it wasnt for Glenn (and Mark) there would be no Misfits bible. Chris, I really hope you are not one of those guys who thinks a band (or Person) is a sellout if they become famous. My main goal in life is to become famous, not for $ or girls but so everyone can hear my music and I can get my point across, how am I gonna do that if I am only known as a "Local Legend" or in other words, "I have no talent so I'll be cool in my home town 'cause thats the only place I can get any respect"..... just an excuse. If you trult knew what you were talking about you wouldnt have bothered making a stupid ass shirt. Sorry if that was long but ignorance pisses me off. ---------D.EVIL ^^^Why would you spend so much time making a shirt of someone you hate? VERY good point. SINcerely J-SIN ......Damn me father, for I have SINned P.S. Where is the DENMOM(OMANIA)? I miss her stories. COMEBACK Patricia. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 10:41:28 -0800 From: Inzo Subject: Re: Misfits Bible #292 > Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 14:02:27 -0500 > From: zycki > Subject: random 'fits related thoughts > >From: Inzo > >Subject: Most fabulous 138 sighting of all time > > > >Ha, you slippy monkeys, I have found the most bestest 138 sighting and > >it's 20 years old! I went to see the new Star Wars last night. I was > >paying attention for new scenes, and I came across an old scene that was > >the most exciting for me. I never new this... > > > >When Han and Luke take Chewy to the detention block to rescue the > >Princess, The guard says "What is thisssss thing??????" > > > >Luke says "Prisoner tranfer from cell block 1138." > > > >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH The Empire must be Misfits fans. :| > > Isn't Inzo the millionth person to mention this? Obviously his knowledge of > Star Wars is minimal. Almost everyone knows it is an inside reference to > THX1138 [his previous work]. Now with the re-release, this will bury the SBTB > "sighting" as most annoyingly mentioned 138 reference. > Look my brother, My knowledge of Star Wars is not minimal. I've been into The trilogy since I was little. I remember going to the theatre opening night of Return of the Jedi, when I was 7 yrs old. Up in my clost is every original Star Wars figure, most of them are in extremely good condition. I have them all but Luke in Stormtrooper disguise, Han in Carbonite, and Yak Face. I also have all the new ones. I have not watched Star Wars since I got into the Misfits. I started listening to them in October of 1995. Yeah not that long ago, but believe me, I'm into it. So, when I watched it, I came across that line. Why does that make my knowledge minimal? I guess you don't know that I collect sci fi movies? I have THX-1138 you nerf herder!!! When I was little I was in the Star Wars fiend club. So don't say my knowledge is minimal, I know someone who went to Skywalker ranch to personally meet George Lucas. I've been reading this bible for a year and have never seen a post about what I posted. I've mainly been hearing about Saved By the Bell and Jimmy Heart. SO my post is the most annoying? I've heard about the Saved by the Bell sighting about 12 times. I've never seen this one. and the rescently posted American Graffiti liscense plate sighting is new to me. I noticed this, you swine, when Luke gets knocked back and R2 plays him the message, did you notice Lukes Skyhopper in the background? I just noticed that. This was weird, I ordered Invaders From Mars from 1-800-4-Movies cuz I couldn't find it anywhere and Suncoast video (they don't rent, they sell) said it was out of print. Anyway, the one I got was generic and had no box. Yesterday I went to the New Blockbuster in town (every video store, even if they're the same name, all have not the same items) and the had for sale, two copies of Invaders From Mars, The copyright was 1996 so it must've just been reissued. This was a real surprise. It's on Goodtime Home Video and the catalog number is 05-08827. I also picked up a childhood favorite, War Of The Worlds and I also got Dawn Of The Dead. Oh, 1-800-4-movies charged me 20.00 bucks and I didn't even get a box, Blockbuster had it for $9.99. Zycki, you may say that my knowledge of THX-1138 is minimal, I only watched it once, it was very boring. Don't try to front on me again. I'll put a bounty on your head so big, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be after you. http://www.ecis.com/~mikei/index3.htm ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 13:47:01 -0500 From: Villnave Subject: Danzig in Buffalo, my story Well I saw Danzig in Buffalo on the 4th and here is how it was... The first band Powerman 5000...WOW! Where did they find these guys , in the line trying out to be in korn? These guys were the biggest wiggers I've ever seen in my life! I couldn't tell if they were covering Korn or Rage or each member playing something from each band's songs. They fucking sucked!!! Basically everyone was walking around doing nothing while they were playing and this one guy who looked exactly like Glenn (huge fan I take it) got dragged out by security trying to get these guys off the stage. Entertaining. They didn't play long but it seemed like forever and they had the bass drum miced and processed so it was that deep thud bass like rap or something. Not good on the ears! I got the hell away from these idiots! Then comes Electric Hellfire Club. While I could have made the music on a little Rapmaster Keyboard from radio shack I kinda dug these guys. I mean..they were at least different and definitely not wiggers...not mainstream. They were new and different. Fruity ass pop songs with satanic lyrics...good fun to me..if I wasn't waiting for Danzig. The chick they had dancing was pretty hot and her tits were just popping out of this thing. She was looking at me and pointing and shit and damn did I want to slam her head into a wall and spank her... hmm..but anyway.. an entertaining experience. But you have to understand..the bass drum was pre-programmed..and the drummer hit 4 pads...2 toms, snare, cymbal, and he'd jump around and hit them and occasionally miss. The keyboardist did normal keyboard/samples, the singer had a British accent a little and the guitarist just played the easiest guitar parts I have ever seen! And the chick..well.. did what she was supposed to do I think ;) They finally left in full satanic robing ripping up a bible yelling hail Satan.. Then overture comes on... Tommy comes out and is running around getting the crowd going.. then I see Castillo's shadow..and damn..when did he get so huge! I see Lazie sneaking out . Then Overture ends and I see Glenn run out, stand in the middle of the stage, and point out. The PACKED club went insane. I know everyone's been saying attendance is low but this place was capacity (more) and it was a big place. Some people couldn't even see the stage. They played Mother and Glenn was going so nuts he wasn't even singing. He was just ripping around like a madman! Tommy was smiling...Does he do a lot of drugs or something? He seemed a bit..high. Glenn was intense the entire show and just didn't stop. The crowd was real violent and Glenn was pushing the crowd more and more. The new songs sounded good! Better than I thought they would and the old stuff was good but again, John and Eerie would have been nice but oh well. I can't see John playing Blackacidevil to be honest anyway so..whatever. Tommy seemed to Marilyn-Mansonize the Long Way Back .From Hell solo. Lazie looked really into it and did a great job on bass. Glenn seemed happy and intense up there. More so than in 95 with John,Joey,and Eerie. They seemed to have pre-recorded intros to 7thHouse and other new ones just played, which is ok, but I was wondering what they were gonna do live. Her Black Wings started with this sort of techno beat going it was kind of odd, but it worked once the beat kicked in. The drumming was very good and he was hitting HARD. Glenn jumped down twice with audience, shaking hands etc. I got to him cause I was in the front but man this started a riot! He was pointing at one guy in the audience who was a lamer and said "how ya doin gomer pile".. It was so funny cause this guy looked like him. The guy was motioning Glenn to come down, almost menacingly. Then Glenn made a gun with his hand and "shot" him. One thing I noticed is Glenn's vocals should have been louder but at the front and center of the stage you don't hear the PA as much as the onstage shit anyway. His voice is so strong I could actually hear him above everything when he was close to me. He threw out his necklace, starting another riot..same with his water. The show just fucking rocked.. They left after Long Way Back From Hell and came back out to do She Rides and Snakes of Christ. After the set he introduced the new members and everyone gave each one applause and they place just got loud with yells of "danzig rules".. Tommy threw out souvenirs after the shoe and Lazie jumped into the crown and landed half on me. Here's the songs that were played with a brief review of each one (no I don't remember the order) Mother- So intense he didn't even sing. Being down here front and center redefined pain for me once again. Crowd was singing louder than the band was playing. Sacrifice-When this went into the chorus it rocked! The strobes were going nuts and the crowd just erupted. Glenn was all over the place. Blackacidevil-Started out with the beginning being played over the PA then Joey kicked in. The guitar seemed undefined..as Tommy played whatever he wanted. There were distortions on Glenn's voice in this, but no other songs. I distinctly saw him signal the distortion, and then heard it.. so it was there. Hint of her blood-This was one of my favorites. The lights were low and he made it like he was telling a story using his hands to tell it . Tommy was putting in these little guitar licks that I didn't care for, but, Glenn didn't get distracted so I guess it's with permission. I got the impression Glenn let them do what they wanted. Deep- This fucking rocked. The bass was LOW and the lights were down. When they went into the chorus it was just powerful. Glenn was whipping all around and Tommy was doing some cool licks on the guitar.. He introduced it as the one from the X-files Soundtrack, Deep. Twist of Cain- This got the crowd more excited than any other. It just rocked. The front of the crowd looked like the crowd in the old videos, headbanging and such, fists in the air. She Rides-For some reason the crowd was into this least, I dug it cause a few chicks got topless. Besides this was always one of my favs. Long Way Back From Hell- They played it real fast and hard and the Glenn put a foot on the monitor and sang the choruses, in the other parts he ran around. Again, I didn't like the solo much, but he is not John Christ. Snakes of Christ- This was really fast. The crowd was singing loud. Her Black Wings- Started with some techno beat but kicked in normal. IT was played really fast, and before the bitch line Glenn stopped and put he mic down and just Grinned at the audience and got them going. Dirty Black Summer- This rocked.. enough said. Again, played fast. Left Hand Black- Glenn looked really evil in this song and a lot of people dug it. I had never heard them play this before live so it was a treat. Until You Call On The Dark- This was the 3rd song played and they played this TOO fast in my opinion. Glenn was still running around so much and head banging he let the audience to the singing, who was louder than the band anyway. Bringer of Death- The pit was huge! They played it fast and HARD and Glenn went down and let my area sing the Bringer of Death lines. Before the fast part Glenn put the mic down and kneeled at the front of the stage pointing at the audience laughing evilly with this evil look on his face and was nodding his head. He wanted to see some skulls rolling around after this I think. The place went INSANE. It was the best.. So fucking violent..the way it should have been. 7th House- I was waiting for this cause it just kicks my ass. I hear the beginning being played over the PA as Glenn drank some water, and then it just erupted. It just kicked the whole place's ass! When he went into the Chorus It was louder than anything I ever heard in my life, both strobes went on and every other light in the club. It was like looking at the sun and Glenn was flipping out! I have never seen him this intense ever before in my life. It was just the best... my fav of the night! It's Coming Down-This was hard hitting. Castillo impressed me on the drums on this and Glenn put out the mic letting us sing the chorus. This was fast but it just rocked! That's the show as far as I remember it. I keep using the same words. fast,hard,intense. The new band is great and I look forward to them coming back. I don't what the problem is everywhere else but they just kicked my ass. My ears are still ringing loud ass hell at 2pm the day after. Til next show Villnave ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 13:52:34 -0500 (EST) From: Leah Justis Subject: blah, blah, blah you fill in the blanks... 1st-you COULD just break open your static age cd, but 1st you may want to try sliding off the back. 2nd-I don't think Glenn was at the troc. He was at the show till at least one so unless it was really really late that H20 went on...He could have gone before Danzig's set but I doubt it. 3rd-Mommy. Do you think that there's a voice before or after it says that? Now if it was a tape of Michale, it would probably just be him telling everyone to quit saying it before he does. That really busts his chops, did anyone ever notice? 4th-to John Kendrick, get a copy of the magazine and back order it. My friend Emily did the same thing so she should be able to tell you how to order it actually. her address is 03651@udel.edu I think. 5th-Glenn didn't leave the misfits because he was too short. He left because everyone else was too tall. Leah ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 1997 11:13:58 -0800 From: Neil McAllister Subject: Vondur!! Hi, my name is Neil McAllister, and I just wanted to get on the Misfits Bible to make this statement: I WORSHIP SATAN. You puny weaklings that claim you worship Satan, I will kill you and then piss on your grave!! I am angry now!! Yes, very angry indeed!! I exist only to spread evil and hatred!! You will feel my wrath -- Neil McAllister carries a BIG KNIFE!!! There was no A-Bomb detonated in Hiroshima, it was me belching after I drank the blood of Christians!!! I will burn your churches with Lucifer's Tabasco Sauce!!! Neil McAllister worships Satan!! Neil McAllister HATES YOU!! And remember, there are no nuclear weapons -- there is only VONDUR!!!! NEIL ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 15:38:57 -0800 From: Grandpa Atomic Subject: Record Collecting Tips Hi. I'm relatively new to the Misfits Bible, but I've noticed people asking questions about collector stuff, and I've been collecting for quite some time, and having dealt with tons of sleazies and tons of folks on the up-and-up, I'm going to try to help you people not get screwed with a few tips, if Tammy already said them, I'm sorry (maybe I'll even manage to put some Misfits info in here too!) First of all, people who advertise in MRR and Flipside do know what they're talking about, but more than a few of them have a reputation to uphold. Guys like Ryan Richardson and Jukka Sateri and Nathalie V. advertise pretty much every month with "Tons of punk rock mega-rarities". This would give you the assumption they're on the level. Some are...I've traded with all three of the above and gotten my stuff, but I would still watch out. These people are putting themselves in the public spotlight, and leaving a trail, so here's a few ways to make sure you get the trade done: 1) This is pretty basic, but if the address is a PO Box or a company name, not a person's name or home address, there is a better chance you're gotta get had. For example if the place is called "77 Records" at "P.O. Box 400" or something, that's not giving you a persons name or a real address where you can reach them...when you send something again, don't be surprised to get return mail. 2) Try to get a phone #. And don't just use it as a back-up. I'm paranoid when I'm sending Crap Detectors records through the mail, and I want to make sure everything goes down well. I will call the number first. I make sure the person is there, and I talk to them. However, if you really want to be safe, don't stop there. Look them up in a phone directory, and see if the number and address are the same by their name as the ones they told you they were. If this all goes down smoothly, at least you know where they are so you can contact them if they rip you off. 3) Even if the records actually go in the mail, it's important to make sure they send them properly and for decency, you should send them properly too. Go to a place like (where I am) Mailboxes Etc. These people are great. They helped me pick out the right packages, get the right stuff in the actual box, insure the package correctly, and gave me a good timeframe of when the stuff will get there. Everytime I've used them my stuff has gotten to the reciepient as good as it was sent. The Postal Service works too, but they're more crowded and less personable. Support Mom and Pop stores if you have any around you (I don't). Make sure you reach a shipping agreement with the other person as well, and make your position felt on it. And if you're sending a package, and it's insured and registered, you got proof ya sent it, no-lose situation. 4) NEVER RUSH. Always take precautions. A questionable judgement I've seen some people make is to only do "You send first". This can lead people to not want to trade with you, but if you inform people this is the only way you do it and provide about eight zillion good refrences (make sure their screen names aren't all @aol.com too if you're doing internet)...new traders obviously can't do this (don't forge refrences, even if you intend to send, it only gets you into trouble...) but people who've been around the block can obvious do this. 5) This might seem obvious, and it's ill-placed as a "Last step" but come on people, don't forget to research what you're getting. What if it's a bootleg? Not the promised black/purple swirl vinyl? WHAT IF YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET IT!? Before you say "Aw nuts" and run around mailing lists and classifieds posting "I'm gonna get this bastard!" notes (which just encourage him to bunker up and hide)...what do you do? Well, if you checked up on the phone # and such like I told you, call them up at 3 AM. "Where's my record!" A week of that oughtta get the record out...no, but seriously, here are some "I been ripped off, whadda I do?" tips, that I've seen work. a) Got any friends or contacts who live near this guy? Show up at his house. "Hello, I'm looking for this record." That at least has him knowing you're serious. b) Inquire with those friggin' cops or with the postal service. Not getting what you agreed to is mail fraud, over state lines, which is a big no-no in the law's eyes. c) Get into contact with him somehow. If you didn't get his phone #, write the letter again. I'm sorry to say this, but with a PO Box or with no-name on the person, your chances are SLIM of finding your stuff, so always be careful. If it's PO Box or no-name, send a few pre-letters first...dig up some dirt for a back-up in case he rips you off. But mail frauders deserve whatever you think of to do to them! d) If the person is in a public spotlight or is a big trader, hose their reputation. If they ripped you off, the least you can do is to warn others not to send to this address. Again, PO Boxes can be changed, and they can use their friends' address, but if you explain to people what happened they can be wary not to get ripped off. A bad trader list is floating out there somewhere...I have my own "Trading Blacklist" which is currently two pages long... I may have repeated a lot of important points there, but the basics exist...trading by mail